http://TheDammitDollStore.etsy.com Recent listings from TheDammitDollStore. en-us Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:19:05 -0500 Etsy, Inc. 15 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=6754562 <img src="http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_155x125.61600696.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br />Customers can be so demanding, rude and impatient. Didn&#39;t leave a tip after 100 trips to their table? Blame the cook&#39;s mistakes on you? Don&#39;t want to wait their turn? Keep this doll in your apron when it all becomes too much! <br /><br />The doll has a card attached under it&#39;s arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br />Poem inside tag reads as follows:<br />-----------------------------------<br />I am a waitress<br />I am here to serve<br />I do my very best<br />But it gets on my nerves<br /><br />Can I have some ketchup<br />I need mustard too<br />My cup is empty<br />I need some of that too<br /><br />Your order you say<br />Is not made right<br />Blame the cook<br />For this oversight<br /><br />Oh, my word<br />I am so tense<br />Thanks for the tip<br />Not dollars, just cents<br /><br />My feet are sore<br />My back, it hurts<br />I am so tired<br />Of you ungrateful jerks<br /><br />So, I&#39;ll take my doll<br />And choke it in private<br />While I smile at you<br />I&#39;ll just have to hide it!<br />Copyright ©2007 Busy Fingers Crafts<br />Do Not Copy<br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /><br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=6754562 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:03:24 -0500 10.99 http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_155x125.61600696.jpg new 3 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=6995567 <img src="http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_155x125.61600369.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br />The doll has a card attached under it&#39;s arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br />Poem inside tag reads as follows:<br />---------------------------------<br />You drop your line<br />Then you sit and wait<br />Your bobber won&#39;t bob<br />The fish won&#39;t take the bait<br /><br />You switch to a lure<br />And the giant one hits<br />It&#39;s the largest, the biggest,<br />The most beautiful fish<br /><br />When the line snaps and <br />With it goes all your glory<br />I have just what you need <br />For when you tell the story<br /><br />Grab this doll by the neck <br />Whack it, punch it and slam it<br />While jumping up and down<br />Yell Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!!<br />Copyright ©2007 Busy Fingers Crafts<br />Do Not Copy<br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /> <br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=6995567 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:03:24 -0500 10.99 http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_155x125.61600369.jpg new 3 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=6995569 <img src="http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_155x125.61599455.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br />Oh, those little darlings! Be it mom or dad any parent could use one of these!<br /><br />The doll has a card attached under it&#39;s arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br />Poem inside tag reads as follows:<br />---------------------------------<br />You tell them what to do<br />Seems like a hundred times.<br />“I will, I’m gonna,<br />Tell me again, why.”<br /><br />You try to teach them<br />You want them to learn.<br />Oh my goodness<br />Just listen you yearn.<br /><br />This is my job<br />My responsibility.<br />Why must you act up?<br />I never did. No, not me.<br /><br />For the days when<br />Nothing seems to work.<br />Grab this doll and<br />Give it a jerk.<br /><br />Grasp it firmly by the legs,<br />And find a place to slam it.<br />And as you whack the stuffing out<br />Yell, “Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!”<br />Copyright ©2007 Busy Fingers Crafts<br />Do Not Copy<br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /><br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=6995569 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:03:24 -0500 10.99 http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_155x125.61599455.jpg new 3 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=9147393 <img src="http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_155x125.61599231.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br />You&#39;re tired, bloated, achy, crampy and just plain bleck!<br /><br />The doll has a card attached under it&#39;s arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br />Poem inside tag reads as follows:<br />---------------------------------<br />When you’re tired and bloated<br />And feeling real bleck.<br />When your pants won’t zip up<br />And the cramps hurt like heck.<br /><br />When you want to scream<br />Because your mood is real crazy.<br />When people say<br />“Hey, Take it easy!”<br /><br />When you want to climb the wall,<br />And throw something about<br />Here&#39;s a little Dammit doll<br />You cannot do without.<br /><br />Just grasp it firmly by the legs,<br />And find a place to slam it.<br />And as you whack the stuffing out<br />Yell Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!<br />Copyright © 2007 Busy Fingers Crafts<br />Do Not Copy<br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /> <br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=9147393 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:03:24 -0500 10.99 http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_155x125.61599231.jpg new 3 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=9147482 <img src="http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_155x125.61599055.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br />The doll has a card attached under it&#39;s arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br />Poem inside tag reads as follows:<br />---------------------------------<br />So you’ve decided to quit<br />And it’s gonna be tough.<br />But you’re going to do it<br />You’ve had enough!<br /><br />When you want to climb the wall,<br />And stand right up and shout.<br />There&#39;s a little Dammit Doll<br />You cannot do without.<br /><br />Just grasp it firmly by the legs,<br />And find a place to slam it.<br />And as you whack the stuffing out<br />Yell, “Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!”<br /><br />If Dammit&#39;s not a word you say<br />Then twist its little neck<br />And grumble out repeatedly<br />“Oh Heck, Oh Heck, Oh Heck!”<br />Copyright © 2007 Busy Fingers Crafts<br />Do Not Copy<br /><br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /> <br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=9147482 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:03:24 -0500 10.99 http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_155x125.61599055.jpg new 2 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=28372386 <img src="http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_155x125.81865439.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br />The doll has a card attached under its arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br />You’ve tilled the dirt<br />And planted the seeds<br />Fertilized the soil<br />And pulled all the weeds<br /><br />But the sun won’t come out<br />And the rain won’t come down<br />The seeds they won’t grow<br />Not a sprout can be found<br /><br />When nothing will grow<br />And you want to scream and shout<br />Here&#39;s a little Dammit Doll<br />You cannot do without.<br /><br />Just grasp it firmly by the legs,<br />And find a place to slam it.<br />And as you whack the stuffing out<br />Yell, “Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!”<br />Copyright © 2009 Busy Fingers Crafts<br />Do Not Copy<br /><br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /><br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=28372386 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:03:23 -0500 10.99 http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_155x125.81865439.jpg new 3 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=13506134 <img src="http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_155x125.61597903.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br />The doll has a card attached under its arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br />When you want to climb the wall,<br />And stand right up and shout.<br />There&#39;s a little Dammit Doll<br />You cannot do without.<br /><br />Just grasp it firmly by the legs,<br />And find a place to slam it.<br />And as you whack the stuffing out<br />Yell, “Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!”<br /><br />If Dammit’s not a word you say<br />Then twist its little neck<br />And grumble out repeatedly<br />“Oh Heck, Oh Heck, Oh Heck!”<br /><br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /> <br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=13506134 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:03:23 -0500 10.99 http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_155x125.61597903.jpg new 3 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=13505944 <img src="http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_155x125.61597748.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br />The doll has a card attached under its arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br />When you want to climb the wall,<br />And stand right up and shout.<br />There&#39;s a little Dammit Doll<br />You cannot do without.<br /><br />Just grasp it firmly by the legs,<br />And find a place to slam it.<br />And as you whack the stuffing out<br />Yell, “Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!”<br /><br />If Dammit’s not a word you say<br />Then twist its little neck<br />And grumble out repeatedly<br />“Oh Heck, Oh Heck, Oh Heck!”<br /><br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /><br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=13505944 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:03:23 -0500 10.99 http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_155x125.61597748.jpg new 3 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=9147599 <img src="http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_155x125.61598929.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br />The doll has a card attached under it&#39;s arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br />Poem inside tag reads as follows:<br />---------------------------------<br />When you want to climb the wall,<br />And stand right up and shout.<br />There&#39;s a little Dammit Doll<br />You cannot do without.<br /><br />Just grasp it firmly by the legs,<br />And find a place to slam it.<br />And as you whack the stuffing out<br />Yell, “Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!”<br /><br />If Dammit&#39;s not a word you say<br />Then twist its little neck<br />And grumble out repeatedly<br />“Oh Heck, Oh Heck, Oh Heck!”<br />Copyright © 2007 Busy Fingers Crafts<br />Do Not Copy<br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /> <br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=9147599 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:03:00 -0500 10.99 http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_155x125.61598929.jpg new 3 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=9147714 <img src="http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_155x125.61598831.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br />Perfect for the sports nut! Football? Soccer? Basketball? Baseball? Golf? Tennis? This one covers them all!<br /><br />The doll has a card attached under it&#39;s arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br />Poem inside tag reads as follows:<br />---------------------------------<br />When the referee keeps<br />Making really bad calls.<br />When you want to shout<br />And hit the wall.<br /><br />Don’t throw your beer<br />Or toss pretzels about.<br />Here’s a little Dammit Doll<br />You cannot do without.<br /><br />Just grasp it firmly by the legs<br />And find a place to slam it.<br />As you knock the stuffing out<br />Yell, &#39;Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!&#39;<br />Copyright © 2007 Busy Fingers Crafts<br />Do Not Copy<br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /><br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=9147714 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:03:00 -0500 10.99 http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_155x125.61598831.jpg new 3 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=12230230 <img src="http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_155x125.61598699.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br />The doll has a card attached under its arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br />When you want to climb the wall, <br />And stand right up and shout. <br />There&#39;s a little Dammit doll <br />You cannot do without. <br /><br />Just grasp it firmly by the legs, <br />And find a place to slam it. <br />And as you whack the stuffing out <br />Yell Dammit, Dammit, Dammit! <br /><br />If Dammit&#39;s not a word you say <br />Then twist its little neck <br />And grumble out repeatedly <br />Oh Heck, Oh Heck, Oh Heck! <br /><br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /><br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=12230230 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:03:00 -0500 10.99 http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_155x125.61598699.jpg new 3 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=12230383 <img src="http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_155x125.61598574.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br />The doll has a card attached under its arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br />When you want to climb the wall, <br />And stand right up and shout. <br />There&#39;s a little Dammit doll <br />You cannot do without. <br /><br />Just grasp it firmly by the legs, <br />And find a place to slam it. <br />And as you whack the stuffing out <br />Yell Dammit, Dammit, Dammit! <br /><br />If Dammit&#39;s not a word you say <br />Then twist its little neck <br />And grumble out repeatedly <br />Oh Heck, Oh Heck, Oh Heck! <br /><br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /><br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=12230383 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:02:59 -0500 10.99 http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_155x125.61598574.jpg new 3 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=17151949 <img src="http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_155x125.61598299.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />Handmade Patient Dammit Doll (9&quot; Tall)<br /><br />Male or Female? Doctor or Nurse? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br />The Patient/Doctor doll has a card attached under its arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br /><br />When something is wrong<br />But what you’re not sure<br />You go to the doctor<br />To find a cure<br /><br />He pokes and prods<br />And runs some tests<br />Then you get the bill<br />Oh surely he jests<br /><br />I should have been a doctor<br />You’ll cuss and shout,<br />So here’s a little Dammit Doll<br />You cannot do without<br /><br />Just grasp it firmly by the legs,<br />And find a place to slam it.<br />And as you whack the stuffing out<br />Yell, “Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!”<br />Copyright © 2008 Busy Fingers Crafts<br />Do Not Copy<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />The Patient/Nurse doll has a card attached under its arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br />You’re laying in bed<br />Not feeling good<br />Here comes the nurse<br />Like you knew she would<br /><br />Your pulse your blood pressure<br />And that damn thermometer<br />Why can’t once a day<br />Be enough for her<br /><br />So next time she comes in<br />Just turn yourself about,<br />And grab this little Dammit Doll<br />You cannot do without<br /><br />Just grasp it firmly by the legs,<br />And find a place to slam it.<br />And as you whack the stuffing out<br />Yell, “Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!”<br />Copyright © 2008 Busy Fingers Crafts<br />Do Not Copy<br /><br /><br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /><br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=17151949 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:02:59 -0500 10.99 http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_155x125.61598299.jpg new 3 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=17637372 <img src="http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_155x125.61598067.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br />Poem inside tag reads as follows:<br />------------------------------------<br />When you want to climb the wall, <br />And stand right up and shout. <br />There&#39;s a little Dammit doll <br />You cannot do without. <br /><br />Just grasp it firmly by the legs, <br />And find a place to slam it. <br />And as you whack the stuffing out <br />Yell Dammit, Dammit, Dammit! <br /><br />If Dammit&#39;s not a word you say <br />Then twist its little neck <br />And grumble out repeatedly <br />Oh Heck, Oh Heck, Oh Heck! <br /><br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /><br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store <br /> http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=17637372 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:02:59 -0500 10.99 http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_155x125.61598067.jpg new 3 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=7939428 <img src="http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_155x125.61597214.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br />As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br />What do you get the person who has everything? A Dammit Doll!<br /><br /><br />The doll has a card attached under its arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br />When you want to climb the wall, <br />And stand right up and shout. <br />There&#39;s a little Dammit doll <br />You cannot do without. <br /><br />Just grasp it firmly by the legs, <br />And find a place to slam it. <br />And as you whack the stuffing out <br />Yell Dammit, Dammit, Dammit! <br /><br />If Dammit&#39;s not a word you say <br />Then twist its little neck <br />And grumble out repeatedly <br />Oh Heck, Oh Heck, Oh Heck! <br /><br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /><br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=7939428 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:02:59 -0500 10.99 http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_155x125.61597214.jpg new 3 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=6754395 <img src="http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_155x125.61596641.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br />The doll has a card attached under it&#39;s arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br />Poem inside tag reads as follows:<br />----------------------------------<br />You&#39;re in your car<br />Just driving along<br />The radio&#39;s tuned in<br />Playing your favorite song<br /><br />Someone cuts you off<br />Or just won&#39;t let you through<br />You call them every name in the book<br />Some you didn&#39;t know you knew<br /><br />You&#39;ve got yourself some road rage<br />Of this I have no doubt<br />So here&#39;s a little Dammit doll <br />You cannot do without. <br /><br />Grasp it firmly by the legs<br />On the dashboard you should slam it<br />And as you whack the stuffing out<br />Yell &quot;Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!&quot;<br />Copyright © 2008 Busy Fingers Crafts<br />Do Not Copy<br /><br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /> <br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=6754395 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:02:59 -0500 10.99 http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_155x125.61596641.jpg new 3 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=6754361 <img src="http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_155x125.61596542.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br />Ever want to strangle your other half? Well, here’s a great substitute! Best of all the doll can’t argue so you will always be right! <br /><br />The doll has a card attached under it&#39;s arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br />Poem inside tag reads as follows:<br />-----------------------------------<br />You love your mate<br />So much it hurts<br />But there are times<br />When they act like jerks<br /><br />So when you want to climb the wall, <br />And stand right up and shout. <br />There&#39;s a little Dammit doll <br />You cannot do without. <br /><br />Just grasp it firmly by the legs, <br />And find a place to slam it. <br />And as you whack the stuffing out <br />Yell Dammit, Dammit, Dammit! <br />Copyright ©2006 Busy Fingers Crafts<br />Do Not Copy<br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /><br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=6754361 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:02:59 -0500 10.99 http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_155x125.61596542.jpg new 3 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=6754231 <img src="http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_155x125.61596401.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br />Ever seen a hunter miss a shot? Then you know why they could use one of these. Why a buddy and not a doll?? Because we all know &quot;real men&quot; don&#39;t play with dolls! <br /><br />The doll has a card attached under it&#39;s arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br />Poem inside tag reads as follows:<br />----------------------------------<br />Up early in the morning<br />Before the sun will rise.<br />You pile on the clothes<br />You&#39;re out to get a prize.<br /><br />You walk, you hike, and climb<br />Until you find a spot.<br />Then you sit so silently <br />Waiting for your shot.<br /><br />The prize arrives. You hold your breath<br />That game is in your sight. <br />You make your move It misses him. <br />He makes a hasty flight.<br /><br />When this happens, and it will<br />You&#39;ll want to throw a fit.<br />So slam this Hunter&#39;s Buddy and yell<br />“Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!”<br />Copyright ©2005 Busy Fingers Crafts<br />Do Not Copy<br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /><br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=6754231 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:02:59 -0500 10.99 http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_155x125.61596401.jpg new 3 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=6742727 <img src="http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_155x125.61596143.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br />We all know how hard it is to diet. This cutie has a cookie covered pattern and an encouraging poem. She will help you win the fight! <br /><br />The doll has a card attached under it&#39;s arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br />Poem inside tag reads as follows:<br />---------------------------------<br />It starts with good intentions<br />I’m really gonna do it<br />Monday is the day<br />I will start another diet<br /><br />My waistline has grown large<br />So from here on out<br />Temptation is my enemy<br />Of this I have no doubt<br /><br />It’s always just so hard<br />No candy, pizza, cake<br />All my strength & willpower<br />It will be all that I can take<br /><br />So from here on out, everyday<br />I’ll be eating like a rabbit<br />To ease my stress I’ll choke this doll<br />While yelling Dammit, Dammit!!<br />Copyright ©2004 Busy Fingers Crafts<br />Do Not Copy<br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /><br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=6742727 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:02:59 -0500 10.99 http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_155x125.61596143.jpg new 3 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=19053294 <img src="http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_155x125.61595893.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Democrat or republican? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br /><br />Poem inside tag reads as follows:<br />------------------------------------<br />When you want to climb the wall, <br />And stand right up and shout. <br />There&#39;s a little Dammit doll <br />You cannot do without. <br /><br />Just grasp it firmly by the legs, <br />And find a place to slam it. <br />And as you whack the stuffing out <br />Yell Dammit, Dammit, Dammit! <br /><br />If Dammit&#39;s not a word you say <br />Then twist its little neck <br />And grumble out repeatedly <br />Oh Heck, Oh Heck, Oh Heck! <br /><br /><br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /><br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store <br /><br /> http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=19053294 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:02:59 -0500 10.99 http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_155x125.61595893.jpg new 3 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=19053348 <img src="http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_155x125.61595766.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br /><br />Poem inside tag reads as follows:<br />------------------------------------<br /><br />When you want to climb the wall, <br />And stand right up and shout. <br />There&#39;s a little Dammit doll <br />You cannot do without. <br /><br />Just grasp it firmly by the legs, <br />And find a place to slam it. <br />And as you whack the stuffing out <br />Yell Dammit, Dammit, Dammit! <br /><br />If Dammit&#39;s not a word you say <br />Then twist its little neck <br />And grumble out repeatedly <br />Oh Heck, Oh Heck, Oh Heck! <br /><br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /><br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=19053348 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:02:59 -0500 10.99 http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_155x125.61595766.jpg new 3 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=22011462 <img src="http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_155x125.61595673.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> Description <br />As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br /><br />Poem inside tag reads as follows:<br />------------------------------------<br />Driving the school bus<br />Very large and yellow<br />Full of kids screaming<br />It’s hard to stay mellow<br /><br />Yelling and screeching<br />And bouncing up and down<br />It seems like the bus<br />Is full of class clowns<br /><br />Your nerves are shot<br />Your patience run thin<br />You’re full of stress<br />Your head is spins<br /><br />So when you want<br />To gather them up<br />And scream back at them<br />To just shut up<br /><br />Grasp this doll by the legs,<br />And find a place to slam it.<br />And as you whack the stuffing out<br />Yell, “Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!”<br />Copyright © 2008 Busy Fingers Crafts<br />Do Not Copy<br /><br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /><br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store <br /> http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=22011462 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:02:59 -0500 10.99 http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_155x125.61595673.jpg new 3 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=22011930 <img src="http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_155x125.61595527.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br /><br />Poem inside tag reads as follows:<br />------------------------------------<br />When you see the frozen screen<br />And your memory is low<br />When you move the mouse<br />And the cursor refuses to go<br /><br />For times you can&#39;t reboot<br />And have to just restart<br />For information lost<br />And files that fall apart<br /><br />Here&#39;s a little stress release<br />That might help keep you sane<br />Squeeze, and curse and throw it<br />As you start from scratch again!!<br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /><br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store <br /> http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=22011930 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:02:58 -0500 10.99 http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_155x125.61595527.jpg new 3 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=22012179 <img src="http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_155x125.61595186.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br /><br />Poem inside tag reads as follows:<br />------------------------------------<br />For those nights you flip and flop<br />And just can’t fall asleep.<br />When you have tried everything<br />And are sick of counting sheep.<br /><br />As you get up and down<br />And in and out of bed<br />Grab this little Dammit Doll<br />Around it’s little head.<br /><br />Grasp it firmly and hold it tight<br />And find a place to slam it.<br />And as you whack the stuffing out<br />Yell, “Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!”<br />Copyright © 2009 Busy Fingers Crafts<br />Do Not Copy<br /><br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /> <br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store <br /> http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=22012179 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:02:58 -0500 10.99 http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_155x125.61595186.jpg new 3 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=22012389 <img src="http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_155x125.61595025.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />9&quot; Tall<br /><br />The doll that started it all!! Can&#39;t find a doll that&#39;s just right? Get one of these!! The original will cover any need.<br /><br />The doll has a card attached under it&#39;s arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br />Poem inside tag reads as follows:<br />---------------------------------<br />When you want to climb the wall, <br />And stand right up and shout. <br />There&#39;s a little Dammit doll <br />You cannot do without. <br /><br />Just grasp it firmly by the legs, <br />And find a place to slam it. <br />And as you whack the stuffing out <br />Yell Dammit, Dammit, Dammit! <br /><br />If Dammit&#39;s not a word you say <br />Then twist its little neck <br />And grumble out repeatedly <br />Oh Heck, Oh Heck, Oh Heck! <br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /><br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=22012389 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:02:58 -0500 10.99 http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_155x125.61595025.jpg new 2 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34997543 <img src="http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_155x125.104144491.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br />Perfect for the sports nut! Football? Soccer? Basketball? Baseball? Golf? Tennis? This one covers them all!<br /><br />The doll has a card attached under it&#39;s arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br />Poem inside tag reads as follows:<br />-----------------------------------<br />When the referee keeps<br />Making really bad calls.<br />When you want to shout<br />And hit the wall.<br /><br />Don’t throw your beer<br />Or toss pretzels about.<br />Here’s a little Dammit Doll<br />You cannot do without.<br /><br />Just grasp it firmly by the legs<br />And find a place to slam it.<br />As you knock the stuffing out<br />Yell, &#39;Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!&#39;<br />Copyright ©2006 Busy Fingers Crafts<br />Do Not Copy<br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /> <br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34997543 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:00:28 -0500 10.99 http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_155x125.104144491.jpg new 4 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34997511 <img src="http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_155x125.104144390.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br />Oh, those 18 holes and all that green is bound to tick you off! Bring one of these, release that tension and keep your game on par.<br /><br />The doll has a card attached under it&#39;s arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br />Poem inside tag reads as follows:<br />----------------------------------<br />When you want to climb the wall, <br />And stand right up and shout. <br />There&#39;s a little Dammit doll <br />You cannot do without. <br /><br />Just grasp it firmly by the legs, <br />And find a place to slam it. <br />And as you whack the stuffing out <br />Yell Dammit, Dammit, Dammit! <br /><br />If Dammit&#39;s not a word you say <br />Then twist its little neck <br />And grumble out repeatedly <br />Oh Heck, Oh Heck, Oh Heck! <br /><br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /><br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34997511 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:59:55 -0500 10.99 http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_155x125.104144390.jpg new 4 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34997426 <img src="http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_155x125.104144132.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br />Patients or Patience?! When your patience runs out use this doll to get it back. She is sure to keep you sane!<br /><br />The doll has a card attached under it&#39;s arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br />Poem inside tag reads as follows:<br />--------------------------------<br />A Nurse does so many things<br />She&#39;s helpful as can be.<br />She has so many things to do<br />And does them happily.<br /><br />Sometimes things don&#39;t go right<br />It&#39;s hard to crack a smile<br />Still she has to be polite<br />And go that extra mile.<br /><br />When days like that come around<br />This little doll should do the trick.<br />After she has come unwound<br />To get back to helping the sick.<br /><br />Just give her this little doll to hold<br />She can take it, slam it, and ram it.<br />All the while she should yell<br />“Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!”<br />Copyright ©2001 Busy Fingers Crafts<br />Do Not Copy<br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /><br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34997426 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:58:54 -0500 10.99 http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_155x125.104144132.jpg new 4 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34344217 <img src="http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_155x125.101933342.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br /><br />The doll has a card attached under its arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br />When you want to climb the wall, <br />And stand right up and shout. <br />There&#39;s a little Dammit doll <br />You cannot do without. <br /><br />Just grasp it firmly by the legs, <br />And find a place to slam it. <br />And as you whack the stuffing out <br />Yell Dammit, Dammit, Dammit! <br /><br />If Dammit&#39;s not a word you say <br />Then twist its little neck <br />And grumble out repeatedly <br />Oh Heck, Oh Heck, Oh Heck! <br /><br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /><br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34344217 Thu, 12 Nov 2009 11:33:01 -0500 10.99 http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_155x125.101933342.jpg new 3 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34344169 <img src="http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_155x125.101933233.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br />The doll has a card attached under its arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br />When you want to climb the wall, <br />And stand right up and shout. <br />There&#39;s a little Dammit doll <br />You cannot do without. <br /><br />Just grasp it firmly by the legs, <br />And find a place to slam it. <br />And as you whack the stuffing out <br />Yell Dammit, Dammit, Dammit! <br /><br />If Dammit&#39;s not a word you say <br />Then twist its little neck <br />And grumble out repeatedly <br />Oh Heck, Oh Heck, Oh Heck! <br /><br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /><br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34344169 Thu, 12 Nov 2009 11:32:24 -0500 10.99 http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_155x125.101933233.jpg new 2 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34343969 <img src="http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_155x125.101932594.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br /><br />The doll has a card attached under its arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br />When you want to climb the wall, <br />And stand right up and shout. <br />There&#39;s a little Dammit doll <br />You cannot do without. <br /><br />Just grasp it firmly by the legs, <br />And find a place to slam it. <br />And as you whack the stuffing out <br />Yell Dammit, Dammit, Dammit! <br /><br />If Dammit&#39;s not a word you say <br />Then twist its little neck <br />And grumble out repeatedly <br />Oh Heck, Oh Heck, Oh Heck! <br /><br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /><br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34343969 Thu, 12 Nov 2009 11:29:26 -0500 10.99 http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_155x125.101932594.jpg new 2 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32604625 <img src="http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_155x125.96069881.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />9&quot; Tall<br /><br />The doll that started it all!! Can&#39;t find a doll that&#39;s just right? Get one of these!! The original will cover any need.<br /><br />The doll has a card attached under it&#39;s arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br />Poem inside tag reads as follows:<br />---------------------------------<br />When you want to climb the wall, <br />And stand right up and shout. <br />There&#39;s a little Dammit doll <br />You cannot do without. <br /><br />Just grasp it firmly by the legs, <br />And find a place to slam it. <br />And as you whack the stuffing out <br />Yell Dammit, Dammit, Dammit! <br /><br />If Dammit&#39;s not a word you say <br />Then twist its little neck <br />And grumble out repeatedly <br />Oh Heck, Oh Heck, Oh Heck! <br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /><br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32604625 Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:35:29 -0400 10.99 http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_155x125.96069881.jpg new 3 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32604575 <img src="http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_155x125.96069709.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br />The doll has a card attached under its arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br />You’re another year older<br />No need to get blue.<br />Smile and have fun<br />It’s all up to you.<br /><br />If you don’t want to celebrate<br />With candles and a cake.<br />Here’s a little Dammit Doll<br />A good hold you should take.<br /><br />Just grasp it firmly by the legs,<br />And find a place to slam it.<br />And as you whack the stuffing out<br />Yell, “Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!”<br /><br />No matter how you feel<br />No matter what you do.<br />I wanted to be sure to say<br />“Happy Birthday to you”!<br />Copyright © 2007 Busy Fingers Crafts<br />Do Not Copy<br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /><br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32604575 Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:34:42 -0400 10.99 http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_155x125.96069709.jpg new 4 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32604531 <img src="http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_155x125.96069539.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br /><br />Poem inside tag reads as follows:<br />------------------------------------<br />Standing on your feet all day<br />You wash, you rinse and snip<br />Lot’s of curlers and bobby pins<br />And little foil strips<br /><br />Customers think they know it all<br />Telling you what to do<br />You want to hold them under water<br />And drown them in shampoo<br /><br />They say a cut but mean a trim<br />You’re supposed to read their minds<br />You work hard do what they ask<br />But a tip they don’t leave behind<br /><br />So when you want to climb the wall,<br />And stand right up and shout.<br />Here&#39;s a little Dammit Doll<br />You cannot do without.<br /><br />Just grasp it firmly by the legs,<br />And find a place to slam it.<br />And as you whack the stuffing out<br />Yell, “Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!”<br />Copyright © 2008 Busy Fingers Crafts<br />Do Not Copy<br /><br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /> <br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store <br /> http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32604531 Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:33:48 -0400 10.99 http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_155x125.96069539.jpg new 2 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=31864633 <img src="http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_155x125.93587035.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br />The doll has a card attached under it&#39;s arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br />Poem inside tag reads as follows:<br />---------------------------------<br />Number after number<br />You only have one to go.<br />And then it happens loud & clear<br />Someone yells &quot;Bingo”!<br /><br />You want to throw your dabber<br />Jump up and down and shout.<br />So here&#39;s a little Dammit Doll<br />You cannot do without<br /><br />Just grasp it firmly by the legs,<br />And find a place to slam it.<br />And as you whack the stuffing out<br />Yell ‘Dammit, Dammit, Dammit’!<br />Copyright ©2005 Busy Fingers Crafts<br />Do Not Copy<br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /><br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=31864633 Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:26:23 -0400 10.99 http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_155x125.93587035.jpg new 3 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=15325383 <img src="http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_155x125.61601361.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br />The doll has a card attached under its arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br />You&#39;re a tax preparer. <br />It&#39;s what you do.<br />Folks confusion is <br />nothing new.<br /><br />This from for this <br />this form for that.<br />All those questions <br />you need to ask.<br /><br />Deductions, deductions <br />is what they&#39;re looking for.<br />That&#39;s not enough<br />Save me some more!<br /><br />So when you want to climb the wall,<br />And stand right up and shout.<br />Here&#39;s a little Dammit Doll<br />You cannot do without.<br /><br />Just grasp it firmly by the legs,<br />And find a place to slam it.<br />And as you whack the stuffing out<br />Yell, “Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!”<br />Copyright © 2007 Busy Fingers Crafts<br />Do Not Copy<br /><br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /> <br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=15325383 Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:23:56 -0400 10.99 http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_155x125.61601361.jpg new 3 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=15325190 <img src="http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_155x125.61601219.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br /><br />The doll has a card attached under its arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br />It&#39;s tax time again<br />What will you do?<br />Should you do it yourself<br />or pay someone to?<br /><br />Forms and questions, <br />You&#39;ll shake your head.<br />This time of year<br />Is the time you dread.<br /><br />You need some deductions <br />and you need them now.<br />The government thinks <br />You&#39;re it&#39;s private cash cow!<br /><br />So when you want to climb the wall,<br />And stand right up and shout.<br />Here&#39;s a little Dammit Doll<br />You cannot do without.<br /><br />Just grasp it firmly by the legs,<br />And find a place to slam it.<br />And as you whack the stuffing out<br />Yell, “Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!”<br />Copyright © 2007 Busy Fingers Crafts<br />Do Not Copy<br /><br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /> <br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=15325190 Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:23:55 -0400 10.99 http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_155x125.61601219.jpg new 3 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30703875 <img src="http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_155x125.89695034.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />9&quot; Tall<br /><br />The doll that started it all!! Can&#39;t find a doll that&#39;s just right? Get one of these!! The original will cover any need.<br /><br />The doll has a card attached under it&#39;s arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br />Poem inside tag reads as follows:<br />---------------------------------<br />When you want to climb the wall, <br />And stand right up and shout. <br />There&#39;s a little Dammit doll <br />You cannot do without. <br /><br />Just grasp it firmly by the legs, <br />And find a place to slam it. <br />And as you whack the stuffing out <br />Yell Dammit, Dammit, Dammit! <br /><br />If Dammit&#39;s not a word you say <br />Then twist its little neck <br />And grumble out repeatedly <br />Oh Heck, Oh Heck, Oh Heck! <br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /><br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30703875 Thu, 10 Sep 2009 12:06:26 -0400 10.99 http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_155x125.89695034.jpg new 2 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30703808 <img src="http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_155x125.89694813.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />9&quot; Tall<br /><br />The doll that started it all!! Can&#39;t find a doll that&#39;s just right? Get one of these!! The original will cover any need.<br /><br />The doll has a card attached under it&#39;s arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br />Poem inside tag reads as follows:<br />---------------------------------<br />When you want to climb the wall, <br />And stand right up and shout. <br />There&#39;s a little Dammit doll <br />You cannot do without. <br /><br />Just grasp it firmly by the legs, <br />And find a place to slam it. <br />And as you whack the stuffing out <br />Yell Dammit, Dammit, Dammit! <br /><br />If Dammit&#39;s not a word you say <br />Then twist its little neck <br />And grumble out repeatedly <br />Oh Heck, Oh Heck, Oh Heck! <br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /><br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30703808 Thu, 10 Sep 2009 12:05:29 -0400 10.99 http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_155x125.89694813.jpg new 4 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=8029902 <img src="http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_155x125.44345979.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> Special Price for a limited time only. <br /><br />As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br />The doll has a card attached under its arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br />Christmas is here<br />And boy is it hard.<br />Buying those presents<br />And mailing those cards.<br /><br />Wrapping and ribbons<br />Decisions to make.<br />Your wallet is empty<br />How much more can you take?<br /><br />For the times you<br />Want to scream and shout.<br />Here’s a little stress reliever<br />You should not be without.<br /><br />Just grasp it firmly by the legs,<br />And find a place to slam it.<br />And as you whack the stuffing out<br />Yell, “Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!”<br />Copyright 2007 Busy Fingers Crafts<br />DO NOT COPY!<br /><br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /><br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=8029902 Thu, 10 Sep 2009 12:01:12 -0400 10.99 http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_155x125.44345979.jpg new 10 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30703476 <img src="http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_155x125.89693660.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br />We all know how those slot machines can be. Take it out on this doll instead of the machine. It may even bring you luck!<br /><br />The doll has a card attached under it&#39;s arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br />Poem inside tag reads as follows:<br />---------------------------------<br />The casino is a<br />Fascinating place<br />Lot’s of machines<br />Fill every space<br /><br />Your money goes in<br />You can’t win a buck<br />When it pays out<br />It’s nothing but luck<br /><br />When your temper flares<br />And you just can&#39;t stand it<br />Beat on this doll<br />While yelling Dammit! Dammit!<br /><br />But when you win<br />Treat it with care<br />For maybe your luck<br />Was because it was there!<br />Copyright ©2005 Busy Fingers Crafts<br />Do Not Copy<br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /><br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30703476 Thu, 10 Sep 2009 11:59:14 -0400 10.99 http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_155x125.89693660.jpg new 3 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30703300 <img src="http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_155x125.89693074.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br /><br />The doll has a card attached under its arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br />When you want to climb the wall, <br />And stand right up and shout. <br />There&#39;s a little Dammit doll <br />You cannot do without. <br /><br />Just grasp it firmly by the legs, <br />And find a place to slam it. <br />And as you whack the stuffing out <br />Yell Dammit, Dammit, Dammit! <br /><br />If Dammit&#39;s not a word you say <br />Then twist its little neck <br />And grumble out repeatedly <br />Oh Heck, Oh Heck, Oh Heck! <br /><br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /><br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30703300 Thu, 10 Sep 2009 11:56:11 -0400 10.99 http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_155x125.89693074.jpg new 3 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30703194 <img src="http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_155x125.89692765.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br />Poem inside tag reads as follows:<br />--------------------------------<br />You earned the degree<br />You’re a doctor now<br />To do no harm<br />is your vow<br /><br />But when the nurses call<br />In the middle of the night<br />It can drive you crazy<br />And make your nerves tight<br /><br />The family&#39;s on the phone<br />Telling you what to do<br />The patient wants more drugs <br />You want to come unglued<br /><br />So when you’ve had enough<br />And want to cuss and shout<br />Here’s a little Dammit Doll<br />You cannot do without<br /><br />Just grasp it firmly by the legs,<br />And find a place to slam it.<br />And as you whack the stuffing out<br />Yell, “Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!”<br />Copyright © 2008 Busy Fingers Crafts<br />Do Not Copy<br /><br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /><br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30703194 Thu, 10 Sep 2009 11:54:01 -0400 10.99 http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_155x125.89692765.jpg new 3 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30703081 <img src="http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_155x125.89692410.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br />The doll has a card attached under its arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br />When you want to climb the wall, <br />And stand right up and shout. <br />There&#39;s a little Dammit doll <br />You cannot do without. <br /><br />Just grasp it firmly by the legs, <br />And find a place to slam it. <br />And as you whack the stuffing out<br />Yell Dammit, Dammit, Dammit! <br /><br />If Dammit&#39;s not a word you say <br />Then twist its little neck <br />And grumble out repeatedly <br />Oh Heck, Oh Heck, Oh Heck! <br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /> <br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30703081 Thu, 10 Sep 2009 11:52:44 -0400 10.99 http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_155x125.89692410.jpg new 3 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30702908 <img src="http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_155x125.89691804.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br />The doll has a card attached under its arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br />When you want to climb the wall, <br />And stand right up and shout. <br />There&#39;s a little Dammit doll <br />You cannot do without. <br /><br />Just grasp it firmly by the legs, <br />And find a place to slam it. <br />And as you whack the stuffing out <br />Yell Dammit, Dammit, Dammit! <br /><br />If Dammit&#39;s not a word you say <br />Then twist its little neck <br />And grumble out repeatedly <br />Oh Heck, Oh Heck, Oh Heck! <br /><br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /><br /><br />Shipping cost is $3.50 and $1 more for each additional. <br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30702908 Thu, 10 Sep 2009 11:48:25 -0400 10.99 http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_155x125.89691804.jpg new 2 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30702849 <img src="http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_155x125.89691642.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />9&quot; Tall<br /><br />The doll that started it all!! Can&#39;t find a doll that&#39;s just right? Get one of these!! The original will cover any need.<br /><br />The doll has a card attached under it&#39;s arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br />Poem inside tag reads as follows:<br />---------------------------------<br />When you want to climb the wall, <br />And stand right up and shout. <br />There&#39;s a little Dammit doll <br />You cannot do without. <br /><br />Just grasp it firmly by the legs, <br />And find a place to slam it. <br />And as you whack the stuffing out <br />Yell Dammit, Dammit, Dammit! <br /><br />If Dammit&#39;s not a word you say <br />Then twist its little neck <br />And grumble out repeatedly <br />Oh Heck, Oh Heck, Oh Heck! <br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /><br /><br />Shipping cost is $3.50 and $1 more for each additional. <br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30702849 Thu, 10 Sep 2009 11:47:00 -0400 10.99 http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_155x125.89691642.jpg new 3 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30702784 <img src="http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_155x125.89691395.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br />The doll has a card attached under it&#39;s arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br />Poem inside tag reads as follows:<br />--------------------------------------<br />When you’re feeling angry<br />And you just need to vent.<br />When your body is tired<br />And your mind is spent.<br /><br />When you want to climb the wall,<br />And stand right up and shout.<br />There&#39;s a little Dammit Doll<br />You cannot do without.<br /><br />Just grasp it firmly by the legs,<br />And find a place to slam it.<br />And as you whack the stuffing out<br />Yell, “Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!”<br /><br />If Dammit&#39;s not a word you say<br />Then twist its little neck<br />And grumble out repeatedly<br />“Oh Heck, Oh Heck, Oh Heck!”<br />Copyright ©2007 Busy Fingers Crafts<br />Do Not Copy<br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /> <br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30702784 Thu, 10 Sep 2009 11:45:36 -0400 10.99 http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_155x125.89691395.jpg new 9 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30702735 <img src="http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_155x125.89691241.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br />The doll has a card attached under it&#39;s arm with the poem below inside.<br /><br />Poem inside tag reads as follows:<br />---------------------------------<br />A teacher does so many things<br />To make a child&#39;s future bright.<br />Years of school and patience<br />To get the job done right.<br /><br />The days are filled with joy<br />The children are so bright.<br />Most days they go smoothly<br />But some don&#39;t turn out right.<br /><br />A child cries, paint gets spilled<br />The kids are all wound up.<br />Don&#39;t you panic, don&#39;t you fret<br />Don&#39;t you dare give up.<br /><br />You have this little Darn It Doll<br />Just slap, squeeze, and slam it.<br />You must watch your language<br />So just yell “DARN IT, DARN IT!”<br />Copyright ©2001 Busy Fingers Crafts<br />Do Not Copy<br /><br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /><br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30702735 Thu, 10 Sep 2009 11:44:53 -0400 10.99 http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_155x125.89691241.jpg new 2 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30702681 <img src="http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_155x125.89691054.jpg" /><br /> $10.99<br /> As seen on FOX-25 Morning News, WFXT, Boston<br /><br />(9&quot; Tall) Male or Female? Please tell me your choice in the comment box at check out.<br /><br /><br />The Voodoo Dammit Doll takes care of anyone and will keep you entertained and stress free.<br /><br />Good fortune to those on your good sign!<br />Beware to those on your bad side!<br /><br />Comes with 5 colored pins stuck in the chest so it is ready to use.<br /><br />Poem inside tag reads as follows:<br />---------------------------------<br />When you want to climb the wall,<br />And stand right up and shout.<br />Here&#39;s a little Dammit Doll<br />You cannot do without.<br /><br />Just grasp it firmly by the legs,<br />And find a place to slam it.<br />And as you whack the stuffing out<br />Yell, “Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!”<br /><br />If slamming is not enough<br />There’s another way to do it.<br />Take a pin, say a curse<br />And stick the pin right in it!<br />Copyright ©2007 Busy Fingers Crafts <br />Do Not Copy<br /><br />All dolls come individually packaged and ready for gift wrapping. <br /><br />Buy with confidence. These are not flimsy, thrown together dolls. <br /><br /><br />Feel free to ask questions! <br /><br />The Dammit Doll Store http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30702681 Thu, 10 Sep 2009 11:44:03 -0400 10.99 http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_155x125.89691054.jpg new 3