Etsy Shop for franticmeerkat

A Way With Chickens - Art Magnet

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 19:52:41 -0500

$4.25
Art magnet digitally designed using 19th century illustrations. 2.125" x 3.125" magnet with flat, very strong magnetic back, metal shell and mylar/UV protecting cover.

Lets Get Drunk and Eat Waffles - Magnet

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 14:41:31 -0500

$4.25
Nothing says "party" like some booze and breakfast dishes...even if you decide to serve "near" beer and oatmeal instead.

Art magnet digitally designed using a 19th century illustration. 2.125" x 3.125" magnet with flat, very strong magnetic back, metal shell and mylar/UV protecting cover.

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Image is slightly degraded, but will appear crisp on final magnet. Watermark will not appear.

With a Donut in Each Hand Anything is Possible - Magnet

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:10:08 -0500

$4.25
And I mean anything!

Except opening a door, or tying your shoes, or scratching your nose...

Art magnet digitally designed using a 19th century illustration. 2.125" x 3.125" magnet with flat, very strong magnetic back, metal shell and mylar/UV protecting cover.

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Are you Drunk - Magnet

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 11:04:44 -0500

$4.25
Art magnet digitally designed using a 19th century illustration. 2.125" x 3.125" magnet with flat, very strong magnetic back, metal shell and mylar/UV protecting cover.

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Drinking With My Fez - Art Magnet

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 11:04:28 -0500

$4.25
A glass of wine and my fez...it's all I need for a relaxing Saturday night.

Art magnet digitally designed using 19th century illustrations. 2.125" x 3.125" magnet with flat, very strong magnetic back, metal shell and mylar/UV protecting cover.

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Why the Top Hat - Meerkat Magnet

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 11:04:07 -0500

$4.25
It's after 6 o'clock. What am I, a farmer?

Art magnet digitally designed using a 19th century illustrations. 2.125" x 3.125" magnet with flat, very strong magnetic back, metal shell and mylar/UV protecting cover.

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In Times Of Grave Danger - Art Magnet

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 11:03:39 -0500

Pretty Kitties Pocket Mirror

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 02:15:39 -0500

$6.00
Ever wonder if that hot red lipstick is smeared across your pearly whites? Or if your mascara ran after you saw that movie where the girl and boy meet, break up and then get back together in the end? Then you need a pocket mirror!

Rectangular 2x3 inch pocket mirror with organza bag.
Real glass mirror - all shiny and stuff!

Never Trust a Blonde - Magnet

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 12:46:14 -0500

Concussions Are Fun - Art Magnet

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 12:25:37 -0500

$4.25
Rugby....bruises, black eyes, broken bones, pulled muscles...what could be more fun than that?

Art magnet digitally designed using a 19th century illustration. 2.125" x 3.125" magnet with flat, very strong magnetic back, metal shell and mylar/UV protecting cover.

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Unrequited Bird Love or Too Much Mad Men

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:32:57 -0500

$3.50
Digitally designed using 19th century illustrations - blank inside. Includes envelope and comes in a protective plastic sleeve. 5" x 7". Archival and acid-free cardstock is 100% recycled with 30% post-consumer waste paper, and therefore may contain minor variations.

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I ship all cards in a rigid cardboard mailer so that your card arrives in pristine condition.

Lets Get Drunk and Eat Waffles - Blank Card

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:30:45 -0500

$3.50
Nothing says "party" like some booze and breakfast dishes...even if you decide to serve "near" beer and oatmeal instead.

Card digitally designed using 19th century illustrations - blank inside. Includes envelope and comes in a protective plastic sleeve. 7" x 5". Archival and acid-free cardstock is 100% recycled with 30% post-consumer waste paper, and therefore may contain minor variations.

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Mmmmmmm....Strong Coffee - Blank Card

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:29:32 -0500

$3.50
Sexist bunnies...what could relay your feelings better?

Card digitally designed using 19th century illustrations and found text - blank inside. Includes envelope and comes in a protective plastic sleeve. 7" x 5". Archival and acid-free cardstock is 100% recycled with 30% post-consumer waste paper.

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Chicken Drama - Blank Card

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:28:47 -0500

$3.50
The soap opera lives of chickens. How can we live without it?

Art card digitally designed using 19th century illustrations and found text from a February 1959 Woman's Day magazine - blank inside. Includes envelope and comes in a protective plastic sleeve. 7" x 5". Archival and acid-free cardstock is 100% recycled with 30% post-consumer waste paper.

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Drunk at a Wedding - Blank Card

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:27:22 -0500

Oh Deer - Blank Card

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:26:19 -0500

$3.50
Now Bambi can deliver your heartfelt greetings.

Digitally designed using 19th century illustrations - blank inside. Includes envelope and comes in a protective plastic sleeve. 5" x 7". Archival and acid-free cardstock is 100% recycled with 30% post-consumer waste paper, and therefore may contain minor variations.

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I ship all cards in a rigid cardboard mailer so that your card arrives in pristine condition.

Big Eyes - Be Mine Card

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:23:51 -0500

$3.50
Rare tarsier delivers your request.

Who could resist that desperate look in his eyes?

Art card designed using a 19th century illustration - blank inside. Includes envelope and comes in a protective plastic sleeve. 5" x 7". Archival and acid-free cardstock is 100% recycled with 30% post-consumer waste paper.

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Lets Get Drunk and Eat Waffles - white - 5 x 7 Print

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:23:01 -0500

$7.50
Nothing says "party" like some booze and breakfast dishes...even if you decide to serve "near" beer and oatmeal instead.

Image printed on professional digital archival fine art paper. Image is approximately 3.5." x 5" centered on 5" x 7" paper and is lightly signed and dated by the artist. Archival, neutral ph. Place it in an 5" x 7" frame and you're good to go.

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Its over, Barbara - Blank Card

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:22:15 -0500

$3.50
Ahhhh, new love in the bovine community.

Art card digitally designed using 19th century illustrations and found text - blank inside. Includes envelope and comes in a protective plastic sleeve. 7" x 5". Archival and acid-free cardstock is 100% recycled with 30% post-consumer waste paper.

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Magnet Pack-o-Rama - 5 Magnets for the Price of 4

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:11:31 -0500

$17.00
Can't decide which magnet to buy? Your problem is solved! Choose any 4 magnets, and get a 5th one FREE!

Just buy the magnet pack and let me know which 5 magnets you want in the message section of the payment. Choose from any of the available magnets in the RECTANGLE MAGNET section of my shop.

Art magnets are digitally designed using a 19th century illustration. 2.125" x 3.125" magnet with flat, very strong magnetic back, metal shell and mylar/UV protecting cover.

Mmmmmmm....Strong Coffee - 5 x7 Art Print

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 09:02:18 -0500

$7.50
Image printed on professional digital archival fine art paper. Image is centered on 5" x 7" paper. Print is lightly signed and dated by the artist. Archival, neutral ph. Place it in an 5" x 7" frame and you're good to go.

What's for Dinner - 5 x 7 Art Print

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 09:01:39 -0500

$7.50
The universal question.

Image printed on professional digital archival fine art paper. Image is centered on 5" x 7" paper. Print is lightly signed and dated by the artist. Archival, neutral ph. Place it in an 5" x 7" frame and you're good to go.

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Birthdays Are Like Monkeys - Card

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 22:43:11 -0500

$3.50
Unpredictable, messy,
and always more fun
with a bottle of whiskey.

Card digitally designed using 19th century illustrations. Includes envelope and comes in a protective plastic sleeve. 7" x 5". Archival and acid-free cardstock is 100% recycled with 30% post-consumer waste paper.

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Chicken Drama -5 x 7 Art Print

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 19:36:00 -0500

$7.50
The soap opera lives of chickens. How can we live without it?

Image printed on professional digital archival fine art paper. Image is centered on 5" x 7" paper. Print is lightly signed and dated by the artist. Archival, neutral ph. Place it in an 5" x 7" frame and you're good to go.

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Not a Good Way to Start a Relationship Card

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 16:37:53 -0500

$3.50
Ever start dating someone and find they're just not right for you?

Or they have a temper?

Or an affinity for knives?

Then this card's for you!

Digitally designed and colored using 19th century illustrations. Blank inside. Includes envelope and comes in a protective plastic sleeve. 5" x 7". Archival and acid-free cardstock is 100% recycled with 30% post-consumer waste paper, and therefore may contain minor variations.

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I ship all cards in a rigid cardboard mailer so that your card arrives in pristine condition.

Dog Pops the Question - 5 x 7 Art Print

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 16:36:54 -0500

Lets Get Drunk and Eat Waffles - white - 8 x 10 Print

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 13:49:45 -0500

$14.00
Nothing says "party" like some booze and breakfast dishes...even if you decide to serve "near" beer and oatmeal instead.

Image printed on professional digital archival fine art paper. Image is approximately 5" x 7" centered on 8" x 10" paper. Print is lightly signed and dated by the artist. Archival, neutral ph. Place it in an 8" x 10" frame and you're good to go.

Shipped in rigid cardboard mailer so it will arrive at your doorstep in pristine condition.

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Am I Pretty - Magnet

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 19:30:56 -0500

$4.25
Well, am I?

Art magnet digitally designed using a 19th century illustration. 2.125" x 3.125" magnet with flat, very strong magnetic back, metal shell and mylar/UV protecting cover.

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Outlaw Love Birds - Magnet

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 19:28:19 -0500

$4.25
This magnet tells just one of the stories occurring every day in the avian world. Will he leave her? Will he come back? Will he help her feed the little ones when they come along?

My guess is no, because he's an outlaw.

Art magnet digitally designed using 19th century illustrations. 2.125" x 3.125" magnet with flat, very strong magnetic back, metal shell and mylar/UV protecting cover.

Fairywren Thank You Card - set of 6

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 19:24:27 -0500

$8.00
The Fairywren is not a made-up bird. It actually lives in southern Australia and moves with a series of jaunty hops and bounces, balanced by its proportionally large tail.

This set of six thank you cards is designed using a 19th century illustration, blank inside and includes matching envelopes, all sent in a protective sleeve. The extremely long tail of the fairywren wraps around the top of the card and continues on the back. 5.5" x 4". Also available in cream (just write a note in the message when purchasing). If you would like a different number of cards, just convo me.

Have a Cow Birthday Card

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 02:48:35 -0500

$3.50
Got some rural relatives who have a birthday coming up? I do, so I designed this card especially for a niece who got stepped on by a bull during a 4-H project last year. Don't worry, she's a teenager and wasn't badly hurt, but loved telling the story to people. So if you have any friends or relatives with close connections to the bovine family, this is the birthday card for you.

Digitally designed and colored using 19th century illustrations. Inside reads "Happy Birthday". Includes envelope and comes in a protective plastic sleeve. 5" x 7". Archival and acid-free cardstock is 100% recycled with 30% post-consumer waste paper, and therefore may contain minor variations.

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I ship all cards in a rigid cardboard mailer so that your card arrives in pristine condition.

Make-Your-Own Fabulous Card Pack - Set of 4

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 21:27:55 -0500

$12.00
Can't decided which card to buy? Now you can get a great deal on a pack of 4 cards!

Just pick any four (or all the same!) and write them in the message to seller.

Card digitally designed using 19th century illustrations - blank inside. Includes envelope and comes in a protective plastic sleeve. 7" x 5". Archival and acid-free cardstock is 100% recycled with 30% post-consumer waste paper, and therefore may contain minor variations.

Shipped in rigid cardboard mailer so it will arrive at your doorstep in pristine condition.

Nuns Party for your Birthday

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 17:05:49 -0500

$3.50
You have a friend, family member or co-worker who has a birthday coming up and who can even get the nuns to dip into the wine a little too much. This is the perfect card for them.

Art card digitally designed using 19th century illustrations. Inside reads "Heaven help us." Includes envelope and comes in a protective plastic sleeve. 7" x 5". Archival and acid-free cardstock is 100% recycled with 30% post-consumer waste paper.

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I ship all cards in a rigid cardboard mailer so that your card arrives in pristine condition.

Bunnies with Devil Eyes - Magnet

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:35:11 -0500

$4.25
Don't look them directly in the eyes...NO! NO! Look away!

Art magnet digitally designed using a 19th century illustrations. 2.125" x 3.125" magnet with flat, very strong magnetic back, metal shell and mylar/UV protecting cover.

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There's No Need To Tell Santa - Magnet

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:34:58 -0500

$4.25
Really.

He's just way too busy and important to be bothered with a little thing like that.

Art magnet digitally designed using 19th century illustrations. 2.125" x 3.125" magnet with flat, very strong magnetic back, metal shell and mylar/UV protecting cover.

Fighting Sisters Birthday Card

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:30:52 -0500

$3.50
You know how you always fought with your sister when you were growing up? Well, now you can remind her about the time you gave her a black eye and she got you grounded for a month with this Fighting Sisters Birthday Card. What fond memories....

Art card designed using a 19th century illustration - blank inside. Includes envelope and comes in a protective plastic sleeve. 5" x 7". Archival and acid-free cardstock is 100% recycled with 30% post-consumer waste paper.

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Hollywood Here I Come - Blank Card

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 14:00:11 -0500

$3.50
Digitally designed using 19th century illustrations - blank inside. Includes envelope and comes in a protective plastic sleeve. 5" x 7". Archival and acid-free cardstock is 100% recycled with 30% post-consumer waste paper, and therefore may contain minor variations.

Convo me if you would like additional cards.

I ship all cards in a rigid cardboard mailer so that your card arrives in pristine condition.

Skipping Freaks - Magnet

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:54:39 -0500

Mmmmmmm....Strong Coffee - Art Print

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:54:19 -0500

$14.00
Sexist bunnies...what could relay your feelings better?

Image printed on professional digital archival fine art paper. Image is approximately 5" x 7" centered on 8" x 10" paper. Print is lightly signed and dated by the artist. Archival, neutral ph. Place it in an 8" x 10" frame and you're good to go.

Violent Chicken Magnet

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:53:03 -0500

$4.25
Art magnet digitally designed using a 19th century illustrations. 2.125" x 3.125" magnet with flat, very strong magnetic back, metal shell and mylar/UV protecting cover.

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Happy as Hell - 8 x 10 Art Print

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:52:27 -0500

$14.00
Who knew ostriches were so emotional?

Image printed on professional digital archival fine art paper. Image is approximately 5" x 7" centered on 8" x 10" paper. Print is lightly signed and dated by the artist. Archival, neutral ph. Place it in an 8" x 10" frame and you're good to go.

Dangerous Baths - Magnet

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 11:17:17 -0500

$4.25
Art magnet digitally designed using a 19th century illustration. 2.125" x 3.125" magnet with flat, very strong magnetic back, metal shell and mylar/UV protecting cover.

Joe Didn't Like School - Magnet

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 02:24:52 -0500

$4.25
And you thought your kids were bad.

Art magnet digitally designed using a 19th century illustration. 2.125" x 3.125" magnet with flat, very strong magnetic back, metal shell and mylar/UV protecting cover.

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Book of Comics by Frantic Meerkat

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 02:24:30 -0500

$7.00
The Frantic Meerkat Book of Comics contains 24 pages of hilarious, knee-slappin' laffs. A collected work of many of my comic greeting cards for those of you who just can't decide which card to buy. Give the gift of laughter to your friends and family this holiday season.

Card stock cover. Lovingly printed and assembled in pet-free, smoke-free environment on heavy 28 pound paper. 5.5" x 8.5".

Also makes great bathroom reading.

Be Mine Creature Magnet

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:47:42 -0500

Hummingbird with Heart - Temporary Tattoo

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:08:42 -0500

$2.00
3" x 2"
Lasts 2 -3 days

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Magnet Pack-o-Rama - 5 Magnets for the Price of 4

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 19:28:21 -0500

Lets Get Drunk and Eat Waffles - 5 x 7 Print

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 18:17:57 -0500

Big Eyes - Be Mine Card

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 18:13:08 -0500

Santa's Meerkat Helper - Blank Card

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:43:46 -0500

$3.50
Nobody said meerkats were polite - just efficient.

Card digitally designed. Inside reads "Merry Christmas from Santa's Little Helper" Includes envelope and comes in a protective plastic sleeve. 7" x 5".

Professionally printed on paper that is 60% recycled, with vegetable-based ink by a company that is 100% wind powered.

Shipped in rigid cardboard mailer so it will arrive at your doorstep in pristine condition.

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Listen To Your Sister - Magnet

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:56:57 -0500

$4.25
Good advice...always.

Art magnet digitally designed using a 19th century illustration. 2.125" x 3.125" magnet with flat, very strong magnetic back, metal shell and mylar/UV protecting cover.

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Aunt Edna's Giving Guilt This Year - 5 x 7 Card

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:10:14 -0500

$3.50
And if you think she forgot about you, then think again. She's got a whole big box of it wrapped up in shiny aluminum paper, tied with a raffia bow and decorated with a handmade card with your name on it in glitter.

Card digitally designed using 19th century illustrations - inside reads "Seasons Greetings". Includes envelope and comes in a protective plastic sleeve. 7" x 5". Archival and acid-free cardstock is 100% recycled with 30% post-consumer waste paper, and therefore may contain minor variations.

Shipped in rigid cardboard mailer so it will arrive at your doorstep in pristine condition.

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Keen for Adventure - Art Magnet

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:15:59 -0500

$4.25
For the adventurous man in your life -- and we all have one of those, don't we?

Art magnet digitally designed using 19th century illustrations. 2.125" x 3.125" magnet with flat, very strong magnetic back, metal shell and mylar/UV protecting cover.

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Nice Tan - 8 x 10 Art Print

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:15:41 -0500

$14.00
Image digitally colored and printed on professional digital archival fine art paper. Image is approximately 5" x 7" centered on 8" x 10" paper. Print is lightly signed and dated by the artist. Archival, neutral ph. Place it in an 8" x 10" frame and you're good to go.

Shipped in rigid cardboard mailer so it will arrive at your doorstep in pristine condition.

See additional listings for additional sizes, or convo me.

Magnet Pack-o-Rama - 5 Magnets for the Price of 4

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:44:19 -0500

There's No Need To Tell Santa - Blank Card

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:38:33 -0500

$3.50
Really.

He's just way too busy and important to be bothered with a little thing like that.

Digitally designed and colored using 19th century illustrations. Inside reads "Happy Holidays". Includes envelope and comes in a protective plastic sleeve. 5" x 7". Archival and acid-free cardstock is 100% recycled with 30% post-consumer waste paper, and therefore may contain minor variations.

Convo me if you would like additional cards.

I ship all cards in a rigid cardboard mailer so that your card arrives in pristine condition.

Marry An Artist - Over My Dead Body - Magnet

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:20:34 -0500

$4.25
Truer words were never spoken.

Art magnet digitally designed using a 19th century illustration. 2.125" x 3.125" magnet with flat, very strong magnetic back, metal shell and mylar/UV protecting cover.

A Happy Hedgehog Birthday - Blank Card

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:20:22 -0500

Whats for Dinner - 8 x 10 Art Print

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 17:15:20 -0500

$14.00
The universal question.

Image digitally colored and printed on professional digital archival fine art paper. Image is approximately 5" x 7" centered on 8" x 10" paper. Print is lightly signed and dated by the artist. Archival, neutral ph. Place it in an 8" x 10" frame and you're good to go.

Badminton Anyone - 5 x 7 Print

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 13:32:15 -0500

$7.50
Image printed on professional digital archival fine art paper. Image is approximately 3.5." x 5" centered on 5" x 7" paper and is lightly signed and dated by the artist. Archival, neutral ph. Place it in an 5" x 7" frame and you're good to go.

See additional listings for additional sizes, or convo me.

Nice Tan - Blank Card

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 13:31:59 -0500

$3.50
Art card digitally designed using 19th century illustrations and found text - blank inside. Includes envelope and comes in a protective plastic sleeve. 7" x 5". Archival and acid-free cardstock is 100% recycled with 30% post-consumer waste paper.

Convo me if you would like additional cards.

I ship all cards in a rigid cardboard mailer so that your card arrives in pristine condition.

Thirsty for Lemonade - Art Magnet

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:34:21 -0500

$4.25
Now that's my kind of lemonade.

Art magnet digitally designed using a 19th century illustrations. 2.125" x 3.125" magnet with flat, very strong magnetic back, metal shell and mylar/UV protecting cover.

Convo me if you'd like additional quantities.

It's Over Barbara - 5 x 7 Print

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:04:42 -0500

$7.50
Ahhhh, new love in the bovine community.

Image printed on professional digital archival fine art paper. Image is centered on 5" x 7" paper. Print is lightly signed and dated by the artist. Archival, neutral ph. Place it in an 5" x 7" frame and you're good to go.

Convo me for additional quantities.

To Hell With The Neighbors - Magnet

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:04:24 -0500

$4.25
Art magnet designed with my original painting and found text. 2.125" x 3.125" magnet with flat, very strong magnetic back, metal shell and mylar/UV protecting cover.

Convo me if you'd like additional quantities.

Chicken Cards - Blank Set of 4

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 19:27:47 -0500

$8.00
Do you like chickens or know someone who does? Maybe someone who needs to know the specific kind of chicken they're looking at? This set of blank cards features four different chickens, each labeled properly - so they informative, as well as functional!

Set of 4 different art cards - blank inside. Includes envelopes and comes in a protective plastic sleeve. 4" x 5.5".
If you would like additional sets, please convo me.

Are You Drunk - 8 x 10 Art Print

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 19:27:22 -0500

$14.00
Well.....maybe....

Image printed on professional digital archival fine art paper. Image is approximately 5" x 7" centered on 8" x 10" paper. Print is lightly signed and dated by the artist. Archival, neutral ph. Place it in an 8" x 10" frame and you're good to go.

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Outlaw Love Birds - 5 x 7 ART PRINT

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 19:27:08 -0500

$7.50
Do you ever look up and wish to be a bird, soaring through the sky? Do you think their life is easy - eating and flying and building nests? Think again. There's as much drama as an episode of Desperate Housewives going on there. This cards tells just one of the stories occurring every day in the avian world. Will he leave her? Will he come back? Will he help her feed the little ones when they come along?

My guess is no, because he's an outlaw.

Image printed on professional digital archival fine art paper. Image is approximately 4" x 5" centered on 5" x 7" paper and is lightly signed and dated by the artist. Archival, neutral ph. Place it in an 5" x 7" frame and you're good to go.

Shipped in rigid cardboard mailer so it will arrive at your doorstep in pristine condition.

See additional listings for additional sizes, or convo me.

Am I Pretty - 5 x 7 Art Print

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:28:18 -0500

$7.50
Even cats need reassurance in their feline relationships.

If you would like to see this animated, go to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYLlIbqVXRQ

Image printed on professional digital archival fine art paper. Image is centered on 5" x 7" paper. Print is lightly signed and dated by the artist. Archival, neutral ph. Place it in an 5" x 7" frame and you're good to go.

Thirsty for Lemonade - Blank Card

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:25:50 -0500

$3.50
Now that's my kind of lemonade.

Digitally designed using 19th century illustrations - blank inside. Includes envelope and comes in a protective plastic sleeve. 5" x 7". Archival and acid-free cardstock is 100% recycled with 30% post-consumer waste paper, and therefore may contain minor variations.

Convo me for additional quantities.

I ship all cards in a rigid cardboard mailer so that your card arrives in pristine condition.

Am I Pretty - 8 x 10 Art Print

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:19:49 -0500

$14.00
Even cats need reassurance in their feline relationships.

If you would like to see this animated, go to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYLlIbqVXRQ

Image printed on professional digital archival fine art paper. Image is approximately 5" x 7" centered on 8" x 10" paper. Print is lightly signed and dated by the artist. Archival, neutral ph. Place it in an 8" x 10" frame and you're good to go.

Guinea Pigs Birthday Card

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 12:13:58 -0500

$3.50
Digitally designed and colored using 19th century illustrations - blank inside. Includes envelope and comes in a protective plastic sleeve. 5" x 7". Archival and acid-free cardstock is 100% recycled with 30% post-consumer waste paper, and therefore may contain minor variations.

Convo for additional quantities.

Ocean Creatures Cards - Blank Set of 4

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 12:13:45 -0500

$8.00
Pufferfish, Octopus, Swordfish and some kind of Ray....now you can send any or all of these to your closest friends and family members. You don't even have to live near an ocean to buy these fabulous notecards! Anyone can buy them, yes, anyone!

Set of 4 different art cards - blank inside. Includes envelopes and comes in a protective plastic sleeve. 4.25" x 5.5".

Convo me if you would like additional quantities, or would prefer all one image, instead of the four.

They Never Knew What Hit Them - 8 x 10 Art Print

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:08:29 -0500

$14.00
Sometimes you just need a giant chicken with laser eyes to appropriately convey your message.

If you'd like to see this card animated, go to:
http://www.youtube.com/TheFranticMeerkat

Image printed on professional digital archival fine art paper. Image is approximately 5" x 7" centered on 8" x 10" paper. Print is lightly signed and dated by the artist. Archival, neutral ph. Place it in an 8" x 10" frame and you're good to go.

Shipped in rigid cardboard mailer so it will arrive at your doorstep in pristine condition.

Watch Out For The Laser-Eyed Chicken - Magnet

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 09:58:49 -0500

$4.25
If you'd like to see this magnet animated, go to:
http://www.youtube.com/TheFranticMeerkat

Art magnet digitally designed using a 19th century illustration. 2.125" x 3.125" magnet with flat, very strong magnetic back, metal shell and mylar/UV protecting cover.

Convo me if you'd like additional quantities.

Buy 3 Get 1 Free 8 x 10 Print Pack

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:27:52 -0500

$42.00
Now you can have a grouping of Frantic Meerkat prints or place them in strategic location throughout your home, office or bathroom! Buy three get the fourth FREE!

Just pick out four prints you like (even ones listed as 5 x 7), purchase the 4-Pack of Super Value, and list the first few words of each title in the message section at checkout. It's super easy!

Image printed on professional digital archival fine art paper. Image is approximately 5" x 7" centered on 8" x 10" paper. Print is lightly signed and dated by the artist. Archival, neutral ph. Place it in an 8" x 10" frame and you're good to go.

Are you Drunk - Blank Card

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:24:35 -0500

$3.50
Well.....maybe....

Digitally designed and colored using 19th century illustrations - blank inside. Includes envelope and comes in a protective plastic sleeve. 5" x 7". Archival and acid-free cardstock is 100% recycled with 30% post-consumer waste paper, and therefore may contain minor variations.

Convo me if you would like additional cards.

I ship all cards in a rigid cardboard mailer so that your card arrives in pristine condition.

It's a Cat's Christmas - Card

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:47:11 -0500

$3.50
Digitally designed and colored using 19th century illustrations. Inside reads "Happy Holidays". Includes envelope and comes in a protective plastic sleeve. 5" x 7". Archival and acid-free cardstock is 100% recycled with 30% post-consumer waste paper, and therefore may contain minor variations.

Convo me if you would like additional cards.

I ship all cards in a rigid cardboard mailer so that your card arrives in pristine condition.

Happy as Hell - 5 x 7 Art Print

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:35:47 -0500

$7.50
Who knew ostriches were so emotional?

Image printed on professional digital archival fine art paper. Image is centered on 5" x 7" paper. Print is lightly signed and dated by the artist. Archival, neutral ph. Place it in an 5" x 7" frame and you're good to go.

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Skipping Freaks - Blank Card

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:34:53 -0500

$3.50
I was lightheaded from lack of food when designing this card.

Art card digitally designed using a 19th century illustration - blank inside. Includes envelope and comes in a protective plastic sleeve. 7" x 5". Archival and acid-free cardstock is 100% recycled with 30% post-consumer waste paper.

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Don't Hate Me Because I'm a Black Sheep - Blank Card

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 09:30:00 -0500

$3.50
Don't....really...don't...I can change...really I can and you're the ewe you can help me do it!

I'm nothing without you!

Digitally designed using 19th century illustrations - blank inside. Includes envelope and comes in a protective plastic sleeve. 5" x 7". Archival and acid-free cardstock is 100% recycled with 30% post-consumer waste paper, and therefore may contain minor variations.

Convo me for additional quantities.

I ship all cards in a rigid cardboard mailer so that your card arrives in pristine condition.

But Honey - It's the Biggest Ball of Twine - 8 x 10 ART PRINT

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 09:28:51 -0500

$14.00
Image printed on professional digital archival fine art paper. Image is approximately 5" x 7" centered on 8" x 10" paper. Print is lightly signed and dated by the artist. Archival, neutral ph. Place it in an 8" x 10" frame and you're good to go.

See additional listings for additional sizes, or convo me.

I ship all prints in a rigid cardboard mailer so that your card arrives in pristine condition.

Skipping Freaks - 5x7 Print

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 23:43:39 -0500

$7.50
I was lightheaded from lack of food when designing this image.

Image printed on professional digital archival fine art paper. Image is approximately 3.5." x 5" centered on 5" x 7" paper and is lightly signed and dated by the artist. Archival, neutral ph. Place it in an 5" x 7" frame and you're good to go.

See additional listings for additional sizes, or convo me.

With a Donut in Each Hand Anything is Possible - Magnet

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 19:45:34 -0500

Super-Fantastic-Awesome Christmas Card Pack - Set of 20

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 17:25:07 -0500

$32.00
Now you can get a pack of not 8 -- not 12 -- but 20 fabulous Christmas cards, mix and match any 20 cards or get all 20 the same! Not all my holiday cards are shown, so check out my holiday card section to see the selection available. Just write in the message to seller which cards you would like. Plus, they're full size 5x7 greeting cards!

Digitally designed using 19th century illustrations. Check individual cards for specific wording inside. Includes envelope and comes in a protective plastic sleeve. Professionally printed.

Convo me if you would like a different quantity and I can make you a custom order.

I Love My Husband Birthday Card

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 17:24:13 -0500

$3.50
Don't you just love your husband when he leaves the toilet seat up and you fall in during a late night trip to the bathroom? Or how about when he forgets your birthday just because it happens to fall on a day when there's a football game? Does he sometimes appear oblivious to you and what you're trying to tell him? Let him know that you love him just the way he is with this fabulous birthday card.

Digitally designed and colored using 19th century illustrations - blank inside. Includes envelope and comes in a protective plastic sleeve. 5" x 7". Archival and acid-free cardstock is 100% recycled with 30% post-consumer waste paper, and therefore may contain minor variations.

I ship all cards in a rigid cardboard mailer so that your card arrives in pristine condition.

But Honey - It's the Biggest Ball of Twine - Blank Card

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 15:41:31 -0500

$3.50
Digitally designed using 19th century illustrations - blank inside. Includes envelope and comes in a protective plastic sleeve. 5" x 7". Archival and acid-free cardstock is 100% recycled with 30% post-consumer waste paper, and therefore may contain minor variations.

Convo me if you would like additional cards.

I ship all cards in a rigid cardboard mailer so that your card arrives in pristine condition.

Make-Your-Own Christmas Card Pack - Set of 12

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 22:58:15 -0500

$22.00
Now you can get a pack of 12 fabulous Christmas cards, mix and match any 12 cards or get all eight the same! Not all my holiday cards are shown, so check out my holiday card section to see the selection available. Just write in the message to seller which cards you would like.

Digitally designed using 19th century illustrations. Check individual cards for specific wording inside. Includes envelope and comes in a protective plastic sleeve. 5" x 7".

Convo me if you would like a different quantity and I can make you a custom order.

I Love My Brother Birthday Card

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 11:05:03 -0500

$3.50
Don't you just love your brother to death? Send him this card on his birthday to remind him of all the wonderful things you two did together growing up.

Digitally designed and colored using 19th century illustrations - blank inside. Includes envelope and comes in a protective plastic sleeve. 5" x 7". Archival and acid-free cardstock is 100% recycled with 30% post-consumer waste paper.

Convo me for additional quantities.

Pack-a-Rama of Prints - Pick any Four 5x7 Prints

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 10:00:53 -0500

$22.50
Now you can have a grouping of Frantic Meerkat prints or place them in strategic location throughout your home or office! Buy three get the fourth FREE!

Just pick out four prints you like (even ones listed as 8 x 10), purchase the 4-Pack of Super Value, and list the first few words of each title in the message section at checkout. It's super easy!

Image printed on professional digital archival fine art paper. Image is centered on 5" x 7" paper. Print is lightly signed and dated by the artist. Archival, neutral ph. Place it in an 5" x 7" frame and you're good to go.

I Cant Stop Thinking About You - Blank Card

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:15:47 -0500

Outlaw Love Birds - 5 x 7 ART PRINT

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 23:44:07 -0500

Love-Hate-Dog-Cat Magnet

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:10:14 -0500

$4.25
When you just can't make up your mind....

Art magnet digitally designed using a 19th century illustrations. 2.125" x 3.125" magnet with flat, very strong magnetic back, metal shell and mylar/UV protecting cover.

Convo me if you'd like additional quantities.

Albert and Claude Enjoyed Fencing with Kittens - Magnet

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:20:05 -0500

$4.25
Oh, sometimes they'd try it with ponies, but that was a little more of a workout than either of them wanted.

I have created an animation of this magnet:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQhqCYW9_EY

Art magnet digitally designed using a 19th century illustration. 2.125" x 3.125" magnet with flat, very strong magnetic back, metal shell and mylar/UV protecting cover.

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Chicken Drama - 8 x 10 Art Print

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:04:52 -0500

$14.00
The soap opera lives of chickens. How can we live without it?

Image printed on professional digital archival fine art paper. Image is approximately 5" x 7" centered on 8" x 10" paper. Print is lightly signed and dated by the artist. Archival, neutral ph. Place it in an 8" x 10" frame and you're good to go.

They Never Knew What Hit Them - Blank Card

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 10:01:23 -0500

$3.50
Sometimes you just need a giant chicken with laser eyes to appropriately convey your message.

If you'd like to see this card animated, go to:
http://www.youtube.com/TheFranticMeerkat

Art card digitally designed using 19th century illustrations - blank inside. Includes envelope and comes in a protective plastic sleeve. 5" x 7". Archival and acid-free cardstock is 100% recycled with 30% post-consumer waste paper.

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Cardinalfish Thank You Card - set of 6

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 19:33:40 -0500

$8.00
These are great to send your thanks to that special fish-loving someone....or just your great aunt who always knits you a scarf every year for Christmas even though you live in Hawaii and have scarves from the previous 10 Christmases.

This set of six thank you cards is designed using a 19th century illustration, blank inside and includes matching envelopes, all sent in a protective plastic sleeve. 5.5" x 4.25".

Archival and acid-free cardstock is 100% recycled with 30% post-consumer waste paper, and therefore may contain minor flecks and variations.

Convo me if you'd like a different quantity.

Drinking With My Fez - Note Card Set of 4

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 19:33:27 -0500

$8.00

This set of four note cards is designed using a 19th century illustrations, blank inside and includes matching envelopes, all sent in a protective plastic sleeve. Four different colors. 5.5" x 4.25".

Archival and acid-free cardstock is 100% recycled with 30% post-consumer waste paper, and therefore may contain minor flecks and variations.

Convo me if you'd like additional quantities or all one color.

Am I Pretty - 5 x 7 Art Print

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 16:39:11 -0500

They Never Knew What Hit Them - 5 x 7 Art Print

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:01:18 -0500

$7.50
Sometimes you just need a giant chicken with laser eyes to appropriately convey your message.

If you'd like to see this card animated, go to:
http://www.youtube.com/TheFranticMeerkat

Image printed on professional digital archival fine art paper. Image is approximately 3.5." x 5" centered on 5" x 7" paper and is lightly signed and dated by the artist. Archival, neutral ph. Place it in an 5" x 7" frame and you're good to go.

Shipped in rigid cardboard mailer so it will arrive at your doorstep in pristine condition.

Desperate for Presents - Blank Card

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 13:11:39 -0500

$3.50
If you think you're getting that present out of his hands, you'd better think again. But he will deliver your Christmas greetings. And your card will stand out from everyone else's on the mantel because no one will be able to resist those eyes.

Those mezmerizing eyes....

Card digitally designed using 19th century illustrations - blank inside. Includes envelope and comes in a protective plastic sleeve. 7" x 5". Archival and acid-free cardstock is 100% recycled with 30% post-consumer waste paper, and therefore may contain minor variations.

Shipped in rigid cardboard mailer so it will arrive at your doorstep in pristine condition.

Convo me for additional quantities