Etsy Shop for shortattentionspan

Quiet Neighbor - 1-inch button as magnet, pinback, zipper pull, or lapel pin

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:10:05 -0500

$2.00
Are you quiet, soft-spoken, and polite? Are you never any trouble, always helpful, and somewhat forgettable?

It's possible you're a serial killer and don't know it yet. Best to get this button and warn those around you.

It's 1" in diameter. It's dark red with a not-so-subtle image of blood spatter. And the text reveals the sinister truth about you: "I'm the quiet neighbor with the big freezer."

Buy this button and give everyone fair warning. At least they'll be able to tell the cops about your great taste in accessories.

Buying more than one button? Check out the Buying Multiple Buttons section.

*If you don't specify in the Notes-to-Seller whether you want a pin-back, magnet, zipper-pull, or lapel pin, I'll give you the pin-back.*

*You only pay shipping for the first item, so buy some more!*

*Dinosaur not included*

I Love Dyslexia - button as magnet, pinback, zipper-pull, or lapel pin

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:08:43 -0500

$2.00
Dyslexia is not a laughing matter, but this button is. We all know you dyslexia love, so why not show it?

(FYI, dyslexia is actually more of a gift than a disability. Read _The Gift of Dyslexia_ by Ronald Davis & Eldon Braun to learn more.)

It's 1" in diameter. It has a white background and black border. And the text follows the old familiar "I heart ___" routine, but with a twist.

Buy this button and love the share.

Buying more than one button? Check out the Buying Multiple Buttons section.

*If you don't specify in the Notes-to-Seller whether you want a pin-back, magnet, zipper-pull, or lapel pin, I'll give you the pin-back.*

*I combine shipping, so buy some more!*

*Dinosaur not included*

I Like Kids - button as magnet, pinback, zipper-pull, or lapel pin

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:07:43 -0500

$2.00
Do people frequently ask you if you like kids? Maybe the person across the table from you on the first date, or the desperate-looking stranger with seven kids in line behind you at the post office. Are you looking for a way to answer that question and get people to leave you alone at the same time?

Then you need this button.

It's 1" in diameter. It's blue with a subtle image of a shooting stars. And the text answers that eternal question: "I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one."

Buy this button and eliminate all doubt as to whether you should procreate.

Buying more than one button? Check out the Buying Multiple Buttons section.

*If you don't specify in the Notes-to-Seller whether you want a pin-back, magnet, zipper pull, or lapel pin, I'll give you the pin-back.*

*I combine shipping, so buy some more!*

*Dinosaur not included*

Fairy/Fantasy/Pixie Button Grab Bag - 25 Buttons - Huge Discount

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:06:42 -0500

$5.00
This is a nearly-random selection of 25 buttons from those shown in the picture. I can't guarantee what's in each grab bag, but you will get a variety of different designs, and probably a few duplicates as well. But at this price, how can you go wrong?

The majority of the buttons are pin-back, but you may get an occasional magnet or zipper-pull.

If you want specific buttons from this collection, please convo me and I'll make you a custom listing, but it won't be at these grab-bag prices!

Snub Dog on Red - button as magnet, pinback, zipper-pull, or lapel pin

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:05:59 -0500

$2.00
You know those dogs with the squished noses and the bugged-out eyes? Some people say they're ugly, but you and I know the truth.

This button captures the essence of your favorite little Boston terrier (or pug, or bulldog, or any number of other dogs that are snubbed by society because of their snub noses).

It's 1" in diameter. It's an original drawing of a black and white snub-nosed dog. The background is a bright red.

Buy this button and join the snub dog revolution.

Buying more than one button? Check out the Buying Multiple Buttons section.

*If you don't specify in the Notes-to-Seller whether you want a pin-back, magnet, zipper-pull, or lapel pin, I'll give you the pin-back.*

*I combine shipping, so buy some more!*

*Dinosaur not included*

Logo for Anarchy - 1 inch button as magnet, pinback, zipper-pull, or lapel pin

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:46:03 -0500

$2.00
Do you know the meaning of irony? No, it has nothing to do with crisp pleats.

Trust me on this one - an entity such as anarchy having a designated logo is an example of irony. Now go tell all your pseudo-intellectual goth friends and amaze them.

It's 1" in diameter. It's black with an ironic anarchy logo in red. And the text asks you the ultimate question, "Why is there a Logo for Anarchy?"

Buy this button and fight the power. But within the rules of corporate signage and recognized symbolism.

Buying more than one button? Check out the Buying Multiple Buttons section.

*If you don't specify in the Notes-to-Seller whether you want a pin-back, magnet, zipper-pull, or lapel pin, I'll give you the pin-back.*

*I combine shipping, so buy some more!*

*Dinosaur not included*

Choose 20 - 1 inch Buttons - mix and match pin-back, zipper-pull, magnet, and lapel pin

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:44:37 -0500

$25.00
This listing is for your choice of any TWENTY of my hundreds of awesome button designs, each with whichever backing you choose. This is a significant savings over buying the buttons individually.

You can get all the same design, all the same backing, or mix and match designs and backings however you like.

I’ve outgrown the 5-photo limit for Etsy listings, so TO SEE ALL OF YOUR BUTTON OPTIONS VISIT MY GALLERY: http://www.shortattentionspangirl.com/gallery.html. If you open it in a new browser window, you can easily pick out the button numbers you want without leaving Etsy.

When you order, please let me know in the Notes to Seller which twenty designs you'd like by listing the item numbers from the gallery (such as #0288), or just describe them. Don't hesitate to convo me if you need clarification about what any of the buttons say or anything else.

*PLEASE BE SURE TO INDICATE WHICH DESIGNS YOU'D LIKE TO GET AND WHICH BACKINGS YOU WANT ON EACH OF THEM. IF YOU DON'T SPECIFY BACKINGS, I'LL MAKE THEM ALL PIN-BACKS, BECAUSE I'M LAZY AND THOSE ARE THE EASIEST. =)

Choose 2 - 1 Inch Buttons - mix and match pin-back, zipper-pull, magnet, and lapel pin

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:37:31 -0500

$3.50
This listing is for your choice of any TWO of my hundreds of awesome button designs, each with whichever backing you choose. This is a significant savings over buying the buttons individually.

You can get all the same design, all the same backing, or mix and match designs and backings however you like.

I’ve outgrown the 5-photo limit for Etsy listings, so TO SEE ALL OF YOUR BUTTON OPTIONS VISIT MY GALLERY: http://www.shortattentionspangirl.com/gallery.html. If you open it in a new browser window, you can easily pick out the button numbers you want without leaving Etsy.

When you order, please let me know in the Notes to Seller which two designs you'd like by listing the item numbers from the gallery (such as #0288), or just describe them. Don't hesitate to convo me if you need clarification about what any of the buttons say or anything else.

*PLEASE BE SURE TO INDICATE WHICH DESIGNS YOU'D LIKE TO GET AND WHICH BACKINGS YOU WANT ON EACH OF THEM. IF YOU DON'T SPECIFY BACKINGS, I'LL MAKE THEM ALL PIN-BACKS, BECAUSE I'M LAZY AND THOSE ARE THE EASIEST. =)

Health is Merely - button as magnet, pinback, zipper-pull, or lapel pin

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:36:20 -0500

$2.00
Are you tired of all those annoyingly perky enthusiasts of a healthy diet and exercise? Are you perilously close to smacking the next person who says, "No happy hour for me, I have a pilates class" or "Instead of a baked potato, I'd like some fresh vegetables"?

Then you definitely need this button.

It's 1" in diameter. It red with a subtle image of a spikey starburst. And the text warns you, "Health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die."

Buy this button and spread the joyful news.

Buying more than one button? Check out the Buying Multiple Buttons section.

*If you don't specify in the Notes-to-Seller whether you want a pin-back, magnet, zipper pull, or lapel pin, I'll give you the pin-back.*

*I combine shipping, so buy some more!*

*Dinosaur not included*

Advertising Helps Me Decide - 1 inch button as magnet, pinback, zipper-pull, or lapel pin

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:32:17 -0500

$2.00
Are you more interested in the commercials than the TV shows? Do you make your grocery purchases based on pretty packaging and catchy jingles? Do you believe the ads in beauty magazines?

Then you need to have this button.

It's 1" in diameter. It's black with a white image of a lovely lady, whose speech bubble shares her secret:
"Advertising helps me decide!"

Buy this button and vote with your dollars.

Buying more than one button? Check out the Buying Multiple Buttons section.

*If you don't specify in the Notes-to-Seller whether you want a pin-back, magnet, zipper-pull, or lapel pin, I'll give you the pin-back.*

*You only pay shipping for the first item, so buy some more!*

*Dinosaur not included*

Only Optimists - button as magnet, pinback, lapel pin, or zipper-pull

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:55:31 -0500

$2.00
Do people constantly ask you what's wrong? Do the clothes in your closet look the same when the light is on as when it's off? Are all of your glasses half empty?

Don't get excited, but this button was made for you.

It's 1" in diameter. It's black, as if you'd want any other color. And the text tells the stark truth: "Only Optimists are Disappointed."

Buy this button and ... whatever.

Buying more than one button? Check out the Buying Multiple Buttons section.

*If you don't specify in the Notes-to-Seller whether you want a magnet, pin-back, lapel pin, or zipperpull, I'll give you the pin-back.*

*I combine shipping, so buy some more!*

*Dinosaur not included*

Choose 20 - 1 inch Buttons - mix and match pin-back, zipper-pull, magnet, and lapel pin

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:55:06 -0500

1-inch Buttons - Choose any 6 designs - mix and match pin-back, zipper-pull, magnet, and lapel pin

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:54:33 -0500

$9.50
This listing is for your choice of any SIX of my hundreds of awesome button designs, each with whichever backing you choose. This is a significant savings over buying the buttons individually.

You can get all the same design, all the same backing, or mix and match designs and backings however you like.

I’ve outgrown the 5-photo limit for Etsy listings, so TO SEE ALL OF YOUR BUTTON OPTIONS VISIT MY GALLERY: http://www.shortattentionspangirl.com/gallery.html. If you open it in a new browser window, you can easily pick out the button numbers you want without leaving Etsy.

When you order, please let me know in the Notes to Seller which six designs you'd like by listing the item numbers from the gallery (such as #0288), or just describe them. Don't hesitate to convo me if you need clarification about what any of the buttons say or anything else.

*PLEASE BE SURE TO INDICATE WHICH DESIGNS YOU'D LIKE TO GET AND WHICH BACKINGS YOU WANT ON EACH OF THEM. IF YOU DON'T SPECIFY BACKINGS, I'LL MAKE THEM ALL PIN-BACKS, BECAUSE I'M LAZY AND THOSE ARE THE EASIEST. =)

Silence vs. Duct Tape - button as magnet, pinback, lapel pin, or zipper-pull

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 22:47:42 -0500

$2.00
Do you spend long hours in meetings with people who like the sound of their own voice? Do random strangers tell you their life story while you're in the grocery line? Are people just not getting the equation of earbuds = not interested in talking to you?

This button just may save your life. Or at least your sanity.

It's 1" in diameter. It's yellow-gold with a subtle image of a thought bubble. And the text gives the gentle reminder, "Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver."

Buy this button and keep the chatterbugs at bay. Or at least confuse them for long enough to make your exit.

Buying more than one button? Check out the Buying Multiple Buttons section.

*If you don't specify in the Notes-to-Seller whether you want a pin-back, magnet, lapel pin, or zipper-pull, I'll give you the pin-back.*

*I combine shipping, so buy some more!*

*Dinosaur not included*

Dirty Martini - button as magnet, pinback, zipper-pull, or lapel pin

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 22:47:15 -0500

$2.00
Do you like it shaken, not stirred? Is happy hour only happy when you have a martini glass in your hand?

If the only thing that comes between your vodka and your lips is olive juice, then order up this button.

It's 1" in diameter. It's green with a subtle image of a martini. And the text tells everyone about your preferences: "I like it dirty."

Buy this button and take your rightful place in the gutter, whether from drunken stumbling or dirty minds.

Buying more than one button? Check out the Buying Multiple Buttons section.

*If you don't specify in the Notes-to-Seller whether you want a pin-back, magnet, zipper-pull, or lapel pin, I'll give you the pin-back.*

*I combine shipping, so buy some more!*

*Dinosaur not included*

Choose 20 - 1 inch Buttons - mix and match pin-back, zipper-pull, magnet, and lapel pin

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 22:45:39 -0500

Live Up to My Potential - 1-inch button as magnet, pinback, lapel pin, or zipper-pull

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:28:47 -0500

$2.00
Are you getting hassled for not having your priorities straight? Do people (aka "grownups") keep telling you that you should live up to your potential? Well, what do they know?

Just show them this button and they'll understand why you can't possibly live up to your potential. You do have priorities. It's not your fault they don't have the same priorities.

It's 1" in diameter. It's blue with a subtle image of stacks of coins, plus a not-so-subtle image of a little stick figure sitting around. And the text tells everyone what they should already know, "I'd live up to my potential if it didn't cut into my sitting around time."

Buy this button and put it on your couch while you continue to sit around. Besides, who'll watch the Tivo if you don't?

Buying more than one button? Check out the Buying Multiple Buttons section.

*If you don't specify in the Notes-to-Seller whether you want a pin-back, magnet, lapel pin, or zipper-pull, I'll give you the pin-back.*

*I combine shipping, so buy some more!*

*Dinosaur not included*

You Are Here - 1-inch button as magnet, pinback, zipper-pull, or lapel pin

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:20:38 -0500

$2.00
Are you easily confused? Do you get lost in your own bathroom? Have maps been invented merely to mock you? Of course this couldn't be you, but maybe you have a 'friend' who matches this description.

Then you should have this button.

It's 1" in diameter. It's red. It's simple. It merely reminds you that "You Are Here."

Buy this button and be sure about at least one thing.

Buying more than one button? Check out the Buying Multiple Buttons section.

*If you don't specify in the Notes-to-Seller whether you want a pin-back, magnet, zipper-pull, or lapel pin, I'll give you the pin-back.*

*I combine shipping, so buy some more!*

*Dinosaur not included*

When Families Are Torn Apart - 1-inch button as magnet, pinback, zipper-pull, or lapel pin

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:47:05 -0500

$2.00
Broken families. Blended families. Dysfunctional families. Families are delicate institutions that can be shattered by the simplest things.

This button tells the sad truth about families torn apart.

It's 1" in diameter. It's red with a subtle image of a snarly canine. And the text tells the story: "It's sad when families are torn apart by simple things, like wild dogs."

Buy this button and join the family.

Buying more than one button? Check out the Buying Multiple Buttons section to save yourself some money.

*If you don't specify in the Notes-to-Seller whether you want a pin-back, magnet, zipper-pull, or lapel pin, I'll give you the pin-back.*

*I combine shipping, so buy some more!*

*Dinosaur not included*

Silence vs. Duct Tape - button as magnet, pinback, lapel pin, or zipper-pull

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:49:40 -0500

Dirty Martini - button as magnet, pinback, zipper-pull, or lapel pin

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:49:12 -0500

Fleas Navidog - Card or Mini Sign

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:45:43 -0400

$3.00
This handcrafted card is snarky on the outside, blank on the inside. A great holiday card for the dog lover in your life, or anyone with a sense of humor.

But don’t limit yourself to a greeting card. This card also doubles as a mini-sign – it’s the perfect size to display on your desk, shelf, mantle, or anywhere else just to express yourself.

I make these cards from all acid-free, archival-quality materials, so you can also use them in your scrapbooking. I print each design on white cardstock, trim it, mount it on colorful textured cardstock, and then mount that on the front of the folded card. The result is beautifully layered.

Size: 4 bar (also called A1)
Card dimensions: 3 1/2” x 4 7/8”
Envelope dimensions: 3 5/8” x 5 1/8”

Each card comes to you sealed in a clear protective sleeve with its envelope.

The color of the cardstock matting will vary, but it will coordinate with the design. Let me know in the Notes to Seller if you have a specific color request.

Matching 1” buttons (pins, magnets, zipper pulls, lapel pins) are also available. Convo me if you have any special requests, or if you want to buy several of this design.

I combine shipping, so get out there and buy some more.

Fleece Navidad - Card or Mini Sign

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:30:11 -0400

$3.00
This handcrafted card is snarky on the outside, blank on the inside. A great holiday card for anyone with a sense of humor.

But don’t limit yourself to a greeting card. This card also doubles as a mini-sign – it’s the perfect size to display on your desk, shelf, mantle, or anywhere else just to express yourself.

I make these cards from all acid-free, archival-quality materials, so you can also use them in your scrapbooking. I print each design on white cardstock, trim it, mount it on colorful textured cardstock, and then mount that on the front of the folded card. The result is beautifully layered.

Size: 4 bar (also called A1)
Card dimensions: 3 1/2” x 4 7/8”
Envelope dimensions: 3 5/8” x 5 1/8”

Each card comes to you sealed in a clear protective sleeve with its envelope.

The color of the cardstock matting will vary, but it will coordinate with the design. Let me know in the Notes to Seller if you have a specific color request.

Matching 1” buttons (pins, magnets, zipper pulls, lapel pins) are also available. Convo me if you have any special requests, or if you want to buy several of this design.

I combine shipping, so get out there and buy some more.

Red Noel - Card or Mini Sign

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:17:17 -0400

$3.00
This handcrafted card is silly on the outside, blank on the inside. A great holiday card for anyone with a sense of humor.

But don’t limit yourself to a greeting card. This card also doubles as a mini-sign – it’s the perfect size to display on your desk, shelf, mantle, or anywhere else just to express yourself.

I make these cards from all acid-free, archival-quality materials, so you can also use them in your scrapbooking. I print each design on white cardstock, trim it, mount it on colorful textured cardstock, and then mount that on the front of the folded card. The result is beautifully layered.

Size: 4 bar (also called A1)
Card dimensions: 3 1/2” x 4 7/8”
Envelope dimensions: 3 5/8” x 5 1/8”

Each card comes to you sealed in a clear protective sleeve with its envelope.

The color of the cardstock matting will vary, but it will coordinate with the design. Let me know in the Notes to Seller if you have a specific color request.

Matching 1” buttons (pins, magnets, zipper pulls, lapel pins) are also available. Convo me if you have any special requests, or if you want to buy several of this design.

I combine shipping, so get out there and buy some more.

Meowy Christmas - Card or Mini Sign

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:10:42 -0400

$3.00
This handcrafted card is silly on the outside, blank on the inside. A great holiday card for the animal lover in your life.

But don’t limit yourself to a greeting card. This card also doubles as a mini-sign – it’s the perfect size to display on your desk, shelf, mantle, or anywhere else just to express yourself.

I make these cards from all acid-free, archival-quality materials, so you can also use them in your scrapbooking. I print each design on white cardstock, trim it, mount it on colorful textured cardstock, and then mount that on the front of the folded card. The result is beautifully layered.

Size: 4 bar (also called A1)
Card dimensions: 3 1/2” x 4 7/8”
Envelope dimensions: 3 5/8” x 5 1/8”

Each card comes to you sealed in a clear protective sleeve with its envelope.

The color of the cardstock matting will vary, but it will coordinate with the design. Let me know in the Notes to Seller if you have a specific color request.

Matching 1” buttons (pins, magnets, zipper pulls, lapel pins) are also available. Convo me if you have any special requests, or if you want to buy several of this design.

I combine shipping, so get out there and buy some more.

Ho Cubed - Card or Mini Sign

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:50:52 -0400

Receive Reject Regift - Card or Mini-Sign

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:42:40 -0400

Using Clever Sayings- 1-inch button as magnet, pinback, zipper-pull, or lapel pin

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:05:57 -0400

$2.00
Are you tired of all those people walking around with clever sayings on their buttons who still haven't figured out how to use a crosswalk? What about the slow driver in the fast lane with a witty bumper sticker? We've all seen people whose cleverness is all clearly store-bought.

You need this button to get back at them.

It's 1" in diameter. The background is a fun greenish color with a subtle image of a brain, and the words speak the truest words: "Using clever sayings won't make you any less dumb."

Buy this button, then try real hard to not act like an idiot when wearing it.

Buying more than one button? Check out the Buying Multiple Buttons section to save yourself some money.

*If you don't specify in the Notes-to-Seller whether you want a pin-back, magnet, zipper-pull, or lapel pin, I'll give you the pin-back.*

*I combine shipping, so buy some more!*

*Dinosaur not included*

One-Inch Punch - button as magnet, pinback, zipper-pull, or lapel pin

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:05:47 -0400

$2.00
Are you a fan of the Short Attention Span Girl line of buttons? Then maybe you should add this one to the mix. It's the logo for One-Inch Punch, the division of Short Attention Span Girl that makes these 1" beauties.

Or maybe you'll just want it because you like Bruce Lee and you like punching things. Whatever.

It's 1" in diameter. It's white with a black border and an original drawing of the One-Inch Punch boxing glove.

Buy this button and get with the program.

Buying more than one button? Check out the Buying Multiple Buttons section.

*If you don't specify in the Notes-to-Seller whether you want a pin-back, magnet, zipper-pull, or lapel pin, I'll give you the pin-back.*

*I combine shipping, so buy some more!*

*Dinosaur not included*

Choose 4 - 1 Inch Buttons - mix and match pin-back, zipper-pull, magnet, and lapel pin

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:05:37 -0400

$6.50
This listing is for your choice of any FOUR of my hundreds of awesome button designs, each with whichever backing you choose. This is a significant savings over buying the buttons individually.

You can get all the same design, all the same backing, or mix and match designs and backings however you like.

I’ve outgrown the 5-photo limit for Etsy listings, so TO SEE ALL OF YOUR BUTTON OPTIONS VISIT MY GALLERY: http://www.shortattentionspangirl.com/gallery.html. If you open it in a new browser window, you can easily pick out the button numbers you want without leaving Etsy.

When you order, please let me know in the Notes to Seller which four designs you'd like by listing the item numbers from the gallery (such as #0288), or just describe them. Don't hesitate to convo me if you need clarification about what any of the buttons say or anything else.

*PLEASE BE SURE TO INDICATE WHICH DESIGNS YOU'D LIKE TO GET AND WHICH BACKINGS YOU WANT ON EACH OF THEM. IF YOU DON'T SPECIFY BACKINGS, I'LL MAKE THEM ALL PIN-BACKS, BECAUSE I'M LAZY AND THOSE ARE THE EASIEST. =)

Choose 50 - 1 Inch Buttons - mix and match pin-back, zipper-pull, magnet, and lapel pin

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:06:14 -0400

$54.00
This listing is for your choice of any FIFTY of my hundreds of awesome button designs, each with whichever backing you choose. This is a significant savings over buying the buttons individually.

You can get all the same design, all the same backing, or mix and match designs and backings however you like.

I’ve outgrown the 5-photo limit for Etsy listings, so TO SEE ALL OF YOUR BUTTON OPTIONS VISIT MY GALLERY: http://www.shortattentionspangirl.com/gallery.html. If you open it in a new browser window, you can easily pick out the button numbers you want without leaving Etsy.

When you order, please let me know in the Notes to Seller which fifty designs you'd like by listing the item numbers from the gallery (such as #0288), or just describe them. Don't hesitate to convo me if you need clarification about what any of the buttons say or anything else.

*PLEASE BE SURE TO INDICATE WHICH DESIGNS YOU'D LIKE TO GET AND WHICH BACKINGS YOU WANT ON EACH OF THEM. IF YOU DON'T SPECIFY BACKINGS, I'LL MAKE THEM ALL PIN-BACKS, BECAUSE I'M LAZY AND THOSE ARE THE EASIEST. =)

Liberty and Justice - button as magnet, pinback, lapel pin, or zipper-pull

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:06:06 -0400

$2.00
Are you aware of the current political situation? Do you love the president? Do you hate the president? Are you afraid of socialism, or are you afraid of republicans?

Either way, this button should work for you.

It's 1" in diameter. It's blue with a subtle Statue of Liberty. And the text boldly declares what all good Americans know: "Liberty & Justice for All." And then there's the small print, which you can choose to read or not, depending on where you live: "(Not available in all areas)"

Buy this button and be proud to be an American. And a voter.

Buying more than one button? Check out the Buying Multiple Buttons section.

*If you don't specify in the Notes-to-Seller whether you want a pin-back, magnet, lapel pin, or zipper pull, I'll give you the pin-back.*

*I combine shipping, so buy some more!*

*Dinosaur not included*

Choose 35 - 1-inch Buttons - mix and match pin-back, zipper-pull, magnet, and lapel pin

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:05:55 -0400

$40.00
This listing is for your choice of any THIRTY-FIVE of my hundreds of awesome button designs, each with whichever backing you choose. This is a significant savings over buying the buttons individually.

You can get all the same design, all the same backing, or mix and match designs and backings however you like.

I’ve outgrown the 5-photo limit for Etsy listings, so TO SEE ALL OF YOUR BUTTON OPTIONS VISIT MY GALLERY: http://www.shortattentionspangirl.com/gallery.html. If you open it in a new browser window, you can easily pick out the button numbers you want without leaving Etsy.

When you order, please let me know in the Notes to Seller which thirty-five designs you'd like by listing the item numbers from the gallery (such as #0288), or just describe them. Don't hesitate to convo me if you need clarification about what any of the buttons say or anything else.

*PLEASE BE SURE TO INDICATE WHICH DESIGNS YOU'D LIKE TO GET AND WHICH BACKINGS YOU WANT ON EACH OF THEM. IF YOU DON'T SPECIFY BACKINGS, I'LL MAKE THEM ALL PIN-BACKS, BECAUSE I'M LAZY AND THOSE ARE THE EASIEST. =)

Weird vs. Ugly - 1 inch button as magnet, pinback, lapel pin, or zipper-pull

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:27:42 -0400

$2.00
Do people call you weird, and then act as if that's news? Would you like to politely explain that there are worse things than being weird?

Then you need this button to point out that being weird isn't the end of the world.

It's 1" in diameter. It's dark purple with a subtle image of a swirling vortex. And the text sets the record straight: "I'm weird. You're ugly. Let's call it even."

Buy this button and even the score.

Buying more than one button? Check out the Buying Multiple Buttons section.

*If you don't specify in the Notes-to-Seller whether you want a pin-back, magnet, lapel pin, or zipper-pull, I'll give you the pin-back.*

*I combine shipping, so buy some more!*

*Dinosaur not included*

A Pit-Bull Riddle - button as magnet, pinback, zipper-pull, or lapel pin

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:27:30 -0400

$2.00
Do you think pitbulls are wildly dangerous animals that must be banished from the face of the earth? Or do you think pitbulls are misunderstood angels who have gotten a bad rap because of their unfortunate association with irresponsible pet-owners?

Either way, if you have a sense of humor about it, you'll like this button.

It's 1" in diameter. It's brick red with a subtle image of a pitbull's smiling face. And the text is a timeless riddle for all animal lovers: "What has four legs and an arm?" The answer is printed along the upper edge of the button: "A happy pitbull."

Buy this button and show your support for pitbulls. Or your condemnation of their owners and/or breeders. It's a two-fer!

Buying more than one button? Check out the Buying Multiple Buttons section.

*If you don't specify in the Notes-to-Seller whether you want a pin-back, magnet, zipper-pull, or lapel pin, I'll give you the pin-back.*

*I combine shipping, so buy some more!*

*Dinosaur not included*

Cat Recipes - button as pinback, magnet, lapel pin, or zipper-pull

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:39:20 -0400

$2.00
Do you have a special relationship with cats? The kind that worries your cat-lady neighbor and causes you to buy ketchup by the gallon?

If so, you should seek some professional help, but first buy this button.

It's 1" in diameter. It's green with a subtle checkerboard pattern. And the text explains your condition to the therapist: "I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes."

Buy this button and share the love. The tasty, tasty love.

Buying more than one button? Check out the Buying Multiple Buttons section.

*If you don't specify in the Notes-to-Seller whether you want a pin-back, magnet, lapel pin, or zipper-pull, I'll give you the pin-back.*

*I combine shipping, so buy some more!*

*Dinosaur not included*

Give Me Ambiguity - button as pinback, magnet, lapel pin, or zipper-pull

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 14:12:39 -0400

$2.00
Can't make up your mind about what to buy?

Then you need this button.

It's 1" in diameter. It's green with a subtle swirly pattern. And the text bears that famous revolutionary command, "Give me ambiguity or give me something else."

Buy this button and be proud of who you are. Or aren't. Whatever.

Buying more than one button? Check out the Buying Multiple Buttons section.

*If you don't specify in the Notes-to-Seller whether you want a pin-back, magnet, lapel pin, or zipper pull, I'll give you the pin-back.*

*I combine shipping, so buy some more!*

*Dinosaur not included*

Ahoy - button as magnet, pinback, zipper pull, or lapel pin

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 11:13:07 -0400

$2.00
Do you faithfully celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day? Do you think rules are more like guidelines? Is your favorite letter of the alphabet 'R'?

Then this is just the button for you, matey.

It's 1" in diameter. It has an original drawing of a pirate ship on a sea of blue, with a black border. And the text is a very piratey, "AHOY."

Buy this button and pillage with pride.

Buying more than one button? Check out the Buying Multiple Buttons section.

*If you don't specify in the Notes-to-Seller whether you want a pin-back, magnet, zipper-pull, or lapel pin, I'll give you the pin-back.*

*I combine shipping, so buy some more!*

*Dinosaur not included*

Cost of Living - button as pinback, magnet, tack, or zipper-pull

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:06:27 -0400

$2.00
Is the skyrocketing cost of gas getting you down? How about the housing market? Remember when Happy Meals were under $3?

This button is just what you need to help you gain a little perspective.

It's 1" in diameter. It's blue with a subtle image of stacks of cash. And the text tells you what you need to keep in mind, "Despite the cost of living, it remains popular."

Buy this button and keep on trucking. Or maybe you should trade in that truck for something a bit more fuel-efficient.

Buying more than one button? Check out the Buying Multiple Buttons section.

*If you don't specify in the Notes-to-Seller whether you want a pin-back, magnet, tack, or zipper-pull, I'll give you the pin-back.*

*I combine shipping, so buy some more!*

*Dinosaur not included*

Let a Smirk Be Your Umbrella - button as magnet, pinback, zipper pull, or lapel pin

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 23:13:52 -0400

$2.00
Everyone knows smiles can't protect you from the rain. In fact, you might collect water with all that open mouth action.

A smirk though - that really can keep the elements off you.

It's 1" in diameter. It's a dark purple-magenta color with a subtle funky spiral. And the text has some very useful advice: "Let a smirk be your umbrella."

Buy this button and fend off the rain, harsh sun, and perky people.

Buying more than one button? Check out the Buying Multiple Buttons section.

*If you don't specify in the Notes-to-Seller whether you want a pin-back, magnet, zipper-pull, or lapel pin, I'll give you the pin-back.*

*I combine shipping, so buy some more!*

*Dinosaur not included*

Chocolate Shrinkage - button as magnet, pinback, zipper-pull, or lapel pin

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 18:40:21 -0400

$2.00
Have you been wondering why your pants are a little tighter and you're using a new notch on your belt? Are you worried that it has something to do with your chocolate intake?

It does, but not in the way you fear. You're just an innocent bystander, and you need this button to prove it.

It's 1" in diameter. It's chocolatey brown with a subtle image of a chocolatey treat. And the text tells you what you need to keep in mind, "Chocolate makes my clothes shrink."

Buy this button and share your knowledge of this amazing scientific breakthrough with the world.

Buying more than one button? Check out the Buying Multiple Buttons section.

*If you don't specify in the Notes-to-Seller whether you want a pin-back, magnet, zipper-pull, or lapel pin, I'll give you the pin-back.*

*I combine shipping, so buy some more!*

*Dinosaur not included*

Unwitting Dupe - button as magnet, pinback, zipper-pull, or lapel pin

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:41:58 -0400

$2.00
Do you volunteer for things you later regret? Do you sometimes wonder whether people are laughing with your or at you? Have you ever been called Patsy by mistake?

Then this button was made for you.

It's 1" in diameter. It's green with a subtle target design. And the text labels you as the go-to person: "Unwitting Dupe."

Buy this button and minimize confusion about your role in life.

Buying more than one button? Check out the Buying Multiple Buttons section.

*If you don't specify in the Notes-to-Seller whether you want a pin-back, magnet, zipper pull, or lapel pin, I'll give you the pin-back.*

*I combine shipping, so buy some more!*

*Dinosaur not included*

Choose 15 - 1 inch Buttons - mix and match pin-back, zipper-pull, magnet, and lapel pin

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:01:25 -0400

$20.00
This listing is for your choice of any FIFTEEN of my hundreds of awesome button designs, each with whichever backing you choose. This is a significant savings over buying the buttons individually.

You can get all the same design, all the same backing, or mix and match designs and backings however you like.

I’ve outgrown the 5-photo limit for Etsy listings, so TO SEE ALL OF YOUR BUTTON OPTIONS VISIT MY GALLERY: http://www.shortattentionspangirl.com/gallery.html. If you open it in a new browser window, you can easily pick out the button numbers you want without leaving Etsy.

When you order, please let me know in the Notes to Seller which fifteen designs you'd like by listing the item numbers from the gallery (such as #0288), or just describe them. Don't hesitate to convo me if you need clarification about what any of the buttons say or anything else.

*PLEASE BE SURE TO INDICATE WHICH DESIGNS YOU'D LIKE TO GET AND WHICH BACKINGS YOU WANT ON EACH OF THEM. IF YOU DON'T SPECIFY BACKINGS, I'LL MAKE THEM ALL PIN-BACKS, BECAUSE I'M LAZY AND THOSE ARE THE EASIEST. =)

Skull and Crossbones - button as magnet, pinback, zipper pull, or lapel pin

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 13:00:19 -0400

$2.00
Do your friends ask why you wear an eyepatch, when you have two perfectly functional eyes? Do you always try to get the username Pegleg? Do you answer the phone with a hearty "Ahoy"?

Then this button might just fit into your life, you scabrous dog.

It's 1" in diameter. It's black with an original drawing of a white skull and crossbones.

Buy this button and wear some funky arrrrrrrt.

Buying more than one button? Check out the Buying Multiple Buttons section.

*If you don't specify in the Notes-to-Seller whether you want a pin-back, magnet, zipper-pull, or lapel pin, I'll give you the pin-back.*

*I combine shipping, so buy some more!*

*Dinosaur not included*

Oxymoron - button as magnet, pinback, zipper-pull, or lapel pin

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 10:48:58 -0400

$2.00
Does each day test your faith in the human race? Do you feel eternally surrounded by stupid people? Do you need an outlet for your rage that won't land you in a cell?

Then this is the button for you.

It's 1" in diameter. It's magenta with a subtle image of a jester's cap. And the text tells everyone around you what you'd like to scream at the top of your lungs, "You take the oxy out of oxymoron."

Buy this button and claim your rightful place among the intellectually elite.

Buying more than one button? Check out the Buying Multiple Buttons section.

*If you don't specify in the Notes-to-Seller whether you want a pin-back, magnet, zipper-pull, or lapel pin, I'll give you the pin-back.*

*I combine shipping, so buy some more!*

*Dinosaur not included*

Monkey on Green - 1 inch button as magnet, pinback, zipper-pull, or lapel pin

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 21:27:12 -0400

$2.00
Have you bought up every monkey-related item and are still thirsty for more? Here's one you haven't seen before, because it's an original drawing that you can't get anywhere else.

This button features a playful monkey who might be ready to fling poo at you, pick a gnat out of your hair, eat a bad date, or frolic in a fez. You never can tell with monkeys.

It's 1" in diameter. It's an original drawing of a monkey. The background is green.

Buy this button and satisfy your somewhat disturbing monkey craving.

Buying more than one button? Check out the Buying Multiple Buttons section.

*If you don't specify in the Notes-to-Seller whether you want a pin-back, magnet, zipper-pull, or lapel pin, I'll give you the pin-back.*

*I combine shipping, so buy some more!*

*Dinosaur not included*

Choose 4 - 1 Inch Buttons - mix and match pin-back, zipper-pull, magnet, and lapel pin

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 01:57:30 -0400

Mary Had a Little Lamb - 1 inch button as magnet, pinback, zipper-pull, or lapel pin

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 01:57:09 -0400

$2.00
Do you like to put a new twist on an old nursery rhyme? Or maybe you just really like eating lamb.

Either way, this button's for you.

It's 1" in diameter. It's minty green with a subtle image of a sheep. And the text provides a happy tale for a new generation: "Mary had a little lamb, I ate it with mint jelly."

Buy this button and frighten a vegetarian.

Buying more than one button? Check out the Buying Multiple Buttons section to save yourself some money.

*If you don't specify in the Notes-to-Seller whether you want a pin-back, magnet, zipper-pull, or lapel pin, I'll give you the pin-back.*

*I combine shipping, so buy some more!*

*Dinosaur not included*

Choose 10 - 1-inch Buttons - mix and match pin-back, zipper-pull, magnet, and lapel pin

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 01:56:44 -0400

$15.00
This listing is for your choice of any TEN of my hundreds of awesome button designs, each with whichever backing you choose. This is a significant savings over buying the buttons individually.

You can get all the same design, all the same backing, or mix and match designs and backings however you like.

I’ve outgrown the 5-photo limit for Etsy listings, so TO SEE ALL OF YOUR BUTTON OPTIONS VISIT MY GALLERY: http://www.shortattentionspangirl.com/gallery.html. If you open it in a new browser window, you can easily pick out the button numbers you want without leaving Etsy.

When you order, please let me know in the Notes to Seller which ten designs you'd like by listing the item numbers from the gallery (such as #0288), or just describe them. Don't hesitate to convo me if you need clarification about what any of the buttons say or anything else.

*PLEASE BE SURE TO INDICATE WHICH DESIGNS YOU'D LIKE TO GET AND WHICH BACKINGS YOU WANT ON EACH OF THEM. IF YOU DON'T SPECIFY BACKINGS, I'LL MAKE THEM ALL PIN-BACKS, BECAUSE I'M LAZY AND THOSE ARE THE EASIEST. =)

Choose 6 - 1-inch Buttons - mix and match pin-back, zipper-pull, magnet, and lapel pin

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 00:26:09 -0400

I'm So Adjective - button as magnet, pinback, zipper-pull, or lapel pin

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:57:13 -0400

$2.00
Do you have that certain je ne sais quois? Is it hard to find words that describe your awesomeness? Do you have a tyrant-like command over the English language?

Then share your superiority with this button.

It's 1" in diameter. It's light purple with a subtle swirl pattern. And the text says very concisely, "I'm so adjective, I verb nouns."

Buy this button and be a walking grammar lesson.

Buying more than one button? Check out the Buying Multiple Buttons section.

*If you don't specify in the Notes-to-Seller whether you want a pin-back, magnet, zipper-pull, or lapel pin, I'll give you the pin-back.*

*I combine shipping, so buy some more!*

*Dinosaur not included*

Yellow Dog on Blue - button as magnet, pinback, zipper-pull, or lapel pin

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:56:30 -0400

$2.00
Is there a loveable dog-shaped saliva creature in your life? Maybe a yellow lab, or a golden retriever?

Then you need a button that shows such a dog in a rare moment of stillness, right between dropping the tennis ball and lunging for it again once your hand is in range.

It's 1" in diameter. It's an original drawing of a yellow dog with a tennis ball. The background is a brilliant blue.

Buy this button and share your love for the yellow dog.

Buying more than one button? Check out the Buying Multiple Buttons section.

*If you don't specify in the Notes-to-Seller whether you want a pin-back, magnet, zipper pull, or lapel pin, I'll give you the pin-back.*

*I combine shipping, so buy some more!*

*Dinosaur not included*

Save the Boobies - 1 inch button as magnet, pinback, zipper-pull, or lapel pin

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:54:53 -0400

$2.00
Just because it's a serious issue doesn't mean you can't get the word out with a little levity.

Whether you have boobies of your own, or just like the fact that boobies exist, you need this button.

It's 1" in diameter. It's white with a pink ribbon, and the background is also pink. The text says it all: "Save the Boobies." Plus, the text around the upper edge of the button says, "Support Breast Cancer Research & Awareness."

Buy this button and take a walk down mammary lane. (I know, that was really lame, but just try listening to a song that has the word 'memory' in it and not hear 'mammary.')

Buying more than one button? Check out the Buying Multiple Buttons section.

*If you don't specify in the Notes-to-Seller whether you want a pin-back, magnet, zipper-pull, or lapel pin, I'll give you the pin-back.*

*I combine shipping, so buy some more!*

*Dinosaur not included*

Not All Bad Girls - button as magnet, pinback, zipper-pull, or lapel pin

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 17:53:44 -0400

$2.00
Are you tired of all the expectations for naughty girls to wear black? Do you wish you could be taken seriously while still wearing pink, or lavender, or minty green?

Then you need this button.

It's 1" in diameter. It's pink with a subtle swirly design. And the text reminds everyone, "Not all bad girls wear black."

Buy this button and help people understand why you're hitting them.

Buying more than one button? Check out the Buying Multiple Buttons section.

*If you don't specify in the Notes-to-Seller whether you want a pin-back, magnet, zipper-pull, or lapel pin, I'll give you the pin-back.*

*I combine shipping, so buy some more!*

*Dinosaur not included*

Martini on Red - button as magnet, pinback, zipper-pull, or lapel pin

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 17:53:44 -0400

$2.00
Do you like martinis? Are you drawn to their simplicity, the tart flavor, the shape of the glass, or the fast-track to drunknenness? Maybe all four?

Then why not have a button with the same good taste as you?

It's 1" in diameter. It's red with an original drawing of a martini, complete with olive and pimiento. There is no text, because what needs to be said?

Buy this button and take happy hour with you everywhere you go.

Buying more than one button? Check out the Buying Multiple Buttons section.

*If you don't specify in the Notes-to-Seller whether you want a pin-back, magnet, zipper-pull, or lapel pin, I'll give you the pin-back.*

*I combine shipping, so buy some more!*

*Dinosaur not included*

Old School Button - button as magnet, pinback, zipper-pull, or lapel pin

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 17:53:44 -0400

$2.00
Are you torn by the dilemma of the multiple meanings of the word "button"? Do you always wonder if people are talking about buttons, or buttons?

Now, with this button, you can leave all that confusion behind.

It's 1" in diameter. It has an image of a red button (the real button kind of button) with a black border. And the text clears up any doubt by saying, "Old School."

Buy this button and have two buttons in one. If you say button enough times, it starts to sound really weird.

Buying more than one button? Check out the Buying Multiple Buttons section.

*If you don't specify in the Notes-to-Seller whether you want a pin-back, magnet, zipper-pull, or lapel pin, I'll give you the pin-back.*

*I combine shipping, so buy some more!*

*Dinosaur not included*

Grab Bag - 1 inch buttons - Mystery Assortment of 20 pinback buttons for grownups

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 18:01:25 -0400

$12.00
This is a nearly-random selection of 20 buttons. They contain designs about booze and innuendo and other adult (if not mature) topics, so I can't recommend these for your 5-year-old's birthday party. (If you want buttons for the kiddos or the faint of heart, check out the grab bags of G-rated buttons.)

I can't guarantee what's in each grab bag, but you will get a variety of different designs - no two will be the same.

This is a great way to start a collection, spread joy to your friends and neighbors, or decorate your wicked denim jacket. Save some money and let fate choose your button designs.

All buttons in this grab bag are pin-back. Other grab bags may have different backings.

If you know you want lots of buttons, but you want to pick them out, go to the Buying Multiple Buttons section and pick away!

*To see all our available button designs, visit http://www.shortattentionspangirl.com/gallery.html*

Grab Bag - 1 inch buttons - Mystery Assortment of 20 G-rated pinback buttons

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 17:53:51 -0400

$12.00
This is a nearly-random selection of 20 buttons, but only including ones that are safe for children. That means no booze or innuendos. (If you want booze and innuendos, check out the grab bags of buttons for grownups.)

I can't guarantee what's in each grab bag, but you will get a variety of different designs - no two will be the same.

This is a great way to start a collection, reward your kids or students, or decorate your wicked denim jacket. Save some money and let fate choose your button designs.

All buttons in this grab bag are pin-back. Other grab bags may have different backings.

If you know you want lots of buttons, but you want to pick them out, go to the Buying Multiple Buttons section and pick away!

*To see all our available button designs, visit www.shortattentionspangirl.com/gallery.html*

Choose 12 - 1-inch Buttons - mix and match pin-back, zipper-pull, magnet, and lapel pin

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:56:09 -0400

$17.00
This listing is for your choice of any TWELVE of my hundreds of awesome button designs, each with whichever backing you choose. This is a significant savings over buying the buttons individually.

You can get all the same design, all the same backing, or mix and match designs and backings however you like.

I’ve outgrown the 5-photo limit for Etsy listings, so TO SEE ALL OF YOUR BUTTON OPTIONS VISIT MY GALLERY: http://www.shortattentionspangirl.com/gallery.html. If you open it in a new browser window, you can easily pick out the button numbers you want without leaving Etsy.

When you order, please let me know in the Notes to Seller which twelve designs you'd like by listing the item numbers from the gallery (such as #0288), or just describe them. Don't hesitate to convo me if you need clarification about what any of the buttons say or anything else.

*PLEASE BE SURE TO INDICATE WHICH DESIGNS YOU'D LIKE TO GET AND WHICH BACKINGS YOU WANT ON EACH OF THEM. IF YOU DON'T SPECIFY BACKINGS, I'LL MAKE THEM ALL PIN-BACKS, BECAUSE I'M LAZY AND THOSE ARE THE EASIEST. =)