Etsy Shop for PearsonMaron

Paul Bunyan Magnet

Thu, 31 Dec 2009 19:37:39 -0500

$19.00
He's a minature of the roadside Paul Bunyan.

After many hours working on him we feel he has transcended his role as refrigerator guardian into Art.

So he has that going for him...

He's about 3 1/4" x 2 3/4".

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic clay with a super strong neodymium magnet.

(last photo shows Paul and his companion Babe the Blue Ox which is available in another listing. Don't they look happy together?)

California residents will be charged 8.75% sales tax

One Eyed Octopus on Wheels - Mini Sculpture (Blue)

Thu, 31 Dec 2009 17:31:11 -0500

$22.00
Don't look at me. I'm not the one who dumped all the toxic waste into the bay.

Signed Limited Edition
This is blue # 3 of 10

2 1/4" x 1 1/2"

*This is not a child's toy.
Although quite fearless when faced with adults, this wheeled monster is quite frightened by children.

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax :(

BigFoot Magnet - Pink

Thu, 31 Dec 2009 12:24:33 -0500

$9.00
-Special Edition Pink Big Foot Magnet-

Now Bigfoot can be sighted whenever you please right on your fridge.

Inspired by The Patterson/Gimlin Bigfoot sighting film from 1967.

2 3/16" x1 5/8" x 5/8"

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic clay with a super strong neodymium magnet.

Your monster will come packaged ready for gift giving.

(also available as a pin)

California residents will be charged 8.75% sales tax

Spotted Loch Ness Monster - Mini Sculpture on Wheels

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 17:40:36 -0500

$22.00
Nessie is on the move. That's right, those peppermint striped wheels aren't just for decoration.

She has expressed an interest on more than one occasion of settling down permanently at your place. Please consider it.

3 1/4" x 2 1/2"

Signed Limited Edition Spotted Blue/Green
This is blue green # 10 of 10 (last one)

Twice fired red earthenware ceramic clay.

*This is not a child's toy.
Although quite fearless when faced with adults, this wheeled monster is frightened by children.

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax

Rolling Happiness Sculpture - A

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 14:23:36 -0500

$35.00
Rolling Happiness Sculpture - A

twice fired glazed ceramic sculpture.

aprox 6" tall

made to order, please allow an additional week for shipping.

open edition

Polar Bear with Yellow Balloon Figurine

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 14:23:36 -0500

$28.00
The over-building of tract housing developments has gotten the bear population a little cranky. The pepper spray probably isn't going to work anymore. There are reports that the bears are evolving.

Luckily for you this bear is distracted just enough by its yellow balloon that you probably have time to escape.

4" Tall (Height of Bear)

Twice kiln fired ceramic white earthenware clay with glaze.

signed and dated limited edition
this is # 4 of 10

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax :(

Red BigFoot Magnet

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 19:52:37 -0500

$9.00
-Special Edition Red Big Foot Magnet-

Now Bigfoot can be sighted whenever you please right on your fridge.

Inspired by The Patterson/Gimlin Bigfoot sighting film from 1967.

2 3/16" x1 5/8" x 5/8"

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic clay with a super strong neodymium magnet.

Your monster will come packaged ready for gift giving.

(also available as a pin)

California residents will be charged 7.75% sales tax

Anatomically Incorrect Heart - Pin

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 17:41:20 -0500

$8.00
We refuse to believe that the heart looks like the one in Gray's Anatomy (the BOOK, not the TV show my darling) all lumpy and veiny. The heart looks better with cleaner, more classic lines. But we're not idiots, we know the blood must pump in and out from somewhere therefore we will concede the arteries do in fact exist and therefore we have included them.

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic with a pin back.

Packaged in a cello bag ready for gift giving.

(also available as a magnet)

2 1/4" x 2 3/4" x 5/8"

California residents will be charged 7.75% sales tax

The Direction of Happiness - ceramic sculpture

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 15:09:00 -0500

$35.00
The Direction of Happiness

twice fired glazed ceramic sculpture.

aprox 6" tall

made to order, please allow an additional week for shipping.

open edition

Groundhog Magnet - Punxsutawney Phil

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 12:19:42 -0500

$12.00
Whether you choose to classify him as land beaver, groundhog, woodchuck, whistlepig, marmot, or just plain rodent; the beloved Punxsutawney Phil is anxious to see some new things.

He's a bit stir crazy after over 120 winters in Gobblers Knob. He'd like to check things out in your part of the woods. He's a bit of a homebody though so don't expect him to do much except hang out in your kitchen supervising the fridge.

Will he see his shadow this year? Be the first to know.

1 1/4" x 3 1/8" x 5/8"

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic with a super strong magnet.

Comes packaged in cello bag with background for easy gift giving.

CA residents will be charged 7.75% sales tax

Happy Rain Cloud Sculpture

Mon, 28 Dec 2009 20:37:44 -0500

$35.00
Happy Rain Cloud Sculpture

twice fired glazed ceramic sculpture.

aprox 6" tall

made to order, please allow an additional week for shipping.

Cloud Factory

Mon, 28 Dec 2009 17:52:30 -0500

$25.00
Put down the science books.
Clouds are made in factories.

Miniature ceramic cloud factory sculpture.
Twice fired glazed ceramic earthenware.
Signed and dated.
1 1/8" x 1 7/8" x 3 5/8"

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax :(

For more of our tiny factories:
http://www.uncommongoods.com/item/item.jsp?itemId=18321

Loch Ness Monster Mini Sculpture

Mon, 28 Dec 2009 15:41:35 -0500

$60.00
Hand built mini sculpture of a green Loch Ness monster.

Kiln fired ceramic earthenware with metal wires.
Signed, dated and numbered on the back.
Limited edition. This is #6 of 10

This is made to order so please allow an extra week for shipping.

3 5/8 x 5 1/4 (measured to top of wires) x 2"

© Adam Maron 2008

For more of Adams work - http://adammaron.com/

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax

Crop Circle Silhouettes Button Pack

Mon, 28 Dec 2009 15:41:35 -0500

$4.00
Four black and white 1" pin back buttons featuring four different silhouettes of crop circles.

Place and date of documented appearance noted on edge of button.

This pack includes:

Laguna Canyon, California 1996
Virginia Beach, Virginia 2000
Madisonville, Kentucky 2007
Sussex England 1992

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax

Rolling Happiness Sculpture - B

Mon, 28 Dec 2009 13:13:32 -0500

$35.00
Rolling Happiness Sculpture - B

twice fired glazed ceramic sculpture.

aprox 6" tall

made to order, please allow an additional week for shipping.

open edition

Orange Monster Fish - Mini Sculpture on Wheels

Mon, 28 Dec 2009 11:07:02 -0500

$22.00
You'll soon be regretting all the sushi you've eaten in the past as well as all the mercury we as humans have contaminated the water with because the fish have acquired some engineering skills and are not only land bound but on wheels too.

2 3/4" x 2"

Signed Limited Edition
This is Orange with Blue # 8 of 15

*This is not a child's toy.
Although quite fearless when faced with adults, this wheeled monster is quite frightened by children.

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax

BigFoot Magnet Set - Pink and Red

Sat, 26 Dec 2009 10:52:00 -0500

$17.00
-Special Edition Big Foot Magnet Set-

Now Bigfoot can be sighted whenever you please right on your fridge.

Inspired by The Patterson/Gimlin Bigfoot sighting film from 1967.

This set includes two magnets: one red and one pink BigFoot

2 3/16" x1 5/8" x 5/8"

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic clay with a super strong neodymium magnet.

Your monsters will come packaged ready for gift giving.

(also available as pins)

California residents will be charged 7.75% sales tax

Monster Fish on Wheels

Sat, 26 Dec 2009 10:52:00 -0500

$22.00
You'll soon be regretting all those fishing trips as well as all the mercury we as humans have contaminated the water with because the fish have acquired some engineering skills and are not only land bound but on wheels.

I have my suspicions that this one is out for revenge but you might be able to soothe the beast with fresh mango slices and nightly viewings of Fellini's "8 1/2"

2 3/4" x 2"
Twice fired ceramic clay and glazes.

Signed Limited Edition
This is majolica targets # 3 of 10

*This is not a child's toy.
Although quite fearless when faced with adults, this wheeled monster is quite frightened by children.

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax :(

Yellow Spotted Loch Ness Monster on Wheels

Fri, 25 Dec 2009 11:49:53 -0500

$22.00
Nessie is on the move. That's right, those peppermint striped wheels aren't just for decoration.

She has expressed an interest on more than one occasion of settling down permanently at your place. Please consider it.

3 1/4" x 2 1/2"

Signed Limited Edition
This is yellow spots # 6 of 10

Twice fired red earthenware ceramic clay.

*This is not a child's toy.
Although quite fearless when faced with adults, this wheeled monster is frightened by children.

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax

Blue Loch Ness Monster Magnet

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 21:04:05 -0500

$9.00
I spotted Nessie on my window sill this morning. She was making her way toward the kitchen again. She seems to enjoy guarding the English muffins. She's preparing her migration to your house.

3 1/4" x 1 7/8" x 3/8"

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic with a super strong neodymium magnet.

Your monster will come packaged, ready for gift giving.

California residents will be charged 8.75% sales tax

Bigfoot and Abominable Snowman - Pin Set -

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 15:27:25 -0500

$17.00
-Pin Set-

Now Bigfoot and the Abominable Snowman can be sighted whenever you please.

Inspired by The Patterson/Gimlin Bigfoot sighting video from 1967.

each measures 2 3/16" x1 5/8" x 5/8"

Two hand painted kiln-fired ceramic pins.

Your monsters will come packaged ready for gift giving!

(also available as magnets)

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax

Exterminate - Magnet

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 17:55:45 -0500

$6.00
Exterminate! Magnet

Add a little sci-fi mayhem to the photos on your fridge with an Exterminate! speech bubble. Also fun to pair with a cryptid magnet and scare guests from raiding your fridge.

Ceramic Magnet with inset neodymium magnet
2" x 1 1/4" x 1/4"

Inspired by the Dr. Who television series.

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax

Bigfoot Magnet

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:40:17 -0500

$9.00
Now Bigfoot can be sighted whenever you please right on your fridge.

Inspired by The Patterson/Gimlin Bigfoot sighting film from 1967.

2 3/16" x1 5/8" x 5/8"

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic clay with a super strong neodymium magnet.

Your monster will come packaged ready for gift giving.

(also available as a pin)

California residents will be charged 8.75% sales tax

Bigfoot Pin

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 13:22:13 -0500

$9.00
-Pin-

Inspired by The Patterson/Gimlin Bigfoot sighting film from 1967.

2 1/8" x 1 1/2" x 1/2"

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic with a pin back.

Comes packaged ready for gift giving!

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax

Bigfoot in Space - Pin

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 11:29:49 -0500

$9.00
-Special Edition Silver Bigfoot Magnet-

Finally, proof that there is life on the Moon. Or maybe Bigfoot just has really advanced robotic engineering skills and traveled into space on his own.

Now Bigfoot can be sighted whenever you please.

Inspired by The Patterson/Gimlin Bigfoot sighting film from 1967.

2 3/16" x1 5/8" x 5/8"

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic clay with a pin back.

Your monster will come packaged ready for gift giving.

(also available as a magnet)

California residents will be charged 7.75% sales tax

Pink BigFoot - Pin

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 11:18:50 -0500

$9.00
-Special Edition Pink Big Foot Pin-

Now Bigfoot can be sighted whenever you please.

Inspired by The Patterson/Gimlin Bigfoot sighting film from 1967.

2 3/16" x1 5/8" x 5/8"

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic clay with a pinback

Your monster will come packaged ready for gift giving.

(also available as a magnet)

California residents will be charged 8.75% sales tax

Monster Fish - Mini Sculpture on Wheels - Black and Silver

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:57:54 -0500

$22.00
You'll soon be regretting all the sushi you've eaten in the past as well as all the mercury we as humans have contaminated the water with because the fish have acquired some engineering skills and are not only land bound but on wheels too.

I have my suspicions that this one is out for revenge but you might be able to soothe the beast by placing him on windowsill with a garden view and playing Arthur Lee and Love records.

2 3/4" x 2"

Signed Limited Edition in black and silver(color)
This is # 9 of 10

*This is not a child's toy.
Although quite fearless when faced with adults, this wheeled monster is quite frightened by children.

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax

Abominable Snowman and Pine Tree Magnet Set

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:26:27 -0500

$15.00
Now the Abominable Snowman can be sighted whenever you please right on your fridge.

This special set includes the Abominable Snowman and a pine tree.

Inspired by The Patterson/Gimlin Bigfoot sighting film from 1967. No worries of attack as he is bound by a super strong magnet.

*although there is no conclusive evidence linking Abominable Snowman with diminishing ice cream supply we do advise caution when storing frozen treats near the creature.

Abominable Snowman - 2 1/8" x 1 1/5" x 1/2"

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic with a super strong magnet

Your monster and his friend the pine tree will come packaged ready for gift giving.

California residents will be charged a 7.75% sales tax

Underwater Scene Loch Ness Monster Mini-Sculpture

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:26:10 -0500

$75.00
Hand built mini sculpture of a blue Loch Ness monster with underwater scene of one-eyed octopus and odd fish.

Kiln fired ceramic earthenware with metal wires.
Signed, dated and numbered on the back.

Limited edition. This is #2 of 10

This particular one has been made to sit on a table or shelf and is ready to ship but if you'd like one that will hang on a wall as well, please let us know in notes to seller and allow an extra week for shipping

3 1/2 x 7 1/2(measured to top of wires) x 3 1/2"

© Adam Maron 2008

For more of Adams work - http://adammaron.com/

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax

Abominable Snowman and Pine Tree - Pin Set

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 18:54:26 -0500

$15.00
Now the Abominable Snowman can be sighted whenever you please.

This special set includes the Abominable Snowman and a pine tree.

Inspired by The Patterson/Gimlin Bigfoot sighting video from 1967.

*although there is no conclusive evidence linking Abominable Snowman with diminishing ice cream supply we do advise caution when storing frozen treats near the creature.

Abominable Snowman - 2 1/8" x 1 1/2" x 1/2"

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic with a pin back.

Your monster and his friend the pine tree will come packaged ready for gift giving.

(also available as magnets)

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax

Red Car with Removable Wheels Magnet Set

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 16:25:56 -0500

$19.00
Straight out of the seventies/early eighties, this cherry red beauty comes complete with "vinyl" top and two removable "wire hubcap" tires. That's right you get three magnets for the price of one.

Tires may be attached to car or easily pop off to use as separate magnets

(Adam wanted to name this the "coupe de crap" but I just wouldn't let him)

Car Magnet: 5 1/2" x 1 7/8" x 1/2"
Tire Magnets: 1" x 1" x 2/8"

Comes ready for gift giving packaged in a cello bag

California residents will be charged a 7.75% sales tax

Purple Monster Fish - Mini Art Pull Toy Sculpture

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 16:25:56 -0500

$22.00
You'll soon be regretting all the sushi you've eaten in the past as well as all the mercury we as humans have contaminated the water with because the fish have acquired some engineering skills and are not only land bound but on wheels too.

2 3/4" x 2"

Signed Limited Edition
This is Purple # 4 of 15

*This is not a child's toy.
Although quite fearless when faced with adults, this wheeled monster is quite frightened by children.

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax

Abominable Snowman Magnet

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:23:23 -0500

$9.00
Now the Abominable Snowman can be sighted whenever you please right on your fridge.

Inspired by The Patterson/Gimlin Bigfoot sighting film from 1967. No worries of attack as he is bound by a super strong magnet.

*although there is no conclusive evidence linking Abominable Snowman with diminishing ice cream supply we do advise caution when storing frozen treats near the creature.

2 1/8" x 1 1/2" x 1/2"

Hand painted ceramic clay with a super strong neodymium magnet.

Your monster will come packaged ready for gift giving!

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax

Blue Loch Ness Monster - Mini Sculpture on Wheels

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:53:40 -0500

$22.00
Nessie is on the move.

She is just more than a little bit tired of you human folk dredging her home in order to prove or disprove her very existence.

She has expressed an interest on more than one occasion of settling down permanently at your place. Please consider it.

She enjoys extra large salads and Alexander Spence albums.

3 1/4" x 2 1/2"

Signed Limited Edition in Light Blue
This is #7 of 10

*This is not a child's toy.
Although quite fearless when faced with adults, this wheeled monster is frightened by children.

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax

Bigfoot Magnet - Bright Orange

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 11:14:19 -0500

$9.00
Special Edition Bigfoot in bright orange

Now Bigfoot can be sighted whenever you please right on your fridge. Inspired by The Patterson/Gimlin Bigfoot sighting film from 1967.

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic with a super strong magnet.

1 1/2" x 2 1/8" x 1/2"

Your monster will come packaged, ready for gift giving.

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax

Roll Rabbit Roll - Bunny on Wheels

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 08:40:52 -0500

$28.00
Rolling Rabbit Figurine.

Twice fired ceramic clay.

4" x 4 1/2" x 2 1/2"

Signed Limited Edition
This is # 7 of 10 (of this style)

*Although this bunny really does roll it is not intended to be a child's toy.

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax

Cryptid Silhouettes Pin Pack - Loch Ness, Bigfoot, Chupacabra, Jackalope

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:41:39 -0500

$4.00
Four black and white 1" pin back buttons.

One of each of our favorite cryptids in silhouette: Bigfoot, Loch Ness Monster, Chupacabra, and a Jackalope

These little pins will come packaged in a cello bag ready for gift giving.

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax

Bigfoot in Space - Magnet

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:41:17 -0500

$9.00
-Special Edition Silver (painted) Bigfoot Magnet-

Finally, proof that there is life on the Moon. Or maybe Bigfoot just has really advanced robotic engineering skills and traveled into space on his own.

Now Bigfoot can be sighted whenever you please right on your fridge.

Inspired by The Patterson/Gimlin Bigfoot sighting film from 1967.

2 3/16" x1 5/8" x 5/8"

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic clay with a super strong neodymium magnet.

Your monster will come packaged ready for gift giving.

(also available as a pin)

California residents will be charged 8.75% sales tax

Bigfoot Magnet - Bright Green

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:40:11 -0500

$9.00
Special Edition Bigfoot in bright green

Now Bigfoot can be sighted whenever you please right on your fridge. Inspired by The Patterson/Gimlin Bigfoot sighting film from 1967.

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic with a super strong magnet.

WARNING: do not feed chocolate ice cream

2 1/8" x 1 1/5" x 1/2"

Your monster will come ready for gift giving - packaged with a backdrop of his homeland.

California residents will be charged a 7.75% sales tax

Anatomically Incorrect Heart - Magnet

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:16:37 -0500

$8.00
We refuse to believe that the heart looks like the one in Gray's Anatomy (the BOOK, not the TV show my darling) all lumpy and veiny. The heart looks better with cleaner, more classic lines. But we're not idiots, we know the blood must pump in and out from somewhere therefore we will concede the arteries do in fact exist and therefore we have included them.

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic with a super strong neodymium magnet.

Packaged in a cello bag ready for gift giving.

(also available as a pin)

2 1/4" x 2 3/4" x 5/8"

California residents will be charged 7.75% sales tax

Monster Fish on Wheels - striped majolica

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:16:36 -0500

$22.00
You'll soon be regretting all those fishing trips as well as all the mercury we as humans have contaminated the water with because the fish have acquired some engineering skills and are not only land bound but on wheels.

I have my suspicions that this one is out for revenge but you might be able to soothe the beast with massive plates of linguine and "Best of Youth" on dvd.

2 3/4" x 2"
Twice fired ceramic clay and glazes.

Signed Limited Edition
This is # 3 of 10

*This is not a child's toy.
Although quite fearless when faced with adults, this wheeled monster is quite frightened by children.

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax :(

Abominable Snowman Pin

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:50:12 -0500

$9.00
Abominable Snowman Pin

Now the Abominable Snowman can be sighted whenever you please. Inspired by The Patterson/Gimlin Bigfoot sighting film from 1967.

2 1/4" x 1 1/2"

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic clay with a pin back.

Your monster will come packaged ready for gift giving!

(Also available as a magnet!)

California residents will be charged 8.75% sales tax

Bigfoot and Abominable Snowman Magnet Set

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:47:37 -0500

$17.00
-Magnet Set-

Now Bigfoot and the Abominable Snowman can be sighted whenever you please.

Inspired by The Patterson/Gimlin Bigfoot sighting video from 1967.

each measures 2 3/16" x1 5/8" x 5/8"

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic with a super strong neodymium magnet.

Your monsters will come packaged in a small cello bag with printed background for easy gift giving.

(also available as pins)

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax

Chupacabra Magnet

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:13:53 -0500

$9.00
The evil, yet lovingly hand painted, Chupacabra will guard your fridge for you. And no worries that he will escape as he is bound to guard your snacks by a powerful magnet.

1 3/8" x 2" x 1/2"

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic clay with a super strong neodymium magnet.

Comes packaged, ready for gift giving!

(Also available as a pin)

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax

Shoes on a Wire - Miniature Urban Scene Sculpture

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 12:54:04 -0500

$28.00
-RESERVED-

There are many theories as to the reason why shoes are flung across utility wires. We at Pearson-Maron reject all these as just tall-tales.

We have begun making miniature models demonstrating this phenomenon so that we can study it further. Perhaps you will be instrumental in helping us solve the mystery.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoe_tossing

Miniature ceramic sculpture.
Twice fired glazed ceramic earthenware.
Signed and dated.

2 1/2" tall

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax

Babe the Blue Ox - Refrigerator Roadside Art Magnet

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:44:53 -0500

$15.00
Paul Bunyan magnet was getting lonely for a companion. So here's Babe the blue ox. He's a little tired. You would be too if you helped build the Grand Canyon and Mount Hood.

He's expressed a desire to spend his retirement at your house.

p.s.- He likes cherry ice cream.

3 1/2 x 2 1/4" x 1/2"

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic with a super strong magnet

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax

(This listing is for Babe the Blue Ox only. Last photo is just to show how happy Paul & Babe look together)

Polar Bear with a Red Yo-Yo Figurine

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 17:45:20 -0500

$28.00
The over-building of tract housing developments has gotten the bear population a little cranky. The pepper spray probably isn't going to work anymore. There are reports that the bears are evolving.

Luckily for you this one is just distracted enough by trying to master "around the world" on his Yo-yo that you probably have time to escape.

4" Tall

Twice kiln fired ceramic earthenware clay with glaze.

signed and dated limited edition of 10
This is #9 of 10

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax :(

Bright Green BigFoot - Pin

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 22:39:08 -0500

$9.00
-Pin-

Special Edition Bigfoot in bright green

Now Bigfoot can be sighted whenever you please.
Inspired by The Patterson/Gimlin Bigfoot sighting film from 1967.

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic with a pin back.

2 1/8" x 1 1/5" x 1/2"

Your monster will come ready for gift giving - packaged with a backdrop of his homeland.

(also available as a magnet)

California residents will be charged a 7.75% sales tax

Purple Spotted Loch Ness Monster on Wheels

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 22:39:08 -0500

$22.00
Nessie is on the move. That's right, those peppermint striped wheels aren't just for decoration.

She has expressed an interest on more than one occasion of settling down permanently at your place. Please consider it.

3 1/4" x 2 1/2"

Signed Limited Edition
This is purple spots # 3 of 10

Twice fired red earthenware ceramic clay.

*This is not a child's toy.
Although quite fearless when faced with adults, this wheeled monster is frightened by children.

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax

Jackalope Magnet

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 17:21:25 -0500

$13.00
We here at Pearson Maron Industries are doing our best to keep rare animals such as the Jackalope off the endangered species list. Available for sale to good homes only.

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic clay with a super strong neodymium magnet.

Your monster will come packaged ready for gift giving!

3" x 3 1/4" x 3/8"

California residents will be charged 8.75% sales tax

Loch Ness Monster Magnet - Green

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 14:25:41 -0500

$9.00
I spotted Nessie on my window sill this morning. She was making her way toward the kitchen again. She seems to enjoy guarding the english muffins. She's preparing her migration to your house.

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic with a super strong neodymium magnet.

3 1/4" x 1 7/8" x 3/8"

Your monster will come packaged for gift giving.

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax

Pink Loch Ness Monster Magnet

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 21:35:03 -0500

$9.00
Pink Loch Ness Monster Magnet-

I spotted Nessie on my window sill this morning. She was making her way toward the kitchen again. She seems to enjoy guarding the sprinkled cupcakes. She's preparing her migration to your house.

3 1/4" x 1 7/8" x 3/8"

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic with a super strong neodymium magnet.

Your monster will come packaged, ready for gift giving.

(also available as a pin)

California residents will be charged 7.75% sales tax

Pink Elephant with a Flag Figurine

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 21:35:03 -0500

$32.00
Don't worry. No need to set down the martini. This pink elephant isn't alcohol induced although she will be happy to join you for cocktail hour.

Twice fired glazed earthenware ceramic figurine.

signed and dated limited edition
this is # 7 of 10

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax :(

Red And Yellow Monster Fish - Mini Art Pull Toy Sculpture

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 12:56:28 -0500

$22.00
You'll soon be regretting all the sushi you've eaten in the past as well as all the mercury we as humans have contaminated the water with because the fish have acquired some engineering skills and are not only land bound but on wheels too.

2 3/4" x 2"

Signed Limited Edition
This is Red & Yellow # 2 of 15

*This is not a child's toy.
Although quite fearless when faced with adults, this wheeled monster is quite frightened by children.

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax

Pink Anatomically Incorrect Heart - Pin

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:24:04 -0500

$8.00
We refuse to believe that the human heart looks like the one in Gray's Anatomy (the BOOK, not the TV show my darling) all lumpy and veiny. The heart looks better with cleaner, more classic lines. But we're not idiots, we know the blood must pump in and out from somewhere therefore we will concede that the arteries do in fact exist and therefore we have included them.

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic with a pin back.

Packaged in a cello bag ready for gift giving.

(also available as a magnet)

2 1/4" x 2 3/4" x 5/8"

California residents will be charged 7.75% sales tax

No Name Porcelain Creature

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:24:04 -0500

$50.00
One of a kind wall sculpture
Glazed and painted porcelain creature.
Ready to hang.
Eyes inspired by Hundertwasser.

5" x 7 1/4" x 1 1/8"

© quincy pearson 2008
all rights reserved

BigFoot PIN Set - Pink and Red

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:59:46 -0500

$17.00
-Special Edition Red and Pink Bigfoot Pin Set-

Now Bigfoot can be sighted whenever you please.

Inspired by The Patterson/Gimlin Bigfoot sighting film from 1967.

This set includes two pins: one red and one pink BigFoot

2 3/16" x1 5/8" x 5/8"

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic clay with a pinback.

Your monsters will come packaged ready for gift giving.

(also available as magnets)

California residents will be charged 8.75% sales tax

Black and White Monster Fish - Mini Sculpture on Wheels

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 14:27:14 -0500

$22.00
You'll soon be regretting all the sushi you've eaten in the past as well as all the mercury we as humans have contaminated the water with because the fish have acquired some engineering skills and are not only land bound but on wheels too.

2 3/4" x 2"

Signed Limited Edition
This is Black & White # 4 of 10

*This is not a child's toy.
Although quite fearless when faced with adults, this wheeled monster is quite frightened by children.

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax :(

Mod Bunny Magnet

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 14:27:13 -0500

$13.00
What? You've never heard of a mod bunny?

He's mod. He rides a scooter. He wears Fred Perry shirts. He likes to read existential literature while playing soul records on his turntable. Try to ignore that he's wearing Converse sneakers. He had too. His boots needed some mending.

He's ready for Spring and Easter and whatever else you've decided cute little bunny rabbits represent.

1 1/8" x 2 7/8" x 1/2"

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic clay with a super strong neodymium magnet.

Comes packaged, ready for gift giving!

California residents will be charged a 7.75% sales tax

Red BigFoot - Pin

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 23:50:15 -0500

$9.00
-Special Edition Red Big Foot Pin-

Now Bigfoot can be sighted whenever you please.

Inspired by The Patterson/Gimlin Bigfoot sighting film from 1967.

2 3/16" x1 5/8" x 5/8"

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic clay with a pinback

Your monster will come packaged ready for gift giving.

(also available as a magnet)

California residents will be charged 7.75% sales tax

Anatomically Incorrect Black Heart - Magnet

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:54:33 -0500

$8.00
We refuse to believe that the human heart looks like the one in Gray's Anatomy (the BOOK, not the TV show my darling) all lumpy and veiny. The heart looks better with cleaner, more classic lines. But we're not idiots, we know the blood must pump in and out from somewhere therefore we will concede that the arteries do in fact exist and therefore we have included them.

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic with a super strong neodymium magnet.

Packaged in a cello bag ready for gift giving.

(also available as a pin)

2 1/4" x 2 3/4" x 5/8"

California residents will be charged 8.75% sales tax

Igloo - miniature ceramic dwelling

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:54:33 -0500

$22.00
A tiny snowhouse.

Inspired by traditional architecture and Inuit storytelling.

Twice fired ceramic miniature igloo
Signed and numbered

1 7/8" x 1 1/2' x 2 3/4"

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax

Smirking Fish on Wheels

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 16:39:17 -0500

$22.00
You'll soon be regretting all those fishing trips as well as all the mercury we as humans have contaminated the water with because the fish have acquired some engineering skills and are not only land bound but on wheels, peppermint wheels.

I have my suspicions that this one is out for revenge but you might be able to soothe the beast with those blueberry muffins and a cozy place to rest in front of the fireplace.

2 3/4" x 2"
Twice fired ceramic clay and glazes.

Signed Limited Edition
This is # 8 of 10

*This is not a child's toy.
Although quite fearless when faced with adults, this wheeled monster is quite frightened by children.

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax :(

Tree Ghost

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 12:13:41 -0500

$29.00
Tree Ghost Sculpture

Twice fired white glazed ceramic tree stump with floating acorn.

Signed and numbered limited edition of 30.

aprox 6 1/2" (to top of acorn)

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax

Pink Spotted Loch Ness Monster on Wheels

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 06:46:59 -0500

$22.00
Nessie is on the move. That's right, those peppermint striped wheels aren't just for decoration.

She has expressed an interest on more than one occasion of settling down permanently at your place. Please consider it.

3 1/4" x 2 1/2"

Signed Limited Edition
This is pink spots # 5 of 10

Twice fired red earthenware ceramic clay.

*This is not a child's toy.
Although quite fearless when faced with adults, this wheeled monster is frightened by children.

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax

Exterminate - Pin

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:39:49 -0500

$6.00
Exterminate! Pin

Painted ceramic with pinback
2" x 1 1/4" x 1/4"

Inspired by the Dr. Who television series.

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax

Pink Anatomically Incorrect Heart - Magnet

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 19:25:26 -0500

$8.00
We refuse to believe that the human heart looks like the one in Gray's Anatomy (the BOOK, not the TV show my darling) all lumpy and veiny. The heart looks better with cleaner, more classic lines. But we're not idiots, we know the blood must pump in and out from somewhere therefore we will concede that the arteries do in fact exist and therefore we have included them.

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic with a super strong neodymium magnet.

Packaged in a cello bag ready for gift giving.

(also available as a pin)

2 1/4" x 2 3/4" x 5/8"

California residents will be charged 7.75% sales tax

Chupacabra Badge Set

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:37:36 -0500

$2.50
A pair 1" (2.54 cm) pinback buttons with illustrations of El Chupacabra and his friend, a goat.

These little pins will come packaged in a cello bag ready for gift giving.

California residents will be charged 8.75% sales tax

© 2008 Adam Maron
All rights reserved.

Flaming Sea Monster Magnet

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:52:13 -0500

$9.00
Fiery Red Loch Ness Monster Magnet

I spotted Nessie in my fireplace last night. She was making her way toward the kitchen again. She seems to enjoy guarding the hot sauce in the pantry. She's preparing her migration to your house

3 1/4" x 1 7/8" x 3/8"

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic with a super strong neodymium magnet.

Your monster will come packaged in a small cello bag with printed background for easy gift giving.

California residents will be charged 8.75% sales tax

Black Anatomically Incorrect Heart - Pin

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:51:11 -0500

Chupababra Joins the Circus - Magnet

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:45:47 -0500

$9.00
Chupacabra - Very Special Edition in Bright Pink!

The evil, yet lovingly hand painted, Chupacabra will guard your fridge for you. And no worries that he will escape as he is bound to guard your snacks by a powerful magnet.

1 3/8" x 2" x 1/2"

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic with a super strong magnet.

Your little monster will come packaged, ready for gift giving.

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax

Bigfoot Magnet Set - Bright Orange and Green

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:45:07 -0500

$17.00
Special Edition Bigfoot Set - bright orange and green

Now Bigfoot and the Abominable Snowman can be sighted whenever you please right on your fridge. These two are made from polymer clay and hand painted. They are inspired by The Patterson/Gimlin Bigfoot sighting film from 1967.

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic with super strong magnets.

each measure 2 3/16" x1 5/8" x 5/8"

Your monsters will come packaged ready for gift giving.

California residents will be charged 8.75% sales tax

Circus Monkey with a Fez - Magnet

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:43:39 -0500

$12.00
Don't be fooled.

This isn't just a kitschy circus monkey relegated to wearing silly costumes and dancing for peanuts.

He is a high ranking member in a little known faction that split off from Secret Order of the Woodnick in 1855.

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic clay with a super strong neodymium magnet.

1 3/8" x 2 1/4" x 1/2"

California residents will be charged 8.75% sales tax :(

(Can also be made into a pin if you so desire)

Muffler Man Roadside Attraction Art Magnet

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:40:14 -0500

$19.00
Yep, that's right, he's come for your muffler.

You know all those roadside Paul Bunyans that had their axes removed and replaced with mufflers for muffler/auto shops. Well this is a little version of him with a magnet in his back. He's about 3 1/4" tall.

California residents will be charged 8.75% sales tax

Jim the Tire Man - Roadside Paul Bunyan Magnet

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:37:47 -0500

$19.00
Yep, that's right, he's come for your tires.

You know all those roadside Paul Bunyans that had their axes removed and replaced with tires for tire/auto shops. Well this is a little magnet version of him.

1 3/4" x 3 1/8" x 3/4"

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic with a super strong magnet

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax

One Eyed Octopus on Wheels - Mini Sculpture

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 10:38:23 -0500

$22.00
Don't look at me. I'm not the one who dumped all the toxic waste into the bay.

Signed Limited Edition
This is chartreuse # 5 of 10

2 1/4" x 1 1/2"

*This is not a child's toy.
Although quite fearless when faced with adults, this wheeled monster is quite frightened by children.

California residents will be charged a 7.75% sales tax :(

Light Blue Monster Fish - Mini Sculpture on Wheels

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 13:52:53 -0500

$22.00
You'll soon be regretting all the sushi you've eaten in the past as well as all the mercury we as humans have contaminated the water with because the fish have acquired some engineering skills and are not only land bound but on wheels too.

2 3/4" x 2"

Signed Limited Edition
This is Light Blue # 1 of 15

*This is not a child's toy.
Although quite fearless when faced with adults, this wheeled monster is quite frightened by children.

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax

Green Rolling Monster Fish - Mini Art Pull Toy Sculpture

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 10:43:47 -0500

$22.00
You'll soon be regretting all the sushi you've eaten in the past as well as all the mercury we as humans have contaminated the water with because the fish have acquired some engineering skills and are not only land bound but on wheels too.

2 3/4" x 2"

Signed Limited Edition
This is Green # 3 of 15

*This is not a child's toy.
Although quite fearless when faced with adults, this wheeled monster is quite frightened by children.

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax

Chupacabra Pin

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 09:49:18 -0500

$9.00
The evil, yet lovingly hand painted, Chupacabra pin.

He loves to travel but please be gentle

1 7/8" x 1 1/2" x 1/2"

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic with a pinback

Packaged for gift giving.

(Also available as a magnet!)

California residents will be charged a 7.75% sales tax

Powder Blue Car with Removable Wheels Magnet Set

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 09:49:18 -0500

$19.00
Straight out of the seventies/early eighties, this powder blue beauty comes complete with "vinyl" top and two removable "wire hubcap" tires. That's right you get three super strong magnets for the price of one.

Tires may be attached to car or easily pop off to use as separate magnets

(Adam wanted to name this the "coupe de crap" but I just wouldn't let him)

Car Magnet: 5 1/2" x 1 7/8" x 1/2"
Tire Magnets: 1" x 1" x 2/8"

Comes ready for gift giving packaged in a cello bag

California residents will be charged a 7.75% sales tax

Bright Green Monster Fish - Mini Sculpture on Wheels

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 15:07:37 -0500

$22.00
You'll soon be regretting all the sushi you've eaten in the past as well as all the mercury we as humans have contaminated the water with because the fish have acquired some engineering skills and are not only land bound but on wheels too.

This fish is ferocious but might be made peaceful if you show it your vinyl record collection. That's all the advice I can offer at this point. Good luck.

2 3/4" x 2"

Signed Limited Edition
This is Bright Green # 2 of 10

*This is not a child's toy.
Although quite fearless when faced with adults, this wheeled monster is quite frightened by children.

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax :(

Peach Loch Ness Monster - Mini Sculpture on Wheels

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 14:32:09 -0500

$22.00
Nessie is on the move.

She is just more than a little bit tired of you human folk dredging her home in order to prove or disprove her very existence.

She has expressed an interest on more than one occasion of settling down permanently at your place. Please consider it.

She enjoys snacking on cheese and crackers and listening to pop-folk music.

3 1/4" x 2 1/2"

Signed Limited Edition
This is peach #3 of 10

*This is not a child's toy.
Although quite fearless when faced with adults, this wheeled monster is frightened by children.

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax

Bright Orange BigFoot - Pin

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 08:55:49 -0500

$9.00
-Pin-

Special Edition Bigfoot in bright orange

Now Bigfoot can be sighted whenever you please.
Inspired by The Patterson/Gimlin Bigfoot sighting film from 1967.

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic with a pin back.

2 1/8" x 1 1/5" x 1/2"

Your monster will come ready for gift giving - packaged with a backdrop of his homeland.

(also available as a magnet)

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax

Chupababra Joins the Circus - Pin

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:52:42 -0500

$9.00
Chupacabra - Very Special Edition in Bright Pink!

The evil, yet lovingly hand painted, Chupacabra will guard your fridge for you. And no worries that he will escape as he is bound to guard your snacks by a powerful magnet.

1 3/8" x 2" x 1/2"

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic with a pin-back.

Your little monster will come packaged, ready for gift giving.

California residents will be charged a 7.75% sales tax

(also available as a magnet)

Galapagos Monster Magnet

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 01:31:58 -0500

$13.00
Darwinism runs amok.

This rarely sighted creature appears to be an amalgam of several creatures native to the Galapagos Islands. It seems to have a tortoise head, a bird body, and an iguanas back tail and spines. Some believe the beast’s unusual blue tail coloring to be inherited from its distant cousin, the Blue-footed Booby.

Scientists deny the creatures existence but our research here at Pearson-Maron Industries has proved otherwise.

3 3/8" x 2" x 1/2"

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic with a super strong neodymium magnet.

California residents will be charged 7.75% sales tax

Green Chupacabra Pin

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 12:08:08 -0500

$9.00
Green Chupacabra Pin!

The evil, yet lovingly hand painted, Chupacabra will guard your fridge for you. And no worries that he will escape as he is bound to guard your snacks by a powerful magnet.

1 3/8" x 2" x 1/2"

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic with a pinback

Comes packaged ready for gift giving.

California residents will be charged a 8.75% sales tax

(also available as a magnet)

Scooter Duck - Magnet

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:50:28 -0500

$11.00
Don't let the fact that he's pink fool you.
He's mod. He rides a scooter. He wears Ben Sherman shirts. He likes to listen to soul records from the 60's.
He's ready for Spring and Easter and whatever else you've decided cute little ducks represent.

1 1/8" x 2 7/8" x 1/2"

Hand painted, kiln-fired ceramic clay with a super strong neodymium magnet.

Comes packaged, ready for gift giving!

California residents will be charged a 7.75% sales tax