Etsy Shop for PterodactylPants

The Order of the Lumberjack - The Grizzly - Bear Plush

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 01:46:21 -0500

$30.00
The Order of the Lumberjack is a noble and exclusive group. You can now have a teeny part of it when you bring home this fuzzy little tree-chopper. The grizzly has the strength of a beast but the heart of an angel. He is perfect for a snuggle! No matter who it's for, plush always makes a thoughtful and unique gift.

Original, one of a kind plush piece designed and handmade by PterodactylPants
8" tall x 8" wide
Not intended for children under 3 years old.

This listing is for A Grizzly plush with translucent red safety eyes.

Grizzly is made of brown fleece, repurposed & upcycled plaid flannel, and embellished with embroidery and felt applique.

A Rugged Haiku:

I’ll take down a tree

With the slightest exertion;

A sharp, cutting glance.

SALE - The Mini Spawn in Frosty Pink

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 12:40:53 -0500

$10.00
Feel like spicing up your home decor? Try a Mini Spawn! This one of a kind handmade piece will add a dash of wonderment to your walls. You'll be the envy of your block! Buy one for your home, or for someone else's! Take it to the office! Put it on the fridge! Handmade plush always makes a unique and wonderful gift.

Original plush piece designed and handmade by me!
7" tall x 3" wide (not including ribbon)

The Baby Bubble Spawn - Original Handmade Plush

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 23:30:51 -0500

$20.00
This little guy is made of snuggly, bright green fleece, and is small enough to fit in your pocket, your purse, or your backpack. Take him with you wherever you go! He will always bring joy and hugs. Prop him up on a bookcase to spruce up your home decor. Toss him into bed for a cuddly companion as you drift off to sleep! Plush makes a unique and thoughtful gift any time of the year - for yourself or someone you love.

Original plush piece designed and handmade by PterodactylPants.

Made of fleece, various cotton fabrics, and child-safety eyes. Stuffed with Polyfil.

9" tall x 5" wide
Machine washable

An Ephemeral Haiku:

I can’t be contained,

Amidst my lovely bubbles,

I’m effervescing!

Callianassa the Sea Nymph Spawn

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 21:37:25 -0500

$75.00
This mythical beast from the Deep is the perfect snuggling companion! The button-encrusted eyes sparkle at you mysteriously - it's almost impossible to look away! You can take this creature home with you to be your lifelong companion! Or snatch it up as the perfect holiday gift for someone you love who appreciated the strange and adorable!

Original plush piece designed and handmade by me!
40" tall x 12" wide
Buttons not intended for children under 3 years old.

A Nereid Haiku:

The squall threatened to

Consume your pontoon until

You called upon me.

Demon Spawn in Devil Red

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 12:20:50 -0500

$35.00
If Demons were amphibious, their tadpoles would look like this! Now you can own your very own Demon Spawn - or make it the perfect gift for someone you love!

Original plush piece designed and handmade by me.
22" tall x 7" wide
Lots of buttons - not intended for children under 3 years old.

A Hellish Haiku:

My affinity

For deviled eggs is rather

Supernatural.

The Muckety-Muck Mud Puddle

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 23:09:17 -0500

$25.00
Straight from the estuary - meet the Muckety-Muck. This squeezable pile of goo is not as arrogant as its name would imply. It has waited countless years for sediment to build up, for the silt to settle around it. See the bags under the eyes? It’s tired! It’s bored!

It’s mud! The Muckety-Muck is perfect for cuddling - buy it for yourself or someone you love!

Unique, one-of-a-kind plush piece designed and handmade by PterodactylPants

11" wide x 8" tall

The Astraphobe - Thunderstorm Monster Plush

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:18:15 -0500

$25.00
From the snow-capped mountains of Scandinavia comes the small-yet-mighty Astraphobe. Yes, he may have an unreasonable fear of thunder, but he makes up for it other ways. He has Super Snuggle Power - which means, when you cuddle with this little monster during a thunderstorm, he eats up all of your worries.
Those startling claps and bolts become a light show not more frightening than the Aurora Borealis.

Original, one of a kind plush piece - perfect for a little one who's afraid of the dark. Perfect as a desktop work companion to ward off pesky coworkers. Perfect as an odd adornment to a living room shelf. No matter who it's for, plush always makes a thoughtful and unique gift.

12" wide x 6" tall

A Stormy Haiku:

When storm clouds draw near,

Cuddle me close and I will

Eat up all your fear!

Guts and Gore - One of a Kind - featured at the Mortal Plush art show in Baltimore

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:38:02 -0500

$50.00
Two ghoulish monsters pose atop a puddle of blood in this soft, fleecy depiction of remorse.

This one-of-a-kind handmade plush piece is the perfect addition to any unique living space. Place it strategically to spark conversation and the envy of everyone who walks through your door. It will always make you smile and remind you not to chop your friends heads off!

17" long x 10" wide x 9" tall

A Resolute Haiku:

Next time I’ll be nice!

New leaves will be turned after

I bury this axe.

The Slithery Salamander - Lizard Plush

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:16:14 -0500

$18.00
This slimy, slithering salamander is perfect for a snuggle! Better yet, throw it up on a shelf to spark conversation and the envy of everyone who walks through your door. But it for yourself or someone you love who appreciates the strange and adorable!

Original plush piece designed and handmade by PterodactylPants
8" long x 3.5" tall
Salamander made of fleece, stuffed with polyfil, and accented with child safety eyes
Machine washable

An Amphibious Haiku:

Please don’t step on me.

I may be small and slippery

But I’m your best friend!

This listing is for the green Salamander with violet eyes only.
For other Salamanders check out: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30943620

The Hurdy Gurdy Man

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:06:17 -0500

$30.00
This snuggly and squeezable critter is a hand organ plush - employed by the legendary organ grinder (the guy with the little monkey in the hat). You can take this one of a kind plush piece home, to make sweet imaginary music together for the rest of your life! Buy it for yourself or for someone you love who can appreciate the strange and adorable!

5" tall x 10" wide (including crank)
Original plush piece designed and handmade by me
Button eyes not intended for children under 3 years

A Cranky Haiku:

My retinue is

Guttersnipes and vagabonds,

Derelicts and you!

SALE - The Mini Spawn in Blue Flowers

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:38:50 -0500

The Screamer

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 14:54:53 -0500

$20.00
Let it all out! This little guy can help! If you've ever wanted to express yourself, this is the perfect companion for you. Feeling angry? Frustrated? Excited? Surprised? Give this guy a squeeze! He's a perfect life-long companion for you or someone you love. Soft, squeezable, and fun.

Original plush piece designed and handmade by me
6.5" tall x 4.5" wide
Machine Washable
Button Eyes not intended for children under three years old

A Gaping Maw Haiku:

I tripped in the woods

And accidentally ate

A squirrel for lunch.

The Ombrophobe - One of a Kind Rainy Day Monster Plush

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 09:36:20 -0400

$25.00
From beneath the mossy rocks of the Amazonian rainforest comes the small-yet-mighty Ombrophobe. Yes, he may have an unreasonable fear of the rain, but he makes up for it other ways. He has Super Snuggle Power - which means, when you cuddle with this little monster during a thunderstorm, he eats up all of your worries.

That torrential downpour becomes nothing more frightening than a romp through the sprinkler in your front yard.

Original, one of a kind plush piece - perfect for a little one who's afraid of the dark. Perfect as a desktop work companion to ward off pesky coworkers. Perfect as an odd adornment to a living room shelf. No matter who it's for, plush always makes a thoughtful and unique gift.

7" wide x 6" tall x 3" deep

A Tempestuous Haiku:

Caught in a cloudburst,

I wonder: are these rain drops-

Or my salty tears?

The Cosmonaut

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 21:44:17 -0400

$25.00
Up, up, and awayyyyyyy!
Looking for a strange and unique gift? Want to let someone know how much you love them? Try a Cosmonaut! Soft and snuggly, creepy and cute, this little creature makes the perfect gift.

9" down 8" wide
Original plush designed and handmade by me!

An Aerodynamic Haiku:

My spaceship is green

With three flashing neon lights.

Come away with me!

Button eyes not intended for children under 3 years old.

The Slithery Salamander in Purple - One of a Kind Lizard Plush

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 22:34:50 -0400

$18.00
This slimy, slithering salamander is perfect for a snuggle! Better yet, throw it up on a shelf to spark conversation and the envy of everyone who walks through your door. But it for yourself or someone you love who appreciates the strange and adorable!

Original plush piece designed and handmade by PterodactylPants
8" long x 3.5" tall
Salamander made of fleece, stuffed with polyfil, and accented with child safety eyes
Machine washable

This listing is for the purple salamander with green fin ONLY.
Looking for a salamander in green? Find one here:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30891828

An Amphibious Haiku:

Please don’t step on me.

I may be small and slippery

But I’m your best friend!

The Fortuitous Fuzz in Tan

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 08:40:23 -0400

$20.00
This adorable little rabbit has arrived just in time for spring! Soft and huggable, it makes the perfect gift for yourself or someone you love. Made of light tan fleece with hand-appliqued carrot embellishment on the back.

Original plush piece designed and handmade by me.
4" tall x 10" wide

A Jumpy Haiku:

Like those before me,

I’m a tricky fella and

My foot is lucky.

SALE - The Mini Spawn in Orange

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 12:40:39 -0400

The Classic Maggot in White

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 22:32:37 -0400

$65.00
This creepy and adorable maggot is irresistible and fantastic for a snuggle. It needs a home to cuddle up in! Perhaps yours? It is the perfect gift for anyone who appreciates the strange and adorable.

White fleece maggot, GIANT SIZED, with small pink fleece heart appliqued to the right of the face.

Original plush piece designed and handmade by me!

24 inches long, 8 inches tall
Machine washable.
Button-eyes not intended for children under 3 years old.

A Maggot Haiku:
You want to vomit,
And yet you want to hug me.
Very Confusing!

The Aphid

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 13:16:08 -0400

$25.00
This creepy crawler is perfect for a snuggle! Better yet, throw it up on a shelf to spark conversation and the envy of everyone who walks through your door. But it for yourself or someone you love who appreciates the strange and adorable!

Original plush piece designed and handmade by PterodactylPants
11" long x 5" wide x 4" tall
Buttons not intended for children under 3 years old

A Pestilent Haiku:

The summer breezes.

Carry me to you in droves.

Hide your tomatoes!

The Lovers of Woodstock

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 23:49:39 -0400

$30.00
In honor of the 40th anniversary of Woodstock - I introduce the Lovers! These two adorable Woodstock attendees are free-loving, mud-spattered, and bare-skinned. Made of fleece and felt, they are ideal for cuddling - it's actually their favorite activity! Strategically placed snaps allow these two to snap together in a warm embrace. They have been made with child-safety eyes so that adults and children alike can join in the Sixties nostalgia!

This listing is for one male and one female - as photographed.

Each piece is 6" tall x 6" wide

Original plush piece designed and handmade by PterodactylPants

Bursting with Yellow Monster Love

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 14:18:24 -0400

$25.00
Sometimes it is impossible to keep things in . . . even if your mouth has been stitched closed. This little guy can't hold it in any longer - he has so much love to spread around!
Extremely soft and squeezable, this unique plush piece makes the perfect gift for yourself or someone you love.

Original plush piece designed and handmade by me.
Machine washable
10" tall x 9" wide

A Muted Haiku:

I can’t say a word

About anything at all.

Still my heart is loud.

The Clairvoyant Creep

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 13:50:25 -0400

$25.00
Plush is not just for the kiddies anymore! This sunny yellow monster will make the perfect lifelong companion for you or the perfect gift for someone you love. It's creepy yet adorable - strange yet squeezable!

Best of all, this monster comes equipped with storage space! Use the handy front pocket to tuck away your tiny valuables. The Clairvoyant Creep will watch over your curios for you while you’re away.

8" tall x 8" wide
pocket measures 2.5" x 3.5"
Original plush piece designed and handmade by me.
PterodactylPants Mini Business card not included.

The All-Seeing Haiku:

Secret messages

Pass between my ears and stay

Safe in my pocket.

Cloudy with a Chance of Maggots

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 15:23:49 -0400

$35.00
This creepy and adorable maggot is irresistible and fantastic for a snuggle. It needs a home to cuddle up in! Perhaps yours? It is the perfect gift for anyone who appreciates the strange and adorable.

Original plush piece designed and handmade by me!

14 inches long, 6 inches tall
Button-eyes not intended for children under 3 years old.

A Cloudy Haiku:

Shower me with hugs,

And watch your rainy day blues

Melt away for good.

The Bird of Paradise - One of a Kind Pink Bird Plush

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 22:07:22 -0400

$20.00
Say hello to your newest cuddle companion! With your new feathered friend, you can enjoy springtime all year round! Toss this little bird on a shelf to lighten up a room or toss it into bed for a cuddle as you drift to sleep. This unique, one of a kind handmade plush piece makes the perfect gift for yourself or someone you love.

Original plush piece designed and handmade by PterodactylPants.

This Bird of Paradise is made from fleece, stuffed with polyfil, and embellished with felt and fleece applique and child safety eyes.

9" wide x 6" tall

An Avian Haiku:

Just after breakfast

I ruffled my feathers and

Found I was molting!

The First Robin of Spring - One of a Kind Bird Plush

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:38:32 -0400

$20.00
Say hello to your newest cuddle companion! With your new feathered friend, you can enjoy springtime all year round! Toss this little robin on a shelf to lighten up a room or toss it into bed for a cuddle as you drift to sleep. This unique, one of a kind handmade plush piece makes the perfect gift for yourself or someone you love.

Original plush piece designed and handmade by PterodactylPants.

This Red breasted robin is made from fleece, stuffed with polyfil, and embellished with felt and fleece applique and child safety eyes.

9" wide x 6" tall

An Avian Haiku:

Just after breakfast

I ruffled my feathers and

Found I was molting!

The Dendrophobe - Tree Monster Plush

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 10:49:17 -0400

$25.00
From deep within the wooded canopy comes the small-yet-mighty Dendrophobe. Yes, he may have an unreasonable fear of trees, but he makes up for it other ways. He has Super Snuggle Power - which means, when you cuddle with this little monster he eats up all of your worries.
Those bumps in the night, those creepy shapes in the dark become nothing more frightening than shadow puppets!

Original, one of a kind plush piece - perfect for a little one who's afraid of the dark. Perfect as a desktop work companion to ward off pesky coworkers. Perfect as an odd adornment to a living room shelf. No matter who it's for, plush always makes a thoughtful and unique gift.

11" wide x 7" tall

An Arboreal Haiku:

Hay rides are dandy,

But please don’t ask me to join

in apple picking.

The Early Bird - Plush Canary with Earthworm Applique

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 10:02:18 -0400

$20.00
Say hello to your newest cuddle companion! Toss this yellow birdie on a shelf to lighten up a room or toss it into bed for a cuddle as you drift to sleep. This unique, one of a kind handmade plush piece makes the perfect gift for yourself or someone you love.

Original plush piece designed and handmade by PterodactylPants.

This canary is made from fleece, stuffed with polyfil, and embellished with felt and fleece applique and child safety eyes.

9" wide x 6" tall

An Avian Haiku:

Just after breakfast

I ruffled my feathers and

Found I was molting!

The Fortuitous Fuzz in Chocolate Brown

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 14:01:57 -0400

$20.00
This adorable little rabbit has arrived just in time for spring! Soft and huggable, it makes the perfect gift for yourself or someone you love. Made of light brown fleece with hand-appliqued carrot embellishment on the back.

Original plush piece designed and handmade by me.
4" tall x 10" wide

A Jumpy Haiku:

Like those before me,

I’m a tricky fella and

My foot is lucky.

The Classic Maggot in Turtle Green - Halloween Plush

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 14:11:12 -0400

$25.00
Creepy and adorable maggot in yellow, green, and blue! It is fantastic for a snuggle. This little critter needs a home to cuddle up in! Buy it for yourself, or for someone you love!

Original plush piece designed and handmade by me.
11 inches long, 6 inches wide
Machine washable.
Button-eyes not intended for kids under 3 years old.

A Turtle - Maggot Haiku:

You want to vomit

And yet you want to hug me!

Very confusing.

The Shark Whale

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 19:26:40 -0400

$30.00
Is it a shark? Is it a whale? Who knows! This strange and adorable creature is rotund, toothy, and perfect for a snuggle. Say hello to your newest cuddle companion! This unique, one of a kind handmade plush piece makes the perfect gift for yourself or someone you love.

Original plush piece designed and handmade by PterodactylPants.
14" long x 8" tall x 7" wide
Button eyes not intended for children under 3 years old.

A Fishy Haiku:

In the ocean’s depths,

Seaweed snags constantly on

My gigantic teeth!

Sack of Potatoes - Plush Play Food

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 16:00:07 -0400

$40.00
Nothing's more fun than a sack of potatoes! Give these fuzzy spuds to a young one and teach them to count and love their veggies at the same time! Put them up on a shelf for a beautiful and unique addition to your decor. Learn to juggle! Keep them on hand to chuck at rowdy house guests! Whatever the reason, these handmade plush veggies make an excellent and thoughtful gift for yourself or someone you love.

Includes:
Handmade sack made of upcycled, natural colored cotton fabric, with yarn and vintage leather button drawstring closure

Four handmade fleece potatoes, each one-of-a-kind and made without a pattern

Each potato measures 4" x 3"
Empty sack measures 9" x 9"
Potatoes are machine washable
Leather buttons not recommended for children under three years old

This is an original plush piece designed and handmade by PterodactylPants

The Crazy Ungulate in Bovine Pink

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 21:50:27 -0400

$20.00
This little critter is perfect for a laugh and a hug! Take this bovine home to be your lifelong companion - or buy it for someone you love!

Original plush designed and handmade by me
Machine washable
Button eyes not intended for children under 3 years old

10" tall x 6" wide

A Crazy Hoofed Haiku:

I just say no to

Cattle prodding, but always

Yes to cattle hugs!

The Bad-Ass Deputy with Chevron Moustache

Sat, 19 Sep 2009 12:25:40 -0400

$25.00
Introducing the Deputy! He's stern, but squeezable! And with a moustache like that, who can resist? Take this lovable guy home today!

Original plush piece designed and handmade by me.
8" tall x 6" wide
Button eyes not intended for children under 3 years old.

A Moustachioed Haiku:

Friedrich Nietzsche rocked

A moustache inferior

To my handlebars.

The Bad-Ass Deputy with Mega Moustache

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:46:12 -0400

The Fortuitous Fuzz in Snow White

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 22:56:15 -0400

$20.00
This adorable little rabbit has arrived just in time for spring! Soft and huggable, it makes the perfect gift for yourself or someone you love. Made of white fleece with hand-appliqued carrot embellishment on the back.

Original plush piece designed and handmade by me.
4" tall x 10" wide

A Jumpy Haiku:

Like those before me,

I’m a tricky fella and

My foot is lucky.

The Fortuitous Fuzz in Grey

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 12:12:08 -0400

$20.00
This adorable little rabbit has arrived just in time for spring! Soft and huggable, it makes the perfect gift for yourself or someone you love. Made of light grey fleece with hand-appliqued carrot embellishment on the back.

Original plush piece designed and handmade by me.
4" tall x 10" wide

A Jumpy Haiku:

Like those before me,

I’m a tricky fella and

My foot is lucky.