Etsy Shop for crumbsonthesheets

Wanna Fork Or Spoon - Message Pillowcase

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 19:32:24 -0400

$24.00
When Nana comes to town, dress your pillows in the fork and spoon motif. Tell her you’re learning how to set the table by sleeping on it. She’ll be so proud. Or take the spoon with a moon but no cow and make up nursery rhymes for the insatiable whywhywhy kiddies.

One pillowcase with messages on both sides. One side shows a magenta fork with an enhanced tine (although it is less than 6 inches long). The other side holds a spoon under a moon.

Poly/cotton standard/queen pillowcase. Machine wash/dry, including embroidery.

Have other colors in mind? Convo me. Want a custom message? Contact me. The possibilities are only limited by your imagination, not by my unbridled embroidery machine.

© 2007-9 Laura Mappin. All rights reserved

Screw me silly / Dream on ... Message Pillowcase

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 23:28:08 -0400

$24.00
Want some now? Later? It's more fun to let your pillow do the talking.

One pillowcase with messages. One side shouts "Screw me silly" in hot magenta, the other side soothes "Dream on ..." in slumbery periwinkle. Flip your pillow over when you change your mind.

Poly/cotton standard/queen pillowcase. Machine wash/dry, including embroidery.

Have other colors in mind? Convo me. Want a custom message? Contact me. The possibilities are only limited by your imagination, not by my unbridled embroidery machine.

© 2007-9 Laura Mappin. All rights reserved

fuck doily

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 21:24:55 -0400

$19.00
You know life isn't all sweet bunnies and pansies. You want your doilies to reflect the same.

Here's your doily. We give it to you straight. Just the letter "f" followed by a "u" and a "c" and then I think it's a "k".

Inspired by an original crocheted design of mine although this one is not crocheted. Too many friends wanted one and so I had to search for another method. I have laser cut this one out of silk fabric.

Display it on that perfect side table to tweak your guests and keep the right ones coming back.

It feels even more sensuous in your fingers than the original silk itself. You might want to check it out in a private room first.

One pink silk doily, about 8" x 4".

Have other colors in mind? Convo me. Want a custom message? Contact me. I swear (I do), the possibilities are only limited by your imagination!

© 2009 Laura Mappin. All rights reserved

Golden Tampon Award

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 17:54:08 -0400

$59.00
A decorative work of art to commemorate that you’ve done your Tampon Time and you’re Free At Last!

This art object of a tampon symbol is beautifully hand crocheted out of metallic gold thread and hangs in a distinctive black shadow box. Gold trophy labels celebrate "Golden Tampon" and "Lifetime Achievement Award".

Give it to your mother, partner or spouse, your best friend, or even yourself!

Celebrate the achievement or celebrate looking forward to it!

Create some of the best medicine, as they say. Laugh off those hot flashes!

Shadowbox is about 8x6x1 inches

Read about how this product came to be at:
goldentampon.blogspot.com

© 2008-9 Laura Mappin. All rights reserved

Give us this day ... Message Pillowcase

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 18:02:34 -0400

$24.00
Find religion with this explosively discrete pillowcase. Bread... head ... it's all important. May all your prayers be answered.

One pillowcase with a message on one side, GutdOdh, an acronym for "Give us this day, Our daily head".

Poly/cotton standard/queen pillowcase. Machine wash/dry, including embroidery.

Have other colors in mind? Convo me. Want a custom message? Contact me. I swear, the possibilities are only limited by your imagination, not by my unbridled embroidery machine, which is getting quite a kick out of its role in life.

© 2007-9 Laura Mappin. All rights reserved

Fuck On / Fuck Off - white on white on white - Message Pillowcase

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 22:45:15 -0400

$24.00
This picture is deceiving. This listing is for a pillowcase with the Fuck On / Fuck Off messages in white metallic thread. Hence, any photo I might take of it, well, you'll get as much info from a blank screen. But in real life the thread twinkles ever so slighly so that one has to look close to see which pretty message is displayed this time.

One pillowcase with messages. One side sparkles "Fuck On", the other ever so twinkly speaks "Fuck Off". Flip your pillow over when you change your mind.

Poly/cotton standard/queen pillowcase. Machine wash/dry, including embroidery.

The hearts in the first image are only to comply with Etsy's rules so that those who don't find the word fuck funny in this context won't have to see it. You'll be getting the real word in embroidery, not covered in hearts, I promise you.

Have other colors in mind? Convo me. Want a custom message? Contact me. The possibilities are only limited by your imagination, not by my unbridled embroidery machine.

© 2007-9 Laura Mappin. All rights reserved

Hearts Aligned - Message Pillowcase

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 20:10:27 -0400

$24.00
Awww, two hearts gently hugging each other. No, wait. Looks like one of those hearts is spearing the other one! Nooo ... it's embroidery! You decide.

One pillowcase with messages on both sides. One side shows two hearts doing what hearts do. One is in red, one blue. The other side shows hearts peacefully sleeping with happy toes. Flip your pillow over when you change your mind.

Poly/cotton standard/queen pillowcase. Machine wash/dry, including embroidery.

I'm happy to make this one - and any of my pillowcases - in colors of your choosing. Want two pink hearts? Glow-in-the-dark? I'd even make a go at tiger stripes. Convo me.

Want a custom message? Contact me. The possibilities are only limited by your imagination, not by my unbridled embroidery machine.

Copyright © 2007-9 Laura Mappin. All rights reserved

Hearts Entwined / Hearts Sleeping Message Pillowcase

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:17:00 -0400

$24.00
Subtle hearts doing what hearts do. This one's safe for when Grandma might pop over and get a peek into your bedroom.

One pillowcase with messages on both sides. One side shows two hearts gently entwined - one red, one blue. The other shows hearts peacefully sleeping. Flip your pillow over when you change your mind.

Poly/cotton standard/queen pillowcase. Machine wash/dry, including embroidery.

Have other colors in mind? Convo me. Want a custom message? Contact me. The possibilities are only limited by your imagination, not by my unbridled embroidery machine.

© 2007-9 Laura Mappin. All rights reserved

Yin Yang Zen Position 2 - Message Pillowcase

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:01:07 -0400

$24.00
One pillowcase with message images on each side. Red and blue embroidered hearts. One side displays hearts a'reachin' in a yin yang position. The other depicts hearts a'restin' zenfully.

Poly/cotton standard/queen pillowcase. Machine wash/dry, including embroidery.

I'm happy to make this one - and any of my pillowcases - in colors of your choosing. Want two pink hearts? Glow-in-the-dark? I'd even make a go at tiger stripes. Convo me.

Want a custom message? Contact me. The possibilities are only limited by your imagination, not by my unbridled embroidery machine.

© 2009 Laura Mappin. All rights reserved

Yin Yang Zen Position 1 - Message Pillowcase

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 17:04:03 -0400

$24.00
One pillowcase with message images on each side. Red and blue embroidered hearts. One side displays active hearts in a yin yang position. The other depicts hearts a'restin' zenfully.

Poly/cotton standard/queen pillowcase. Machine wash/dry, including embroidery.

I'm happy to make this one - and any of my pillowcases - in colors of your choosing. Want two pink hearts? Glow-in-the-dark? I'd even make a go at tiger stripes. Convo me.

Want a custom message? Contact me. The possibilities are only limited by your imagination, not by my unbridled embroidery machine.

© 2009 Laura Mappin. All rights reserved

Braille fuck on / fuck off - Message Pillowcase

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 14:51:39 -0400

$24.00
Wanting to be an equal opportunity shop, we present message pillowcases for the blind. Or for those who are not too swift at reading their partner's signals in the dark.

One pillowcase with messages on each side. One side says "Fuck On" in hot magenta braille (although specifying the color seems kinda silly). The other side says "Fuck Off" (in dreamy periwinkle, for what it's worth). The "On" dots are higher than the "Off" dots so that even the least tactile guy - I mean person - can tell. Flip your pillow over when you change your mind.

Want white on white so the kids don't notice anything? Just say so when you order. Or maybe glow-in-the-dark? I won't ask any questions.

Poly/cotton standard/queen pillowcases. Machine wash/dry, including embroidery.

Have other colors in mind? Convo me. Want a custom message? Contact me. The possibilities are only limited by your imagination, not by my unbridled embroidery machine.

© 2007-9 Laura Mappin. All rights reserved

fuck Me / fuck me not ... Message Pillowcase

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 14:35:10 -0400

$24.00
You decide how those petals are falling tonite.

One pillowcase with messages. One side displays a wide awake fully petaled daisy with the phrase "fuck Me" while the other depicts petals a bit past their bedtime ... with the corrolary "fuck me not".

Poly/cotton standard/queen pillowcase. Machine wash/dry, including embroidery.

The hearts in the first image are only to comply with Etsy's rules so that those who don't find the word fuck funny in this context won't have to see it. You'll be getting the real word in embroidery, not covered in hearts, I promise you.

Have other colors in mind? Convo me. Want a custom message? Contact me. The possibilities are only limited by your imagination, not by my unbridled embroidery machine.

© 2008-9 Laura Mappin. All rights reserved