Etsy Shop for Xenotees

Collective Names of Animals - Mens Brown Medium

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:55:30 -0500

$22.00
Animal Group Names T-shirt

A "tower of giraffes", a "bloat of hippos", "cloud of grasshoppers", a "bale of turtles", a "crash of rhinoceros" or a "watch of nightingales"? Really?! You Betcha, and many many more...

This is a list of over 100 animals & their collective names- some you've heard, but mostly the ones you haven't, & they are truly hard to believe!

Men's American Apparel Shirt available in:

Size: Medium (currently sold out of other sizes - should be back in the shop by December 9th)
Color: Brown with Blue ink

►PHOTO CREDIT of Model: BY Rachel of GetReadySetGo.Etsy.com - Please visit her shop! (Thank you Rachel!)

Good Luck Fork Shirt - Ladies Asphalt S to L

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:42:27 -0500

$22.00
This is my favorite fork. I made a scan of it because I love it so much & fashioned it into a unique tee as a tribute!

This is the most comfortable shirt! My favorite- a style I wear all the time. It can be worn with the fork in the front on the top or the bottom.

The women's sleeveless shirts run truer to size (I personally think they run a little big but they can also shrink a bit so consult the measurement chart).

As far as this style goes, it is an extremely flattering shirt with a skirt or jeans.

Printed with metallic ink for a nice shiny effect!

Available in:

Size: Small / Medium / Large (currently sold out of X-Large, let me know if you'd like to be notified when it's are back in stock!)
Color: Asphalt

►►► Please specify what size you would like (in the comment box) when ordering, thanks!

►PHOTO CREDIT of Model: by Rachel of GetReadySetGo.Etsy.com - Please visit her shop! (Thank you Rachel!)

Organic Collective Names of Animals - Pomegranate Kids 2T or 4T / Youth 8 or 12

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:41:45 -0500

$24.00
A "bloat of hippos", a "muster of peacocks", a "shiver of sharks", a "drift of pigs", a "romp of otters", or a "sleuth of bears"? Really? You Betcha-and many more!

This is a list of over 100 animals & their collective names- some you've heard, but mostly the ones you haven't, & they are hard to believe!

These are incredibly soft!

Color: Outstanding Organic Pomegranate
Kid's Sizes: 2T / 4T and Youth 8 / Youth 12

►►► Please specify the color & size when ordering (in the notes to seller box)! Thanks!

Good Luck Fork Shirt - Ladies Longsleeve Eggplant S to XL

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:40:45 -0500

$24.00
This is my favorite fork. I made a scan of it because I love it so much, and then decided it had to go on a shirt!

This shirt is so comfortable & cozy! The sleeves are beautifully finished with a merrow hem so that they flare ever so slightly and you can pull them over your hands if you get cold!

Printed with metallic silver ink for a nice shiny effect (but not too thick & rubbery!).

Available in:

Size: Small / Medium / Large / X-Large
Color: Eggplant

►► Please specify shirt size (in the notes to seller box) when placing your order. Thanks!

Model: Tauvia

Photographer: John Michaels
contact - www.photographyjohnmichaels.com

Giant Saw Blade - Mens Black Small

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:39:41 -0500

$22.00
The Giant Saw Blade design is placed on the shirt in a dynamic, flattering way... The image wraps around the side to the back a bit.

* Printed with a dark silver ink *

Men's American Apparel Shirt available in:
Color: Black
Sizes: Small

Japanese Star Moss - 3/4 Sleeve - Eggplant in Small to X-Large

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:06:52 -0500

$24.00
The Japanese Star Moss design is based on a drawing I made, inspired by some photos in one of my National Geographic magazines. Since they are hand drawn, each little moss has it's own unique shape & personality.

Printed with Plush green ink for a soft mossy effect, on a 3/4 Sleeve Boatneck American Apparel shirt. Beautiful style!

Available in:

Color: Luscious Eggplant
Sizes: Small / Medium / Large / X-Large

►► Please let me know what size you would like when you check out! Thanks!

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Note: Due to the nature of Plush ink, the color and thickness of the moss may vary slightly.

►PHOTO CREDIT of Model: by Rachel of GetReadySetGo.Etsy.com - Please visit her shop! (Thank you Rachel!)

French Pet Lobster Shirt - Creme Summer Shirt - S to XL

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:00:41 -0500

$22.00
« J'ai le goût des homards, qui sont tranquilles, sérieux, savent les secrets de la mer, n'aboient pas... »

Translation:
"I have a liking for lobsters. They are peaceful, serious creatures. They know the secrets of the sea, they don’t bark..."

Supposedly the French poet, Gérard de Nerval, would walk his pet lobster with a ribbon. This was his reasoning for adopting a lobster as opposed to a dog!

Available in a wonderfully soft American Apparel Summer shirt. This shirt has a slightly larger neck, slimmer cut & longer length. It's a pleasure to wear, I swear!

Please look at the shirt measurements carefully. These run on the smaller side & may shrink some if not washed in cold water.

Women's Summer Shirt
Color: Crème
Size: Small / Medium / Large / X-Large

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Photo credit (picture 2): RJ of BaileyDoesntBark.etsy.com - thank you RJ!

Photo credit (picture 1): John Michaels
Contact: whitehorse100769 [!at] gmail.com
Model: Celeste

French Pet Lobster Shirt - Slate Mens S to XL

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 15:33:36 -0500

$22.00
French Pet Lobster Shirt
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« J'ai le goût des homards, qui sont tranquilles, sérieux, savent les secrets de la mer, n'aboient pas... »

Translation:
"I have a liking for lobsters. They are peaceful, serious creatures. They know the secrets of the sea, they don’t bark..."

Supposedly the French poet, Gérard de Nerval, would walk his pet lobster with a ribbon. This was his reasoning for adopting a lobster as opposed to a dog!

---► Each shirt ships with a translation card!

Available for in an 100% cotton unisex t-shirt, in the following:

Color: Slate
Size: Small / Medium / Large / X-Large

These are also available in organic Dijon!
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24176522

►►► Please specify what size you would like (in the comment box) when ordering, thanks!

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Model: John, taken by RJ from baileydoesntbark.etsy.com - Thank you RJ!*

* All shirts are unworn- modeled shirts are never sold.

Japanese Star Moss - 3/4 Sleeve Boatneck in Navy in S to XL

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 15:33:19 -0500

$24.00
The Japanese Star Moss design is based on a drawing I made, inspired by some photos in one of my National Geographic magazines. Since they are hand drawn, each little moss has it's own unique shape & personality.

Printed with Plush green ink for a soft mossy effect, on a 3/4 Sleeve Boat neck American Apparel shirt, 100% cotton. A truly beautiful style!

Available in:

Color: Navy
Sizes: Small / Medium / Large / X-Large

►► Please let me know what size you would like when you check out! Thanks!

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Note: Due to the nature of Plush ink, the color and thickness of the moss may vary slightly.

Model 1: Tauvia

Model 2: Sophie Mann
contact - www.sophiehannahmann.com/sophie/home.html

Photographer: John Michaels
contact - www.photographyjohnmichaels.com

Please note- modeled shirts are kept by the models & your shirt will always be completely new & unworn!

French Pet Lobster in Creme - Size S to XL

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 15:33:09 -0500

$22.00
Make sure to check out all the cool scarves + tops in my shop!
--► http://www.etsy.com/shop/Xenotees

Nerval's French Pet Lobster t-shirt
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« J'ai le goût des homards, qui sont tranquilles, sérieux, savent les secrets de la mer, n'aboient pas... »

Translation:
"I have a liking for lobsters. They are peaceful, serious creatures. They know the secrets of the sea, they don’t bark..."

Supposedly the French poet, Gérard de Nerval, would walk his pet lobster with a ribbon. This was his reasoning for adopting a lobster as opposed to a dog!

Available in a wonderfully soft American Apparel scoop neck shirt- one of my most favorite styles to wear!
►► About this shirt style, from American Apparel◄◄
"A unique and reversible top – featuring a scoop neck on one side, and a scooped boat neck on the other – allowing you to wear it in either direction."
► 100% Sheer Jersey cotton construction
► Merrow® stitch hem
► Cap sleeves
► Form-fitting

Color: Creme
Size: Small / Medium / Large / X-Large

►►► Please let me know what size you would like when you checkout (in the message box)! Thanks!

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PHOTO 1: Eve of TwoKnit.Etsy.com - thank you Eve! (She is wearing a size Small.)

PHOTO 2 of Model: Caroline (She is wearing a size Small) by Rachel of GetReadySetGo.Etsy.com - Please visit her shop! (Thank you Rachel!)

Japanese Star Moss Scarf in Asphalt

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:59:53 -0500

$22.00
The Japanese Star Moss design is based on a drawing I made, inspired by some photos in one of my National Geographic magazines. Since they are hand drawn, each little moss has it's own unique shape & personality.

Printed with Plush green ink for a tactile mossy effect, on a Sheer Jersey cotton American Apparel scarf - so soft and cozy! Made in the USA, printed in the USA.

More about the scarf:
► 100% Sheer Jersey cotton construction
► Dimensions: 93" x 16" (236cm x 41cm)
► Raw edges
► Unisex

Color: Asphalt

--► Here it is in EGGPLANT http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32680089

Collective Names of Animals - Mens Asphalt Longsleeve shirt in S / L / XL

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:59:37 -0500

$24.00
Is there really a "tower of giraffes", a "smack of jellyfish", a "bale of turtles" or a "drift of pigs"? You Betcha-and many, many more...

This is a list of over 100 animals & their collective names- some you've heard, but mostly the ones you haven't, & they are truly hard to believe!

Men's American Apparel Shirt, with white type available in:

Color: Asphalt
Sizes: Small / Large / X-Large

►► Please let me know what size you would like when you check out! Thanks!

► Model: Thank you Corrie of corrieberrypie.etsy.com for having her husband model his Xenotee here! Please visit her shop full of gorgeous creations!

Japanese Star Moss - Long sleeved shirt in Eggplant S or M

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 05:03:23 -0500

$24.00
The Japanese Star Moss design is an original drawing I made, inspired by one of my National Geographic magazines. Since they are hand drawn, each little moss has it's own unique shape & personality.

Printed with Plush green ink for a tactile mossy effect, on an American Apparel shirt. Beautiful style! Featuring extra-long sleeves and body with a clean, finished neck.

► 100% Sheer Jersey cotton construction
► Merrow® stitch cuffs
► Form-fitting

Available in:

Color: Luscious Eggplant
Sizes: Small / Medium
►► Please let me know what size you would like when you check out! Thanks!

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Note: Due to the nature of Plush ink, the color and thickness of the moss may vary slightly.

Nerval's French Pet Lobster Scarf in Slate Grey

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:56:05 -0500

$22.00
« J'ai le goût des homards, qui sont tranquilles, sérieux, savent les secrets de la mer, n'aboient pas... »

Included in every order- a card with the translation:
"I have a liking for lobsters. They are peaceful, serious creatures. They know the secrets of the sea, they don’t bark..."

Supposedly the French poet, Gérard de Nerval, would walk his pet lobster with a ribbon. This was his reasoning for adopting a lobster as opposed to a dog!

Printed, on only one end, with ink you can barely feel. This is a Sheer Jersey cotton American Apparel scarf - so soft and cozy! Made in the USA, screen printed in the USA (by me).

More about the scarf:
► 100% Sheer Jersey cotton construction
► Dimensions: 93" x 16" (236cm x 41cm)
► Raw edges
► Unisex

Color: Slate Grey

Also available in other colors- see separate listings.

--► In the photos, I am wearing a wonderful custom map necklace of Nunivak Island, made by Sherry Truitt - sherrytruitt.etsy.com .

Collective Names of Animals - Heather Gray Track S to XL

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:49:51 -0500

$22.00
Impress all your friends with this brainy, yet unique shirt. Is there really an "unkindness of ravens", a "smack of jellyfish", a "shiver of sharks", or a "colony of bats"? You Betcha- and many more...

This is a list of over 100 animals & their collective names- some you've heard, but mostly the ones you haven't, & they are truly hard to believe!

Available in Women's Tri-Blend (50% Polyester / 25% Cotton / 25% Rayon) Track Shirt, Athletic Gray. Incredibly soft!

Size: Smally / Medium / Large / X-Large
Color: Heather Gray

►Small
Width 15 1/2"
Length 23 1/2"

►Medium
Width 16"
Length 24"

►Large
Width 16 1/2"
Length 25"

►X-Large
Width 17"
Length 25"

►► Please specify the size when ordering (in the comment box)! Thanks!

Also available in Heather Blue!

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► Model 1: the lovely Amy of thePeachTree.etsy.com - please visit her shop & check out her gorgeous jewelry!

► PHOTO CREDIT of Model 2: Caroline, by Rachel of GetReadySetGo.Etsy.com - Please visit her shop full of INCREDIBLY cool upcycled luggage! (Thank you Rachel!)

French Pet Lobster Shirt - Slate Ladies S - XL

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:19:33 -0500

French Pet Lobster Scarf in Creme

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:00:57 -0500

$22.00
► Also available on a 3/4 sleeve t-shirt in the same color!
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34396320

« J'ai le goût des homards, qui sont tranquilles, sérieux, savent les secrets de la mer, n'aboient pas... »

Included in every order- a card with the translation:
"I have a liking for lobsters. They are peaceful, serious creatures. They know the secrets of the sea, they don’t bark..."

Supposedly the French poet, Gérard de Nerval, would walk his pet lobster with a ribbon. This was his reasoning for adopting a lobster as opposed to a dog!

Printed, on only one end, with ink you can barely feel. This is a Sheer Jersey cotton American Apparel scarf - so soft and cozy! Made in the USA, screen printed in the USA (by me).

--► Each scarf comes with a handy translation card!

More about the scarf:
► 100% Sheer Jersey cotton construction
► Dimensions: 93" x 16" (236cm x 41cm)
► Raw edges
► Unisex

Color: Creme

Also available in other colors- see separate listings.

--► In the photos, I am wearing a wonderful custom map necklace of Nunivak Island, made by Sherry Truitt - sherrytruitt.etsy.com .

ORGANIC Collective Names of Animals - Mens Black S / L / XL

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:45:44 -0500

$24.00
Collective Names of Animals on an Organic T-shirt

Is there really a "mustering of storks", a "charm of finches" or a "prickle of porcupines"? You Betcha-and many, many more! This is a list of over 100 animals & their collective names- some you've heard, but mostly the ones you haven't, & they are truly hard to believe! Impress all your friends with this brainy, unique shirt!

Men's American Apparel Shirt - 100% Organic Cotton

Color: Black
Sizes: Small / Large / X-Large (currently sold out of Medium)

►►► Please specify the size when ordering (in the notes to seller box)! Thanks!

►PHOTO CREDIT of Model: by Rachel of GetReadySetGo.Etsy.com - Please visit her shop! (Thank you Rachel!)

Please note- modeled shirts are kept by the models & your shirt will always be completely new & unworn!

Organic French Pet Lobster Shirt - Dijon in L or XL

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:39:20 -0500

$24.00
► Each shirt ships with a handy translation card!

« J'ai le goût des homards, qui sont tranquilles, sérieux, savent les secrets de la mer, n'aboient pas... »

Translation:
"I have a liking for lobsters. They are peaceful, serious creatures. They know the secrets of the sea, they don’t bark..."

Supposedly the French poet, Gérard de Nerval, would walk his pet lobster with a ribbon. This was his reasoning for adopting a lobster as opposed to a dog!

Available in Women's Organic American Apparel shirt:

Color: Organic Dijon
Sizes: Large / X-Large

►►► Please specify what size you would like (in the notes to seller box) when checking out. Thanks!

NOW available on Scarves! http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34617957

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Photo credit: John Michaels / L.A.
Contact: www.photographyjohnmichaels.com

Model: The ever so lovely Eliza Starbuck
Please visit her wonderful Blog: http://eyelashers.blogspot.com

Good Luck Fork Shirt - Grass Green S to L

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:27:40 -0500

$22.00
This is my favorite fork. I made a scan of it because I love it so much, and then said, hey, this might be cool on a shirt!

This is an amazing style, one I personally wear all the time. You can wear this with the fork in the front on the top or the bottom.

The women's sleeveless shirts run truer to size (I personally think they run a little big, but if you have any doubt, order up one size!)

An extremely flattering shirt* with a skirt or jeans.

Printed with metallic ink for a nice shiny effect!

Available in:

Size: Small / Medium / Large
Color: Gorgeous Grass Green

►►► Please specify the size when ordering (in the notes to seller box)! Thanks!

* The model is wearing the her fork tee over a long sleeved shirt- not included with purchase.

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►Photo #1:Credit: Caroline wearing layers: by Rachel of GetReadySetGo.Etsy.com - Please visit her shop! (Thank you Rachel!)

►Photo credit: John Michaels
Contact: www.photographyjohnmichaels.com
Model (with long dark hair): Heung-Heung Chin
Model (with short hair): Eliza Starbuck

Make sure to join the Xenotees mailing list for updates & sales!
► http://www.xenotees.com/contact.htm

Japanese Star Moss - 3/4 Sleeve Boatneck in Olive S to XL

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:37:16 -0500

$24.00
The Japanese Star Moss design is based on a drawing I made, inspired by some photos in one of my National Geographic magazines. Since they are hand drawn, each little moss has it's own unique shape & personality.

Printed with Plush green ink for a soft mossy effect, on a 3/4 Sleeve Boatneck American Apparel shirt. Beautiful style!

Available in:

Color: Outstanding Olive Green
Sizes: Small / Medium / Large / X-Large

►► Please let me know what size you would like when you check out! Thanks!

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Note: Due to the nature of Plush ink, the color and thickness of the moss may vary slightly.

►PHOTO CREDIT of Model: by Rachel of GetReadySetGo.Etsy.com - Please visit her shop! (Thank you Rachel!)

Collective Names of Animals - Ladies Heather Gray Raglan Pullover - S to L

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 01:08:12 -0500

$30.00
This is a list of over 100 animals & their collective names- some you've heard, but mostly ones you haven't, & they are truly hard to believe! Is there really an "unkindness of ravens", a "knot of toads", a "romp of otters", a "warren of rabbits", a "sleuth of bears", a "tower of giraffes" or a "business of ferrets"? You Betcha- and many MANY more... They are a blast to read & memorize!

This lightweight Raglan Pullover is made of Tri-Blend (50% Polyester / 25% Cotton / 25% Rayon) fabric. Polyester retains shape and elasticity; Cotton lends both comfort and durability; addition of Rayon makes for a unique texture and drapes against the body for a slimming look. Raglan sleeves, Loose-fitting on top & snug around waist.

Super soft & super COZY to wear!

Available for Women:
Size: Small / Medium / Large
Color: Heather Gray

--► Please leave the size you would like in the "message to seller" box! Garment Specs are listed below:

Sleeve Length
S 26"
M 26-5/8"
L 27-1/4"
Bottom Sweep
S 14-1/2"
M 16"
L 18-1/2"
Chest Width
S 20-1/2"
M 22"
L 24-1/2"
Center Front Body Length
S 18"
M 19"
L 20"

If you like this, make sure to check out my entire shop!
► ► ► http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5647460

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Model: RJ from baileydoesntbark.etsy.com is modeling her very own Collective Names of Animals pullover - Thank you RJ!

XX Chromosomes Shirt - Kelly S to XL

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 01:07:06 -0500

$22.00
Actual chromosomes, blown up to create an eye catching
{ feature show } kind of shirt! Wear your DNA proudly. A wonderful shirt for anyone- especially doctors, geneticists, & biology teachers!

This is an American Apparel Summer Shirt. They tend to be a little longer, & slightly more narrow with a nice wider neck. Unbelievably soft fabric- I love this shirt style.

Printed with the softest black ink- you can *barely* feel it!

Color: Kelly Green
Size: Small / Medium / Large / X-Large

►► Please specify shirt size (in the notes to seller box) when placing your order. Thanks!

Also available in black & cranberry!

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Photo credit: John Michaels
Contact: www.photographyjohnmichaels.com

Organic French Pet Lobster Shirt in Dijon - Mens S / M / XL

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:45:03 -0500

$24.00
« J'ai le goût des homards, qui sont tranquilles, sérieux, savent les secrets de la mer, n'aboient pas... »

Translation:
"I have a liking for lobsters. They are peaceful, serious creatures. They know the secrets of the sea, they don’t bark..."

Supposedly the French poet, Gérard de Nerval, would walk his pet lobster with a ribbon. This was his reasoning for adopting a lobster as opposed to a dog!

Available for Men in the following:

Color: Organic Dijon
Size: Small / Medium / X-Large (temporarily out of Large)

►► Please specify shirt size (in the notes to seller box) when placing your order. Thanks!

Also available in Slate!

Giant Fork - Mens Cranberry S or XL

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:44:22 -0500

$22.00
My favorite fork --- enlarged to fill up the whole shirt! What could be better than more fork?

Printed with a super soft black ink which works really well with this Cranberry colored shirt.

Men's American Apparel Shirt available in:

Color: Luscious Cranberry
Sizes: Small or X-Large (currently out of stock in Medium + Large)

►►► Please specify the size when ordering (in the comment box)! Thanks!

These are also available for women:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=23223891

and in Sunshine yellow:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24796531

Organic Collective Animal Names - Unisex White Medium

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:12:12 -0500

$24.00
Organic Unisex v-neck t-shirt with the Animal Group Names design
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A "labor of moles", a prickle of porcupines", a "sleuth of bears" or a "knot of toads", really?! Oh yeah, and many, many more!

This is a list of over 100 animals & their collective names- some you've heard, but mostly the ones you haven't, & they are hard to believe!

Unisex certified sustainable organic cotton American Apparel v-neck t-shirt available in:

Color: White
Size: Medium

--► Looking for a tote bag with this design?
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=27347796

►PHOTO CREDIT of Model: Rachel ofGetReadySetGo.Etsy.com- Please visit her shop! (Thank you Rachel!)

Giant Forks Scarf in Teal blue

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:42:31 -0500

$22.00
My favorite fork --- printed 2 times in a criss-cross fashion, on each end. No two scarves will be the same! This is an edgy, pop art sort of design- could make for a wonderful conversation piece!

The Giant Fork design is printed on a Sheer Jersey cotton American Apparel scarf - so soft and cozy! Made in the USA, printed in the USA.

More about the scarf:
► 100% Sheer Jersey cotton construction
► Dimensions: 93" x 16" (236cm x 41cm)
► Raw edges
► Unisex

Color: Teal Blue

Also available in other colors- see separate listings.

In the close-up photo, I am wearing my fabulous new cuff bracelet by unaodd.etsy.com - it's amazing!

Collective Names of Animals - Mens Cranberry S / M / XL

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:34:09 -0500

$22.00
A "labor of moles", a prickle of porcupines", a "sleuth of bears" or a "knot of toads", really?! Oh yeah, and many, many more!

This is a list of over 100 animals & their collective names- some you've heard, but mostly the ones you haven't, & they are hard to believe!

Impress all your friends with this brainy, unique shirt!

Men's American Apparel Shirt available in:

Color: gorgeous Cranberry!
Size: Small / Medium / X-Large (sold out of Large)

►►► Please specify what size you would like (in the notes to seller box) when checking out. Thanks!

►PHOTO CREDIT of Model: BY Rachel of GetReadySetGo.Etsy.com - Please visit her shop! (Thank you Rachel!)

Please note- modeled shirts are kept by the models & your shirt will always be completely new & unworn!

Japanese Star Moss - Brown S to L

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 04:20:03 -0500

$22.00
The Japanese Star Moss design is based on a drawing I made, inspired by some photos in one of my National Geographic magazines. Since they are hand drawn, each little moss has it's own unique shape & personality.

Printed with Plush green ink* for a soft mossy effect, on my favorite style of American Apparel Shirts.

Available in:
Size: Small / Medium / Large
Color: Chocolate Brown

Please specify the size when ordering (in the comment box)! Thanks!

*Due to the nature of the puff ink, thickness & color may vary slightly from shirt to shirt.
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Photo credit: John Michaels / Los Angeles
Contact: www.photographyjohnmichaels.com

Model: The ever so lovely Eliza Starbuck
Please visit her wonderful Blog: http://eyelashers.blogspot.com

Saw Blade shirt - Grass Green M or XL

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 04:19:21 -0500

$22.00
A bold saw blade graphic on both sides of this extra comfortable style of American Apparel shirts! Striking from the front or the back, it looks really great with jeans or a skirt!

The women's sleeveless shirts run truer to size (I personally think they run a little big, but if you have any doubt, order up one size!)

Printed with faux suede dark gray ink for a soft tactile effect.

Available in:

Color: Gorgeous Grass Green
Sizes: Medium or X-Large (currently sold out of Small + Large- I can notify you when I print more!)

---► Please indicate what size you'd like in the "message to seller" box when you checkout, or convo / email me with that information! Thanks!

PHOTO CREDIT: By Rachel of GetReadySetGo.etsy.com - visit her shop! (Thank you Rachel!)

Please note- modeled shirts are kept by the models & your shirt will always be completely new & unworn!

Good Luck Fork Shirt - Eggplant S to XL

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:29:38 -0500

$22.00
Good Luck Fork Shirt

More Fork tees and scarves can be found here:
http://www.etsy.com/search_results_shop.php?search_type=user_shop_ttt_id_5647460&search_query=fork

My favorite fork, scanned & made into film, then burned into a screen & finally, printed with metallic ink!

The ladies sleeveless shirts run truer to size (I personally think they run a little bigger that the normal Classic Girl shirts).

Wonderful to wear with a skirt or jeans...

Printed with metallic silver ink for a nice shiny effect!

Available in:

Size: Small / Medium / Large / X-Large
Color: Eggplant

►► Please specify shirt size (in the notes to seller box) when placing your order. Thanks!

►PHOTO CREDIT of Model: by Rachel of GetReadySetGo.Etsy.com - Please visit her shop! (Thank you Rachel!)

Giant Fork Shirt - Ladies Sunshine Tee - S to XL

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 13:09:54 -0500

$22.00
My favorite fork --- enlarged to fill up the whole shirt! What could be better than more fork? I've always been a huge Claes Oldenburg fan, maybe that's influenced me a bit here!

Available in a wonderfully soft American Apparel Summer shirt. This shirt has a slightly larger neck, slimmer cut & longer length. It's a pleasure to wear, I swear!

Please look at the shirt measurements carefully. These run on the smaller side & may shrink some if not washed in cold water.

Women's Summer Shirt
Color: Sunshine
Sizes: Small / Medium / Large / X-Large

►►► Please specify what size you would like (in the notes to seller box) when checking out. Thanks!

--► PHOTO CREDIT: Thank you Corrie of corrieberrypie.etsy.com for modeling her Xenotee here! Please visit her shop full of gorgeous creations!

Giant Fork - Slate Mens S / M / XL

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 13:09:37 -0500

$22.00
My favorite fork --- enlarged to fill up the whole shirt! What could be better than more fork?

Printed with a super soft black ink which works really well with the Slate colored shirt.

Men's American Apparel Shirt available in:

Color: Scintillating Slate Grey
Sizes: Small / Medium / X-Large (temporarily out of Large)

►► Please let me know what size you would like when you check out! Thanks!

►PHOTO CREDIT of Model: by Rachel of GetReadySetGo.Etsy.com - Please visit her shop where you will find completely amazing UPCYCLED luggage! (Thank you Rachel!)

Photo with brick wall background, by me...

Japanese Star Moss Scarf in Eggplant

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:19:18 -0500

$22.00
The Japanese Star Moss design is based on a drawing I made, inspired by some photos in one of my National Geographic magazines. Since they are hand drawn, each little moss has it's own unique shape & personality.

Printed with Plush green ink for a tactile mossy effect, on a Sheer Jersey cotton American Apparel scarf - so soft and cozy! Made in the USA, printed in the USA.

More about the scarf:
► 100% Sheer Jersey cotton construction
► Dimensions: 93" x 16" (236cm x 41cm)
► Raw edges
► Unisex

Color: Eggplant

Also available in other colors- see separate listings.

Collective Names of Animals - Mens Asphalt - XS / S / M / XL

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:15:34 -0500

$22.00
Animal Group Names T-shirt
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Is there really a "tower of giraffes", a "smack of jellyfish", a "bale of turtles" or a "drift of pigs"? You Betcha-and many, many more...

This is a list of over 100 animals & their collective names- some you've heard, but mostly the ones you haven't, & they are truly hard to believe!

Men's American Apparel Shirt, with white type available in:

Color: Asphalt
Sizes: X-Small / Small / Medium / X-Large (currently sold out of Large)

►► Please let me know what size you would like when you check out! Thanks!

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►PHOTO CREDIT of Model- picture 1: BY Rachel of GetReadySetGo.Etsy.com - Please visit her shop! (Thank you Rachel!)

Please note- modeled shirts are kept by the models & your shirt will always be completely new & unworn!

►PHOTO CREDIT Model 2: Brian Western is modeling his Xenotee. Visit his shop- it's one of my favorites on Etsy! westernartglass.etsy.com

Collective Names of Animals - Mens Baby Blue S to XL

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 03:52:43 -0500

$22.00
A "cloud of grasshoppers", a "bale of turtles", a "crash of rhinoceros" or a "watch of nightingales"? Really?! You Betcha, and many many more...

This is a list of over 100 animals & their collective names- some you've heard, but mostly the ones you haven't, & they are truly hard to believe!

Men's American Apparel Shirt available in:

Size: Small / Medium / Large / X-Large
Color: Baby Blue

►► Please specify shirt size (in the notes to seller box) when placing your order. Thanks!

► Model: Thank you Corrie of corrieberrypie.etsy.com for having her husband, John Jay (with a cameo by their adorable pup Albie*) model a Xenotee here! Please visit her shop full of gorgeous creations!

*Please note: that is John Jay's tee- none of my shirts come in contact with any animals, for those that have allergies!

Organic Collective Names of Animals - Ladies White in S to XL

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 03:35:11 -0500

$22.00
A "prickle of porcupines", a "streak of tigers" or a "crash of rhinoceros", really?! Oh yeah, and many, many more!

This is a list of over 100 animals & their collective names- some you've heard, but mostly the ones you haven't, & they are hard to believe!

Impress all your friends with this brainy, unique shirt!

This tee is made from 100% organic cotton- super soft and comfortable to wear!

Women's available in:
Color: Opulent Organic White
Size: Small / Medium / Large / X-Large

►►► Please specify what size you would like (in the comment box) when ordering, thanks!

This shirt is also available in the Heather Gray Track shirt & Black Summer style shirt!

►PHOTO CREDIT of Model: by Rachel of GetReadySetGo.Etsy.com - Please visit her shop! (Thank you Rachel!)

XX Chromosomes Track Tee in Cranberry Plum S to XL

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:10:54 -0500

$22.00
Actual chromosomes, blown up to create an eye catching
{ feature show } kind of shirt! Wear your DNA proudly. A wonderful shirt for anyone- especially doctors, geneticists, & biology teachers!

This is an American Apparel Tri-Blend Track shirt. (50% Polyester / 25% Cotton / 25% Rayon) Track Shirt, Athletic Gray. Deliciously soft!

Printed with the softest black ink- you can *barely* feel it!

Color: Plum, Tri-Cranberry - totally gorgeous color!!
Size: Small / Medium / Large / X-Large

►► The necklace I'm wearing is an awesome locket made by Polarity! Check out her shop FULL of clever + cool creations! polarity.etsy.com - do it! I'm particularly smitten with her Etsy Artist's Series ► http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5719038§ion_id=6034857

Shirt Measurements (taken laying flat):

►Small
Width 15 1/2"
Length 23 1/2"

►Medium
Width 16"
Length 24"

►Large
Width 16 1/2"
Length 25"

►X-Large
Width 17"
Length 25"

►► Please specify shirt size (in the notes to seller box) when placing your order. Thanks!

Also available in:
Black --►http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24796610
Asphalt --►http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=27613508
White --►http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=27604173

Japanese Star Moss - Long sleeved shirt in Asphalt Medium

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:10:41 -0500

$24.00
The Japanese Star Moss design is an original drawing I made, inspired by one of my National Geographic magazines. Since they are hand drawn, each little moss has it's own unique shape & personality.

Printed with Plush green ink for a soft mossy effect, on a Long sleeve American Apparel shirt. Beautiful style! Featuring extra-long sleeves and body with a clean, finished neck.

► 100% Sheer Jersey cotton construction
► Merrow® stitch cuffs
► Form-fitting

Available in:

Color: Alluring Asphalt Gray
Sizes: Medium (currently out of other sizes)

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Note: Due to the nature of Plush ink, the color and thickness of the moss may vary slightly.

Japanese Star Moss - 3/4 Sleeve - Creme M or L

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:42:45 -0500

$24.00
The Japanese Star Moss design is an original drawing I made, inspired by one of my National Geographic magazines. Since they are hand drawn, each little moss has it's own unique shape & personality.

Printed with Plush green ink for a soft mossy effect, on a 3/4 Sleeve Boatneck American Apparel shirt. Beautiful style!

Available in:

Size: Medium or Large
Color: Classy Crème

►► Please specify size when you check out, or email me after you make your purchase!

I also have these in Eggplant, Olive, Navy & Asphalt! See my other listings:
http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5647460§ion_id=5428448

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Note: Due to the nature of Plush ink, the color and thickness of the moss may vary slightly.

►PHOTO CREDIT of Model: by Rachel of GetReadySetGo.Etsy.com - Please visit her shop! (Thank you Rachel!)

French Pet Lobster in Slate - S to XL

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:54:45 -0500

$22.00
Now available on Scarves!
► http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34617957

« J'ai le goût des homards, qui sont tranquilles, sérieux, savent les secrets de la mer, n'aboient pas... »

Translation:
"I have a liking for lobsters. They are peaceful, serious creatures. They know the secrets of the sea, they don’t bark..."

Supposedly the French poet, Gérard de Nerval, would walk his pet lobster with a ribbon. This was his reasoning for adopting a lobster as opposed to a dog!

Available in a wonderfully soft American Apparel scoop neck shirt- one of my most favorite styles to wear!

► Each shirt ships with a handy translation card!

For this listing:
Color: Scintillating Slate
Size: Small / Medium / Large / X-Large

►►► Please specify what size you would like (in the notes to seller box) when checking out. Thanks!

Also available in Creme! (see separate listing)

►Please note: This is a short sleeve shirt- the model has just layered the tee to show another look!

PHOTO credit of Model: (She is wearing a size Small) by Rachel of GetReadySetGo.Etsy.com - Please visit her shop! (Thank you Rachel!)

S P O O N E D Shirt - Chocolate Brown Medium

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:53:48 -0500

$22.00
A spoon, possibly in motion, or emitting some sort of cosmic sound, delivered to you with blue ink on my favorite style of American Apparel shirt. This is one of my all time favorite color combos - Teal & Olive...

This is a super soft, thinner jersey style of shirt. They do not run as small as others made by American Apparel.

Currently available in:

Color: Chocolate Brown
Size: Medium (convo me if you'd like to be notified about other sizes coming in!)

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Note: Due to the nature of Plush ink, the color and thickness of the moss may vary slightly.

►PHOTO CREDIT of Model: by Rachel of GetReadySetGo.Etsy.com - Please visit her shop! (Thank you Rachel!)

Please note- modeled shirts are kept by the models & your shirt will always be completely new & unworn!

XX Chromosomes Track Tee in Cranberry Plum S / M / XL

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:34:58 -0500

$22.00
Actual chromosomes, blown up to create an eye catching
{ feature show } kind of shirt! Wear your DNA proudly. A wonderful shirt for anyone- especially doctors, geneticists, & biology teachers!

This is an American Apparel Tri-Blend Track shirt. (50% Polyester / 25% Cotton / 25% Rayon) Track Shirt, Athletic Gray. Deliciously soft!

Printed with the softest black ink- you can *barely* feel it!

Color: Plum, Tri-Cranberry - totally gorgeous color!!
Size: Small / Medium / X-Large

►► The necklace I'm wearing is an awesome locket made by Polarity! Check out her shop FULL of clever + cool creations! polarity.etsy.com - do it! I'm particularly smitten with her Etsy Artist's Series ► http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5719038§ion_id=6034857

Shirt Measurements (taken laying flat):

►Small
Width 15 1/2"
Length 23 1/2"

►Medium
Width 16"
Length 24"

►Large
Width 16 1/2"
Length 25"

►X-Large
Width 17"
Length 25"

►► Please specify shirt size (in the notes to seller box) when placing your order. Thanks!

Also available in:
Black --► http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24796610
Cranberry --► http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=25803695
Asphalt --► http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=27613508
White --► http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=27604173

French Pet Lobster Shirt - Creme 3/4 sleeve S / L / XL

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:34:22 -0500

$24.00
« J'ai le goût des homards, qui sont tranquilles, sérieux, savent les secrets de la mer, n'aboient pas... »

Translation:
"I have a liking for lobsters. They are peaceful, serious creatures. They know the secrets of the sea, they don’t bark..."

Supposedly the French poet, Gérard de Nerval, would walk his pet lobster with a ribbon. This was his reasoning for adopting a lobster as opposed to a dog!

Available in a boat neck style, 3/4 sleeve shirt - 100% cotton!

Color: Creme
Size: Small / Large / X-Large (currently sold out of Medium - let me know if you'd like to receive notification when either is back in the shop)

►►► Please specify what size you would like (in the comment box) when ordering, thanks!

►PHOTO CREDIT of Model: by Rachel of GetReadySetGo.Etsy.com - Please visit her shop where you will find completely amazing UPCYCLED luggage! (Thank you Rachel!)

Collective Names of Animals Pullover - Ladies in Green - S or M

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:37:01 -0500

$30.00
This is a list of over 100 animals & their collective names- some you've heard, but mostly ones you haven't, & they are truly hard to believe! Is there really an "unkindness of ravens", a "knot of toads", a "romp of otters", a "warren of rabbits", a "sleuth of bears", a "tower of giraffes" or a "business of ferrets"? You Betcha- and many MANY more... They are a blast to read & memorize!

This lightweight Raglan Pullover is made of Tri-Blend (50% Polyester / 25% Cotton / 25% Rayon) fabric. Polyester retains shape and elasticity; Cotton lends both comfort and durability; addition of Rayon makes for a unique texture and drapes against the body for a slimming look. Raglan sleeves, Loose-fitting on top & snug around waist.

Super soft & super COZY to wear! You won't want to take this off all winter!

Available for Women:
Size: Small or Medium
Color: Tri-Evergreen - a funky fresh aqua marine - blue green color!

--► Please leave the size you would like in the "message to seller" box!

►►► Model: Thank you Corrie of corrieberrypie.etsy.com for modeling her Xenotee here! Please visit her shop full of gorgeous creations!

Garment Specs:

Sleeve Length
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Small 26"
Medium 26-5/8"
Large 27-1/4"

Bottom Sweep
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Small 14-1/2"
Medium 16"
Large 18-1/2"

Chest Width
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Small 20-1/2"
Medium 22"
Large 24-1/2"

Center Front Body Length
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Small 18"
Medium 19"
Large 20"

Giant Fork - Asphalt Mens X-Small or X-Large

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:19:20 -0500

$22.00
My favorite fork --- enlarged to fill up the whole shirt! What could be better than more fork?

Printed with a super soft black ink which works really well with the Asphalt colored shirt.

Men's American Apparel Shirt available in:

Color: Asphalt
Sizes: X-Small or X-Large

►►► Please specify the size when ordering (in the comment box)! Thanks!

►PHOTO CREDIT of main model: by Rachel of GetReadySetGo.Etsy.com - Please visit her shop where you will find completely amazing UPCYCLED luggage! (Thank you Rachel!)

Japanese Star Moss Scarf in Forest Green

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:18:13 -0500

$22.00
The Japanese Star Moss design is based on a drawing I made, inspired by some photos in one of my National Geographic magazines. Since they are hand drawn, each little moss has it's own unique shape & personality.

Printed with Plush green ink for a tactile mossy effect, on a Sheer Jersey cotton American Apparel scarf - so soft and cozy! Made in the USA, printed in the USA.

More about the scarf:
► 100% Sheer Jersey cotton construction
► Dimensions: 93" x 16" (236cm x 41cm)
► Raw edges
► Unisex

Color -► Formidable Forest Green

Also available in other colors- see separate listings!

In this listing, I am wearing the most incredible stained glass Beerings made with upcycled beer bottle glass! Thank you Brian Western for making my dream earrings! You can find them here► westernartglass.etsy.com ◄

Organic Collective Animal Names - Unisex White Small

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:20:54 -0500

$24.00
Organic Unisex v-neck t-shirt with the Animal Group Names design
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A "labor of moles", a prickle of porcupines", a "sleuth of bears" or a "knot of toads", really?! Oh yeah, and many, many more!

This is a list of over 100 animals & their collective names- some you've heard, but mostly the ones you haven't, & they are hard to believe!

Unisex certified sustainable organic cotton American Apparel v-neck t-shirt available in:

Color: White
Size: Small

--► Looking for a tote bag with this design?
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=27347796

►PHOTO CREDIT of Model: Rachel of GetReadySetGo.Etsy.com - Please visit her shop! (Thank you Rachel!)

Organic Collective Animal Names - Unisex Cinder M or XL

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:20:28 -0500

$24.00
Organic Unisex v-neck t-shirt with the Animal Group Names design
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A "labor of moles", a "bloat of hippos", a "stand of flamingos", a "sleuth of bears" or a "knot of toads", really?! Oh yeah, and there are so many more! This is a list of over 100 animals & their collective names- some you've heard, but this list is full of the ones you haven't, & they are fantastic! This is a list of over 100 animals & their collective names- some you've heard, but mostly the ones you haven't, & they are hard to believe!

Impress all your friends with this brainy, unique shirt!

► Unisex - certified sustainable organic cotton (their regular shirts are soft , these are even softer!) - American Apparel v-neck t-shirt available in:

Color: Contagious Cinder (a beautiful brownish redish gray color!)
Size: Medium or XL

Also available in organic white & pomegranate!

►PHOTO CREDIT of Model, Caroline (wearing a X-Small): Rachel of GetReadySetGo.Etsy.com - I am eternally grateful to her for her fabulous photography of my tees! Thanks Rachel!

SALE Giant Saw Blade - Mens Organic Cinder Small Only

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:19:14 -0500

$15.00
The Giant Saw Blade design is placed on the shirt in a dynamic, flattering way... The image wraps around the side to the back a bit.

Printed with a dark maroon which plays off the cinder color really well...

Men's American Apparel Shirt available in:
Color: Organic Cinder
Sizes: Small

Japanese Star Moss - Ladies Black S to XL

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:29:41 -0500

$22.00
The Japanese Star Moss on this shirt is a a drawing that I made--- inspired by one of my National Geographic magazines. Since they are hand drawn, each little moss has it's own unique shape & personality.

Printed with Plush green ink for a soft mossy effect, on my favorite style of American Apparel Shirts.

Available in:

Size: Small / Medium / Large / X-Large
Color: Black

►►---► Please specify the size when ordering (in the comment box)! Thanks!

Note: Due to the nature of the puff ink, color & texture may vary slightly.

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►PHOTO CREDIT of Model: Rachel of GetReadySetGo.Etsy.com - Please visit her shop! (Thank you Rachel!)

Good Luck Fork Shirt - Raspberry Small

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:20:14 -0500

$20.00
My favorite fork, on my favorite shirt style. What could be better?

This is a 2 sided shirt- one fork on the top, one fork on the lower back.

The women's sleeveless shirts run truer to size (I personally think they run a little big, but if you have any doubt, order up one size!)

An extremely flattering shirt with a skirt or jeans.

Printed with metallic ink for a nice shiny effect (but not too thick & rubbery!).

Available in:

Size: Small
Color: Raspberry

►►►This is a discontinued color - I will try to get more sizes soon, if possible!

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Model: Tauvia

Model 2: Sophie Mann
contact - www.sophiehannahmann.com/sophie/home.html

Photographer: John Michaels
contact - www.photographyjohnmichaels.com

Please note- modeled shirts are kept by the models & your shirt will always be completely new & unworn!

Organic V-neck - Collective Animal Names - Unisex Black XS to M

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:20:00 -0500

$24.00
Organic Unisex v-neck t-shirt with the Animal Group Names design
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A "labor of moles", a "bloat of hippos", a "stand of flamingos", a "sleuth of bears" or a "knot of toads", really?! Oh yeah, and there are so many more! This is a list of over 100 animals & their collective names- some you've heard, but this list is full of the ones you haven't, & they are fantastic! This is a list of over 100 animals & their collective names- some you've heard, but mostly the ones you haven't, & they are hard to believe!

Impress all your friends with this brainy, unique shirt!

► Unisex - certified sustainable organic cotton (their regular shirts are soft , these are even softer!) - American Apparel v-neck t-shirt available in:

Color: Organic Black
Size: X-Small / Small / Medium

►►► Please specify shirt size when ordering (in the notes to seller box), thanks!

Also available in organic white & pomegranate!

French Pet Lobster in Creme - Size S to XL

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:17:01 -0500

$22.00
Make sure to check out all the cool scarves + tops in my shop!
--► http://www.etsy.com/shop/Xenotees

Nerval's French Pet Lobster t-shirt
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« J'ai le goût des homards, qui sont tranquilles, sérieux, savent les secrets de la mer, n'aboient pas... »

Translation:
"I have a liking for lobsters. They are peaceful, serious creatures. They know the secrets of the sea, they don’t bark..."

Supposedly the French poet, Gérard de Nerval, would walk his pet lobster with a ribbon. This was his reasoning for adopting a lobster as opposed to a dog!

Available in a wonderfully soft American Apparel scoop neck shirt- one of my most favorite styles to wear!
►► About this shirt style, from American Apparel◄◄
"A unique and reversible top – featuring a scoop neck on one side, and a scooped boat neck on the other – allowing you to wear it in either direction."
► 100% Sheer Jersey cotton construction
► Merrow® stitch hem
► Cap sleeves
► Form-fitting

Color: Creme
Size: Small / Medium / Large / X-Large

►►► Please let me know what size you would like when you checkout (in the message box)! Thanks!

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PHOTO 1 of Model: Caroline (She is wearing a size Small) by Rachel of GetReadySetGo.Etsy.com - Please visit her shop! (Thank you Rachel!)

PHOTO 2: Eve of TwoKnit.Etsy.com - thank you Eve! (She is wearing a size Small.)

2XL Collective Names of Animals - Mens Black Shirt

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:16:23 -0500

$23.50
An "unkindness of ravens", a "parliament of owls" or an "intrusion of cockroaches", really? You Betcha-and so many more!

This is a list of over 100 animals & their collective names- some you've heard, but mostly the ones you haven't, & they are truly hard to believe!

Men's American Apparel Shirt in Black, with white type available in:

Sizes: XXL (2XL)

Collective Names of Animals - Ladies Heather Gray Raglan Pullover - S to L

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:34:06 -0500

$30.00
This is a list of over 100 animals & their collective names- some you've heard, but mostly ones you haven't, & they are truly hard to believe! Is there really an "unkindness of ravens", a "knot of toads", a "romp of otters", a "warren of rabbits", a "sleuth of bears", a "tower of giraffes" or a "business of ferrets"? You Betcha- and many MANY more... They are a blast to read & memorize!

This lightweight Raglan Pullover is made of Tri-Blend (50% Polyester / 25% Cotton / 25% Rayon) fabric. Polyester retains shape and elasticity; Cotton lends both comfort and durability; addition of Rayon makes for a unique texture and drapes against the body for a slimming look. Raglan sleeves, Loose-fitting on top & snug around waist.

Super soft & super COZY to wear!

Available for Women:
Size: Small / Medium / Large
Color: Heather Gray

--► Please leave the size you would like in the "message to seller" box!

If you like this, make sure to check out my entire shop!
► ► ► http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5647460

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Model: RJ from baileydoesntbark.etsy.com is modeling her very own Collective Names of Animals pullover - Thank you RJ!

XX Chromosomes Shirt - Kelly S to XL

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:45:14 -0500

$22.00
Actual chromosomes, blown up to create an eye catching
{ feature show } kind of shirt! Wear your DNA proudly. A wonderful shirt for anyone- especially doctors, geneticists, & biology teachers!

This is an American Apparel Summer Shirt. They tend to be a little longer, & slightly more narrow with a nice wider neck. Unbelievably soft fabric- I love this shirt style.

Printed with the softest black ink- you can *barely* feel it!

Color: Festive Kelly Green
Size: Small, Medium, Large, X-Large

►► Please specify shirt size (in the notes to seller box) when placing your order. Thanks!

Also available in black & cranberry!

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Photo credit: John Michaels
Contact: www.photographyjohnmichaels.com

Japanese Star Moss - 3/4 Sleeve Boatneck in Asphalt S to XL

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:45:57 -0500

$24.00
The Japanese Star Moss design is based on a drawing I made, inspired by some photos in one of my National Geographic magazines. Since they are hand drawn, each little moss has it's own unique shape & personality.

Printed with Plush green ink for a tactile mossy effect, on a 3/4 Sleeve Boat neck American Apparel shirt. A truly beautiful style!

Available in:

Color: Alluring Asphalt
Sizes: Small / Medium / Large / X-Large

►► Please let me know what size you would like when you check out! Thanks!

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Note: Due to the nature of Plush ink, the color and thickness of the moss may vary slightly.

► Photo Credit: Rachel of GetReadySetGo.etsy.com - She makes the most fabulous UPCYCLED luggage--- go check it out! I'm sure you need something snazzy for your next trip!

French Pet Lobster in Lavender - Size S to L

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:54:32 -0500

$22.00
« J'ai le goût des homards, qui sont tranquilles, sérieux, savent les secrets de la mer, n'aboient pas... »

Translation:
"I have a liking for lobsters. They are peaceful, serious creatures. They know the secrets of the sea, they don’t bark..."

Supposedly the French poet, Gérard de Nerval, would walk his pet lobster with a ribbon. This was his reasoning for adopting a lobster as opposed to a dog!

Available in a wonderfully soft American Apparel scoop neck shirt- one of my most favorite styles to wear!
►► About this shirt style, from American Apparel◄◄
"A unique and reversible top – featuring a scoop neck on one side, and a scooped boat neck on the other – allowing you to wear it in either direction."
► 100% Sheer Jersey cotton construction
► Merrow® stitch hem
► Cap sleeves
► Form-fitting

Color: Lovely Lavender
Size: Small / Medium / Large

►►► Please specify what size you would like (in the notes to seller box) when checking out. Thanks!

Also available in Slate & Creme, in separate listings!

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►PHOTO CREDIT of Model: by Rachel of GetReadySetGo.Etsy.com - Please visit her shop where you will find completely amazing UPCYCLED luggage! (Thank you Rachel!)

silkscreened tee screenprinted screened graphic francais

Collective Names of Animals in Olive - Mens XL

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:53:53 -0500

$22.00
Organic Animal Group Names t-shirt

A "cloud of grasshoppers", a "knot of toads", a "crash of rhinoceros" or a "watch of nightingales"? Really?! You Betcha, and many many more...

This is a list of over 100 animals & their collective names- some you've heard, but mostly the ones you haven't, & they are truly hard to believe!

Men's American Apparel Shirt available in:

Color: Awesome Olive
Size: X-Large

Available in 2XL in Black ► http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=31399791◄

►PHOTO CREDIT of the Model: BY Rachel of GetReadySetGo.Etsy.com - Please visit her shop! (Thank you Rachel!)

Collective Names of Animals - Ladies Asphalt Small

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:23:28 -0500

$22.00
Impress all your friends with this brainy, yet unique shirt. Is there really an "unkindness of ravens", a "smack of jellyfish", or a "business of ferrets"? You Betcha- and many more...

This is a list of over 100 animals & their collective names- some you've heard, but mostly the ones you haven't, & they are truly hard to believe!

Women's American Apparel Shirt available in:

Color: Asphalt
Size: Small (currently out of larger sizes, but I will have them again! I also have other colors in this style & design!)

►PHOTO CREDIT: Rikkianne from chakrapennywhistle.etsy.com is sporting her Xenotee, and looking mighty amazing I must say! I highly recommend you visit her shop full of gorgeous, classy creations! I'm particularly fond of her money bag pillows -► http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=26491104

French Pet Lobster - Heather Blue Track Shirt Medium

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 03:11:14 -0500

$22.00
« J'ai le goût des homards, qui sont tranquilles, sérieux, savent les secrets de la mer, n'aboient pas... »

Translation:
"I have a liking for lobsters. They are peaceful, serious creatures. They know the secrets of the sea, they don’t bark..."

Supposedly the French poet, Gérard de Nerval, would walk his pet lobster with a ribbon. This was his reasoning for adopting a lobster as opposed to a dog!

Available in Women's Tri-Blend (50% Polyester / 25% Cotton / 25% Rayon) Track Shirt.

Color: Athletic Blue Heather
Sizes: Medium (currently sold out of Small, Large & X-Large)

Shirt Measurements (taken laying flat):

►Small
Width 15 1/2"
Length 23 1/2"

►Medium
Width 16"
Length 24"

►Large
Width 16 1/2"
Length 25"

►X-Large
Width 17"
Length 25"

►►►Please specify the size when ordering (in "message to seller" box)! Thanks!

►PHOTO CREDIT of Model: Rachel of GetReadySetGo.Etsy.com - Please visit her shop full of FABULOUS upcycled luggage! (Thank you Rachel!)

Organic Collective Names of Animals - Cinder S or XL

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 23:14:42 -0500

$24.00
Organic Animal Group Names t-shirt

A "cloud of grasshoppers", a "knot of toads", a "crash of rhinoceros" or a "watch of nightingales"? Really?! You Betcha, and many many more...

This is a list of over 100 animals & their collective names- some you've heard, but mostly the ones you haven't, & they are truly hard to believe!

Men's Organic American Apparel Shirt (so soft!) available in:

Color: Cinder (a unique & beautiful color!)
Size: Small or X-Large (out of other sizes, but I can let you know when they're back in the shop!)

----► Please specify shirt size when ordering (in the notes to seller box), thanks!

Available in 2XL! ► http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=20436691 ◄

►PHOTO CREDIT of Model: BY Rachel of GetReadySetGo.Etsy.com - Please visit her shop! (Thank you Rachel!)

XX Chromosomes Scarf in Teal

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 09:04:15 -0500

$22.00
Actual chromosomes, blown up to create an eye catching
{ feature show } kind of scarf! Wear your DNA proudly. A wonderfully fun & original design- especially for doctors, geneticists, & biology teachers!

Printed on a Sheer Jersey cotton American Apparel scarf - so soft and cozy! Made in the USA, printed in the USA.

More about the scarf:
► 100% Sheer Jersey cotton construction
► Dimensions: 93" x 16" (236cm x 41cm)
► Raw edges
► Unisex

Color: Teal

In these photos, I'm wearing my super fabulous cuff by UnaOdd.etsy.com - highly recommend!

Animals, Collective Names of - Ladies Black S or M

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 14:09:39 -0500

$22.00
Animal Group Names t-shirt

Impress all your friends with this brainy & unique shirt. An "unkindness of ravens", a "tower of giraffes", a "smack of jellyfish", or a "business of ferrets"? You Betcha- and many more... This is a list of over 100 animals & their collective names- some of them you've heard, but mostly ones you haven't, & they are truly hard to believe!

Available in a wonderfully soft American Apparel Summer shirt. This shirt has a slightly larger neck, slimmer cut & longer length. It's a pleasure to wear, I swear!

Women's Summer Shirt:

Color: Black
Sizes: Small or Medium

►► Please specify size when you checkout, thank you!

I also have these in various other colors- but if you'd like to see one in a shirt color I don't currently offer, let me know!

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Model: RJ from baileydoesntbark.etsy.com is modeling her very own Collective Names of Animals shirt - Thank you RJ!

Self-portrait by Ana, fricdementol.etsy.com, in her Xenotee - isn't it the greatest?! Please visit her shop to see all her beautiful work! Thank you Ana!

Animal Group Names tee - Grass Green Ladies Small

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 12:37:40 -0500

$22.00
Animal Group Names tee

A "prickle of porcupines", a "streak of tigers" or a "crash of rhinoceros", really?! Oh yeah, and many, many more! This is a list of over 100 animals & their collective names- some you've heard, but mostly the ones you haven't, & they are hard to believe!

Impress all your friends with this brainy, unique shirt!

Women's available in:
Color: Gorgeous Grass Green
Sizes: Small (temporarily sold out of other sizes)

This shirt is also available in the Heather Gray Track shirt, Asphalt Gray tee, & Black Summer style shirt!

►PHOTO CREDIT of Model: by Rachel of GetReadySetGo.Etsy.com - Please visit her shop! (Thank you Rachel!)

Collective Names of Animals - Unisex Heather Gray Track t-shirt

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:23:07 -0500

$22.00
Impress all your friends with this brainy, yet unique shirt. Is there really an "unkindness of ravens", a "smack of jellyfish", or a "business of ferrets"? You Betcha- and many more...

This is a list of over 100 animals & their collective names- some you've heard, but mostly the ones you haven't, & they are truly hard to believe!

Available in Mens / Unisex sizes = Tri-Blend (50% Polyester / 25% Cotton / 25% Rayon) Track Shirt, Athletic Gray. SO soft & comfy!

Size: Small or X-Large (temporarily out of other sizes)
Color: Heather Gray

►► Please specify the size when ordering (in the "message to seller" box)! Thanks!

➔ Men's 2XL is available here:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30410242

➔Women's Pullovers available here:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34274552

Collective Names of Animals - Grass Green 6T or Youth 12

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:49:12 -0500

$22.00
Is there really a "shiver of sharks", a "drift of pigs", "a bloat of hippos", or a "party of jays"? You Betcha-and many more!

This is a list of over 100 animals & their collective names- some you've heard, but mostly the ones you haven't, & they are hard to believe!

Color: Grass Green
Size: 6T or Youth 12 (let me know if you'd like to be notified when more sizes are in stock!)

► Please let me know what size you'd like when you checkout!

Model: Adorable Judah is wearing a 2T. He is Corrie's son, from corrieberrypie.etsy.com - make sure to visit her shop, post haste! :D

French Pet Lobster Shirt - Aqua S to XL

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:36:50 -0500

Nerval Lobster Tee - Ladies Pink Small or Medium

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:24:51 -0500

Japanese Star Moss - 3/4 Sleeve - Eggplant in Small to X-Large

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 19:44:19 -0500

XX Chromosomes Shirt - White S to L

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:26:05 -0500

$22.00
Actual chromosomes, blown up to create an eye catching
{feature show} kind of shirt.

Super extra comfortable shirt. XX print XX on the front, XX on the back.

Printed with the black ink, softened up so you can barely feel it at all!

Color: White
Size: Small / Medium / Large

►► Please specify the size you would like in the 'notes to seller' box when checking out. Thanks!

Collective Names of Animals - Ladies Heather Gray Raglan Pullover - S to L

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 10:25:02 -0500

$30.00
This is a list of over 100 animals & their collective names- some you've heard, but mostly ones you haven't, & they are truly hard to believe! Is there really an "unkindness of ravens", a "knot of toads", a "romp of otters", a "warren of rabbits", a "sleuth of bears", a "tower of giraffes" or a "business of ferrets"? You Betcha- and many MANY more... They are a blast to read & memorize!

This lightweight Raglan Pullover is made of Tri-Blend (50% Polyester / 25% Cotton / 25% Rayon) fabric. Polyester retains shape and elasticity; Cotton lends both comfort and durability; addition of Rayon makes for a unique texture and drapes against the body for a slimming look. Raglan sleeves, Loose-fitting on top & snug around waist.

Super soft & super COZY to wear!

Available for Women:
Size: Small / Medium / Large
Color: Heather Gray

--► Please leave the size you would like in the "message to seller" box! Garment Specs:

Sleeve Length
S 26"
M 26-5/8"
L 27-1/4"
Bottom Sweep
S 14-1/2"
M 16"
L 18-1/2"
Chest Width
S 20-1/2"
M 22"
L 24-1/2"
Center Front Body Length
S 18"
M 19"
L 20"

If you like this, make sure to check out my entire shop!
► ► ► http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5647460

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Model: RJ from baileydoesntbark.etsy.com is modeling her very own Collective Names of Animals pullover - Thank you RJ!

Japanese Star Moss - 3/4 Sleeve Boatneck in Black Small to X-Large

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:08:21 -0500

$24.00
Star Moss Boatneck shirt - a tee with texture!

The Japanese Star Moss is an original drawing inspired by one of my National Geographic magazines. Since they are hand drawn, each little moss has it's own unique shape & personality.

Printed with a Plush green ink for a soft mossy effect. 100% cotton jersey - 3/4 Sleeve Boatneck made by American Apparel shirt. A truly beautiful style!

Available in:

Color: Bold Black
Sizes: Small / Medium / Large / X-Large

►►► Please specify shirt size (in the "message to seller" box) when placing your order. Thanks!

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Note: Due to the nature of Plush ink, the color and thickness of the moss may vary slightly.

►PHOTO CREDIT of Model: by Rachel of GetReadySetGo.Etsy.com - Please visit her shop! (Thank you Rachel!)

Saw Blade - Sangria Large

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:35:37 -0500

$22.00
A sleeveless shirt by American Apparel. My personal favorite style. So comfortable & flattering!

Printed with suede dark gray ink for a soft tactile effect, on both sides- at the top & the bottom of the shirt.

Size: Large (sold out of other sizes right now)
Color: Sangria (a bright & beautiful color)

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Photo credit: John Michaels / L.A.
Contact: photographyjohnmichaels.com

Model : Heung-Heung Chin

Japanese Star Moss Scarf in Eggplant

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 11:05:38 -0500

$22.00
The Japanese Star Moss design is based on a drawing I made, inspired by some photos in one of my National Geographic magazines. Since they are hand drawn, each little moss has it's own unique shape & personality.

Printed with Plush green ink for a tactile mossy effect, on a Sheer Jersey cotton American Apparel scarf - so soft and cozy! Made in the USA, printed in the USA.

More about the scarf:
► 100% Sheer Jersey cotton construction
► Dimensions: 93" x 16" (236cm x 41cm)
► Raw edges
► Unisex

Color: Eggplant

Also available in other colors- see separate listings.

Too Much Party - Mens Cranberry S - XL

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 16:24:05 -0500

$22.00
Too many beers? Too many sodas? Maybe you had too much fancy bottled water? Too much of anything can make you feel a little wonky the next day. Maybe this shirt can help explain your dilemma quickly, sans the small talk!

That is an official vintage Pabst bottle opener with a bunch of newbie bottle caps! Scanned & prepared for this special t-shirt! The old & the new marry to bring you a jumble of fun.

Men's / Unisex 100% Cotton American Apparel Shirt available in:

Color: Courageous Cranberry
Sizes: Small / Medium / Large / X-Large

►►► Please specify the size when ordering (in the comment box)! Thanks!

Collective Names of Animals Tote Bag

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:46:39 -0500

$12.00
Collective Names of Animals Tote Bag

I'm so excited to introduce the animal group names on a tote! I've added a whole bunch more fabulous ones too!
► a peep of chickens
► an array of hedgehogs
► a squabble of seagulls
► a pandemonium of parrots
► a battery of barracudas
Those are just some of the names- this is a list of over 100!

The tote bag:
This is one of my favorite styles of tote bags to use when you don't have to do a big shopping trip, or have some snacks, or books to take with you somewhere, After a few washes it gets super soft too.

100% cotton canvas, Made in the USA and printed by me, in my studio :D

One Size
► 13"w x 14"h x 3"gusset - 25" handles
► 10 oz. cotton weight

Too Much Party - Mens Slate S - XL

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:07:53 -0500

$22.00
Too many beers? Too many sodas? Maybe you had too much fancy bottled water? Too much of anything can make you feel a little wonky the next day. Maybe this shirt can help explain your dilemma quickly, sans the small talk!

That is an official vintage Pabst bottle opener with a bunch of newbie bottle caps! Scanned & prepared for this special t-shirt! The old & the new marry to bring you a jumble of fun.

Men's / Unisex American Apparel Shirt available in:

Color: Slate
Sizes: Small / Medium / Large / X-Large

►►► Please specify the size when ordering (in the comment box)! Thanks!

Giant Fork - Men's Tri-Coffee Track Tee in S to XL

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:01:17 -0500

$22.00
My favorite fork --- enlarged to fill up the whole shirt! What could be better than more fork?

This track tee is the softest shirt ever! SO amazing- feels like your old favorite tee from the get go.

More about this tee: Tri-Blend (50% Polyester / 25% Cotton / 25% Rayon) construction - Polyester retains shape and elasticity; Cotton lends both comfort and durability; addition of Rayon makes for a unique texture and drapes against the body for a slimming look.

Men's American Apparel Track Shirt available in:

Color: Totally Tantalizing Tri-Coffee
Sizes: Small / Medium / Large / X-Large

►►► Please specify the size when ordering (in the comment box)! Thanks!

PHOTO CREDIT: That is Chris wearing his very own Xenotee, with his pup Ruby, taken by Kella of www.kellamacphee.com - Visit her site to see her fabulous photographs! Thank you guys for modeling!

Saw Blade shirt - White tee in S to L

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:16:18 -0500

$22.00
A bold saw blade graphic on both sides of this extra comfortable style of American Apparel shirts! Striking from the front or the back, it looks really great with jeans or a skirt!

The women's sleeveless shirts run truer to size (I personally think they run a little big, but if you have any doubt, order up one size!)

Printed with faux suede dark gray ink for a soft tactile effect.

Available in:

Color: White
Sizes: Small / Medium / Large

►►► Please specify what size you would like (in the notes to seller box) when checking out. Thanks!

Model: Thank you Corrie of corrieberrypie.etsy.com for modeling her Xenotee here! Please visit her shop full of gorgeous creations!

Good Luck Fork Shirt - Asphalt S to XL

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:21:42 -0500

$24.00
♦EGGPLANT version ---> http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=31783304

This is my favorite fork. I made a scan of it because I love it so much, and then decided it had to go on a shirt!

This shirt is so comfortable & cozy! The sleeves are beautifully finished with a merrow hem so that they flare ever so slightly and you can pull them over your hands if you get cold!

Printed with metallic silver ink for a nice shiny effect (but not too thick & rubbery!).

Available in:

Size: Small / Medium / Large / X-Large
Color: Asphalt

Model (w/dark hair): Tauvia
Model (w/blonde hair): Claire

Photographer: John Michaels
contact - www.photographyjohnmichaels.com

Collective Animal Names - Cranberry V-neck - Size XL

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:36:09 -0500

$22.00
A "labor of moles", a tower of giraffes", a "romp of otters" or a "parliament of owls", really?! Oh yeah, and there are so many more! This is a list of over 100 animals & their collective names- some you've heard, but this list is full of the ones you haven't, & they are fantastic!

Impress all your friends with this brainy, unique shirt!

This is a unisex v-neck shirt -

Color: Cranberry
Size: XL (only ONE available)

Collective Names of Animals - Black S or M

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:16:21 -0500

$22.00
This would make an awesome Father's Day Gift, don't ya think? :D

Is there really a "mustering of storks", a "charm of finches" or a "prickle of porcupines"? You Betcha-and many, many more! This is a list of over 100 animals & their collective names- some you've heard, but mostly the ones you haven't, & they are truly hard to believe! Impress all your friends with this brainy, unique shirt!

Men's American Apparel Shirt
Color: Black
Sizes: Small / Medium (also avail. in organic- see other listing)

►►► Please specify the size when ordering (in the notes to seller box)! Thanks!

►PHOTO CREDIT of Model: by Rachel of GetReadySetGo.Etsy.com - Please visit her shop! (Thank you Rachel!)

Please note- modeled shirts are kept by the models & your shirt will always be completely new & unworn!

Collective Names of Animals - Heather Gray Track S to XL

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:52:06 -0500

$22.00
Impress all your friends with this brainy, yet unique shirt. Is there really an "unkindness of ravens", a "smack of jellyfish", or a "business of ferrets"? You Betcha- and many more...

This is a list of over 100 animals & their collective names- some you've heard, but mostly the ones you haven't, & they are truly hard to believe!

Available in Women's Tri-Blend (50% Polyester / 25% Cotton / 25% Rayon) Track Shirt, Athletic Gray. Incredibly soft!

Size: Small / Medium / Large / X-Large
Color: Heather Gray

►Small
Width 15 1/2"
Length 23 1/2"

►Medium
Width 16"
Length 24"

►Large
Width 16 1/2"
Length 25"

►X-Large
Width 17"
Length 25"

►► Please specify the size when ordering (in the comment box)! Thanks!

Also available in Heather Blue!

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► PHOTO CREDIT of Model1: Caroline, by Rachel of GetReadySetGo.Etsy.com - Please visit her shop full of INCREDIBLY cool upcycled luggage! (Thank you Rachel!)

► Model 2: the lovely Amy of thePeachTree.etsy.com - please visit her shop & check out her gorgeous jewelry!

Collective Names of Animals - Ladies Heather Blue Raglan Pullover - M or L

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:22:23 -0500

$30.00
This is a list of over 100 animals & their collective names- some you've heard, but mostly ones you haven't, & they are truly hard to believe! Is there really an "unkindness of ravens", a "knot of toads", a "romp of otters", a "warren of rabbits", a "sleuth of bears", a "tower of giraffes" or a "business of ferrets"? You Betcha- and many MANY more... They are a blast to read & memorize!

This lightweight Raglan Pullover is made of Tri-Blend (50% Polyester / 25% Cotton / 25% Rayon) fabric. Polyester retains shape and elasticity; Cotton lends both comfort and durability; addition of Rayon makes for a unique texture and drapes against the body for a slimming look. Raglan sleeves, Loose-fitting on top & snug around waist.

Super soft & super COZY to wear!

Available for Women:
Size: Medium / Large (currently out of Small)
Color: Heather Blue

--► Please leave the size you would like in the "message to seller" box!

► Model 1: the lovely Amy of thePeachTree.etsy.com - please visit her shop & check out her gorgeous jewelry!

Also available in Heather Grey and Tri-Evergreen!

Collective Names of Animals - Ladies Olive M to XL

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:13:56 -0500

$24.00
A "prickle of porcupines", a "streak of tigers" or a "crash of rhinoceros", really?! Oh yeah, and many, many more!

This is a list of over 100 animals & their collective names- some you've heard, but mostly the ones you haven't, & they are hard to believe!

Impress all your friends with this brainy, unique shirt!

Screen printed (by me!) on a 3/4 Sleeve Boatneck American Apparel shirt. Beautiful style! An 100% super soft cotton shirt!

Color: Outstanding Olive
Size: Medium / Large / X-Large

►►► Please specify what size you would like (in the comment box) when ordering, thanks!

Collective Names of Animals - Grass Green 6T and Youth 12

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:53:16 -0500

$22.00
Is there really a "shiver of sharks", a "drift of pigs" or a "party of jays"? You Betcha-and many more!

This is a list of over 100 animals & their collective names- some you've heard, but mostly the ones you haven't, & they are hard to believe!

Color: Grass Green
Size: 6T and Youth 12 (currently sold out of other sizes)

►►► Please specify shirt size when ordering (in the notes to seller box), thanks!

Photo of children: Courtesy of Cary - littleloveblue.etsy.com - check out her AMAZING, MAGICAL creations!!!

Too Much Party - Mens Asphalt S - L

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 09:57:49 -0500

$22.00
Too many beers? Too many sodas? Maybe you had too much fancy bottled water? Too much of anything can make you feel a little wonky the next day. Maybe this shirt can help explain your dilemma quickly, sans the small talk!

That is an official vintage Pabst bottle opener with a bunch of newbie bottle caps! Scanned & prepared for this special t-shirt! The old & the new marry to bring you a jumble of fun.

Men's / Unisex 100% cotton, super soft American Apparel Shirt available in:

Color: Alluring Asphalt
Sizes: Small / Medium / Large

►►► Please specify the size when ordering (in the comment box)! Thanks!

Giant Forks Scarf in Teal

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 12:58:10 -0500

$22.00
My favorite fork --- printed 2 times in a criss-cross fashion, on each end. No two scarves will be the same! This is an edgy, pop art sort of design- could make for a wonderful conversation piece!

The Giant Fork design is printed on a Sheer Jersey cotton American Apparel scarf - so soft and cozy! Made in the USA, printed in the USA.

More about the scarf:
► 100% Sheer Jersey cotton construction
► Dimensions: 93" x 16" (236cm x 41cm)
► Raw edges
► Unisex

Color: Teal

---► More scarves here! http://www.etsy.com/shop/Xenotees?section_id=6244337

Giant Saw Blade Shirt - Grass Green S or XL

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:53:52 -0400

$22.00
A larger version of my saw blade design on a beautiful grass green colored shirt. The design is positioned on the shirt in a dynamic & flattering way... The image spills over the side on to the back... Soft soft soft jersey material & cut you can wear anytime!

Printed with a dark shade of green for the full MONOchromATIC effect!

Color: Glorious Grass Green
Size: Small or X-Large (temporarily out of other sizes)

►► Please let me know what size you would like when you check out! Thanks!

►PHOTO CREDIT of Model 1 & 2: by Rachel of GetReadySetGo.Etsy.com - Please visit her shop! (Thank you Rachel!)

Japanese Star Moss - Asphalt S to L

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 00:06:45 -0400

$22.00
Star Moss Design

The Japanese Star Moss design on this shirt is from a drawing that I made--- inspired by one of my National Geographic magazines. Since they are hand drawn, each little moss has it's own unique shape & personality.

Printed with Plush green ink for a soft mossy effect, on my favorite style of American Apparel Shirts.

Make sure to check out the whole section for other shirt styles & color options! http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5647460§ion_id=5428448

Available in:
Size: Small / Medium / Large
Color: Asphalt

►► Please specify size when you check out, or email me after you make your purchase!

Note: Due to the nature of the puff ink, color & texture may vary slightly.

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►PHOTO CREDIT of Model: Rachel of GetReadySetGo.Etsy.com - Please visit her shop! (Thank you Rachel!)

Please note- modeled shirts are kept by the models & your shirt will always be completely new & unworn!

2XL Collective Names of Animals - Asphalt Mens Shirt

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:05:28 -0400

$23.50
A "cloud of grasshoppers", a "knot of toads" or a "watch of nightingales"? Really?! You Betcha, and many many more...

This is a list of over 100 animals & their collective names- some you've heard, but mostly the ones you haven't, & they are truly hard to believe!

Men's American Apparel Shirt available in:

Color: Asphalt
Sizes: 2XL

S P O O N E D Shirt - Olive Small

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:11:57 -0400

Giant Saw Blade - Mens Black Small

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:56:50 -0400

$22.00
The Giant Saw Blade design is placed on the shirt in a dynamic, flattering way... The image wraps around the side to the back a bit. A silhouette with attitude!

* Printed with a dark silver ink *

Men's American Apparel Shirt available in:
Color: Black
Sizes: Small

Giant Saw Blade Shirt - Asphalt Large

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:55:06 -0400

$22.00
The Giant Saw Blade on a wonderfully comfortable & flattering style of American Apparel shirt. . Here, the saw blade spills across the front and side of the shirt in a dynamic, flattering way... The image wraps around the side to the back... Soft soft soft jersey material you can wear anytime!

American Apparel sleeveless scoop neck shirt. 100% cotton!

Currently available in:

Size: Large
Color: Asphalt

►PHOTO CREDIT of Model: Rachel of GetReadySetGo.Etsy.com - Please visit her shop FILLED to the brim with fabulous upcycled luggage!

XX Chromosomes - TriCoffee Track Tee in Medium to X-Large

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 12:36:26 -0400

$22.00
Actual chromosomes, blown up to create an eye catching
{ feature show } kind of shirt! Wear your DNA proudly. A wonderful shirt for anyone- especially doctors, geneticists, & biology teachers!

This is an American Apparel Tri-Blend Track shirt. (50% Polyester / 25% Cotton / 25% Rayon) Track Shirt, Athletic Gray. Incredibly soft material!

Printed with the softest black ink- you can *barely* feel it!

Color: Delicious Tri-Coffee (really has a cool coffee grounds look!)
Sizes: Medium / Large / X-Large

►► Please let me know what size you would like when you check out! Thanks!
Shirt Measurements (taken laying flat):

►Small
Width 15 1/2"
Length 23 1/2"

►Medium
Width 16"
Length 24"

►Large
Width 16 1/2"
Length 25"

►X-Large
Width 17"
Length 25"

►► Please specify shirt size (in the notes to seller box) when placing your order. Thanks!

Also available in:
Black --► http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=24796610
Cranberry --► http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=25803695
Asphalt --► http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=27613508
White --► http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=27604173

► PHOTO CREDIT: Model is Kella of www.kellamacphee.com - Thank you Kella!

Giant Saw Blade - Mens Slate Small

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 19:51:02 -0400

$22.00
The Giant Saw Blade design - a striking silhouette to display your appreciation of the all mighty power tool!

How did I come up with the idea?
At some point in one of my high school art classes, I built a sculpture & cut saw blade shapes for it, on the band saw. I guess the striking shape of the saw blade has been a favorite of mine for a long time!

Here, I've screen printed with a dark maroon which plays off the slight blue tint in the slate colored shirt really well...

American Apparel Shirt - Men / Unisex - available in:

Color: Slate
Sizes: Small

Model: That is Daniel of OneMansCrutch.etsy.com wearing his very own Xenotee. I hope you'll visit his way cool shop!

Organic Collective Names of Animals - Black Kids 4T thru 6T / Youth 10

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 11:56:42 -0400

$24.00
A "bloat of hippos", a "muster of peacocks", a "shiver of sharks", a "drift of pigs", a "romp of otters", or a "sleuth of bears"? Really? You Betcha-and many more!

This is a list of over 100 animals & their collective names- some you've heard, but mostly the ones you haven't, & they are hard to believe!

These are incredibly soft!

Color: Organic Black
Kid's Sizes: 4T / 6T / Youth 10 (sold out of 2T, Youth 8 & 12)

►►► Please specify the color & size when ordering (in the notes to seller box)! Thanks!

Collective Names of Animals - Baseball Jersey XS / S / L

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 00:08:39 -0400

$22.00
Is there really an "intrusion of cockroaches", a "sleuth of bears" or a "descent of woodpeckers"? You Betcha-and many more...

This is a list of over 100 animals & their collective names- some you've heard, but mostly the ones you haven't, & they are truly hard to believe!

►Unisex American Apparel Shirt - Baseball jersey style(Poly-Cotton - 50% Polyester / 50% Cotton). Printed with white Ink... These run a little small.

Size: XS / Small / Large (sold out of other sizes right now)
Color: Black Body/White Sleeves

►► Please specify shirt size (in the notes to seller box) when placing your order. Thanks!

The model is wearing a X-Small!

►PHOTO CREDIT of Model by Rachel of GetReadySetGo.Etsy.com - Please visit her shop! (Thank you Rachel!)

Available in Red Body/Navy sleeves too! (see separate listing)