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Custom pet portrait

Sat, 02 Jan 2010 19:32:37 -0500

$75.00
Im offering up the chance to have your animal portrayed in acrylics by me. I would need a clear photograph to work from that you could email me. Also I love to do my original style where the animal is slightly stylized/cartoonish with my collaged backround or I can do a more standard realistic style. Which for me isnt too realistic, but see my other pictures for examples. I like working around 6" x 6" up to 10" x 10" . For my own style I work on hardboard, but I can also work on stretched canvas or canvas panel. Also tell me if you have favorite colors you'd like in the piece. The price is 75.00 for the painting. It usually takes me 2 weeks to finish. Email me if you have any questions.
Thank you!

Vintage book The Sexual Side of Love 1972 informative MATURE ADULT

Sat, 02 Jan 2010 18:44:24 -0500

$20.00
This book has excellent historical and modern (circa 1970) photos to illustrate the invaluable information inside, that MAY make you want to kick the next man you see in the crotch. There are NO actual graphic pictures of sex , lots of couples looking at eachother lovingly with blurry edges , this is from the "Woman Alive" set of books. Good for a new wife perhaps?
Or even better for the illustrations. Also the only STD's mentioned are gonorrhea and syphillis "which can both be cured with a shot of penicillin".

Heres a quote:
"In a period of intense overwork, a man can be so claimed by office life that a co-worker becomes for a short while the female companion he needs."

Hardcover 144pages

Vintage book What makes men tick INFORMATIVE

Sat, 02 Jan 2010 18:06:59 -0500

$20.00
THis book is from 1972 and has the best pictures!!!!It is hardcover. Also it is stuffed full of informative mindblowing facts, such as "all men have problems" and chapters such as "What makes men marry". It also features historical pictures as well as 70's. The back has questions and answers. Here is an excerpt "Faced with this puzzling array of female creatures-these perplexing objects of desire and respect, these weaklings who can dominate a man's life, these mystifying women who say they want just one man but who do their best to attract as many as possible-he finds the easiest way to sort them out is to classify and categorize them."

I had no idea how hard it is to be a man.

Did I mention the EXCELLENT pictures!!!???

Green cat looking out the window acrylic painting original Free Shipping

Mon, 28 Dec 2009 19:49:05 -0500

$15.99
4" x 8" acrylic on masonite painting by me done in acrylics. This is good to look at while you contemplate your life thus far.

Snuggler kittens siamese grey tabby cozy acrylic painting OOAK original

Mon, 28 Dec 2009 19:49:05 -0500

$34.99
Here is an adorable one of a kind painting by me. It is 6" x 6" by 5mm thick on canvas board. It is acrylic paint, paper collage, matte medium, more acrylic paint and pencil and ink.

Passing by mind your own business acrylic persian cat painting

Mon, 28 Dec 2009 19:49:05 -0500

$29.99
This is a 6" x 6" painting I did of a persian with attitude. It is on canvas board. I started by painting the board, the collaging on paper pieces, then slathering on ALOT of matt medium , then painting the picture with acrylics and ink. It is about 1/4" thick.

Summer boredom white persian portrait acrylic on canvas board OOAK ennui

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 13:37:15 -0500

$25.99
This is 6" x 6" canvas board. It is acrylic paint, paper, more paint and ink. It is one of a kind, painted by me. Please give this kitty something to do , he is bored and will soon be eating non-edible items to get your attention.

Kittens in a basket 3 persians acrylic painting original

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 13:37:15 -0500

$24.99
This is 6" x 6" x 5mm deep canvas board, it is acrylic paint, paper, matte medium, more paint and ink. It is one of a kind, not a print. The surface is slightly bumpy cause I put on the matte medium by hand. Buy this to watch extreme coziness all the time.

Persian cat painting on wood OOAK original heavy

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 13:37:15 -0500

$59.99
This is an acrylic painting by me on a 12" x 12" x 1/2" piece of wood that is sort of heavy, it has 2 holes drilled in the top to hang it. It also has a crackle/antique effect I painted on which you cant see in the photos. It has paint,paper, and stamped images. It started out as a painting on canvas paper, then I mounted it on wood, painted more and more and more. It is one of a kind.

Binturong acrylic painting on wood, asian bearcat smells like cornchips

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 13:37:15 -0500

$59.99
This is an acrylic painting done by me on wood, it measures 12" x 12" x 1/2" deep. It is sealed with a very think layer of glossy varnish, it has some single cat hairs sealed in it too, there is no avoiding the cat hair here. I love binturongs and I read that they smell like popcorn. There is one at the zoo but he is in the rainforest exhibit and is up in the trees in the dark so there is nothing to see!! But the field museum has a stuffed one and they are a little scary , larger than a raccoon, with light blue eyes. I still want one if I lived in my dream world, they like bananas. They are in Madagascar. This started out on canvas paper then I mounted it onto this wood and painted more. Also the 3rd and 4th photos are from my scanner, 1st one is outside.

animal parts,leg,cat head white kitty cat acrylic painting one of a kind

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 13:37:15 -0500

$17.99
This is an 8" x 10" mixed media collage on canvas board. It is paint, fabric, magazine cut out, scrapbook paper and more paint. It is one of a kind, features a striped cat butt and brown doggy paws.

knit fabric 70s white red blue stripes

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:35:24 -0500

$5.00
Here is some stretchy sweater fabric. The red is that bad tomato red that was popular in the 70's. The piece measures 50" x 58".
It is white with red, blue and brown

crested tinamou bird portrait painting on panel

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:35:12 -0500

$12.99
4" x 6" acrylic on masonite. Ok so I totally stole boygirlparty's dash and leaf shape. It was just an experiment, Im incapable of drawing like her but it is fun to make those leaf shapes. SO this is an ode to crested tinamous and boygirlparty, whose art I LOVE!!! In fact Im wearing her cat pendant which makes me happy when I look at it.

Orange and white kitty cat portrait antiqued painting OOAK

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:35:12 -0500

$12.00
4" x 6" acrylic on masonite. After I painted in I put on a layer of crackle coat and stained it so it sorta looks old.

tiny cougar painting original on stretched canvas OOAK painting totem animal

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:35:12 -0500

$12.99
2.5" x 3.5" x .5"
This is a little painting I did of a cougar/mountain lion/panther/big kitty cat with some strong whiskers. THis would be nice if cougar was your totem animal or if you just want a tiny painting at your desk at work. Or you could hang it by your cat food bowls to protect your kitties. It is both matt and shiny because of the various mediums I used to build up the under layer. There is also paper bits collaged into the layers.

bobcat,lynx,totem animal,power animal,acrylic painting on wood

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:35:11 -0500

$29.99
This is a solid wood 5.75" x 5.75" x .5" piece of wood, I think mahogany with a keyhole hole in the back for hanging. It is painted by me in acrylics. It is one of a kind. It is either a lynx or a bobcat, I think you could only tell if we saw the feet size and maybe the tail.
This would be neat if bobcat/lynx was your totem animal . Otherwise bobcat helps with seeing the unseen and being invisible and catching soft and crunchy rabbits. Yummy

Thank you for looking

light blue kitty cat tabby striped acrylic OOAK painting original whiskas

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:35:11 -0500

$34.99
8" x 10" x 1.5" deep stretched canvas. This is painted in acrylics with some little collaged paper bits. It is deep 1.5" and the edges are painted too so you dont need to frame it. It is a one of a kind original painting, not a print. This reminds me of a cat I baby sit named Little Boy, but we call him LB. He is owned by Teddy Roosevelts great granddaughter. He had the largest squeezable cheeks.

Cougar,mountain lion ,puma,panther original painting power animal totem

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:35:11 -0500

$35.99
This is an 8" X 1O" OVAL Stretched canvas painted by me. It is one of a kind NOT a print. This is for you who have the cougar as your totem animal. It will remind you that you dont always have to be stalking,hunting, kicking a.. you need rest too.
Or maybe you just LIKE cougars, which if you like them enough to buy this I bet it is your totem animal. You can tell Ive been reading about this stuff alot lately.
It is done in acrylics and some paper collage bits.
It would be nice to hang over your bed for protection too.

Thanks for looking

grey tabby persian portrait on canvas board

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:37:09 -0500

$24.99
8" x 10" acrylic painted persian portrait by me. One of a kind, not a print.

Nighttime kitty cat bug eyes portrait OOAK

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:37:09 -0500

$34.99
8" x 10" acrylic on canvas board painted by me. One of a kind

Yellow tabby acrylic portrait exotic shorthair

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:37:09 -0500

$29.99
This is 8" x 10" by 1/2" on canvas board. It is acrylic paint. It is one of a kind NOT a print.

Grey spotted kitty cat persian exotic shorthair acrylic painting

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:37:09 -0500

$31.99
8" x 10" acrylic on canvas board, one of a kind original painting.

African vacation Who wants a pet hyena Acrylic on masonite

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:37:09 -0500

$14.99
This measures just under 4" x 6" on masonite. This was inspired by a photo of the most dangerous places on earth, this was somewhere in Africa where the thugs had pet baboons and hyenas on leashes. Though my hyena still looks like a fat domestic dog shape.

caffeinated spider coffee furry acrylic paint portrait original

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:37:09 -0500

$12.99
4" x 6" acrylic on canvas board, featuring a spider that loves coffee. You are buying the original not a print.

cleaning cat white on couch acrylic painting portrait burgundy green

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:37:08 -0500

$14.99
4" x 6" acrylic and wax on masonite. This is one of a kind, created by me.

Snoozing calico on rug portrait cat acrylic original painting

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:37:08 -0500

$12.99
4" x 6" acrylic and wax on masonite. This has a wax final coat so it is matt finish.
Thanks for looking.

Lion stealing tupperware painting original

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:37:08 -0500

$12.99
This is from a show I saw and LOVED. It was about how animals mess with the people studying them. This lion headed into a small camp , the people all ran, but filmed her. She proceeded to knock over equiptment and cameras and then she picked up this yellow bowl and played with it, then carried it around even though it blocked her vision and made her stumble all over the scientists belongings. It was Hi-Larious!!! I love that kind of stuff. Humans need to be put in our place. We are such know-it-alls.

The same show had a gorilla trying to woo this woman scientist, he was stroking her hair and just lovin what he was seein. She was just trying to be calm and write in her notebook , he was likin her coyness. TRryin to tell her she neednt be shy with HIM. mmm hmmm

And another gorilla hanging out with a male scientist, sharing his little leaves to chew on, then putting some in the scientists pocket just in case, you know, he wants to chew on some leaves later on. Hes cool like that.

tamandua anteater vest portrait OOAK acrylic cuteness

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:37:08 -0500

$12.99
4" x 6" acrylic on masonite. Tamanduas are so painfully cute, go onto youtube and look them up and you will die.

White kitty cat portrait collage plaque painting OOAK

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:37:08 -0500

$14.99
This is on a wood plaque that is just under 4" x 4". First I painted it all green, then I pasted on newspaper that I dyed with walnut crystals and pasted on parts of a childrens book on animals, then I layered on a thick coat of matt medium, well actually it is satin finish, then I painted on the final kitty head. It is one of a kind. NOT a print!

White feral cat giving you warning, leave me alone acrylic painting

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:37:08 -0500

$29.99
This is a 5" x 7" oval stretched canvas . It has alot of layers on it so the surface is uneven. I started with painting the base, then glueing on paper pieces than slathering on matt medium, then more paper collage and more matt medium and then the final kitty painting. This is the original stretched canvas not a print

White cat portrait with milk ring

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:37:08 -0500

$29.99
This is just under 8" x 8" it is a piece of mahogany plywood, and it has a keyhole hole in the back so you can just hang it on a nail. It has acrylic paint, and crackle paint on it.

It is a happy cat holding onto his milk ring that has tired him out with its antics of trying to get away. I mean that is what is painted on the panel. He has pretty orange gold eyes.

notepad depressed Schmoo cat to do list hairball rain

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:36:12 -0500

$2.00
Here is a 3.5 " x 5.5" notepad, it has 50 sheets. It was made from a collage I did with paper and ink and typing. It features raindrops and hairballs.

Decorated moleskin journal allergic sad kitty cat white exotic shorthair

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 18:15:20 -0500

$8.00
This is a moleskin sketchbook that I decorated with my Schmoo image and a flowered fabric piece. They are sewn onto the cover. Schmoo is printed onto the fabric and wont rub off. The inside is blank off-white paper.

Barkcloth vintage linen mid-century retro fabric orange green brown

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 17:42:17 -0500

$14.00
This fabric is 48" wide by 53" or 4 ft 3" long. There is also an extra 24" x 32" piece attached. It says "Screenprinted on 100% linen preshrunk washable" along the selvage. It is in great condition just needs to be ironed. Has a nice heavy drape to it, it is softer than what I usually think of barkcloth.

unisuit romper one piece jumper brown and orange retro 70's

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 17:24:33 -0500

$25.00
This is the most ridiculous item I have seen in a long time. What was this worn for? Maybe with white go-go boots. It is 100% acetate. Feels like a double knit. Lovely brown with white and orange trim. It zips up the back. The model is a size 12-14 and it was snug. So probably fits ladies medium perfectly. There is also a few of those string loops to hold a belt. Any other questions please convo me.

postcard rain cat and mouse

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:12:01 -0500

$1.00
postcard made of my painting of a cat in the rain with his mousefriend. Printed by Vistaprint.

Persian profile postcard Orange kitty cat whiskers fluff

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:11:29 -0500

$1.00
This is a postcard I had made of my painting. It is standard postcard size.

Linen screenprint fabric mid-century folk banner orange tapestry

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:10:58 -0500

$25.00
This is a nifty vintage linen banner I found that seems brand new. It says on it that it is "Handprinted Moledet Israel" . It measures 19" x 34" including the fringe. It has a wonderful folk/animal image. It is on a stiff burlap type linen.

persian in the rain stationery set handmade

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:57:46 -0500

$6.00
This is a stationery set made by me, the image is from a painting I did of Schmoo in the rain. The envelope is A2 size and it comes with 5 "to" and 5 "from" stickers. The stickers are cut out by hand so they aren't' perfectly square. You get 10 sheets and 5 envelopes. The letter sheet is white on the back.
The "from" sticker is an opossum snuggled up with a Doritos bag in the corner of the box, this is why Schmoo is stuck outside the box. Poor Schmoo.
Also the actual color has a bit more grey/green in it, it is not as blue and the photos show.

Holiday card set unhappy cat handmade 5 pack

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:50:56 -0500

$8.00
Here is a set of 5 handmade cards with envelopes . They are A2 size (5 3/4" x 4 1/4"). I printed my drawing then cut it out and sewed it onto speckled cardstock. Then I lined the envelopes with holiday paper. They are blank inside and on the back it says "created by Julia Jasinski Schmoomunitions.com" that saying is small, it is on the middle bottom and measures 1/4" x 1 1/2" . Too bad Schmoo is so uncomfortable during holidays.
I have 2 sets of white and 1 set of olive green, please specify what color you'd like.

Kitty nipple postcard green pink white cat

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:03:00 -0500

$2.00
This is a postcard 4 1/4" x 5 1/2" . It is a print of my famous painting of a cat relaxing and showing his/her nipples. Sex-eeee. This is on a matte finish cardstock, professionally printed.

blockprinted folding blank card persian cat

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 19:05:43 -0500

$3.00
This is a handprinted card I made with an image I carved from a rubber block. The inside is blank. This is for a set of 3. They are printed in natural colors, white,beige, tan and some are on light cardstock mounted on black paper. If you have color preferences tell me and Ill try to accommodate. Thanks for looking

Holiday,x-mas,kwanzaa card set cat persian bow dead bird 3 pack

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 18:59:59 -0500

$3.00
I made this card with a print gocco (sorta silkscreen sorta). It is from a drawing I did of a persian cat enjoying his holiday season. The inside says "Happy Holidays". They are in nontraditional colors : purple, green, aqua,white and beige. If you have a preference just let me know and Ill try to accommodate you. This is for a set of 3 cards.

Grey persian postcard shadow box dusty rose bow sweetness

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:54:37 -0500

$1.00
This is a postcard I had made of a Schmoo shadow box I made and sold. Now everyone can enjoy Schmoo's beauty for a mere 1$.

sad allergic kitty cat acrylic on canvas

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:16:51 -0500

$49.99
Here is an original one of a kind painting done by me on an oval stretched canvas. It measures 10" tall by 8" across. This is not a print.

Flat notes hand carved and printed paw prints bones toys set of 5