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Zombie girl gross cartoon illustration print horror goth dark art limited edition

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 12:17:58 -0500

$16.00
"RAWR" Limited Edition Print

One lone zombie girl on her lunch break from the diner.

This is a limited edition print (#01/25) of my original painting (done in acrylics). The image measures 8" x 10" (paper measures 8.25" x 10.25"). Printed in archival quality inks on matte photo paper. Slightly hand embellished, and signed, numbered, and titled on the back.

Please feel free to convo me with any questions or comments you may have, and many thanks for looking!

Free shipping to anywhere in the world~ please see my shop policies section for more details!

Zombie Limericks volume 3 hand bound funny dark book zine poems illustrations reading art living dead zombies unique greeting card

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 18:53:43 -0500

$6.00
"The Little Book of Zombie Limericks" volume 3

Oh my...After spending a few days working on this book, and ONLY this book, I was getting to the point of wishing for some real, live zombies to come distract me...Even if that meant I would have to get bloody and maybe do some murdering in the process.
Of course, if something is already dead, I am pretty confident in believing it is not actual murder...
Anyway! This is volume #3 in my series of "Little Books of Zombie Limericks". This book has rather disgusting limericks (albeit funny) about teenage zombies, hardcore punk zombies, clowns, chainsaws, and more!

The book measures 4.25" x 5.5". Nine new, original zombie limericks, and all new black and white pictures, drawn by me ;). This book has 16 pages,
and the cover is a pumpkin orange cardstock. Hand sewn binding in black thread. Would make a really unique card to give a zombie loving friend (fits in a standard notecard envelope),
or just one of those weird little coffee table books...Or bathroom reader! Multiples are available, just convo me with how many copies you want and I will adjust the invoice accordingly!

If you are interested in volume one, it is here:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34640801
and volume 2 is here:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35987283

**Volumes # 1 and #2 of my Zombie Limericks are now being carried by Life and Death in Salem, located in the Museum Park Mall in historic Salem, Massachusetts!**

Please feel free to contact me with any questions or comments you may have, and many thanks for looking!
Free shipping to anywhere in the world! See my shop policies section for more info!

Zombie Limericks volume 2 hand bound funny dark zine poems illustrations reading art unique greeting card

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 17:29:33 -0500

$6.00
The Little Book of Zombie Limericks Volume 2

The second volume of zombie limericks! I think this set is even more funny than the first volume...but that is just me.
The book measures 4.25" x 5.5". Nine new, original zombie limericks, and all new black and white pictures, drawn by me ;). This book has 16 pages,
and the cover is a blood red cardstock. Hand sewn binding in black thread. Would make a really unique card to give a zombie loving friend (fits in a standard notecard envelope),
or just one of those weird little coffee table books...Or bathroom reader! Multiples are available, just convo me with how many copies you want and I will adjust the invoice accordingly!

If you are interested in volume one, it is here:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34640801

**Volumes # 1 and #2 of my Zombie Limericks are now being carried by Life and Death in Salem, located in the Museum Park Mall in historic Salem, Massachusetts!**

Please feel free to contact me with any questions or comments you may have, and many thanks for looking!
Free shipping to anywhere in the world! See my shop policies section for more info!

Zombie limerick book original poems living dead writing zine hand bound unique greeting card funny reading

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 22:49:50 -0500

$6.00
The Little Book of Zombie Limericks

I have gone and written some zombie limericks!! (poems include how to deal with a horde of zombies, zombies looking for breakfast, Macon, GA zombies, smelly zombies, turning into a zombie, and more!) Plus I have hand bound them into a lovely little self published pocket book!!
The book measures 4.25" x 5.5". Nine original zombie limericks, and many black and white pictures, drawn by me ;). This book has 16 pages,
and the cover is a caution yellow card stock. Hand sewn binding in black thread. Would make a really unique card to give a zombie loving friend (fits in a standard note card envelope),
or just one of those weird little coffee table books...Or bathroom reader! Multiples are available, just convo me with how many copies you want and I will adjust the invoice accordingly!
The second Zombie Limericks volume is here:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=35987283

**Volumes # 1 and #2 of my Zombie Limericks are now being carried by Life and Death in Salem, located in the Museum Park Mall in historic Salem, Massachusetts!**

Please feel free to contact me with any questions or comments you may have, and many thanks for looking!
Free shipping to anywhere in the world! See my shop policies section for more info!

Zombie Limericks volume 2 hand bound funny dark book zine poems illustrations reading art living dead unique greeting card

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 12:44:07 -0500

POOHEAD cat nip felt toy hand sewn silly face yellow funny kitty kitten play entertainment

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 12:25:07 -0500

$5.00
POOHEAD yellow felt catnip toy

Watching cats play is great entertainment. Plus, mine are both old farts, so ANY exercize they get makes me happy.
Of course catnip helps!
I have sewn up some POOHEADs using recycled felt and a few pinches of really nice catnip. I find it extra funny to have these desparing little faces
looking up at me from the floor, or the cats' clutches.
Toys measure approx. 2" around. Nothing but catnip, felt, and thread. Handsewn by a cat owner and lover.

Please feel free to contact me with any questions or comments you may have, and many thanks for looking!
Free shipping to anywhere in the world! See my shop policies section for more info.

Grim Reapers posable felt dolls set of 2 black orange small goth fun with pouch dark art

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 22:23:49 -0500

$13.50
L'il Reapers felted dolls set of 2- orange and black

Yes. Here you have it. I am officially off my rocker. Who would want one of these guys? Much less two of them? Sheesh!
Anyway, I made a bunch, cuz I like them. Let me explain how they are made:
Each reaper measures about 2" with a posable body. Tiny armatures were made from scraps of materials and florist wire.
The hands are white beads, and the reaper head is a white plastic skull bead (I have like a billion of these suckers and never knew just what the fudge I was gonna do with them til now!)
Felt was used for the little outfits and hoods. All limbs are posable, and you can even move their tiny heads around a bit too!! They really are adorably freakish.
Your two reapers will arrive in a hand sewn pocket (which just happens to be reversible, how cool am I?). At this point in the listing, I would attempt to give you an idea of what to do with the particular item. However, in this case I am at a complete and total loss as to what to say.
Of course you could always give them as a gift. ;)

Please do convo me with any questions or comments you may have, and thanks for stopping by!
Free shipping to anywhere in the world! Please see my shop policies section for more info!

POOHEAD Blue cat nip toy kitty kitten play felt funny face silly fun pet entertainment

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:10:47 -0500

$5.00

POOHEAD blue felt catnip toy

Watching cats play is great entertainment. Plus, mine are both old farts, so ANY exercize they get makes me happy.
Of course catnip helps!
I have sewn up some POOHEADs using recycled felt and a few pinches of really nice catnip. I find it extra funny to have these desparing little faces
looking up at me from the floor, or the cats' clutches.
Toys measure approx. 2" around. Nothing but catnip, felt, and thread. Handsewn by a cat owner and lover.

Please feel free to contact me with any questions or comments you may have, and many thanks for looking!
Free shipping to anywhere in the world! See my shop policies section for more info.

POOHEAD purple cat nip toy hand sewn felt silly face funny kitty kitten pet care entertainment

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:35:17 -0500

$5.00
POOHEAD purple cat nip toy

I just can't stop making these! They are too much fun, it almost makes me wish I was a kitty...Imagine being spoiled to heck, sleeping all day, getting fed and petted whenever I please...ah, what a life!

This POOHEAD cat nip toy is hand sewn with recycled felt, and stuffed with fresh cat nip and scraps of felt. It measures approximately 2" around. Tons of kitty fun!

Please feel free to contact me with any questions or comments you may have, and many thanks for looking!
Free shipping to anywhere in the world! See my shop policies section for more details!

Zombie Father and Child blue silhouette dark horror art Original Painting small

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:13:31 -0500

$25.00
"Daddy's Little Zombie" original zombie silhouette painting

The zombie virus does not care who you are, what your age, creed, race, or whether or not you have a college degree, high school degree, or a G.E.D....
But, somehow, these two family members have managed to stick together, despite the fact that they are flesh eating zombie monsters...

This is an original zombie painting, in acrylics on a sheet of canvas. Measures 3.5" x 5"; initialed on the front, full signature, title, and date appear on the back. Watermark does not appear on the original piece.

Please feel free to convo me with any questions or comments you may have, and many thanks for looking!

Zombie limerick book original poems living dead writing zine hand bound unique greeting card funny reading

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:59:59 -0500

Zombie Portrait Procession living dead silhouette dark fantasy humor horror art limited edition print

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:25:41 -0500

$16.00
Zombie Portrait Project~ "Procession to Breakfast"

A group of zombies leaving the graveyard at dawn, looking for some early morning chow...

This is a limited edition print (#07/25 up to #9/25) of my original painting (done in acrylics). The image measures 8" x 10" (paper measures 8.5" x 11"). Printed in archival quality inks on matte photo paper. Slightly hand embellished, and signed, numbered, and titled on the back.

Please do convo me with any comments or questions you may have, and many thanks for looking!

Free shipping to anywhere in the world! See my shop policies section for more info.

Pigtail Zombie Original dark art ACEO silhouette horror painting collectible monster card on canvas

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:01:21 -0500

$10.00
"Pigtail Zombie" original ACEO painting

Okay, I do realize that most people are NOT laid to rest wearing striped shirts and pigtails, but just for the fun of it, I thought a fun loving, flesh eating, grave breaking zombie would be good for a laugh and a gasp...
"Pigtail Zombie" is an ORIGINAL acrylic painting on a sheet of canvas- and a very small sheet at that- ACEO sized (2.5" x 3.5"). She is initialed on the front- full signature, title, and date are on the back. Watermark does not appear on the actual art.

Please feel free to convo me with any questions or comments you may have, and many thanks for looking!

Free shipping to anywhere in the world- see my shop policies section for more info!

Zombie Bookmark silhouette green horror dark art reading book accessory with tassel

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:35:39 -0500

$4.50
"Green Means GO!" zombie bookmark

This is a bookmark taken from my original zombie painting "Green Means GO!". It is printed in archival inks on cardstock, then cold laminated to keep it from fading (also makes it semi waterproof). Measures 5" x 2"; has an orange tassel. Makes a great small gift for any avid reader! The back is blank white with one of my shop stickers.

Please feel free to convo me with any questions or comments you may have, and many thanks for looking!

Free shipping to anywhere in the world- see my shop policies for more info!

Zombie silhouette bookmark The Fast Kind reading book accessory dark horror art

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:27:57 -0500

$4.50
"The Fast Kind" zombie silhouette bookmark

This is a bookmark taken from my original zombie painting "The Fast Kind". It is printed in archival inks on cardstock, then cold laminated to keep it from fading (also makes it semi waterproof). Measures 5" x 2"; has a black tassel. Makes a great small gift for any avid reader! The back is blank white with one of my shop stickers.

Please feel free to convo me with any questions or comments you may have, and many thanks for looking!

Free shipping to anywhere in the world- see my shop policies for more info!

Zombie Portrait Ricki living dead print dark horror fantasy rotting goth art

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 12:07:38 -0400

$16.00
Zombie Portrait Project~ "Ricki"

She's hungrily waiting alone in a dark corner near you!!

This is a limited edition print (#02/25) of my original painting (done in acrylics). The image measures 8" x 10" (paper measures 8.25" x 10.25"). Printed in archival quality inks on matte photo paper. Slightly hand embellished, and signed, numbered, and titled on the back.

Many heartfelt thanks go out to Ricki for allowing me to zombify her! To get to know the real Ricki (who is a DOLL!) just check out her profile: http://www.myspace.com/rickichick83

Please feel free to convo me with any questions or comments you may have, and many thanks for looking!

Free shipping to anywhere in the world~ please see my shop policies section for more details!

To learn more about The Zombie Portrait Project, please visit Emily's website:
www.darklingtreasures.com

Tad the Dorky Lost Fish original painting funny comic art wall hanging slightly dark

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 12:13:52 -0400

$250.00
Tad the Dorky Lost Fish original painting

Tad is all alone, totally lost, and extremely socially awkward (but has a heart of gold). He also looks pretty dern tired if you ask me.

"Tad" is an original acrylic painting (16" x 20" x 1") on stretched canvas. He is initialed on the front, and full signature, date, and title are on the back. Sides are painted black, and he does not need to be framed, he is ready to hang!

He is one of my very favorites, so I must reinforce the need for him to find a loving, happy home.

Please contact me with any questions or comments you may have, and Tad and I say thanks for looking!
Free shipping to anywhere in the world (USPS Priority Mail)! Please see my shop policies section for more details.

Did you Know...
If you have your eye on a piece of art, I can happily offer a payment plan so you do not have to pay all at once!
Just convo me to discuss you needs, and which piece you want, and I will work out a payment plan that is comfortable for you!

Mermaid Vampire original gothic goth fantasy painting acrylic dark art pretty monster cemetery pond night full moon

Sun, 04 Oct 2009 18:00:35 -0400

$80.00
"Mervamp" original dark fantasy painting

What's this you say? A vampiric mermaid? And just how does THAT happen? Don't ask me, I am just the artist. Though I wouldn't go late night skinny dipping in ANY pond remotely NEAR a cemetery...

"Mervamp" is an original acrylic painting on stretched canvas (9" x 12" x 1"). She is signed, titled, and initialed on the back.
Watermarks do not appear on the original piece.

Please feel free to convo me with any questions or comments you may have, and many thanks for looking!
Free shipping to anywhere in the world- see my shop policies section for more info!

Did you Know...
If you have your eye on a piece of art, I can happily offer a payment plan so you do not have to pay all at once!
Just convo me to discuss you needs, and which piece you want, and I will work out a payment plan that is comfortable for you!

Kellie Ellie and Nellie jellyfish original painting cartoon aquarium lowbrow sea creatures silly fun happy art

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 21:32:07 -0400

$110.00
"Kellie, Ellie, and Nellie" original jellyfish painting

Three ethereal jellyfish float in the black ink ocean. You can almost hear their lighthearted giggles.
They may be precious to look at, but they HURT like HECK!

"Kellie, Ellie, and Nellie" is an original acrylic painting, measuring 11" x 14" x 1" on gallery wrapped stretched canvas (sides are painted black).
Initialed on the front; full signature, title, and date are on the back.
Watermark does not appear on the original piece.

Please feel free to convo me with any questions or comments you may have, and many thanks for looking!

Free shipping to anywhere in the world! See my shop policies section for more info!

Did you Know...
If you have your eye on a piece of art, I can happily offer a payment plan so you do not have to pay all at once!
Just convo me to discuss you needs, and which piece you want, and I will work out a payment plan that is comfortable for you!

Shrimpies original painting Cartoon Aquarium lowbrow silly shrimp sea creature art humor

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 12:16:05 -0400

$32.00
"Shrimpies" original shrimp painting

Three little shrimpies jumpin on the bed
One fell off and bumped his head
Momma called the doctor and the doctor said
"No more shrimpies jumpin on the bed!"

Part of my "Cartoon Aquarium" series, "Shrimpies" is an original acrylic painting, measuring 7" x 5" on a canvas panel.
Initialed on the front; full signature, title, and date are on the back. Watermark does not appear on the original piece.

Please feel free to convo me with any questions or comments you may have, and many thanks for looking!

Free shipping to anywhere in the world- see my shop policies for more info!

Did you Know...
If you have your eye on a piece of art, I can happily offer a payment plan so you do not have to pay all at once!
Just convo me to discuss you needs, and which piece you want, and I will work out a payment plan that is comfortable for you!

Zombie Portrait Sara living dead dark fantasy horror art print cemetery goth painting

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 10:38:54 -0400

$16.00
Zombie Portrait Project~ "Sara"

Sara, a young and lovely dark haired downtown girl. She went out one morning to get a jump on a super sale, and...well...the early bird gets the germ...She was scratched, by a woman, fighting over a one shoulder tank top, and a few hours later she is sick in bed with the chills. Needless to say, she did not get the tank top.

Now four days later, she is wandering the graveyard, looking for brains.

This is a limited edition print (#01/25) of my original painting (done in acrylics). The image measures 8" x 10" (paper measures 8.25" x 10.25"). Printed in archival quality inks on matte photo paper. Slightly hand embellished, and signed, numbered, and titled on the back.

Please feel free to convo me with any questions or comments you may have, and many thanks for looking!

Free shipping to anywhere in the world~ please see my shop policies section for more details!

To learn more about The Zombie Portrait Project, please visit Emily's website:
www.darklingtreasures.com

Skull cat nip kitty kitten toy hand sewn felt pet entertainment play goth punk cute

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 11:04:38 -0400

$5.00
Another catnip toy! I made a ton, but this one deserves to be listed in my store...
A small felt circle with a felt skull on one side,stuffed with felt scraps and cat nip for precious kitty to enjoy!
Measures approximately 2" around.
Please feel free to contact me with any questions or comments you may have, and thanks for looking!
Free shipping to anywhere in the world- see my shop policies section for more details!

Dang It original Zombie Monster cartoon abstract painting art low brow horror halloween inspired

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:23:12 -0400

$32.00
"Dang It" original zombie painting

One of my favorite pieces to date!

"Dang It" began life as a strange sketch turned into small depository for the paint I had left over from working on another piece... I do not like to waste... and what better way to "make a monster" than using spare parts!
It is partially abstract, partially cartoon...all weird! There is something very charming about "Dang It", though I cannot put my finger on it...:)

Original acrylic painting, measuring 7" x 5" on a canvas panel. Initialed on the front, full signature, title, and date on the back. Watermark does not appear on the actual painting.
Please feel free to convo me with any questions or comments you may have, and many thanks for looking!

Free shipping to anywhere in the world- see my shop policies section for more info.

Did you Know...
If you have your eye on a piece of art, I can happily offer a payment plan so you do not have to pay all at once!
Just convo me to discuss you needs, and which piece you want, and I will work out a payment plan that is comfortable for you!

POOHEAD Catnip hand sewn toy felt silly funny face pet play green kitty kitten

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 19:44:42 -0400

$5.00
POOHEAD green felt catnip toy

Watching cats play is great entertainment. Plus, mine are both old farts, so ANY exercize they get makes me happy.
Of course catnip helps!
I have sewn up some POOHEADs using recycled felt and a few pinches of really nice catnip. I find it extra funny to have these desparing little faces
looking up at me from the floor, or the cats' clutches.
Toys measure approx. 2" around. Nothing but catnip, felt, and thread. Handsewn by a cat owner and lover.

Please feel free to contact me with any questions or comments you may have, and many thanks for looking!
Free shipping to anywhere in the world! See my shop policies section for more info.

Roger Seahorse cartoon Aquarium original painting low brow art silly ocean creature

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 21:09:37 -0400

$110.00
"Roger" Cartoon Aquarium seahorse painting
Sleepy in the dark waters of the deep sea, Roger tries to keep one eye open for danger...everything seems just fine, of course, but wise little Roger knows one can never be too careful, and looks can be deceiving...

"Roger" is an original acrylic painting, measuring 14" x 11" x 1" on stretched canvas...sides are painted black. He is part of my beloved "Cartoon Aquarium" series, and is in need of a loving home...
Initialed on the front, full signature, title, and date are on the back. Watermark does not appear on the original piece.

Please feel free to convo me with any questions or comments you may have, and Roger and I thank you for looking!
Free shipping to anywhere in the world- see my shop policies section for more info!

Did you Know...
If you have your eye on a piece of art, I can happily offer a payment plan so you do not have to pay all at once!
Just convo me to discuss you needs, and which piece you want, and I will work out a payment plan that is comfortable for you!

Dead End zombie alley print red orange dark fantasy art wall decor living dead walking corpses

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 13:08:36 -0400

$16.00
"Dead End" Zombies

Trapped with no way out, and the last thing you see is both beautiful and ominous- the brilliant westerly sun.
Perhaps you are the type to take solace in the glory of nature, or maybe you are far to concerned with the hungry mob in front of you, lumbering ever closer...

This is a limited edition print (#02/25) of my original painting (done in acrylics). The image measures 8" x 10" (paper measures 8.25" x 10.25"). Printed in archival quality inks on matte photo paper. Slightly hand embellished, and signed, numbered, and titled on the back.

Please feel free to convo me with any questions or comments you may have, and many thanks for looking!

Free shipping to anywhere in the world~ please see my shop policies section for more details!

Fish 6 blue nervous silly cartoon original acrylic painting small red art

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 15:22:04 -0400

$15.00
Fish 6 original painting

Part of my Cartoon Aquarium series, Fish 6 is a wee nervous critter in blue, on a red background.
Original, measures 4" x 6", acrylic on canvas board. Signed, numbered, and dated on the back.
It is small, but adds quiet a bit of color to a small space...or get a few and arrange them together!
Please feel free to convo me with any questions or comments you may have, and many thanks for looking!
Free shipping to anywhere in the world! See my shop policies section for more info.

Fish 2 grinning orange cartoon silly painting 4x6 original teal aquarium wall art

Sat, 29 Aug 2009 16:42:02 -0400

$15.00
Fish 2 original painting

Part of my Cartoon Aquarium series, Fish 2 is a goofily cheerful orange fish on a dark teal background.
Original, measures 4" x 6", acrylic on canvas board. Signed, numbered, and dated on the back. (This listing is for the painting shown in the second photo only).
It is small, but adds quiet a bit of color to a small space...or get a few and arrange them together!
Please feel free to convo me with any questions or comments you may have, and many thanks for looking!
Free shipping to anywhere in the world! See my shop policies section for more info.

Dinah strange goldfish grey fish original Cartoon Aquarium comic painting silly lowbrow ocean creature art

Sun, 23 Aug 2009 14:32:12 -0400

$65.00
"Dinah" Cartoon Aquarium Fish painting

Dinah's heading toward that curious green light, much as a moth to the flame...'Well, maybe it's a good light' she thinks, ever hopeful.
Behind her, two weird looking grey fish are singing...Or perhaps chattering about what Dinah's going to find in that mess of light...

"Dinah" is part of my "Cartoon Aquarium" series- a collection of characters living in the ocean of my imagination. She is an original acrylic painting, measuring 8" x 10" on stretched canvas.
Sides of canvas measure approx. 1" and are painted black. Ready to hang! Watermark does not appear on the original art.

Please feel free to convo me with any questions or comments you may have, and many thanks for looking!
Free shipping to anywhere in the world- see my shop policies section for more details!

Did you Know...
If you have your eye on a piece of art, I can happily offer a payment plan so you do not have to pay all at once!
Just convo me to discuss you needs, and which piece you want, and I will work out a payment plan that is comfortable for you!

Green Zombie Silhouette art print limited edition living dead pop art dark humor walking corpses horror wall decor

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 20:29:52 -0400

$16.00
"Green Means GO!" zombie silhouette art print

When I titled this piece, it had nothing to do with driving. Really, any color would mean "GO!" if these were the shapes bumbling and grumbling on the horizon...
Watermark will not appear on your print!

This is a limited edition print (#01/25) of my original painting (done in acrylics). The image measures 8" x 10" (paper measures 8.25" x 10.25"). Printed in archival quality inks on matte photo paper. Slightly hand embellished, and signed, numbered, and titled on the back.

Please do convo me with any comments or questions you may have, and many thanks for looking!

Free shipping to anywhere in the world! See my shop policies section for more info.