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They Made Us Detectives - Handmade Silkscreen T-Shirt

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 19:20:40 -0400

$22.00
They Made Us Detectives - Handmade Silkscreen T-Shirt

"We where 8 years deep into the McSnarf case. Eight
years knee deep in 34 murders until there was the big
break in 1979. It's been a long time coming and we
deserved it. They made us detectives."

There are 3, yes 3 options available.. Please specify through e-mail when purchasing.

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OPTION 1:

Printed on Royal Apparel super soft 4.4oz 30/1 combed ring spun fine 100% cotton T-Shirts. So damn soft, it feels like you wore it throughout your previous life.. print made with water based ink!

BADGE ON ARM READS: They Made Us Detectives - 1979

COLOR: Cream
INK: Dark Brown
Available Sizes: S, L, XL

OPTION 2:

Printed on super soft 5.5oz 100% combed cotton Alstyle shirts. So soft, that you'll never take it off, I'm not even exaggerating, ask my MOM, if that doesn't suffice, ask my GRANDMOTHER! The ink used is plastisol collected from the Mountains of Baba Yaga!

BADGE ON ARM READS: Daydream Detectives - 1979

COLOR: Cream
INK: Dark Brown
Available Sizes: M (YELLOW), L, XL

OPTION 3:

Printed on American Apparel Baby Thermal (55% Cotton / 45% Polyester) construction(Heather Grey contains 10% Polyester)

Shrinkage: will shrink an average of one size when put in the dryer

COLOR: Yellow
INK: Dark Brown
Available Sizes: XS

** If you need any more info or pictures, I will be happy to accommodate.
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If you don't see your size, not to worry, contact me at morganlappin@gmail.com and i will put you on a list to be taken care of when the next batch is printed.

Lake Marmooka - Collage Print - By Morgan Jesse Lappin

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:16:16 -0400

$15.00
"Welcome to Lake Marmooka, the most beautiful place in the universe, sit down, relax for a while..."

This is a LIMITED print of an original collage using images from old encyclopedias, horror magazines, and other old and unusual publications. This totally awesome print has been tastefully matted down with archival glue to foam board crafted by Dwarves who live inside the earths core.

This piece measures 8x11 Inches, ready for framing.

Each piece is signed, titled, and numbered by the artist currently known as Morgan Jesse Lappin. The piece will be wrapped in protective parchment blessed by Zeus, and sent in a cushioned mailer. The protective parchment is resistant to T-Rex attacks, and unicycle ambushes. It will also be protected on the inside with cardboard.

Current edition for sale: #2 of #100

- With this order, you will also receive a 3.5x2.5 inch card, which serves as a Certificate of Authentication. On the back will be the title of the work, the # edition, the date, and my super fantastic signature. (it will be protected by a plastic sleeve.)Picture of the card shown above.

Jambo's Mambo - Collage Print - By Morgan Jesse Lappin

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:16:16 -0400

$15.00
Lisa, Margaret, Susan, and Barbara though they would never get out of the Jungle alive. Thanks to Jambo, the girls where saved, brought back to the Village, and where taught to do Mambo. They still reside in the Village known as Marmalade, till this very day."

This is a LIMITED print of an original collage using images from old encyclopedias, horror magazines, and other old and unusual publications. This totally awesome print has been tastefully matted down to foam board crafted by Dwarves who live inside the earths core.

This piece measures 9x12 Inches, ready for framing.

Each piece is signed, titled, and numbered by the artist currently known as Morgan Jesse Lappin. The piece will be wrapped in protective parchment blessed by Zeus, and sent in a cushioned mailer.

Current edition for sale: #1 of #100

- With this order, you will also receive a 3.5x2.5 inch card, which serves as a Certificate of Authentication. On the back will be the title of the work, the # edition, the date, and my super fantastic signature. (it will be protected by a plastic sleeve.)Picture of the card shown above.

*Note: If you look closely at the work, you may see very faint lines going through. This is because there is text in the back of the collage art. This is normal, all prints look identical to the original.

Lost With Babunka - Collage Print - By Morgan Jesse Lappin

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:15:37 -0400

$15.00
"4 days, lost in the desert. Babunka somehow survived the big bang, but had no sense of direction. 3 cigarettes left, no food or water. Damn, I miss my coffee mug."

This is a LIMITED print of an original collage using pictures from old encyclopedias. This totally awesome print has been tastefully matted down with archival glue to foam board crafted by Dwarves who live inside the earths core.

This piece measures 10.5x6 Inches, ready for framing.

Each piece is signed, titled, and numbered by the artist currently known as Morgan Jesse Lappin. The piece will be wrapped in protective parchment blessed by Zeus, and sent in a cushioned mailer. It will be protected by cardboard on the inside.

Current edition for sale: #5 of 100

- With this order, you will also receive a 3.5x2.5 inch card, which serves as a Certificate of Authentication. On the back will be the title of the work, the # edition, the date, and my super fantastic signature. (it will be protected by a plastic sleeve.)Picture of the card shown above.

Draculas Bitches - Collage Print - By Morgan Jesse Lappin

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:15:37 -0400

$15.00
"Daytime resurrection. They crowd around him, allowing him to bear his skin under the bright rays of the sun. Dracula's bitches are his new crew, and its time to party hard."

This is a LIMITED print of an original collage using images from old encyclopedias, horror magazines, and other old and unusual publications. This totally awesome print has been tastefully matted down to foam board crafted by Dwarves who live inside the earths core.

This piece measures 7x10 Inches, ready for framing.

Each piece is signed, titled, and numbered by the artist currently known as Morgan Jesse Lappin. The piece will be wrapped in protective parchment blessed by Zeus, and sent in a cushioned mailer. It will also be protected on the inside with cardboard.

Current edition for sale: #9 of #100

- With this order, you will also receive a 3.5x2.5 inch card, which serves as a Certificate of Authentication. On the back will be the title of the work, the # edition, the date, and my super fantastic signature. (it will be protected by a plastic sleeve.)Picture of the card shown above.

The Official Girl Scouts of America Guide - Collage Print - By Morgan Jesse Lappin

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:15:37 -0400

$15.00
Girl Scouts Of America... meet our newest members. Mam` Kittee and Mam` Frot Jr....

This is a LIMITED print of an original collage using images from old encyclopedias, horror magazines, and other old and unusual publications. This totally awesome print has been tastefully matted down with archival glue to foam board crafted by Dwarves who live inside the earths core.

This piece measures 5.5x8.5 Inches, ready for framing.

Each piece is signed, titled, and numbered by the artist currently known as Morgan Jesse Lappin. The piece will be wrapped in protective parchment blessed by Zeus, and sent in a cushioned mailer. It will also be protected on the inside with cardboard.

Current edition for sale: #2 of #100

- With this order, you will also receive a 3.5x2.5 inch card, which serves as a Certificate of Authentication. On the back will be the title of the work, the # edition, the date, and my super fantastic signature. (it will be protected by a plastic sleeve.)Picture of the card shown above.

Human Vs Automobile 1 - Collage Print - By Morgan Jesse Lappin

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:15:37 -0400

$15.00
This is a LIMITED print of an original collage using images from old encyclopedias, horror magazines, and other old and unusual publications. This totally awesome print has been tastefully matted down with archival glue to foam board crafted by Dwarves who live inside the earths core.

This piece measures 9x11.50 Inches, ready for framing.

Each piece is signed, titled, and numbered by the artist currently known as Morgan Jesse Lappin. The piece will be sent in what seems to be a normal manila envelope. But i's actually a very complex tool used by the President to transfer his dentures protecting them from Mutant attacks and lazy Karate Teachers. It will also be protected on the inside with cardboard.

It will be sent in a protective cushioned mailer.

Current edition for sale: #1 of #100

- With this order, you will also receive a 3.5x2.5 inch card, which serves as a Certificate of Authentication. On the back will be the title of the work, the # edition, the date, and my super fantastic signature. (it will be protected by a plastic sleeve.)Picture of the card shown above.

Human Vs Automobile 2 - Collage Print - By Morgan Jesse Lappin

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:15:37 -0400

CHUNT - Original collage by Morgan Jesse Lappin

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:15:36 -0400

$35.00
This is the original collage work known as...

.CHUNT!.

it measures 5.5x5 inches (ready to frame), matted down on foam board made by a clan of Dwarves who live in the center of the earths core.

The piece is dated and signed on the back by the artist currently known as Morgan Jesse Lappin.

The piece will be sent and wrapped in protective news print paper. The package will also smell very good, so when you buy it.. do yourself a favor, make sure to smell the envelope.

- With this order, you will also receive a 3.5x2.5 inch card, which serves as a Certificate of Authentication. On the back will be the title of the work, the # edition, the date, and my super fantastic signature. (it will be protected by a plastic sleeve.)Picture of the card shown above.

RATATTACK - Original Collage

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:15:36 -0400

$35.00
This is the original collage work known as...

.RATATTACK.

This not a print, but again, the original piece.

it measures 6.5x6 inches (ready to frame), matted down on foam board made by a clan of Dwarves who live in the center of the earths core.

The piece is dated and signed on the back by the artist currently known as Morgan Jesse Lappin.

The piece will be sent and wrapped in protective news print paper. The package will also smell very good, so when you buy it.. do yourself a favor, make sure to smell the envelope.

- With this order, you will also receive a 3.5x2.5 inch card, which serves as a Certificate of Authentication. On the back will be the title of the work, the # edition, the date, and my super fantastic signature. (it will be protected by a plastic sleeve.)Picture of the card shown above.

We spent our childhood in space - Collage Print - By Morgan Jesse Lappin

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:15:36 -0400

$15.00
Used for the cover of Delano Grove's first album release.
(myspace.com/DelanoGrove)

This is a LIMITED print of an original collage using pictures from old encyclopedias. This totally awesome print has been tastefully matted down with archival glue to foam board crafted by Dwarves who live inside the earths core.

This piece measures 11x4.5 Inches, ready for framing.

Each piece is signed, titled, and numbered by the artist currently known as Morgan Jesse Lappin. The piece will be sent in a really fascinating manila envelope, and sent in a cushioned mailer. You can also keep your parents in here. It will also be protected on the inside with cardboard.

Current edition for sale: #2 of #100

- With this order, you will also receive a 3.5x2.5 inch card, which serves as a Certificate of Authentication. On the back will be the title of the work, the # edition, the date, and my super fantastic signature. (it will be protected by a plastic sleeve.)Picture of the card shown above.

CUSTOM Moleskine - Draculas Bitches

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:15:04 -0400

$11.00
This is a Customized Moleskine book. The journal has 63 blank pages, and there is a wide pocket in the back for loose notes.

On the front is an original print titled: Draculas Bitches.

It's been coated with a clear varnish made from the nectar of the gods of Mt.Olympus for extra protection against rain, ghost lightning, and car salesmen.

It also comes equipped with an elastic book mark.

On the inside front is THE RUBBER JERUSALEM stamp of quality...

The journal measures at: 5.25 x 8.25 inches

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"Daytime resurrection. They crowd around him, allowing him to bear his skin under the bright rays of the sun. Dracula's bitches are his new crew, and its time to party hard."

Canvas Belt - Castle Belt w/ Archer - and Chrome Buckle

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:15:04 -0400

$10.00
44"inch Canvas Belt With Castle Pattern W/ Archer - Can be be cut down to any size!

Available Belts:

BELT: Grey INK: White
BELT: Light Blue INK: White
BELT: Light Blue INK: Brown
BELT: Neon Green INK: Brown
BELT: Yellow INK: Brown
BELT: White INK: Grey
BELT: White INK: Brown
BELT: Brown INK: White

CUSTOM Moleskine - They Made Us Detectives (1979)

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:15:04 -0400

$11.00
This is a Customized Moleskine book. The journal has 63 blank pages, and there is a wide pocket in the back for loose notes.

On the front is an original print titled: They Made Us Detectives (1979).

It's with a clear varnish made from the nectar of the gods of Mt.Olympus for extra protection against rain, smelly grandmothers, and car salesmen.

It also comes equipped with an elastic book mark.

On the inside front is THE RUBBER JERUSALEM stamp of quality...

The journal measures at: 5.25 x 8.25

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"We where 8 years deep into the McSnarf case. Eight
years knee deep in 34 murders until there was the big
break in 1979. It's been a long time coming and we
deserved it. They made us detectives."

They Made us Detectives (1979) - Collage Reproduction by Morgan Jesse Lappin

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:15:04 -0400

$15.00
"We where 8 years deep into the McSnarf case. Eight
years knee deep in 34 murders until there was the big
break in 1979. It's been a long time coming and we
deserved it. They made us detectives."

This is a LIMITED print of an original collage using images from old encyclopedias, horror magazines, and other old and unusual publications. This totally awesome print has been tastefully matted down with mystical glue to foam board crafted by Dwarves who live inside the earths core.

This piece measures 8x11.5 Inches, ready for framing.

Each piece is signed, titled, and numbered by the artist currently known as Morgan Jesse Lappin. The piece will be wrapped in protective parchment blessed by Zeus, and sent in a cushioned mailer. It will also be protected on the inside with cardboard.

Current Edition for Sale: #14 of #100

- With this order, you will also receive a 3.5x2.5 inch card, which serves as a Certificate of Authentication. On the back will be the title of the work, the # edition, the date, and my super fantastic signature. (it will be protected by a plastic sleeve.)Picture of the card shown above.

Here They Come - Collage Print - By Morgan Jesse Lappin

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:15:03 -0400

$15.00
This is a LIMITED print of an original collage using images from old encyclopedias, horror magazines, and other old and unusual publications. This totally awesome print has been tastefully matted down with archival glue to foam board crafted by Dwarves who live inside the earths core.

This piece measures 11x5.5 Inches, ready for framing.

Each piece is signed, titled, and numbered by the artist currently known as Morgan Jesse Lappin. The piece will be sent in a really fascinating manila envelope. It can also be used to hide things you don't want your grandma to see! It will also be protected on the inside with cardboard.

It will be sent in a protective cushioned mailer.

Current edition for sale: #2 of #100

- With this order, you will also receive a 3.5x2.5 inch card, which serves as a Certificate of Authentication. On the back will be the title of the work, the # edition, the date, and my super fantastic signature. (it will be protected by a plastic sleeve.)Picture of the card shown above.

MVP - Collage Print by Morgan Jesse Lappin

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:15:03 -0400

$15.00
This is a LIMITED print of an original collage using pictures from old encyclopedias, and horror magazines. This totally awesome print has been tastefully matted down with archival glue to foam board crafted by Dwarves who live inside the earths core.

This piece measures 8x5.3 Inches, ready for framing.

Each piece is signed, titled, and numbered by the artist currently known as Morgan Jesse Lappin. The piece will be sent in what seems to be a normal manila envelope. But i's actually a very complex tool used by the President to transfer his dentures protecting them from Mutant attacks and lazy Karate Teachers. It will also be protected on the inside with cardboard.

It will be sent in a protective cushioned mailer.

Current edition for sale: #1 of #100

- With this order, you will also receive a 3.5x2.5 inch card, which serves as a Certificate of Authentication. On the back will be the title of the work, the # edition, the date, and my super fantastic signature. (it will be protected by a plastic sleeve.)Picture of the card shown above.

Her Panda - Collage Print - By Morgan Jesse Lappin

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:15:03 -0400

$15.00
"After the first Ninja attack on her way back from school through the Industrial Zone, Joan acquired a Panda."

This is a LIMITED print of an original collage using pictures from old encyclopedias. This totally awesome print has been tastefully matted down with archival glue to foam board crafted by Dwarves who live inside the earths core.

This piece measures 9.5x8.5 Inches, ready for framing.

Each piece is signed, titled, and numbered by the artist currently known as Morgan Jesse Lappin. The piece will be sent in a really fascinating manila envelope, and sent in a cushioned mailer. You can also keep your parents in here. It will also be protected on the inside with cardboard.

Current edition for sale: #1 of #100

- With this order, you will also receive a 3.5x2.5 inch card, which serves as a Certificate of Authentication. On the back will be the title of the work, the # edition, the date, and my super fantastic signature. (it will be protected by a plastic sleeve.)Picture of the card shown above.

THE MACHINE - Collage Print by Morgan Jesse Lappin

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:15:03 -0400

$15.00
"The Machine doesn't slow down for anyone... it shall continue till the end of time."

This is a LIMITED print of an original collage using pictures from old encyclopedias. This totally awesome print has been tastefully matted down with archival glue to foam board crafted by Dwarves who live inside the earths core.

This piece measures 11x5.5 Inches, ready for framing.

Each piece is signed, titled, and numbered by the artist currently known as Morgan Jesse Lappin. The piece will be sent in a respectable manila envelope. This enveloped was blessed by the Pope, to insure safe travels.

Current edition for sale: #1 of #100

- With this order, you will also receive a 3.5x2.5 inch card, which serves as a Certificate of Authentication. On the back will be the title of the work, the # edition, the date, and my super fantastic signature. (it will be protected by a plastic sleeve.)Picture of the card shown above.

Jambos Mambo - Collage Print by Morgan Jesse Lappin

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:15:03 -0400

$15.00
"1956.... Ship wrecked. If it wasn't for the friendly natives we would have never survived even one day. They fed us, bathed us, tickled us, and we danced all.... day.... long. It was Jambo's Mambo!"

This is a LIMITED print of an original collage using pictures from old encyclopedias. This totally awesome print has been tastefully matted down with archival glue to foam board crafted by Dwarves who live inside the earths core.

This piece measures 6.5x8 Inches, ready for framing.

Each piece is signed, titled, and numbered by the artist currently known as Morgan Jesse Lappin. The piece will be sent in a respectable manila envelope. This enveloped was blessed by the Pope, to insure safe travels.

Current edition for sale: #1 of #100

- With this order, you will also receive a 3.5x2.5 inch card, which serves as a Certificate of Authentication. On the back will be the title of the work, the # edition, the date, and my super fantastic signature. (it will be protected by a plastic sleeve.)Picture of the card shown above.

Church Organs - Collage Print - By Morgan Jesse Lappin

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:15:03 -0400

$15.00
Church Organs...

This is a LIMITED print of an original collage using pictures from old encyclopedias. This totally awesome print has been tastefully matted down with archival glue to foam board crafted by Dwarves who live inside the earths core.

This piece measures 6.5x8.5 Inches, ready for framing.

Each piece is signed, titled, and numbered by the artist currently known as Morgan Jesse Lappin. The piece will be sent in a respectable manila envelope. This envelope will also smell very good, so when you buy it.. do yourself a favor, make sure to smell the envelope. It will also be protected on the inside with cardboard.

Current edition for sale: #1 of #100

- With this order, you will also receive a 3.5x2.5 inch card, which serves as a Certificate of Authentication. On the back will be the title of the work, the # edition, the date, and my super fantastic signature. (it will be protected by a plastic sleeve.)Picture of the card shown above.

Butterkids II - Collage Print - By Morgan Jesse Lappin

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:15:03 -0400

$15.00
"Little Eddie Sparklelips always drinks his mom's tea that she leaves unfinished on the kitchen table before going down to Lake Minnetonka. The same Tea she drinks that causes her to talk to the TV for hours. Its the only way to see his friends though, the ones who flutter around his head while he yanks at the rope of his tug boat."

This is a LIMITED print of an original collage using pictures from old encyclopedias. This totally awesome print has been tastefully matted down with archival glue to foam board crafted by Dwarves who live inside the earths core.

This piece measures 7x10 Inches, ready for framing.

Each piece is signed, titled, and numbered by the artist currently known as Morgan Jesse Lappin. The piece will be wrapped in protective parchment blessed by Zeus, and sent in a cushioned mailer. It will also be protected on the inside with cardboard.

Current Edition for sale: #1 of 100

- With this order, you will also receive a 3.5x2.5 inch card, which serves as a Certificate of Authentication. On the back will be the title of the work, the # edition, the date, and my super fantastic signature. (it will be protected by a plastic sleeve.)Picture of the card shown above.

Arm Hopper - Collage Print by Morgan Jesse Lappin

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:15:03 -0400

$15.00
The original version of this collage was sold to Genghis Khan in October 12th, 1223. There are only a few prints that still exist to this day. They have survived fire's, lazer gun attacks, razor burn, and bad karma.

To own one of these is like owning an uncut diamond, only worth much less. Impress your girlfriends, boyfriends, and dog walkers.

This is a LIMITED print of an original collage using pictures from old encyclopedias. This totally awesome print has been tastefully matted down with archival glue to foam board crafted by Dwarves who live inside the earths core.

This piece measures 11x6 Inches, ready for framing.

Each piece is signed, titled, and numbered by the artist currently known as Morgan Jesse Lappin. The piece will be wrapped in protective parchment blessed by Zeus, and sent in a cushioned mailer. It will also be protected on the inside with cardboard.

Current Edition for Sale: #1 of 100

- With this order, you will also receive a 3.5x2.5 inch card, which serves as a Certificate of Authentication. On the back will be the title of the work, the # edition, the date, and my super fantastic signature. (it will be protected by a plastic sleeve.)Picture of the card shown above.

Butter Kids - Collage Print - By Morgan Jesse Lappin

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:15:03 -0400

$15.00
Our bleak fate was foretold centuries ago. Or at least that’s the interpretation some ascribe to the ancient Mayan Long Count calendar, which infamously ends on December 21, 2012 at 11:11 a.m. GMT — the day of apocalypse.

This is a LIMITED print of an original collage using pictures from old encyclopedias. This totally awesome print has been tastefully matted down with archival glue to foam board crafted by Dwarves who live inside the earths core.

This piece measures 7.7x10.4 Inches, ready for framing.

Each piece is signed, titled, and numbered by the artist currently known as Morgan Jesse Lappin. The piece will be wrapped in protective parchment blessed by Zeus, and sent in a cushioned mailer. It will also be protected on the inside with cardboard.

Current Edition for sale: #1 of #100

- With this order, you will also receive a 3.5x2.5 inch card, which serves as a Certificate of Authentication. On the back will be the title of the work, the # edition, the date, and my super fantastic signature. (it will be protected by a plastic sleeve.)Picture of the card shown above.

Son of Sanyo - Collage Print - By Morgan Jesse Lappin

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:15:03 -0400

$15.00
"He lived his childhood through the television screen. He's been stuck there ever since."

This is a LIMITED print of an original collage using pictures from an old Sanyo Manual, and a horror magazine. This totally awesome print has been tastefully matted down with archival glue to foam board crafted by Dwarves who live inside the earths core.

This piece measures 8.5x11 Inches, ready for framing.

Each piece is signed, titled, and numbered by the artist currently known as Morgan Jesse Lappin. The piece will be wrapped in protective parchment blessed by Zeus, and sent in a cushioned mailer. It will also be protected on the inside with cardboard.

Current edition for sale: #1 of #100

- With this order, you will also receive a 3.5x2.5 inch card, which serves as a Certificate of Authentication. On the back will be the title of the work, the # edition, the date, and my super fantastic signature. (it will be protected by a plastic sleeve.)Picture of the card shown above.