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Dracula is still the Sweetest Vampire Bela Lugosi inspired Not to be confused with Twilight 5x7 fine art print Limited Edition

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:19:18 -0500

$7.99
With his hypnotizing, cruel eyes and scream-bloody-gore-blood-freaking red background, Dracula will look freaking sweet on your wall!

This is inspired by the OG Dracula movie! He is waaaay sweeter than all of these Sucker MC vampires you see nowaday.

Sucker MC (suhk-er emm see)
-noun
1. One who attempts to be cool and fails miserably.
2. A rapper -also known as an MC (emcee) who's rapping skills are feeble.

OG (Ooh-Gee)
-noun
1. Original Gangsta
2. The real McCoy.

You may ask "Hey, Tiger! What the hell, dude? You have Dracula on here -but where's the twist? You know...How come he's not puking out blood or taking a crap or something?! You're not going soft on us, are you?!"

Well, I answer to thee:
"Look, Dracula is sweet! He's like some scary dude that can turn into a bat and fuck some shit up! Plus, I already painted it and it looked cool. No big Whoop!"

This is a print of an original oil painting.

TIP: Put this in a highly ornate frame for a very high-class effect! Show your friends that you are #1

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Print Information

The print is 5x7 and is ready to frame!
Professionally printed on Archival Quality Kodak Professional Supra Endura paper. What does that mean? It means that it's some bomb-ass paper that will last longer than a heavily armored immortal shark with a bazooka in a knife fight!

Contact me if you are interested in other sizes.

Print is unmatted and unframed. Copyright watermark will not appear on purchased print, but I'm sure that you already figured that out!!

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Boring Legal Crap

All images used on this site are the property of The Legendary Tiger Hero. Using them in any way without permission is a strict violation of copyright law. Purchase of a original art or prints does not entitle the buyer to any reproduction rights.

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Please feel free to convo me with ANY questions!

Here's some FAQ's for inspiration:

Q: Dear LTH, do you do commissions?
A: Hell, yes I do! Tell me more, please!!

Q: Yo, Tiger! About how many pancakes can you eat?
A: I can eat a lot! One time I must have eaten like 7!!

Legendary Sea Battle Robot vs Squid Print 8x10

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:19:18 -0500

$13.99
Whoaaa, Lady! Looks like that big monster squid is at it again! Humanity's only hope is a big robot! Don't fret, Looks like our robotic savior is a "cut" above the rest!

Add some aquatic hijinx to you living quarters with this Totally Nautical print!

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Print Information

Print is 8"x10" image is 9"x7"

Professionally printed on Archival Quality Kodak Professional Supra Endura paper. What does that mean? It means that it's some bomb-ass paper that will last longer than a heavily armored immortal shark with a bazooka in a knife fight!

Contact me if you are interested in other sizes.

Print is unmatted and unframed. Copyright watermark will not appear on purchased print, but I'm sure that you already figured that out!!

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Boring Legal Crap

All images used on this site are the property of The Legendary Tiger Hero. Using them in any way without permission is a strict violation of copyright law. Purchase of a original art or prints does not entitle the buyer to any reproduction rights.

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Please feel free to convo me with ANY questions!

Here's some FAQ's for inspiration:

Q: Dear LTH, do you do commissions?
A: Hell, yes I do! Tell me more, please!!

Q: Yo, Tiger! About how many pancakes can you eat?
A: I can eat a lot! One time I must have eaten like 7!!

Jabba the Hutt Barfed his Guts all the way down to Pizza Hut fine art print 8x10

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:19:18 -0500

$13.99
Whoa! Here it is: The mutha-lode! Check out Jabba spew his way back to being hungry again! The fattest guy in the universe just missed the toilet for the 12th time today!

TIP: Put this in a highly ornate gold frame for a very high-class effect! Show your friends that you are #1

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Print Information

Print is 8"x10" image is approx. 6"x9.5"

Professionally printed on Archival Quality Kodak Professional Supra Endura paper. What does that mean? It means that it's some bomb-ass paper that will last longer than a heavily armored immortal shark with a bazooka in a knife fight!

Contact me if you are interested in other sizes.

Print is unmatted and unframed. Copyright watermark will not appear on purchased print, but I'm sure that you already figured that out!!

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Boring Legal Crap

All images used on this site are the property of The Legendary Tiger Hero. Using them in any way without permission is a strict violation of copyright law. Purchase of a original art or prints does not entitle the buyer to any reproduction rights.

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Please feel free to convo me with ANY questions!

Here's some FAQ's for inspiration:

Q: Dear LTH, do you do commissions?
A: Hell, yes I do! Tell me more, please!!

Q: Yo, Tiger! About how many pancakes can you eat?
A: I can eat a lot! One time I must have eaten like 7!!

Frankenstein Created a Really Big Dude out of Corpses and just Look What Happened 5x7 fine art print

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:19:18 -0500

$7.99
Cool Description:

With his bolted neck, horridly shaped head, and previously used body parts, this will look freaking sweet on your dungeon wall! (or any other wall you might have!)

You may ask "Hey, Tiger! What gives? You have Frankenstein on here -but where's the twist? Where's the puke or guitar or something? You're not getting soft on us, are you?"

Well, I say to you:
"Look, Frankenstein is sweet. Just look at his face! This is the face of all that is wrong with humanity. He also looks like he just had a stroke. He feels so horrible. Does your skin feel like a fucking kneaded eraser? No?! His does!! Have some empathy and buy him."

Stupid fucking "High Art" description that art snoots eat up:

Subtle hints of green accent The Monster's face to retain the original black and white feel of the classic film while still adding color depth. The purple background contrasts the figure adding a mysterious atmosphere.

This is a print of an original oil painting!

TIP: Put this in a highly ornate frame for a very high-class effect! Show your friends that you are #1

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Print Information

The print is 5x7 and is ready to frame!
Professionally printed on Archival Quality Kodak Professional Supra Endura paper. What does that mean? It means that it's some bomb-ass paper that will last longer than a heavily armored immortal shark with a bazooka in a knife fight!

Contact me if you are interested in other sizes.

Print is unmatted and unframed. Copyright watermark will not appear on purchased print, but I'm sure that you already figured that out!!

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Boring Legal Crap

All images used on this site are the property of The Legendary Tiger Hero. Using them in any way without permission is a strict violation of copyright law. Purchase of a original art or prints does not entitle the buyer to any reproduction rights.

============================================================

Please feel free to convo me with ANY questions!

Here's some FAQ's for inspiration:

Q: Dear LTH, do you do commissions?
A: Hell, yes I do! Tell me more, please!!

Q: Yo, Tiger! About how many pancakes can you eat?
A: I can eat a lot! One time I must have eaten like 7!!

E.T. Puking out Candy and Beer onto Dying Geraniums original art paining on wood panel 3x5

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:19:17 -0500

$50.00
Depicted here is planet Earth's most beloved Extra-Terrestrial in an enjoyable display of intergalactic vomit!! Looks like E.T. got motion sick from all of those whimsical flying bicycle hijinks and hurled his reese's pieces all over that magical geranium of his! It's going to take more than E.T.'s enchanted healing finger to cure this nausea! Just wait until Elliot finds out about this!! Owwwwwwwwch!

E.T. is painted in oils on a stylish 3x5 in. cradled wood panel. C'mon, everybody loves E.T.!

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Boring Legal Crap

All images used on this site are the property of The Legendary Tiger Hero. Using them in any way without permission is a strict violation of copyright law. Purchase of a original art or prints does not entitle the buyer to any reproduction rights.

============================================================

Please feel free to convo me with ANY questions!

Here's some FAQ's for inspiration:

Q: Dear LTH, do you do commissions?
A: Hell, yes I do! Tell me more, please!!

Q: Yo, Tiger! About how many pancakes can you eat?
A: I can eat a lot! One time I must have eaten like 7!!

Robo Cthulhu Rises fine art print 8x10

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:31:14 -0500

$13.99
The Robo-Ancient One has awaken!! Things aren't looking too good for that Clipper ship -or Humanity!!! Get this nautical masterpiece print today!

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Print Information

Print is 8"x10" image is 9"x7"

Professionally printed on Archival Quality Kodak Professional Supra Endura paper. What does that mean? It means that it's some bomb-ass paper that will last longer than a heavily armored immortal shark with a bazooka in a knife fight!

Contact me if you are interested in other sizes.

Print is unmatted and unframed. Copyright watermark will not appear on purchased print, but I'm sure that you already figured that out!!

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Boring Legal Crap

All images used on this site are the property of The Legendary Tiger Hero. Using them in any way without permission is a strict violation of copyright law. Purchase of a original art or prints does not entitle the buyer to any reproduction rights.

============================================================

Please feel free to convo me with ANY questions!

Here's some FAQ's for inspiration:

Q: Dear LTH, do you do commissions?
A: Hell, yes I do! Tell me more, please!!

Q: Yo, Tiger! About how many pancakes can you eat?
A: I can eat a lot! One time I must have eaten like 7!!

Cthulhu Awakens and Totally Shreds a Sweet Ass Guitar Solo 8x10 fine art print

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:56:07 -0500

$13.99
Behold....The most METAL item on Etsy!!!!

He has risen from the depths of the freezing blackend sea and he totally fucking wails!!!!

The Mighty one rules! Look at his tentacle tap teqhnique!

The Cthulhu Mythos is great -but- I still felt that it lacked solos. So, here you have it.

WHHheeeeeeeeeerrrrrr!!!! Bidddledididdledi ReeeeR WHeerrrr!!

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Print Information

Print is 8"x10" with an approx. 1/4 inch border
Professionally printed on Archival Quality Kodak Professional Supra Endura paper. What does that mean? It means that it's some bomb-ass paper that will last longer than a heavily armored immortal shark with a bazooka in a knife fight!

Contact me if you are interested in other sizes.

Print is unmatted and unframed. Copyright watermark will not appear on purchased print, but I'm sure that you already figured that out!!

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Boring Legal Crap

All images used on this site are the property of The Legendary Tiger Hero. Using them in any way without permission is a strict violation of copyright law. Purchase of a original art or prints does not entitle the buyer to any reproduction rights.

============================================================

Please feel free to convo me with ANY questions!

Here's some FAQ's for inspiration:

Q: Dear LTH, do you do commissions?
A: Hell, yes I do! Tell me more, please!!

Q: Yo, Tiger! About how many pancakes can you eat?
A: I can eat a lot! One time I must have eaten like 7!!

Dracula and Frankenstein Creature Double Feature Fun Pack 2 Prints

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:56:07 -0500

$13.00
Boring description:

You get both Frankenstein and Dracula 5x7 prints for a discounted price!

Zazzy Description:

(Read aloud and talk like The Crypt Keeper or Elvira or something)

Hell-o all you guys and ghouls! I've got a Creature Double Feature that's sure to send shivers down your spine! You'll get two frightfully good prints for a low price!

First we have a guy that's completely "bats"! Of course I'm talking about Dracula! I bid you fair warning -he can be a real "pain in the neck"! I've got to admit though, I'm a real "sucker" for him!

Next we have a real tall drink of gruesome! Here comes Frankenstein! He might look scary, but you don't have to "bolt" home to your "mummy". He's actually a nice guy! You may even want to be his "ghoul"friend!

So tell your "fiends" about the "beast" deal on Etsy! Or shall I say "Hexsy"! You'll "fang" me later! Pleasant nightmares! Bwahhhh-hahahahahaha!

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Print Information

Each print is 5x7 and is ready to frame!
Professionally printed on Archival Quality Kodak Professional Supra Endura paper. What does that mean? It means that it's some bomb-ass paper that will last longer than a heavily armored immortal shark with a bazooka in a knife fight!

Contact me if you are interested in other sizes.

Print is unmatted and unframed. Copyright watermark will not appear on purchased print, but I'm sure that you already figured that out!!

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Boring Legal Crap

All images used on this site are the property of The Legendary Tiger Hero. Using them in any way without permission is a strict violation of copyright law. Purchase of a original art or prints does not entitle the buyer to any reproduction rights.

Batman Puking his Friggin Guts Out fine art print 8x10

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:54:20 -0500

$13.99
Pow!! Gag!! Puke!!

Looks like Batman has another bad case of the barfs! I hope that he's got some Bat-Antacids in that utility belt! This dark knight might be quite nimble in performing fantastic physical feats, but one thing this crime fighter sucks at is making it to the bat-toilet on time! Alfred's gonna be pissed when he sees this bat-heap!

BAT-TIP: Put this in a highly ornate gold frame for a very high-class effect! Show your friends that you are #1

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Print Information

Print is 8"x10" image is 6.5"x9"

Professionally printed on Archival Quality Kodak Professional Supra Endura paper. What does that mean? It means that it's some bomb-ass paper that will last longer than a heavily armored immortal shark with a bazooka in a knife fight!

Contact me if you are interested in other sizes.

Print is unmatted and unframed. Copyright watermark will not appear on purchased print, but I'm sure that you already figured that out!!

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Boring Legal Crap

All images used on this site are the property of The Legendary Tiger Hero. Using them in any way without permission is a strict violation of copyright law. Purchase of a original art or prints does not entitle the buyer to any reproduction rights.

============================================================

Please feel free to convo me with ANY questions!

Here's some FAQ's for inspiration:

Q: Dear LTH, do you do commissions?
A: Hell, yes I do! Tell me more, please!!

Q: Yo, Tiger! About how many pancakes can you eat?
A: I can eat a lot! One time I must have eaten like 7!!

Darth Chillin out, Drinking Beer and Looking Sweet as Hell Original Art painting on 4x4 wooden panel

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:43:49 -0500

$50.00
Aw, snap! Vader is at it again! After (and during) a hard days work, this tall drink of evil chill-axes with his favorite brew...an Imperial Pilsner, of course! How does he drink that thing?

Darth is painted in oils on a stylish 4x4 cradled wood panel.

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Boring Legal Crap

All images used on this site are the property of The Legendary Tiger Hero. Using them in any way without permission is a strict violation of copyright law. Purchase of a original art or prints does not entitle the buyer to any reproduction rights.

============================================================

Please feel free to convo me with ANY questions!

Here's some FAQ's for inspiration:

Q: Dear LTH, do you do commissions?
A: Hell, yes I do! Tell me more, please!!

Q: Yo, Tiger! Can you spell something for me?
A: Sure! J-U-M-P K-I-C-K (That spells sweetness!)

Jabba Misses His Pink Toilet and Barfs onto the Floor Instead 3x5 Original Painting on Wood

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:43:48 -0500

$50.00
Awww! He missed!
Isn't it great that Jabba has a pink potty that's clearly too small for a Hutt? It is said amongst His majesty's royal court of space mutants that Jabba does this every two hours! Hey, somebody get this slug some pepto!

Painting is oil on a 3x5 in. cradled wood panel. Such a small painting for such a huge guy!

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Boring Legal Crap

All images used on this site are the property of The Legendary Tiger Hero. Using them in any way without permission is a strict violation of copyright law. Purchase of a original art or prints does not entitle the buyer to any reproduction rights.

============================================================

Please feel free to convo me with ANY questions!

Here's some FAQ's for inspiration:

Q: Dear LTH, do you do commissions?
A: Hell, yes I do! Tell me more, please!!

Q: Yo, Tiger! About how many pancakes can you eat?
A: I can eat a lot! One time I must have eaten like 7!!

Lard the Impaler The Fattest Dude who ever Impaled Food and Dressed like Vlad 8x10 print

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:58:04 -0500

$13.99
In the year 1456, a morbid warrior prince named Vlad III Dracula inherited the Throne of Wallachia. He and his army: The Order of the Dragon would eliminate all threats to his power. His enemies would pay with their blood. His favorite method of slaying his enemies was by impalement with large stakes. Some call him a demon. Others call him a savior.

The story of Dracula lives on to this day and has jack shit to do with our feature creature: Lard the Impaler!!

Lard the Impaler lives in Hollywood and has a weight problem. It's probably not a glandular thing either, given the amount of food he eats! He has the peculiar habit of impaling his food onto stakes before consumption! You may have seen him at Denny's doing so with his Southwestern Sizzlin' Skillet. He also has custom fangs made by the children's dentist he goes to. It's a real treat to see him sink his fangs into a raspberry jelly filled donut and then suck out the jelly!

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Print Information

Print is 8"x10" with an approx. 1/4 inch border
Professionally printed on Archival Quality Kodak Professional Supra Endura paper. What does that mean? It means that it's some bomb-ass paper that will last longer than a heavily armored immortal shark with a bazooka in a knife fight!

Contact me if you are interested in other sizes.

Print is unmatted and unframed. Copyright watermark will not appear on purchased print, but I'm sure that you already figured that out!!

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Boring Legal Crap

All images used on this site are the property of The Legendary Tiger Hero. Using them in any way without permission is a strict violation of copyright law. Purchase of a original art or prints does not entitle the buyer to any reproduction rights.

============================================================

Please feel free to convo me with ANY questions!

Here's some FAQ's for inspiration:

Q: Dear LTH, do you do commissions?
A: Hell, yes I do! Tell me more, please!!

Q: Yo, Tiger! About how many pancakes can you eat?
A: I can eat a lot! One time I must have eaten like 7!!

GRAB BAG of 5 ZANY ACEOs all ORIGINAL ART

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:58:33 -0500

$50.00
NOTICE: Deadline to pay for these and receive them before Xmas is December 10th!!!!

This listing is for ORIGINAL ART aceos!!!!!!

THE PICTURES SEEN HERE ON THIS LISTING ARE MERE EXAMPLES OF WHAT YOU MIGHT GET!! There's A LOT more!!!!

You will get 5 aceos that have been randomly selected by me -The Legendary Tiger Hero!!

Q: Which ones will I get?
A: It's a surprise! That's the fun part, because surprises are fun! The pictures seen here are mere examples of what you might get!!

Could it be a death metal Sasquatch? Or, perhaps some other silly animal of some sort? Maybe it will be a hideous portrait of somebody's mom or it could be a pizza!!! You'll have to buy them and see! One thing is for sure....there's a 100% chance of TOTAL SWEETNESS!!! You and your pals will pee your pants with these ZANY cards!!!!!!!

Each aceo is hand drawn and colored with oil washes on 2.5"x 3.5" card stock and are placed in a protective slip case!! Let me repeat that you're getting 5 pieces of legendary ORIGINAL ART for one low-ass price!!!!!

Black borders do not appear on actual card!

Please feel free to convo me with ANY questions!

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Boring Legal Crap

All images used on this site are the property of The Legendary Tiger Hero. Using them in any way without permission is a strict violation of copyright law. Purchase of a original art or prints does not entitle the buyer to any reproduction rights.

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Plight of the Seabots 8x10

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:58:07 -0500

$13.99
FACT: Robots love to be at sea.
FACT: Robots disregard fire safety resulting in ship fires.
FACT: Robots are terrible swimmers.
FACT: Robots can walk on the ocean floor.
FACT: Sea monsters are the natural enemy of robots.
FACT: Robots are hard to bite

What will happen to these seabots?
That vampire shark looks pretty dangerous!

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Print Information

Print is 8"x10" with a 1/2" border

Professionally printed on Archival Quality Kodak Professional Supra Endura paper. What does that mean? It means that it's some bomb-ass paper that will last longer than a heavily armored immortal shark with a bazooka in a knife fight!

Contact me if you are interested in other sizes.

Print is unmatted and unframed. Copyright watermark will not appear on purchased print, but I'm sure that you already figured that out!!

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Boring Legal Crap

All images used on this site are the property of The Legendary Tiger Hero. Using them in any way without permission is a strict violation of copyright law. Purchase of a original art or prints does not entitle the buyer to any reproduction rights.

============================================================

Please feel free to convo me with ANY questions!

Here's some FAQ's for inspiration:

Q: Dear LTH, do you do commissions?
A: Hell, yes I do! Tell me more, please!!

Q: Yo, Tiger! About how many pancakes can you eat?
A: I can eat a lot! One time I must have eaten like 7!!

Robotical-Nautical Trilogy Fun Pack -3 prints

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 09:49:45 -0500

$35.00
All three of the chaotic sea paintings! That's right! You get all 3 for one low ass price!!

All prints are 8x10. You get:

1) Robot vs. Squid
2) Robo Cthulhu Rises
3) Plight of the Seabots

Put them in your bathroom! Give them to your friends! Keep 2 and give your least favorite to your friend!

These prints look bad as a mofo when framed, especially really tacky ornate frames! Show everybody how high-freakin class you are! You and you pad will look like a million bucks!

So what are you waiting for? Bust it!

TOTALLY NAUTICAL!! (say it with the same enthusiasm as if you were saying "totally radical")

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All prints are 8x10 and have a border.

Contact me if you are interested in other sizes.

Print is unmatted and unframed. Copyright watermark will not appear on purchased print, but I'm sure that you already figured that out!!

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Boring Legal Crap

All images used on this site are the property of The Legendary Tiger Hero. Using them in any way without permission is a strict violation of copyright law. Purchase of a original art or prints does not entitle the buyer to any reproduction rights.

============================================================

Please feel free to convo me with ANY questions!

Here's some FAQ's for inspiration:

Q: Dear LTH, do you do commissions?
A: Hell, yes I do! Tell me more, please!!

Q: Yo, Tiger! You wanna go in on a pizza?
A: Hell, yes! Pizza is freakin righteous! Party on, Wayne!