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Lazy Monster Box

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:58:59 -0500

$5.00
This little monster is feeling rather lazy. He'd love to be lazy on your desk or shelf. This is a hand painted original, varnished 3x3 decorative box.

*BP Fridge Magnets NOT included. Photographed to show size. :)

Bashful Blue Monster Box

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:58:59 -0500

$5.00
This Bashful Blue Monster Box is just waiting for a shelf to cozy or a cubicle to be companion to! Bashful Blue is a hand painted original on a 3x3 box.

Borked Planet Teething City Monster Box

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:58:59 -0500

$7.00
Monsters have to teethe too! This adorable blue monster is gnawing on a city block, and looking fabulous while doing so. This is a 5x5 chipboard box with scalloped edges. Hand Painted with Acrylic and Watercolor, and Brush Pen on newsprint. As with every piece, this is an original and there will not be another like it. :)

Day Out - A handpainted original 3x3 Acrylic Monster and Skeleton Painting

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:58:59 -0500

$15.00
What is better than a day out with your favorite monster? I mean really. This is a hand painted original on 3x3 canvas. Signed and Dated

Mean Green Monster Box

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:58:59 -0500

$5.00
Mean and Green this Monster Box might just keep people away from whatever you want to keep in said box! Those glaring eyes, the sharp teeth..gotta love it. This is a hand painted original sealed on a 3x3 box.

*BP Fridge Magnets NOT included. Photographed to show size. :)

Memory Wipe 5x7 Robot Painting

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:58:59 -0500

$20.00
Ever felt this way? Then this 5x7 original hand painting done with acrylic on canvas panel is for you!

Sally Monster Box

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:58:59 -0500

$7.00
Sally is one super monster! A hand painted original on this 5x5 scalloped rim box and sealed, Sally is ready to party.

*BP Fridge Magnets NOT included. Photographed to show size. :)

Feed Me Monster Mailbox FREE SHIPPING

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:58:59 -0500

$50.00
One of my most favorite things I've done to date! Monster mailboxes! This very hungry mailbox would love to be used in your home, or as your mailbox. This is a one of a kind hand painted original. This is a wall mount mailbox. It has been primed, painted with acrylics and finished off with a clear acrylic glaze. It is safe to use daily inside or out.

Acthulhu Monster Mailbox Vintage FREE SHIPPING RIGHT NOW

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:58:59 -0500

$60.00
One of my most favorite things I've done to date! Monster mailboxes! This very hungry mailbox would love to be used in your home, or as your mailbox. This is a one of a kind hand painted original. This is a wall mount mailbox. This is a vintage mailbox. It has been primed, painted with acrylics and finished off with a clear acrylic glaze. It is safe to use daily inside or out.

Googly Monster Metal Box FREE SHIPPING

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:58:59 -0500

$30.00
Googly Monster wants to eat your stuffs!

I bought this Metal Box Used as a vintage box on eBay. The dimensions are 10 1/2 inches (at the tallest point) by 4 inches x 4 inches. I cannot say for certain how old it is, and I'm not quite sure what it was used for originally. I placed a 4x4 piece of pressed black felt into the bottom on the inside, as the bottom was a bit rough. Also, the hinge popped off the back, so I used epoxy to adhere it back on. Works great now. Primed, Painted and Sealed with Acrylic Glaze. I hope I find another box like this as I LOVE how this one came out.

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Yoga Granny 3x3 Painting

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:58:59 -0500

$15.00
This granny likes to yoga! You go granny! My kids love Yoga Granny, I hope you do too! This is a 3x3 Canvas Panel painted with acylic and sealed. Signed and Dated

Middle School Monster 3x3 Monster Painting

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:58:59 -0500

$15.00
This reminded me of those terrible picture backgrounds they make you pose in front of in middle school. Good thing about being a furry monster is no pimples on picture day.

This is a 3x3 Canvas Panel painted with acrylic and sealed with Acrylic Varnish. Signed and Dated

Robotrait 3x3 Robot Painting

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:58:58 -0500

$15.00
This robot is just waiting to be hung near a geeks computing area.

This is a 3x3 Canvas Panel painted with Acrylic Paint and sealed with Acrylic Varnish, Signed and Dated

One Armed Mac 3x3 Skeleton Painting

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:58:58 -0500

$15.00
All the stories you could tell about One Armed Mac if he were hanging on your wall! You'll be the talk of the town. ...If they still do that.

This is a 3x3 Canvas Panel painted with Acrylic Paint and sealed with Acrylic Varnish, Signed and Dated

Handmade Purple Eye Patch

Sun, 04 Oct 2009 01:33:17 -0400

$4.00
I'M WATCHING YOU!

Now you can have eyes not just on the back of your head.. but everywhere! Sew these spooky eyes on your hoodie, hat, backpack, sleeves, gloves, you name it! Tons of fun and spooky cool year round. These patches are 100% handmade, with some groovy felt and my grama's old sewing machine.

These handy dandy sew-on patches will come with a slip of Iron-On adhesive and directions if you care to give that a whirl.

Patches are approximately 3" x 2" and can be sewn right on.

Twitter followers can win great patches and other borked planet goodies by following @borkedplanet!

Handmade Green Eye Patch

Sun, 04 Oct 2009 01:31:19 -0400

Handmade Red Eye Patch

Sun, 04 Oct 2009 01:29:18 -0400

Blast Off Borked Planet Character Card Blank FREE SHIPPING

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 20:15:37 -0400

$3.50
*3*
*2*
*1*
Blast OFF!

Up, up and away you go with this super mega awesome blasting off rocket!

Printed on 5.5" x 4.25" Card

Red Head in a Green Dress Borked Planet Character Card Blank FREE SHIPPING

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 20:05:29 -0400

$3.50
Nothing is quite as dangerous as a lovely red head in a green dress.

Printed on 5.5" x 4.25" Card

Monster Boo Borked Planet Character Card Blank FREE SHIPPING

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 02:47:27 -0400

$3.50
Boo.

Please don't make me say it again.

Just in time for some Halloween awesomeness! Get 'em now so you can send 'em to the people you *really* like.
Printed on 5.5" x 4.25" Card

Skeleton Robber Borked Planet Character Card Blank FREE SHIPPING

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 02:42:57 -0400

$3.50
Trick or Treat!
Give me something good to eat...
If you don't..I don't care!
I'll rob you blind and take over your secret lair!

This adorable little skeleton is actually one of the most revered criminal masterminds of our time. Luckily, it only exists on paper.

Printed on 5.5" x 4.25" Card (Blank Inside)

Lovely Lady Borked Planet Character Card Blank FREE SHIPPING

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 02:37:05 -0400

$3.50
HeyHeyHey! Honey PLEASE...*This* lovely lady needs NO introduction!

Let her curves do all the talking, the card is blank inside and you could just leave it that way...

Printed on 5.5" x 4.25" Card (Blank Inside)

Ghostie Smooches Borked Planet Character Card Blank FREE SHIPPING

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 02:25:47 -0400

$3.50
Floaty and Wafty sitting in a tree...
K*I*S*S*I*N*G!
First comes love then comes death,
then comes the haunting part that we love best!

C'mon lets not interrupt these two...

Printed on 5.5" x 4.25" Card

Granny and Her Cat Borked Planet Character Card Blank FREE SHIPPING

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 02:18:25 -0400

$3.50
"C'mere deary, let granny pull that burr out from your fur. Oh my! That's not a burr, oh kitty you've been bad! It's ok kitty, grannys' no angel herself, granny will keep your secrets. You come home with granny now, no one needs to know..."

Printed on a 5.5" x 4.25" card
Blank Inside

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Oh No Borked Planet Zombie Greeting Card Blank FREE SHIPPING

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 01:06:18 -0400

$3.50
On a borked planet, on a borked day, a very infected, very dead young zombie fellow went for a stroll. Looking for anything with sweet delicious brains. Sadly all he came across was this flower, and it had already been infected. Upon seeing the flower, for a brief moment he sensed what he had become, what the world had become... The loss, the terror, the grief...the beauty in the little things. He was infected, the flower was infected, they lived infectedly ever after.

This was originally a watercolor painting I did. Scanned, vectored, and yours for the lovin'!
5.5" x 4.25" Blank Inside

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Borked Planet People Pack 4 Coloring Sheets PDF

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 13:17:54 -0400

$3.00
For kids and grown-ups alike! These Borked Planet Character coloring sheets have been an idea of mine long past making. I am glad they are now a reality. Within 24 hours of your paid purchase I will email you with the PDF file containing the 4 coloring sheets. There will be NO watermark on these. Remember that these are for personal amusement only, no unauthorized distribution please.

Staple all 4 together to make a mini coloring book, or print them out individually for coloring and cut-out fun! Fun for all ages!

8.5 x 11 Black and White Borked Planet Characters