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Movie Munchies - 8x10 Digital Print

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 06:31:16 -0500

$10.00
This slimy little creep has skulked out from the depths of the Crypt to terrify you with it's sickly sweet goodness:

“Movie Munchies”

These little creepy crawlies have decided to take in a little matinee movie action, and appear to be all set for the fun to begin! They've got their licorice ropes, popcorn and soda pop ready and appear to be set for a ghoulish double feature of fun.

“Movie Munchies” is a high quality 8"x10" digital print of one of my original gouache paintings. It’s been printed on a sheet of 8”x 11” inch 5 Star Epson Ultra Premium Presentation paper with a Matte finish and using Epson DuraBright Inks to bring the truest, boldest colors.

To help preserve the print from evil UV fading, I've sprayed the print with Krylon's "Preserve It!" archival spray for digital photo's and prints.

**NOTE- Watermark will not appear in image you purchase.
Watermark is only on web image, see framed image for an idea of how your print would look framed.

**You will only be receiving a PRINT of the image, framed pic is an example of how your print might look framed.

Please feel free to ask any questions, and remember to check out my shop policies for the "fine print"

Spyder and the Fly - 7.25 x 10 inch Digital Print

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 06:22:33 -0500

$10.00
Another haunt has emerged from the Crypt for you pleasure:

“Spyder and the Fly”

This poor Burlesque dancer met with a horrible fate in life, only to be greeted in the after life with nothing but love and admiration of her beauty.

“Spyder and the Fly” is a high quality 7.25"x10" digital print of one of my original gouache paintings. It’s been printed on a sheet of 8”x 11” inch 5 Star Epson Ultra Premium Presentation paper with a Matte finish and using Epson DuraBright Inks to bring the truest, boldest colors.

To help preserve the print from evil UV fading, I've sprayed the print with Krylon's "Preserve It!" archival spray for digital photo's and prints.

**NOTE- Watermark will not appear in image you purchase.

Please feel free to ask any questions, and remember to check out my shop policies for the "fine print"

Truly Outragous - 8x10 inch Digital Print

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 06:09:22 -0500

$10.00
Another dusty old ghoul has risen from the Crypt for you amusement:

“Truly Outragous”

Girls just wanna have fun, especially if they're little monster girls stuck in the 80's. Little Frannie and her BFF the Creature from the Pink Lagoon love to play with their Jem Dolls, and it appears that Frannie has shown so much love and devotion to her dear Care Bear Cousin that she's worn an eye off him!

“Truly Outragous” is a high quality 8"x10" digital print of one of my original gouache paintings. It’s been printed on a sheet of 8”x 11” inch 5 Star Epson Ultra Premium Presentation paper with a Matte finish and using Epson DuraBright Inks to bring the truest, boldest colors.

To help preserve the print from evil UV fading, I've sprayed the print with Krylon's "Preserve It!" archival spray for digital photo's and prints.

**NOTE- Watermark will not appear in image you purchase.

Please feel free to ask any questions, and remember to check out my shop policies for the "fine print"

AH-ha-ha, I WIN - 7x10 inch Digital Print

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:57:00 -0500

$10.00
Another dusty old ghoul from the Crypt here for you submission:

“Ah, ha-ha, I WIN!!”

It appears that the cunningly brilliant Cheetah has captured Wonder Woman once again! How ever will she over come her restraints before the evil, ferocious minions of Cheetah destroy her?!

“Ah, ha-ha, I WIN!!” is a high quality 7x10" digital print of one of my original gouache paintings. It’s been printed on a sheet of 8”x 11” inch 5 Star Epson Ultra Premium Presentation paper with a Matte finish and using Epson DuraBright Inks to bring the truest, boldest colors.

To help preserve the print from evil UV fading, I've sprayed the print with Krylon's "Preserve It!" archival spray for digital photo's and prints.

**NOTE- Watermark will not appear in image you purchase.

Please feel free to ask any questions, and remember to check out my shop policies for the "fine print"

Bobby and the Banshee - original painting

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 05:41:41 -0500

$120.00
The Crypt is honored to present to you, this little visitor from a mythical land. . .

Bobby and the Banshee

Bobby is a quirky young lad who has an uncanny knack of seeing things others don't. In this case, a spiderweb clad ethereal spirit who's having a bad day.

Bobby and the Banshee is a 7"x10" gouache and water color painting framed and double matted in a fanciful 11"x14" frame.

As with all my other listings, please take heed to my shop policies, and check the reminders below:
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I Do Not Like Them - original painting

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 04:07:12 -0500

$100.00
The Boogervampire crashes the scene here in his very own Crypt of Doom, by making an appearance in this little ditty:

I Do Not Like Them

Originally created as a piece for the "Oh, the Art You Will See!" Dr. Seuss tribute show in Silverlake, CA, it is now here for your pleasure.

Obviously our little Booger doesn't care much for Green Eggs and Ham, much like he character in the beloved children's book.

"I Do Not Like Them" is 5"x10" gouache painting that has been framed in an 11"x14",double matted frame.

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Ferocious Fruitcake - original painting

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:53:13 -0500

$35.00
The Crypt is here to bring you a little holiday cheer! Introducing. . .

Ferocious Fruitcake

Every year hundreds of docile, normal fruitcakes get unleashed upon society, only to wind up half eaten and alone in a dumpster somewhere. But this little guy won't take rejection sitting down!! (Nor does he care much for flies sitting on his cherry goodness.)

Ferocious Fruitcake is a 5"x7" acrylic painting on stretched canvas. The sides have been painted to match the festive kelly green background, almost as an extension of it, so framing isn't necessary.

Ferocious Fruitcake is part of an ongoing series entitled Ferocious Foods, so look for more of his friends here in my other listings.

As with all my other listings, please take heed to my shop policies, and check the reminders below:
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*Items are described to the best of my ability.
*No Refunds, No Exchanges; All sales final.

Incognito

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 02:15:04 -0400

$325.00
The Crypt introduces Incognito!

Incognito was featured in "Revenge of the Ninja", a gallery show at Gallery Nucleus, Los Angeles, CA.

It is a stock Squire Bullet by Fender and has been completely dismantled, sanded, stenciled and customized with a small ninja boy. He is honing his ninja like reflexes by hunting little beetles in a silhouette rain forest. One of these pesky little beetles can be found on the headstock.

On the back of Incognito you will also find three small beetles hanging out on a large bamboo plant.

After completion, Incognito received a high gloss clear coat.

The Fine Print:
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Incognito, just like 2-D Fruity, is in perfect playing condition, taking into consideration the quality of the guitar. (The Fender Squire Bullet is one of the more affordable guitars on the market so it's pickups are not of professional quality.)

Incognito is playable, but please do be advised that it's more of a display item than a 'make their ears bleed' show guitar.

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2-D Fruity

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 02:15:04 -0400

$225.00
The Crypt introduces 2-D Fruity!

2-D Fruity is my very first custom guitar.

It is a stock Squire Bullet by Fender and has been completely dismantled, sanded, stenciled and customized with a young Fruits Girl and her little rabbit companion painted on the body. A piece of Tuna sushi decorates the headstock.

The guitar was originally conceived and created just for personal enjoyment, but later was featured in a gallery show at Monkeyhouse Toys in Los Angeles, CA.

The Fine Print:
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2-D is in perfect playing condition, taking into consideration the quality of the guitar. (The Fender Squire Bullet is one of the more affordable guitars on the market so it's pickups are not of professional quality.)

Although 2-D is playable please be advised that it's more of a display item than a 'make their ears bleed' show guitar.

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*Please message me with any questions prior to purchase.
*Items are described to the best of my ability.
*No Refunds, No Exchanges; All sales final.

Cranky Candy Corn - original painting

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 12:50:55 -0400

$20.00
Everyone HIDE!! The Crypt of Doom is under attack! There's a Candy Corn invasion and they're not happy!

Okay, only one of them is cranky, and that's only because he's not satisfied with the mellow pumpkin he just tried eating. He's so upset that chunks are coming out of his mouth. . . but wait, isn't that almost a form of cannibalism? I do believe it is, and that's why the little candy corn lad is hiding behind his stronger counterpart who obviously isn't going to take any malarkey from anyone.

Cranky Candy Corn is an unframed, 3" x 5" original acrylic painting on wood. The pine was first stained with a grey stain and then the characters were painted. The sides were then painted with a deep purple to add a little change of pace. The whole thing was then sealed in a clear gloss to protect it from anything that may come it's way. . . except fire. Why would you want to burn your paintings silly?!

There is a small hole drilled in the back for easy hanging, just hammer a nail in your wall and stick it on. Just like a trophy plaque.

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Candy Corn

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 12:50:46 -0400

$30.00
Skulking out of a dark forgotten corner of the Crypt of Doom comes this monstrous creation. . .

Candy Corn

Candy Corn is a monstrous little friend for you to take home and hang on your wall. He's a little shy, but don't corner him or he'll rip your arm off. . . I mean, after all, just look at those teeth!

Candy Corn is an unframed, 4" x 4" x 1.5" original acrylic painting on stretched canvas. The sides of the canvas have been painted to match, almost as an extension of the background. Candy Corn was originally part of a trip tic entitled "Trick or Treat", which has been now broken up into three separate pieces.

Look for Candy Corn's little friend Gumdrop in my other listings.

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Gumdrop

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 12:50:25 -0400

$30.00
Skulking out of a dark forgotten corner of the Crypt of Doom comes this monstrous creation. . .

Gumdrop

Gumdrop is a monstrous little friend for you to take home and hang on your wall. As with most gumdrops, he a tad on the curious side, but ALWAYS willing to defend his gummy, sugary, goodness. So if you live in a highly ant populated neighborhood, he's sure to throw down and squash a few of the little buggers.

Gumdrop is an unframed, 4" x 4" x 1.5" original acrylic painting on stretched canvas. The sides of the canvas have been painted to match the vibrant orange background, almost as an extension of it. Gumdrop was originally part of a trip tic entitled "Trick or Treat", which has been now broken up into three separate pieces.

Look for Gumdrops's little friend Candy Corn in my other listings.

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*Items are described to the best of my ability.
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Easter Bunny

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 12:49:28 -0400

$40.00
Rising up from the depths of the Crypt is the most evil painting ever created in the history of man. . .

The Easter Bunny

The Easter Bunny has been created in the vein of all those little girls that show their pets just a tad bit too much affection.

The little zombie girl, in this particular specimen of a painting, is dressed to the nines in her best holiday attire. In typical 'Undead' fashion, her polka dot dress has become a skull-ka-dot dress, with matching hair bow, and her little apron has a contrasting skull applique.

The Easter Bunny is a framed, 4" x 6" original gouache painting on watercolor paper. It's been placed in a simple black 8" x 10" frame, with a slightly offset double white matte, that you can either leave on a surface or hang on an empty wall space of your choosing.

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Rainbow Sprinkles

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 12:49:28 -0400

$35.00
Thank god the Crypt is cold, or else this little deviant would melt. Introducing. . .

Rainbow Sprinkles

In the category of evil food, comes this irate ice cream cone. He was once a happy little ice cream man, until some jokester came along and gave him a festive rainbow topping! Now he's so worked up he'll dissolve you with his acidic halitosis. Bones and ALL!!

Rainbow Sprinkles is a 5"x7" acrylic painting on stretched canvas. The sides have been painted to match the eye catching lime green background, almost as an extension of it, so framing isn't necessary.

Rainbow Sprinkles is part of an ongoing series entitled Ferocious Foods, so look for more of his friends here in my other listings.

As with all my other listings, please take heed:
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*Items are described to the best of my ability.
*No Refunds, No Exchanges; All sales final.

Devil's Food Cake

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 12:49:28 -0400

$35.00
Hiding in a dark corner of the Crypt of DOOM, lurks the infamous. . .

Devil's Food Cake

Devil's Food Cake was the belle of the ball. . . until she was left behind by some cruel dieter. Now she sits brooding and attempting not to consume her own chocolaty goodness.

Devil's Food Cake is a 5"x7" acrylic painting on stretched canvas. The sides have been painted to match it's beautiful aqua background, almost as an extension of it, so framing isn't necessary.

Devil's Food Cake is part of an ongoing series entitled Ferocious Foods, so look for more of her friends here in my other listings.

As with all my other listings, please take heed:
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*Please message me with any questions prior to purchase.
*Items are described to the best of my ability.
*No Refunds, No Exchanges; All sales final.