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Clean/Dirty Magnet

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:53:12 -0500

$2.50
Here in the Robot House, it was at times hard to tell if the dishes were clean or dirty. It could be because our dishwasher does a remarkably shoddy job, but the more likely reason is that we had no system other than visual inspection for determining whether the dishes in the washer had undergone the wash cycle or not. Thus, the Clean/Dirty magnet was invented.

Flip it one way, and the dishes are unmistakably clean--flip it the other, and it's safe to load up the dirty ones. Guaranteed to make your life just a little bit simpler. Also available in black and white upon request, if you're just not in a rainbow mood.

All of our magnets are 2.125" x 3.125" with a flat, strong magnetic back, and our images are printed on high-quality photo paper.

100 Custom 2 x 3 Inch Rectangle Magnets

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:52:35 -0500

$95.00
This listing is for 100 custom-printed 2-by-3 inch rectangular magnets. They don't necessarily have to be the same graphic--you can get up to 6 different designs for the same price as 100 magnets of the same design.

This size and shape of magnet is perfect for art and photographs, and makes for excellent presents and promotional items. They can also be used as a creative and original wedding or baby announcement.

I print the magnets on a high-quality inkjet photo printer, using high-quality photo paper. This ensures excellent color reproduction and a really sharp-looking final product. I have a Tecre magnet machine and use Tecre magnet supplies to make professional-quality magnets.

Once you place your order, I will email you a template and instructions for sending me your graphic in the right size. The image can be either vertical or horizontal, so be creative! Also, I do ship internationally.

Convo me with any possible questions, and I will be happy to reply. Thanks for joining the Robot House Party!

That is One Curious Robot Magnet

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:16:10 -0500

$4.00
Recovered from the journal of the missing Dr. <DELETED>:

Today we finally activated the <DELETED> in Subject 763.
Once we confirmed that Subject 763 had no ill intentions, we released him from his <DELETED>. It was then that the most peculiar thing happened. Without saying a word, Subject 763 pushed past us and made its way to the <DELETED> mirror on the other side of the laboratory (I was convinced Subject 763 saw the armed <DELETED> cautiously watching from the other side of the mirror). At first, all he did was stare blankly at his reflection but suddenly a wonderful glint appeared in his eyes. Subject 763 opened his mouth wide and gazed into his artificial throat. It was at this moment that I realized we had successfully created the world’s first self-aware robot. I cannot help but wonder how this beautiful creation will shape my life.

THIS BODY OF TEXT HAS BEEN MODIFIED BY ONE OR MORE INTERNATIONALLY RECOGNIZED GOVERNMENTS FOR THE PROTECTION OF THEIR CITIZENS, ALLIES, AND EMPLOYEES.

Image reproduced from a hand drawn picture and colors added in photoshop. 2.125" x 3.125" magnet with a flat and strong magnetic back. Mylar/UV protecting cover gives this robot a self-aware glint in his eye that Dr. <DELETED> wishes he never helped create.

It's Hard Out Here for a Robot

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:16:10 -0500

$4.00
Get over here private!
I’ve handpicked you for a special assignment because I like you. You remind me of me. And I like me.
You and I are going to do something we should’ve done before this whole d*** war began! We’re going to take out those Robots when they least expect it!
Tonight, at 0100 we’re going to sneak into their base camp and find the “Master Plug.”

Wh-what’s the “Master Plug” Sarge?

Quiet Private! You want them to hear us talking about their “Master Plug?!” From here on in we refer to it as “Master P”

I’m sorry Sarge.

Put your sorries in a sack private.
“Master P” is the robot army’s one exploitable weakness and you and I are the men who are going to exploit it.

I’m a woman sir.

Oh…my sincere apologies Private. I can no longer see that well.
To be honest, that’s why I called you here today.

Sir?

I need you to help me sneak into the Robot camp and locate “Master P.”

Is that all sir?

Why would that be all private?! Don’t be an idiot!
…I’m sorry for yelling.

It’s fine. Go on sir.

Really, I apologize.

I know. Please continue.

Ok…
After you’ve helped me locate “Master P,” I’ll need you to take my arm and thrust my butter knife wielding hand deep into one of “Master P’s” open sockets. This will cause “Master P” to explode along with all of the robots who thought they’d live to rebel another day! We’ll win this 300 year-old war in seconds!

…

Oh yeah, and after the explosion I’ll need you to carry my body back here for a hero’s burial.

…

…Are you still there private? I can’t see well, remember?

…

…Private?

Image reproduced from a hand drawn picture and colors added in photoshop. 2.125" x 3.125" magnet with a flat and strong magnetic back. Mylar/UV protecting cover gives this robot a sheen only hours of training can provide.

5 Custom 2 x 3 Inch Rectangle Magnets

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 12:30:08 -0400

$10.00
This listing is for 5 custom-printed 2-by-3 inch rectangular magnets. They don't necessarily have to be the same graphic--you can get 5 different pictures for the same price as 5 magnets of the same picture.

This size and shape of magnet is perfect for art and photographs, and makes for excellent presents or promotional items. They can also be used as a creative and original wedding or baby announcement (I gave my mom and dad each a magnet of me and my brothers as tiny boys for Christmas).

I print the magnets on a high-quality inkjet photo printer, using high-quality photo paper. This ensures excellent color reproduction and a really sharp-looking final product. I have a Tecre magnet machine and use Tecre magnet supplies to make professional-quality magnets.

Once you place your order, I will email you a template and instructions for sending me your graphic in the right size. The image can be either vertical or horizontal, so be creative! Also, I do ship internationally.

Convo me with any questions, and I will be happy to reply. Thanks for joining the Robot House Party!

Why did you make me feel this way

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 12:30:08 -0400

$4.00
THE FINE PRINT OF THE ROBOT-TRON CORPORATION OPERATING MANUAL:

Our world renown scientists were a little bored so they programmed a brand new sensitivity package into your DISPOS-A-TRON 3000. This added, limited addition bonus, makes it so your DISPOS-A-TRON 3000 may not physically feel any pain, but you're going to have your hands full putting him back together again emotionally!

Image reproduced from a hand drawn picture and colors added in photoshop. 2.125" x 3.125" magnet with a flat and strong magnetic back. Mylar/UV protecting cover gives this robot a glint in his eye that resemble the tears he wish he could shed.

Hungry Robots Need Fuel Too

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 12:30:08 -0400

$4.00
"Well what type of food sounds good?"

"I don't care. I'll eat anything."

"Pizza?"

"Yeah, that sounds good."

"Tacos?"

"Sure, whatever."

"Please just tell me what you want."

"I told you! I don't care!"

Image reproduced from a hand drawn picture and colors added in photoshop. 2.125" x 3.125" magnet with a flat and strong magnetic back. Mylar/UV protecting cover give these robots a glazed, hungry look.

25 Custom 2 x 3 Inch Rectangle Magnets

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 18:56:14 -0400

$35.00
This listing is for 25 custom-printed 2-by-3 inch rectangular magnets. They don't necessarily have to be the same graphic--you can get up to 6 different designs for the same price as 25 magnets of the same design.

This size and shape of magnet is perfect for art and photographs, and makes for excellent presents and promotional items. They can also be used as a creative and original wedding or baby announcement.

I print the magnets on a high-quality inkjet photo printer, using high-quality photo paper. This ensures excellent color reproduction and a really sharp-looking final product. I have a Tecre magnet machine and use Tecre magnet supplies to make professional-quality magnets.

Once you place your order, I will email you a template and instructions for sending me your graphic in the right size. The image can be either vertical or horizontal, so be creative! Also, I do ship internationally.

Convo me with any possible questions, and I will be happy to reply. Thanks for joining the Robot House Party!

10 Custom 2 x 3 Inch Rectangle Magnets

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 12:34:39 -0400

$17.50
This listing is for 10 custom-printed 2-by-3 inch rectangular magnets. They don't necessarily have to be the same graphic--you can have up to 6 different designs for the same price as 10 magnets of the same design.

This size and shape of magnet is perfect for art and photographs, and makes for excellent presents or promotional items. They can also be used as a creative and original wedding or baby announcement.

I print the magnets on a high-quality inkjet photo printer, using high-quality photo paper. This ensures excellent color reproduction and a really sharp-looking final product. I have a Tecre magnet machine and use Tecre magnet supplies to make professional-quality magnets.

Once you place your order, I will email you a template and instructions for sending me your graphic in the right size. The image can be either vertical or horizontal, so be creative! Also, I do ship internationally.

Convo me with any possible questions, and I will be happy to reply. Thanks for joining the Robot House Party!