Etsy Shop for Jtnee

The Wait

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 12:58:02 -0500

$60.00
Mr. B has been waiting an eternity.

3"high. 3x3"base.
7.5cm high. 7.5x7.5cm base.

Dearly Departed

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 19:04:28 -0500

$50.00
Poor Dodo. Too trusting and not fast enough.

3"high. 3.5"base.
7.5cm high. 8.75cm base.

Purple Monkey Dishwasher

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 17:30:39 -0500

$50.00
A line from the Simpsons, now the name of a few bands.
This came to me while I was trying to load the dishwasher with Watson, my puppy, trying to lick the plates. He was a red dog dish washer.

2.5"high. 3.5"base.
6cm high. 8.75cm base.

Turducken

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:26:55 -0500

$45.00
Blend, bake, party!

2.5"high. 3.5"base.
6.5cm high. 8.75cm base.

Hell's Angel

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:24:06 -0500

$50.00
My impression of hell would be to have nothing but harp music over the intercom for eternity.

I've Got Dessert SALE

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:10:38 -0500

$45.00
Oh, boy!
Oh, boy!
Oh, boy!
Hey, wait up, youse guys!

2"high.
3.5"base.
5cm high.
8.75cm base.

Quarterly Earnings SALE

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:08:52 -0500

$40.00
Not so good.

3.5"high. 3.5"base.
8.75cm high. 8.75cm base.

Happy Hour SALE

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:07:12 -0500

$50.00
Always keep water in your dog's bowl, otherwise he'll do this.

4.5x4.5x2"
11.25 x11.25x5cm.

Dinner on the Fly SALE

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:05:40 -0500

$50.00
Chameleon snatches a bite to eat.

2"high. 3.5"base.
5cm high. 8.75cm base.
Handbuilt polymer clay

ShowDog

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:13:47 -0500

$50.00
He'll do anything for a biscuit.

3.5"high. 3x3"base.
8cm high. 7.5x7.5cm base.

Teeny- Weeny Genie- SALE

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:04:21 -0500

$40.00
Can only grant small wishes,like,a cup of coffee.

4.5"high.3"x3"base.
11.25cm high. 7.5cm x7.5cm base.

Angel Gabriel

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:57:40 -0500

$50.00
Famous for telling Mary that she was pregnant.

5"high. 3.5"base.
12.5cm high. 8.75cm base.

I Hear You've Been Naughty

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:57:16 -0500

$60.00
One reason kids are afraid of Santa.

2.5"high. 3x3"base.
6.25cm high. 7.5x7.5cm base.

Dream Home SALE

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:46:04 -0500

$50.00
Call the exterminator!

2.75"high. 3x3"base.
6.875cm high. 7.5x7.5cm base.

Daphne

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:37:17 -0500

$60.00
Apollo wanted Daphne.
Daphne didn't want Apollo.
Apollo chased Daphne.
Daphne said,"Help me, Daddy!"
So Daphne's dad turned her into a tree.

4.5"high. 3.5"base.
11.25cm high. 8,75cm base.

Hello Cupcake

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:19:59 -0500

$50.00
Mr. Baker and his enormous cupcake.

3.5"high. 3x3"base.
8.75cm high. 7.5x7.5cm base.

Banana Man

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 17:43:02 -0400

$50.00
What's six feet tall and yellow?

4.5"tall. 3.5"base.
11.25cm high. 8.75cm base.

Hot Dog Man

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:41:56 -0400

$50.00
I seem to have accidentally put Truman Capote in a hot dog costume. Kinda creepy. Oh, well. Here he is.

4"high. 3.5"base.
10cm high. 8.75cm base.

Muertos, the Unemployed Clown

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 12:17:52 -0400

$50.00
Hey Kids! Want a balloon animal? Where are you going? Come Back!

5.5"high. 3.5"base.
13.75cm high. 8.75cm base.

I Love You, Food

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:25:28 -0400

$50.00
Kitty loves budgie. Budgie doesn't know what to think.

1.5"high. 3.5"base.
3.75cm high. 8.75cm base.

Hippo Birdie Two Ewe

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:18:20 -0400

$50.00
Homage to the great work of Sandra Boynton.

2.5"high. 3.5"base.
6.25cm high. 8.75cm base.

Paper Tiger

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 11:35:53 -0400

$45.00
My house is being rearranged by a puppy. God makes baby creatures so gosh darned cute that you'll forgive anything. I can't wait till he's housebroken.

2.5"high. 3x3"base.
6.25cm high. 7.5x7.5cm base.

Santa Muerte

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:13:45 -0400

$50.00
The notorious Santa Muerte will give you what you want-for a price.

6"high. 3.5"base.
15cm high. 8.75cm base.

The Bone Fairy

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:13:15 -0400

$50.00
She comes at night
Takes a bone
And leaves a quarter

6"high. 3.5"base.
15cm high. 8.75cm base.

Fiji Mermaid

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:12:34 -0400

$50.00
She's real because I saw her at Ripley's museum.

4"high. 3.4"base.
10cm high. 8.75cm base.

Maximus Minimus

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 17:43:20 -0400

$50.00
his mother called him "WILD THING!"
and Max said "I'LL EAT YOU UP!"
so he was sent to bed without eating anything.

2.75"high. 3.5"base.
7cm high. 8.75cm base.

A Boy's Best Friend is His Mother

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 13:33:50 -0400

$50.00
"Mother, Oh God, Mother! Blood! Blood!"
-Norman Bates from "Psycho".

5"high. 3.5"base.
13cm high. 8.75cm high.

Wild Dog

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 20:34:08 -0400

$50.00
He roared his terrible roar and gnashed his terrible teeth and rolled his terrible eyes and showed his terrible claws- he was a damn good sport.

3"high. 3.5"base.
7.5cm high. 8.75cm base.

Let's All Go To the Lobby SALE

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 23:32:50 -0400

$45.00
And get ourselves a snack.

3"high. 3.5"base.
7.5cm high. 8,75cm base.

Leopard Cheesecake SALE

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 23:30:30 -0400

$45.00
Bettie Page as La Catrina.

2.75"high. 3.5"base.
6.875cm high. 8.75cm base.

Mr. D's Demise SALE

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 23:27:58 -0400

$45.00
Call in the Eggman.

3"high. 3"x3"base.
7.5cm high. 7.5cm base.

Picnic

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 13:07:02 -0400

$50.00
The pygmy giant anteater enjoys his solitary meal.

2"high. 3x3"base.
5cm high. 7.5x7.5cm base.

Vincent Dreams of Stars SALE

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 12:57:21 -0400

$50.00
In his bedroom at Arles.

3"high. 3x4"base.
7.5cm high. 7.5x10cm base.

Disenchantment SALE

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 12:54:27 -0400

$50.00
Mr. Wizard can't remember how to undo his prince to frog spell. Prince William is not happy.

5.25" high. 3.5" base.
13.125 cm high. 8.75 cm base.

Last

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 09:06:45 -0400

$40.00
Everybody wins.

3.5"high. 2.5"base.
8.75cm high. 6.25cm base.

MY Doll SALE

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 09:33:58 -0400

$50.00
2 Scotties
+ 1 toy
= tug of war.
2"high. 7"x 2.75" base.

Oodles of Poodles SALE

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 09:30:48 -0400

$45.00
Mmmm- Poodles!

2"high. 3.5"base.
5cm high. 8.75cm base.

Dog Eat Dog

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 18:58:39 -0400

$40.00
World.

1.5"high. 3"base.
3.75cm high. 7.7cm base.

Good Dog

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 13:14:42 -0400

$45.00
Part Spaniel and part Border Collie
Offers Master beer and a pretzel

3"high. 3.5"base.
7.5cm high. 8.75cm base.

Day Job

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 12:56:53 -0400

$40.00
Witches are cheap
What a surprise

2"high. 3.5"base.
5cm high. 8.75cm base.

PopCats

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 15:49:14 -0400

$50.00
Mmmm...cats!

2.5"high. 3x3"base.
6.25cm high. 7.5x7.5cm base.

Little Monkey

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 08:10:26 -0400

$80.00
One of life's greatest pleasures is putting costumes on little kids.

2.5"high. 3.5"base.
6.25cm high. 8.75cm base.

Little Boots

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 16:51:41 -0400

$45.00
Must be pointy enough to kill a cockroach in the corner.

2.5"high. 3.5"base.
6.25cm high. 8.75cm base.

Birdibus Dippitus

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 17:21:17 -0400

$45.00
Add water.

5"high. 3.5"base
12.5"high. 8.75cm base.

Lost in Space

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 17:14:59 -0400

$50.00
Captain! Captain! WTF?

3"high. 3.5"base.
7.5cm high. 8.75cm base.

Prince of Frogs

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 15:56:00 -0400

$45.00
You're taking a chance there.

1.75"high. 2.5"base.
4.375cm high. 6.25cm base.

Summer of Love

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 13:15:55 -0400

$50.00
Neal Cassady was immortalized in books("On the Road", "The Electric Kool Aid Acid Test"),poems("Howl", for one) and songs. "The Other One" by the Grateful Dead is one.
There are others.
He must have been really something.

5"high. 3.5"base.
12.5cm high. 8.75cm base.

Bon Appetit

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 17:01:43 -0400

$50.00
I'll whip up something that'll stick to your ribs.

5.5"high. 3x3"base.
13.75cm high. 7.5z7.5cm base.

Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 14:15:42 -0400

$60.00
Absinthe is now legal after being banned for nearly 100 years. It was damned for being an hallucinogenic and an aphrodisiac, causing madness and death. Van Gogh comes to mind. Now they decided that it's not so. It's nickname is the Green Fairy. Let the fun begin.

5.5"high. 3.5"base.
13.75cm high. 8.75cm base.

Mea Culpa

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 14:01:49 -0400

$45.00
Don't hate me.

3"high. 3.5"base.
7.5cm high. 8.75cm base.

Plaid Platypus and His Magic Potion-SALE

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 13:12:50 -0400

$40.00
Next he wants to be a flying Polkadotapus.

3.5"high. 3.5"base.
8.75cm high. 8.75cm base.

The Rattlesnake -SALE

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 13:04:31 -0400

$40.00
A boy was walking down a path on a cold day and came upon a rattlesnake.
"Please help me," the snake said. "I am freezing to death. Let me warm myself under your coat."
"No!" said the boy. "you are poisonous and will bite me."
"I will be so grateful to you," said the snake, "that I would never harm you."
Against his better judgment the boy picked up the snake and warmed him under his jacket. When the snake had revived he bit the boy.
"Why did you bite me?" asked the boy."Now I will die."
The rattlesnake said,"You knew what I was when you picked me up."

-Southwestern Indian version of an old fable

2"high. 3.5"base.

Monsters Playing Poker-SALE

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 13:04:31 -0400

$40.00
It's after midnight. Do you know where your monsters are?

2"high. 3.5"base.