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I touch myself....counted cross stitch pattern. (mature)

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 22:04:00 -0500

$7.00
This pattern was inspired by the Divynls song, 'I touch myself'..... He's rather inviting, eh?!

He's all in sepia tone and rather yummy!

This gorgeous guy's pattern is 96 stitches wide by 126 stitches high. 30 colors in sepia tones make this a nice project that will keep you busy.

This pattern is delivered digitally to you on a PDF file so that you can print off the pattern at your leisure. Lose a page? Print it off again! Want to stitch this many times? Print, print, print!!

Want to start stitching tonight? Buy now and you could be stitching within the hour.

The copyright belongs to me but feel free to sell your work.

So, come on and join the GREEN way of stitching. Ditch the postage....ditch the fuel costs...this is new age cross stitch! (baby!) :)

Pop Art Pink Panties Counted Cross Stitch Pattern (mature content)

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 18:04:30 -0500

$7.00
A bit of naughty and a bit of pop art thrown in.

This pattern is delivered digitally to you on a PDF file so that you can print off the pattern at your leisure. Lose a page? Print it off again! Want to stitch this many times? Print, print, print!!

Want to start stitching tonight? Buy now and you could be stitching within the hour.

The finished stitch count is 100 stitches wide by 100 stitches high. A great project for the novice or experienced cross stitcher as there are only 6 colors!

The copyright belongs to me but feel free to sell your work so long as you credit me with the design of the pattern

So, come on and join the GREEN way of stitching. Ditch the postage....ditch the fuel costs...this is new age cross stitch baby! :)

Girl on Girl Cross Stitch Pattern

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:40:07 -0500

$7.00
A bit of action going on here, eh? Hot girl on girl action in cool blues.

This fun girly pattern is 160 stitches wide by 171 stitches high. If stitched on 18 count aida then the finished piece would measure 8 7/8 inches by 9 1/2 inches. (or 22.4 cm x 24.1 cm)

This pattern is delivered digitally to you on a PDF file so that you can print off the pattern at your leisure. Lose a page? Print it off again! Want to stitch this many times? Print, print, print!!

Want to start stitching tonight? Buy now and you could be stitching within the hour.

The copyright belongs to me but feel free to sell your work.

So, come on and join the GREEN way of stitching. Ditch the postage....ditch the fuel costs...this is new age cross stitch! (baby!) :)

Pop Art Gay Abandon - a Counted Cross Stitch Pattern (mature)

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:42:54 -0500

$7.00
By popular demand I have come out with my newest pattern.

These two guys look like they're having bunches of fun!

There are only 3 colors in this pattern and so it will work up very quickly! The pattern is 229 stitches wide by 168 stitches high and will measure 12 3/4 inches by 9 3/8 inches. (32.4 cm x 24 cm). With having only 3 colors you could substitute the colors for your own favorite combination.

This pattern is delivered digitally to you on a PDF file so that you can print off the pattern at your leisure. Lose a page? Print it off again! Want to stitch this many times? Print, print, print!!

Want to start stitching tonight? Buy now and you could be stitching within the hour.

The copyright belongs to me but feel free to sell your work and credit me with the design.

So, come on and join the GREEN way of stitching. Ditch the postage....ditch the fuel costs...this is new age cross stitch! (baby!) :)

A Divining Rod Counted Cross Stitch Pattern (mature content)

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:28:08 -0500

$7.00
Rod is divine! Rod also has a divining rod! Hmmmmm...what could Rod be searching for? You?

Divine Rod is 192 stitches high by 145 stitches wid. If stitched on 18 count aida then the finished Rod (not to be confused with Rod's divining rod!) would measure 8 7/8 inches by 13 1/8 inches. (22.5 cm x 33.5 cm) There are also only 9 colors in the pattern so it is extremely cross stitch friendly. Divine Rod could be hanging around in your bedroom within the week!

This pattern is delivered digitally to you on a PDF file so that you can print off the pattern at your leisure. Lose a page? Print it off again! Want to stitch this many times? Print, print, print!!

Want to start stitching tonight? Buy now and you could be stitching within the hour.

The copyright belongs to me but feel free to sell your work and credit me with the design.

So, come on and join the GREEN way of stitching. Ditch the postage....ditch the fuel costs...this is new age cross stitch! (baby!) :)

Mammory and Ivory Counted Cross Stitch Pattern (mature content)

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:19:59 -0500

$7.00
Ah, sing along, why don't you?! 'Mammory and Ivory, live together in perf..'

Oops, sorry!

They're having quite the time, aren't they?! I'm jealous as I'd like to have boobs that look this good! And aren't her nails pretty?

This pattern is delivered digitally to you on a PDF file so that you can print off the pattern at your leisure. Lose a page? Print it off again! Want to stitch this many times? Print, print, print!!

The size of this pattern is 160 stitches wide by 112 stitches high and if stitched on 18 count aida would measure 8 7/8 inches by 6 1/4 inches. (22.4 cm x 15.9 cm)

Want to start stitching tonight? Buy now and you could be stitching within the hour.

The copyright belongs to me but feel free to sell your work. (just credit me with the pattern)

So, come on and join the GREEN way of stitching. Ditch the postage....ditch the fuel costs...this is new age cross stitch! (baby!) :)

Lick. A Counted Cross Stitch Pattern (mature content)

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:19:37 -0500

$7.00
Naughty but nice! This pattern creates a lot of hot and botheredness, it seems! I've previewed it among my peers and it gets a hearty thumbs up!

Stitching this would definitely heat things up!

Sorry, have I lost you? I find that happens too!!

This lickable pattern is 192 stitches wide by 145 stitches high.

This pattern is delivered digitally to you on a PDF file so that you can print off the pattern at your leisure. Lose a page? Print it off again! Want to stitch this many times? Print, print, print!!

Want to start stitching tonight? Buy now and you could be stitching within the hour.

The copyright belongs to me but feel free to sell your work and credit me with the design.

So, come on and join the GREEN way of stitching. Ditch the postage....ditch the fuel costs...this is new age cross stitch! (baby!) :)

Bodacious Tatas - counted cross stitch pattern (mature)

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:23:12 -0500

$7.00
First there was Boobies and now Bodacious Tatas! What a rack!

This pattern is very cross stitch friendly and would look gorgeous stitched on white linen! Maybe just stitch the dark colors and let the gorgeous linen show through as the white colors? This is one of my works in progress so I'll update the pictures as it progresses.

I am stitching this on 32 count linen (over 2 threads) and with a stitch count of 229 wide and 116 high will measure roughly 14 inches by 7 inches. (35 cm x 17 cm).

15 colors are needed for this pattern but if you stitch it the way I am right now you will only need 12 colors.

This pattern is delivered digitally to you on a PDF file so that you can print off the pattern at your leisure. Lose a page? Print it off again! Want to stitch this many times? Print, print, print!!

Want to start stitching tonight? Buy now and you could be stitching within the hour.

The copyright belongs to me but feel free to sell your work so long as you credit me with the design of the pattern

So, come on and join the GREEN way of stitching. Ditch the postage....ditch the fuel costs...this is new age cross stitch baby! :)

Blow me over counted cross stitch pattern (mature)

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 05:45:23 -0400

$7.00
Blow me over is a counted cross stitch pattern of a lady...

The song 'Blow me over in the clover and do it again' comes to mind. (I think you may have to be British to know this song as my other half has no idea about this!)

This pattern is delivered digitally to you on a PDF file so that you can print off the pattern at your leisure. Lose a page? Print it off again! Want to stitch this many times? Print, print, print!!

Want to start stitching tonight? Buy now and you could be stitching within the hour.

The finished stitch count is 100 stitches wide by 92 stitches high.

The copyright belongs to me but feel free to sell your work so long as you credit me with the design of the pattern

So, come on and join the GREEN way of stitching. Ditch the postage....ditch the fuel costs...this is new age cross stitch baby! :)

Oooo that's nice....mature counted cross stitch pattern

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 05:44:46 -0400

$7.00
By popular demand I have finally come up with a female version of 'I Touch Myself'! She's having a great time and don't we all?! A big thank you to Lauren for sharing one of her most private moments! You go girl!

This pattern is delivered digitally to you on a PDF file so that you can print off the pattern at your leisure. Lose a page? Print it off again! Want to stitch this many times? Print, print, print!!

The size of this pattern is 160 stitches wide by 140 stitches high and if stitched on 18 count aida would measure 8 7/8 inches by 7 3/4 inches. (22.4 cm x 19.7 cm)

Want to start stitching tonight? Buy now and you could be stitching within the hour.

The copyright belongs to me but feel free to sell your work. (just credit me with the pattern)

So, come on and join the GREEN way of stitching. Ditch the postage....ditch the fuel costs...this is new age cross stitch! (baby!) :)

I touch myself too. (mature content) The Whole Kit and Caboodle

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 04:06:21 -0400

$24.00
A very pleasing pattern in natural skin tones

What comes in the kit:

1. Cross stitch chart in black and white with symbols printed on card stock for stability.

2. 18 count white aida fabric.

3. All the DMC thread you will need to stitch this saucy chap.

4. A needle!

All packaged in a sparkly cello bag and the thread is tied up with my signature Crotch Stitch Ribbon

I touch myself too. (mature content)

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 20:51:06 -0400

$7.00
A very pleasing counted cross stitch pattern in real skin tones....

There's nothing like stitching a naughty cross stitch pattern to inspire the naughty in you.

This gorgeous guy's pattern is 96 stitches wide by 140 stitches high

This pattern is delivered digitally to you on a PDF file so that you can print off the pattern at your leisure. Lose a page? Print it off again! Want to stitch this many times? Print, print, print!!

Want to start stitching tonight? Buy now and you could be stitching within the hour.

The copyright belongs to me but feel free to sell your work.

So, come on and join the GREEN way of stitching. Ditch the postage....ditch the fuel costs...this is new age cross stitch! (baby!) :)

I'm shy.....

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 20:51:06 -0400

$7.00
If you want to buy one of my patterns but you're too shy then buy this listing and convo me.

Nobody will know what you've bought and I'm good at keeping secrets!

It will just be between me and you!

So happy stitching!

Peachey Bum Counted Cross Stitch Pattern (mature content)

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 20:45:47 -0400

$7.00
Wouldn't you just love to squeeze this guys bottom?! Peachey eh? He even has manly back dimples!

This beautiful bottomed guy's pattern is 100 stitches wide by 87 stitches high

The pattern is delivered digitally to you on a PDF file so that you can print off the pattern at your leisure. Lose a page? Print it off again! Want to stitch this many times? Print, print, print!!

Want to start stitching tonight? Buy now and you could be stitching within the hour.

The copyright belongs to me but feel free to sell your work.

So, come on and join the GREEN way of stitching. Ditch the postage....ditch the fuel costs...this is new age cross stitch! (baby!) :)

I touch myself too. (mature content)

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 20:45:24 -0400

Hop on (mature content)

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 20:44:19 -0400

$7.00
Couldn't you just hop on this bad boy?!

Only 20 colors in this pattern so very cross stitch friendly!

This pattern is delivered digitally to you on a PDF file so that you can print off the pattern at your leisure. Lose a page? Print it off again! Want to stitch this many times? Print, print, print!!

Want to start stitching tonight? Buy now and you could be stitching within the hour.

The finished stitch count is 160 wide by 98 high.

The copyright belongs to me and if you wish to sell the finished item please let me know and acknowledge in your sale that I am the designer.

So, come on and join the GREEN way of stitching. Ditch the postage....ditch the fuel costs...this is new age cross stitch! (baby!) :)

Nude on White (mature listing)

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 20:37:58 -0400

$7.00
A very tasteful cross stitch pattern...a nude on white

This pattern is delivered digitally to you on a PDF file so that you can print off the pattern at your leisure. Lose a page? Print it off again! Want to stitch this many times? Print, print, print!!

Want to start stitching tonight? Buy now and you could be stitching within the hour.

The finished stitch count is 100 wide by 52 high.

The copyright belongs to me and if you wish to sell the finished item please let me know and acknowledge in your sale that I am the designer.

So, come on and join the GREEN way of stitching. Ditch the postage....ditch the fuel costs...this is new age cross stitch! (baby!) :)

Goooooood Morning. (mature content) A counted cross stitch pattern.

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 23:52:34 -0400

$7.00
Stitching has never been so much fun! Imagine waking up to this glorious site every morning!

I see this pattern as maybe a pillow? Or possibly a fun addition to the wall in your master bedroom?

This fun phallus pattern is 100 stitches wide by 131 stitches high

This pattern is delivered digitally to you on a PDF file so that you can print off the pattern at your leisure. Lose a page? Print it off again! Want to stitch this many times? Print, print, print!!

Want to start stitching tonight? Buy now and you could be stitching within the hour.

The copyright belongs to me but feel free to sell your work.

So, come on and join the GREEN way of stitching. Ditch the postage....ditch the fuel costs...this is new age cross stitch! (baby!) :)

Cut Counted Cross Stitch Pattern

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 08:31:30 -0400

$7.00
What a man!! Nothing more to say really!

This pattern is delivered digitally to you on a PDF file so that you can print off the pattern at your leisure. Lose a page? Print it off again! Want to stitch this many times? Print, print, print!!

Want to start stitching tonight? Buy now and you could be stitching within the hour.

The finished stitch count is 100 stitches wide by 111 stitches high.

The copyright belongs to me but feel free to sell your work so long as you credit me with the design of the pattern

So, come on and join the GREEN way of stitching. Ditch the postage....ditch the fuel costs...this is new age cross stitch baby! :)

Your Dream Man simplified.... (mature content)

Sat, 15 Aug 2009 05:10:57 -0400

$7.00
In my other shop (WooHooToo) I have my Dream Man. He's a lovely man but somewhat complicated.

So, here in my new shop I give you Your Dream Man Simplified.

My original Dream Man had nearly 30 colors but now he's cross stitch friendly with only 10 colors!!

This pattern is delivered digitally to you on a PDF file so that you can print off the pattern at your leisure. Lose a page? Print it off again! Want to stitch this many times? Print, print, print!!

Want to start stitching tonight? Buy now and you could be stitching within the hour.

The finished stitch count is 100 stitches wide by 118 stitches high.

The copyright belongs to me but feel free to sell your work so long as you credit me with the design of the pattern

So, come on and join the GREEN way of stitching. Ditch the postage....ditch the fuel costs...this is new age cross stitch baby! :)

Spank Me. A Saucy Counted Cross Stitch Pattern. (mature content)

Sat, 15 Aug 2009 05:10:57 -0400

$7.00
Spank Me is the newest in my line of saucy cross stitch patterns. Very cross stitch friendly with only 16 colors. Christmas is coming up so make someone's day by stitching this for them! Or just keep him to yourself! He's guaranteed to be a conversation piece!

This pattern is 128 stitches wide by 160 stitches high

The pattern is delivered digitally to you on a PDF file so that you can print off the pattern at your leisure. Lose a page? Print it off again! Want to stitch this many times? Print, print, print!!

Want to start stitching tonight? Buy now and you could be stitching within the hour. (bear in mind I have to sleep!)

The copyright belongs to me but feel free to sell your work and credit me with the design.

So, come on and join the GREEN way of stitching. Ditch the postage....ditch the fuel costs...this is new age cross stitch! (baby!) :)

Fit as a Fiddle Cross Stitch Pattern

Sat, 15 Aug 2009 05:10:23 -0400

$7.00
Fit as a fiddle? Yes! A nice project to wile away the hours as you watch this delightful fellow unfold!

This pattern is delivered digitally to you on a PDF file so that you can print off the pattern at your leisure. Lose a page? Print it off again! Want to stitch this many times? Print, print, print!!

Want to start stitching tonight? Buy now and you could be stitching within the hour. (bear in mind I have to sleep!)

The finished stitch count is 98 stitches wide by 108 stitches high. The finished piece will measure 5.5 inches high by 6 inches. (14 cm x 15.2 cm)

The copyright belongs to me but feel free to sell your work so long as you credit me with the design of the pattern

So, come on and join the GREEN way of stitching. Ditch the postage....ditch the fuel costs...this is new age cross stitch baby! :)