Etsy Shop for rthies

POThead Two

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:47:41 -0500

$6.00
This little dude is about 3in tall and 3in diameter at the base, and he's the perfect companion for any midnight toker! He doesn't talk much, but can sit through hours of obtuse philosophizing! Take him to the kitchen while you make a snack! Take him to school...he's perfect for Show and Tell! Take him to work and gaze into his bloodshot eyes from time to time...with the knowledge that it won't be long before you get home and can spark up!

POThead One

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:39:53 -0500

Thought Nog Art Zine - Issue 7

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:51:42 -0500

$0.75
Thought Nog issue #7. The zine is pocket-sized, approx. 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Black ink printed on a lovely CANARY paper..very pleasing to the eyes. Ten pages of perplexity and wonderment! The perfect length for a trip to the bathroom!

In issue 7, I write about food products Spotted Dick and Treacle, introduce my new music project called the Heystacks, a new comic strip called Close Encounters of the Turd Kind, plus other dumb awesomeness! I think each issue is better than the last, and number 7 certainly has more illustrations than any previous issue. Yay!

Issue #7 Contents

pg. 0 : Zine Intro
pg. 1 : Peculiar Foodstuffs
pg. 2-3 : The Heystacks: Barnyard Boogie Woogie Slop Rock
pg. 4-5 : Close Encounters of the Turd Kind Comic Strip
pg. 6-7 : R. Thies Quarter Phenomenon
pg. 8 : Stoner Humor Art Stuff
pg. 9: Unicycle Football
Backpage: Soundtank Music Studio Blurb

***Thought Nog ships in an exciting, pastel-colored envelope! Checking the mail has never been so fun!***

Thought Nog Art Zine - Issue 1

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:50:08 -0500

$0.75
Thought Nog, approx 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Black ink on BLUE paper. 10 pages of absurdity and excitement!

Issue 1 Contents:

-pg. 0-Zine Intro
-pg.1-Samples of (and a blurb about) my cartoon art
-pg. 2-Short Story : 'The Gravy Goblin'
-pg.3-Stubberfoam: slapstick music/performance art project
-pg.4-5: Dentally Retarded : A comic strip about a tooth brush and tube of toothpaste
-pg. 6-7: Sascrotch: the well-endowed creature/tentative comic book
-pg. 8-Perturbed Pizza: 2-D Animation screenshots
-pg.9-Brief Bio: Collection of personal factoids

***Thought Nog ships in an exciting, pastel-colored envelope! Checking the mail has never been so fun!***

Penis Pity - Print

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:45:43 -0500

$10.00
Color reproduction of an R. Thies original entitled, "Penis Pity". A comical counterpoint to Freud's idea of "penis envy". Limited edition giclee print: 5 of 36. The print is 7.5in x 10in, and comes in a protective sleeve with a cardstock backing. Can we say, awesomeness?!

Sascrotch - Print

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:48:13 -0500

$10.00
Color reproduction of an R. Thies original entitled, "Sascrotch". Limited edition giclee print: 2 of 36. The print is 7.5in x 10.5in, and comes in a protective sleeve with a cardstock backing. Can we say, awesomeness?!

Extraterresticles - Print

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:47:57 -0500

$10.00
Color reproduction of an R. Thies original entitled, "Extraterresticles". Limited edition giclee print: 2 of 36. The print is 7.5in x 10.5in, and comes in a protective sleeve with a cardstock backing. Can we say, awesomeness?!

Hairy Bunny - Magnet

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:36:33 -0500

$3.00
Hairy Bunny in magnet form. Glossy vinyl coating. Waterproof. Fade resistant. 4 in. x 4 in. Clings with gusto to your fridge, filing cabinet, or metal toilet. Also available as a sticker. Give Hairy Bunny a home today!

Stork Nozzle - Magnet

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:36:33 -0500

$3.00
Stork Nozzle in magnet form. Glossy vinyl coating. Waterproof. Fade resistant. 4 in. x 6 in oval. Clings with gusto to your fridge, filing cabinet, or metal toilet. Also available as a sticker for only $2. Give Stork Nozzle a home today!

Seminiferous Apprehension - Painting

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:36:33 -0500

$35.00
This silly piece is titled, "Seminiferous Apprehension". An R. Thies original. Acrylic on Masonite. 7 inches x 10 inches. Ready to hang; wiring on the back.

Pubic Flashlight - Painting

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:36:33 -0500

$35.00
This pervy piece is titled, "Pubic Flashlight". An R. Thies original. Acrylic on Masonite. 7 inches x 10 inches. Ready to hang; wiring on the back.

Cartoonism Bookmark

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:34:44 -0500

$2.00
How about a durable, laminated bookmark for your spot-saving needs? The bookmark is 2inches x 5 inches; whether it keeps your place in a cheesy romance novel or an adult mail order catalog, odds are you (or someone you know) will need an awesome bookmark like this sooner or later!

Stoplight Bookmark

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:34:44 -0500

$2.00
How about a durable, laminated bookmark for your spot-saving needs? The bookmark is approx 2 inches wide x 6 inches long; whether it keeps your place in a cheesy romance novel or an adult mail order catalog, odds are you (or someone you know) will need an awesome bookmark like this sooner or later! Watermark not in upper left not on actual item.

Dream Girl Weird Cartoon Art Bookmark

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:34:44 -0500

$2.00
How about a durable, laminated bookmark for your spot-saving needs? This unique bookmark is 2 inches wide x 5 inches long, based on my artwork "Dream Girl". Whether it keeps your place in a cheesy romance novel or an adult mail order catalog, odds are you (or someone you know) will need an awesome bookmark like this sooner or later!

Creepy Cartoon Lightbulb Bookmarks

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:34:44 -0500

$3.50
How about two durable, laminated bookmark for your spot-saving needs? These one-of-a-kind bookmarks are about 2 inches wide x 6 inches long, based on my artwork "Enlight Bulb". Whether it keeps your place in a cheesy romance novel or an adult mail<br>order catalog, odds are you (or someone you know) will need<br>an awesome bookmark like this sooner or later!

Woody Fractal - Print