Etsy Shop for WryAndGinger

U PICK - custom pack of 8 greeting cards - chose from a wide variety

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 16:38:10 -0500

$13.00
That's right - any 8 folding cards in the shop!

Please note that only folding cards can be included - no mini note designs for this package.

Put your choices in the 'notes to seller' section when you checkout (I suggest you quote something saucy they said or, in the case of the silent cards, tell me what animal, what colour, what they are perched on etc). I will always send you a convo to double check your choices if any are in question.

So here it is...your wish...my command!

the cards are approx 4.25 x 5.5 inches, and are printed on smooth, coated card stock, are blank inside, come with matching envelopes and come packaged all tidy in a cello envelope.

* please note - mini notes, while hilarious, are not options for choice in this pack. Folding cards only.

Ferrets - their complicated adult relationships make for comedy - set of 4 folding cards

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 07:38:03 -0500

$7.00
Ain't that the truth! From difficult, some say even traumatic adult relationships come the biggest yuks. At their expense, of course!

Set of 4folding cards,one of each design shown,blank on the inside. Cards measure approximately 4.25 x 5.5 inches and are printed on smooth white card stock with matching envelopes

As always, any card or cards in the shop can be mixed and matched in any quantity. Just give me a shout and I will make it happen for you!

Interesting Animal Facts - set of 6 folding cards

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 09:28:46 -0500

$10.00
Don't thank me, education is my mission.

Set of six folding cards, 2each in the desings shown, blank on the inside. Cards measure approximately 4.25 x 5.5 inches and are printed on smooth white card stock, with matching envelopes. They are then bundled neatly into a cello envelope.

Please note that all text and images are copyright to Wry&Ginger. Please do not use any images or text from this shop without my permission. thanks :)

Sick as a pig - 4 folding get well cards with envelopes.

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 09:28:20 -0500

$7.00
Oh no she didn't!

Oh yes I did. I hopped right on that piggy bandwagon.

These cards are handy for swine flu hysteria, as well as any other type of sicky hysteria.

There are four cards in this set, one of each design show. Each card measures approx 4.25 x 5.5 inches and is printed in high resolution on a delectable coated white stock. They all come with matching white envelopes and are tucked up nicely in a little cello envelope. Like pigs in a blanket, you might say ;)

Merry Freaking Christmas - set of 4 holiday cards

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 09:26:54 -0500

$7.00
Ho ho ho. Really, must I say more?

There are four cards in this set, 2 of each design shown. Each card measures approx 4.25 x 5.5 inches and is printed in high resolution on a delectable coated white stock. They all come with matching white envelopes and are tucked up nicely in a little cello envelope.

So sorry about that - set of 4 folding cards to communciate your apologies.

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 09:26:09 -0500

$7.00
At some point in your life, you will have to apologize for something. Why not make it a rolling, backhanded, out-there-in-left-field apology? Why not, indeed.

This is a set of four folding cards, with a Wry&Ginger original design. The cards each measure approx 4.25x5.5 inches and each comes with a matching envelope.
The whole thing is bundled into a tidy cello envelope.

Mini notes for bad parking - poetry squirrel reveals his dark soul - 8 mini notes laminated

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 09:25:37 -0500

$7.00
I think we all knew there was a poet lurking under the fur and mites.

A set of eight laminated, business card sized note that you can slip on their windshield as a thank-you for parking like a dick. The lamination helps them withstand weather and rage.

Approx 2x3.5 inches, printed on coated white stock and laminated on both sides. Two of each design shown.

Doxie Love is Peculiar - set of 6 funny dachshund cards

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 09:25:04 -0500

$10.00
They do love you...really they do.

This is a set of 6 folding cards (2 of each design shown). Each card measures approx 5.5 x 4.25 inches and is printed in high resolution on a coated white stock. they come with matching envelopes and are tidily packaged in a cello envelope.

BUNNY THOUGHTS - the truth behind those cute eyes - set of 4 folding cards

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 20:13:56 -0500

$7.00
bet you always wondered...

Set of 4 folding cards, blank on the inside for your loving feelings to be scribbled.
They read

"Electrical cords are tasty!"
"Eat your greens!"
"Roughage!"
"Humpin'!"

Cards are 4.25 x 5.5 inches, printed on super smooth, coated white stock and come with envelopes.

* as always, you can combine any cards in the shop into a custom set - just convo me :)

Set of 4 greetings cards for that friend - I told you so (mature)

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 11:04:55 -0500

$7.00
You want to say it, you need to say it - after all, you did tell them so. Have to say it - it will eat away at your soul not to!

Now let the cards do the talking for you. This set of four folding cards (all in the design shown) with matching white envelopes are very handy to have around in the event of smugness over coming you.

The cards measure approx 4.25 x 5.5 and are printed on lovely smooth coated card stock, with matching envelopes. They are blank on the inside for you to write further words of inspiration. They come nicely packaged in a plastic sleeve.

Recipe cards - set of one dozen - sex up that cooking

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 11:01:59 -0500

$6.00
It's rather like the birds and the bees for the kitchen - except that the bird is a fox and they may repel you in their attempts to be sexy.

But whatever, they make for great recipe cards

This is a set of 12 one sided recipe cards (6 of each design), blank on the back and each measuring approx 4.25 x 5.5 inches. they are printed in high resolution on a wonderful coated white stock. All wrapped up in a tidy cello pack!

Mini notes for bad parking - poetry squirrel reveals his dark soul - 8 mini notes laminated

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:05:53 -0500

Laminated Mature Mini Notes - deal with your rage - set of 8.

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 11:33:29 -0500

$7.00
Never have that snappy remark available at just the right moment? Don't suffer delayed comeback again! This set of eight mini notes (2 of each design shown) are perfect for those times in your life when assholery is simply unavoidable.

Put it on their windshield, desk, or even drop it on their lap. The note will do the talking for you!

No no, don't thank me, I'm just doing my job.

Notes cards measure approx 2 x 3.5 inches and are printed on coated white stock and then laminated on both sides for durability in the face of someone trying to tear them up.

If you would like a custom set of notes, just check out the mini notes section of the shop where there are U-PICK sets.
If you woudl like more notes than you see here, just contact me first and I can make you a custom listing.

Please note that all text and images are copyright to ScotiaMade. Please do not use any images or text from this shop without my permission. thanks :)

ZING POW - beauty of the backhanded compliment - set of 6 folding cards.

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 06:51:01 -0500

$10.00
Ooof! There's nothign like the sting of the backhander.

This set of 6 folding cards (2 of each design shown) will come in handy any time you ....well just any time really! Who doesn't love slapping on of these into the face of the opposition? I know I do and I think I am rather typical of the average, embittered, shell shocked, heartless denizen of this modern world of ours.

The cards measure approx 4.25 x 5.5 and are printed on lovely smooth coated card stock, with matching envelopes. They are blank on the inside for you to write further words of inspiration and come packaged all nice and neat in a cello envelope.

As always, any card, any quantity, any mixture - just let me know and custom assortments can be whipped up in no time :)

Custom set of 8 laminated mini notes -choose any 8 in the shop

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 06:50:37 -0500

$7.00
Please note that you can only choose designs from sets of laminated mini notes (sorry not the folding cards or the desk top sets)

Choose any 8 designs from all the laminated mini notes in the shop - just put a line in the notes to seller when you check out to let me know which designs you would like.

Each mini notes is approx 2x3.5 inches, printed on coated white stock and laminated on both sides to assist in withstanding both weather and rage.

Laminated Mini Notes - because bad parking should be rewarded

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:43:44 -0500

$7.00
Personally, I like these best for the people who pull in and take up two or three spaces because they'll just be a minute!!

That should simply not go unrewarded.

Set of 8 (2 of each design shown), approx 2x3.5 inches, printed on coated white stock and laminated on oth sides to assist in withstanding both weather and rage.

Ha ha sucker. Live with your shame!

If you would like a custom set of notes, just check out the mini notes section of the shop where there are U-PICK sets.
If you woudl like more notes than you see here, just contact me first and I can make you a custom listing.

CUSTOM SET - 6 CARDS - your choice - go nuts- birthday, anniversary, you're hot, thank you, love, get well, assorted humor, new baby - whatever

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:43:30 -0500

$10.00
That's right - you choose! Any six folding cards you would like - birthday, cards, saucy cards, thank, you cards, baby cards - each one different or six of the same.

Please just ensure that you are NOT choosing from the laminated mini notes - they are not available for this set.

Just put your choices in the 'notes to seller' section when you checkout (I suggest you quote something saucy they said or, in the case of the silent cards, tell me what animal, what colour, what they are perched on etc). I will always send you a convo to double check your choices.

So here it is...your wish...my command!

the cards are approx 4.25 x 5.5 inches, and are printed on smooth, coated card stock, come with matching envelopes and come packaged all tidy in a cello envelope. .

Assorted Pack of Christmas Hilarity - set of 6 folding cards

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 17:08:08 -0500

$10.00
Christmas is a wonderful, warm, family time of year.

Or a slightly dirty, boozy time of year...whatever works for your tradition.

This is a set of 6 folding cards (2 of each design shown). Each card measures approx 5.5 x 4.25 inches and is printed in high resolution on a coated white stock. they come with matching envelopes and are tidily packaged in a cello envelope.

Laminated mini notes VALUE PACK - pick any 24

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 23:01:47 -0500

$18.00
It's the best deal around!

Pick any 2 dozen mini notes from the shop for just $18!! (Note that you can only choose designs from the Mini Notes section of the shop. )

Choose all one design or mix it up - just let me know in the notes to seller what you would like.

Approx 2x3.5 inches, printed on coated white stock and laminated on both sides.

Custom pack of two dozen recipe cards

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:28:00 -0500

$11.00
A steal in price and choice!!

Choose from any of the recipe card designs in the Recipe Card section of the shop. Just decide which animals and how many to make up 24 cards and then let me know in the 'notes to seller' section when you check out.

All the recipe cards are printed on a heavy, white, coated stock. Each recipe card measures approx. 4.25 x 5.5 inches and they are blank on the back.

The Birds and Bees 4 greeting cards

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 12:58:12 -0500

$7.00
Nothing says romance like a randy bumblebee on the make with a bird. Oh yeeeaahh.

Set of 4 folding cards (1 each of the four designs shown) - blank on the inside for your loving and random thoughts.

Note cards are approx. 4.25 x 5.5 inches, printed on crisp, coated white stock and come with envelopes. And they all come packaged in a tidy cello envelope.

Greed and ball gags - a set of six folding cards for gifts.

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 11:10:29 -0500

$10.00
Let's be honest....we've all been there. last minute gift shopping at the drug store. Oh yeah, they will love that comical figurine with attached votive candle.

Look, as long as you have some of these cards on hand, you will always be able to distract from the utter hunk of thoughtlessness yoare hading them, wrapped in "Happy 50th Anneiversary" foil paper from the discount shelf.

Distraction...it's what I'm all about.

This is a set of 6 folding cards (2 each of the designs shown). Each card measures approx 4.25 x 5.5 inches and is printed on a delicious coated white stock. All cards come with matching envelopes and everything is tidily packed in cello.

Laminated Mature Mini Notes - for bad parking - set of 8

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 11:10:18 -0500

$7.00
Just put it on the windshield...enough said.

Notes cards measure approx 2 x 3.5 inches and are printed on coated white stock and the laminated on both sides to make tearing them up a little more difficult.

If you woudl like a custom set of notes, just check out the mini notes section of the shop where there are U-PICK sets.
If you woudl like more notes than you see here, just contact me first and I can make you a custom listing. .

Mature Mini Notes - perfect for the random jerks you meet - set of 8 LAMINATED

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 10:23:46 -0500

$7.00
Laminated for durability!

That's right, the little card that slips right under their wiper blade, on to their table, wherever! And the two sided plastic coating ensures that the message will get through even if it rains or they try to tear it up in a fit of self-aware rage.

You get two of each design shown.Mini notes measure approx 2 x 3.5 inches and are printed on coated white stock - these are laminated on both sides.

If you would like a custom set of notes, just check out the mini notes section of the shop where there are U-PICK sets.
If you woudl like more notes than you see here, just contact me first and I can make you a custom listing.

Greeting cards for your BFF - set of 4 greeting cards

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 10:23:32 -0500

$7.00
Everyone has one - the friend who just really needs a bit of blunt advice.

Now you don't have to go through the agony of trying to say it to them - let the cruel little mouse offer his two cents for you.

This is a set of 4 folding card in original Wry&Ginger designs (one each of the four shown). Each card measures approx 4.25 5.5 inches and is printed in high resolution on a coated white stock. They all come with matching white envelopes and are packed up in a tidy cello sleeve.

**want a mix of match of things from the shop? Just check the Custom/Assortment section of the shop for a variety of packs that let you pick and choose!

ONE OFF CARD - you pick one card - any card - just the one - one card - pick away

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 08:28:17 -0500

$2.00
Yep. The unique one card service. Pick any one folding card from the shop - just tell me in the notes to seller which card you want.

It comes as described in its original listing, with envelope.

Because sometimes you need just the one.

*** Mini notes are not available for this selection.

Possibly rabid squirrel delivers the facts - set of four funny greeting cards

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 21:13:44 -0500

$7.00
Tough love...scared straight! Yeah, sometimes your friends just need it and these cards will deliver it.

Set of 4 folding cards (one of each design shown), blank on the inside. Cards measure approximately 4.25 x 5.5 inches and are printed on smooth white card stock with matching envelopes

As always, any card or cards in the shop can be mixed and matched in any quantity. Just give me a shout and I will make it happen for you!

U-PICK - custom pack of 4 greeting cards

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 16:45:52 -0500

$7.00
Choose from any of the folding cards in the shop (cards from the laminated goodness section are not available for this pack).

Go nuts - just let me know in the notes to seller which 4 you would like!

The cards each measure approx 4.25x5.5 inches and each comes with a matching envelope. The whole thing is bundled into a tidy cello envelope.

Greeting cards - Whipped cream and icing - 4 folding cards

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 22:54:01 -0500

$7.00
They only want to help in any way they know how...and clearly their knowledge is limited.

A delightful set of 4 folding cards (one of each design shown) with matching white envelopes. Each card measures approx 4.25 x 5.5 inches and is printed in high res on a coated white stock.

Perfect for letting someone know that you care about their whipped cream intake (crucial for eyesight development, I hear).

Bad Parking Notes - laminated for durability - set of 8

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:19:10 -0500

$7.00
The simplest way to get your feelings across.

A set of eight laminated, business card sized note that you can slip on their windshield as a thank-you for parking like a dick. The lamination helps them withstand weather and rage.

Approx 2x3.5 inches, printed on coated white stock and laminated on both sides. All eight come in the design shown.

The slightly jarring thoughts of birds - set of 4 funny greeting cards.

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:18:29 -0500

$7.00
"What's that mother??? The birds are talking to you mother?"

A set of four folding cards letting you know what is on their beaky little minds.
The cards are 4.5x5.5 inches and are printed in high resolution on crisp white stock and come with matching white envelopes.

The set comes in the four designs shown

* as always, any card or cards can be ordered in any quantity or number of sets - just convo me with what you would like

Please note that all text and images are copyright to Wry&Ginger. Please do not use any images or text from this shop without permission.

Hilarious Greeting cards for the perfect gift -4 folding cards

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:18:12 -0500

$7.00
Nothing says "Enjoy this gift, friend!" like a beautifully made greeting card with a randy little ferret on the front.
Trust me on this.

A set of 4 lovely folding cards, approx 4.25 x 5.5 inches each, on wonderful coated card stock - and with matching envelopes!

U-Pick - custom choice of Christmas cards - set of 12

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:17:55 -0500

$19.00
Choose from any of the designs in the Christmas card section (or certainly any folding card design from anywhere in the shop...we're just trying to make this custom pack festive!)
Just let me know in the notes to seller what your choices are. A short description or a punchline will do.

This is a set of 12 folding cards.
Cards are approx 4.25 x 5.5 inches, printed on coated smooth white cards stock. They come with envelopes and are packaged in a tidy cello envelope.

Merry Christmas Bunnies - very merry indeed. Set of 6 greeting cards

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 11:42:28 -0500

$10.00
Oh yes, a good time was had by all.

This is a set of 6 folding cards (2 of each design shown). Each card measures approx 5.5 x 4.25 inches and is printed in high resolution on a coated white stock. they come with matching envelopes and are tidily packaged in a cello envelope.

Mini Daily Affirmations - desk top standing case with 12 laminated insults, I mean inserts.

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:10:46 -0500

$11.00
The wisdom that comes like a slap to the face in a handy desktop format!.

The jackass and the squirrel give you one dozen daily affirmations (if by affirmation I mean blows to the solar plexus of your self worth.)

This is a set of 12 laminated affirmations, all fitting into a supercool little MINI Cd case. It flips opens to stand on your desktop so you can gaze upon it whenever you might be feeling a bit big for your britches. They'll bring you down to earth. See the pics here for all 12 affirmations.

The case (and the inserts) measure approx 4x4 inches and will be bubble wrapped in shipping to protect it.

YOUR BOOZY AND LOOSE FRIENDS - 4 folding cards

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:56:51 -0500

$7.00
These cards are sure to cement your friendships! Honest and touching, yet still modern and relevant.

Two of each design shown in this set of four, printed on coated white card stock, with matching envelopes. Cards are approx 4.25 x 5.5 inches, and come packaged all tidy in a cello envelope.
Blank inside for more warm thoughts.

Recipe Cards - Eat the Meat - Set of 12 recipe cards.

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:06:31 -0500

$6.00
Recipe Cards for the meat eater in your life!

A lovely set of 12 recipe cards where the pig and cockerel encourage you to consume them with zest!

**Vegetarian? Vegan? check the shop for the V-rated recipe cards.

Cards are printed a a lovely smooth coated stock and are approx 4.25 x5.5 each - blank on the back for extra recipe info!

They come packed in a nice, tidy cello bag :)

As with any card in the shop - you can get these in any quantity you would like - just convo me !

Greeting cards - Love is like your worst nightmare. Set of 4 folding cards.

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:56:00 -0500

$7.00
Because love really does bring on the starkest of terrors, no?

This set of four folding cards is printed on high quality coated stock, in high resolution with matching white envelopes. Each card measures approx 4.25 x 5.5 inches and they whole thing comes packed in a tidy cello envelope.

Custom pack of 48 recipe cards - your choice from any in the shop

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:51:22 -0500

$21.00
What a great deal - you can choose the designs from any of the recipe cards in the shop, and the price is right :)

Just let me know in the notes to seller which recipe cards you would like in this pack, and how many of each.

Each recipe card is printed on a smooth coated stock and measuring approx 4.25 x 5.5. The set comes in a lovely cello envelope.

(please note that only the designs in the recipe card section are available for this pack).

Thank you cards from the emotionally dead squirrel - 4 folding cards

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500

$7.00
Don't judge him until you have walked a mile in his paws...he wants to reach out and thank people, but he's just devoid of any real warmth.

The cards are 4.5x5.5 inches and are printed in high resolution on crisp white stock, and come with matching white envelopes. You get four cards in the design shown.

As always, any cards in the shop can be ordered in any quantity or mixture - just give me a holler!

Back off Huggy McGee - thank you cards with that warm and fuzzy feeling - set of 6

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:41:59 -0500

$10.00
The Irate Squirrel is grateful, but not enough to make physical contact. Yeah, his mother didn't' breast feed.

Set of 6 folding cards, blank inside for you to express your gratitude.
4.25 x 5.5 inches on smooth, coated card stock, with envelopes and packaged all tidy in a cello envelope.

Birthday Cards for Special Friends. By 'special' I mean 'vaguely slutty.'

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:31:07 -0500

$7.00
What better way to say Happy Birthday than with a card that reminds them that despite their loose morals, you're still their friend! Happy Birthday, you slapper!

This is a set of 4 cards (2 of each design shown), each measuring approx 4.25 x 5.5 inches, printed on coated white stock and each coming with a matching envelope. The whole thing is neatly prepared in a cello envelope.

Christmas Cards for the cynic in us all - set of 4 cards

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:32:35 -0500

$7.00
Because not everyone loves Christmas the way that Martha lady does.

There are four cards in this set, 2of each design shown. Each card measures approx 4.25 x 5.5 inches and is printed in high resolution on a delectable coated white stock. They all come with matching white envelopes and are tucked up nicely in a little cello envelope.

Beautiful Christmas Cardinal - set of six holiday cards

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:32:16 -0500

$10.00
This is a set of 6 folding cards,all in the design shown.

Cards are approx 4.25 x 5.5 inches, printed on coated smooth white card stock. They come with envelopes and are packaged in a tidy cello envelope.

Dating Tips - how to tell if you are having drinks with a sociopath - set of 6 greeting cards

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:21:34 -0500

$10.00
My experience is your gain. Let's leave it at that.

Set of six folding cards (two of each design shown), blank on the inside. Cards measure approximately 4.25 x 5.5 inches and are printed on smooth white card stock, with matching envelopes.

And, as always, you can have any card in the shop in any combo or quantity - just contact me wit what you woudl like :)

Dear Mother -give her the gift of your therapist's bill - folding greeting card

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:05:21 -0500

$2.00
Nothing says "I love you Mom" like recriminations and weeping at the dinner table. So get her a card that really spells out how you feel.

Moms. Can't live with them...well that's it, really.

This listing is for one card, printed in high resolution on coated white stock, with a matching white envelope. The Card measures approx 4.25 x 5.5 inches and is neatly preserved in a cello envelope all its own.

Nice one, jackass - set of 4 folding cards for special friends

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:17:15 -0500

$7.00
The occasion for cards such as these appears almost daily in my life. Surely, I am not alone.

This is a set of four cards with one of each design shown, printed on coated white card stock, with matching envelopes. Cards are approx 4.25 x 5.5 inches, and come packaged all tidy in a cello envelope.
Blank inside for more warm thoughts.

Get well already will you - set of 6 funny handmade cards

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:31:22 -0500

$10.00
These are sure to make your slightly unwell friend feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Set of six folding cards (blank inside for your message of inspiration and cheer) - cards measure approx. 4.25 x 5.5 inches and are printed on a smooth coated card stock. Of course they come with matching envelopes...what do you take me for? A half-assed card maker? Phhbt.

** custom sets of any cards in the shop are always available - check out the custom section of the shop!

All images and text here are copyright to Wry&Ginger Designs. Please ask permission if you would like to use them. Thanks :)

A YEAR OF CARDS - 12 cards - hilarity for all occasions

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 10:01:02 -0500

$19.00
You heard it - ONE YEAR OF CARDS!

12 cards, in the designs shown in the pictures - that means you get
one each:

happy birthday
happy anniversary
congrat on the baby
get well
mother's day
father's day
thank you
birthday
easter
valentine's day
and TWO very funny Christmas cards.

Of course, being as I am such a relaxed lady, you can substitute with other cards in the shop, or with more or less of one seen here- Just put it in the notes to seller.

All the cards are printed on a very smooth, coated card stock, measure approx. 4.25 x 5.5 inches, white, blank inside for more juicy and heartfelt thoughts from YOU, and come with matching envelopes. And it all comes packaged in a tidy cello envelope.

Prepared...it's now your middle name.

U-Pick custom assortment of Christmas cards - set of 12

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 10:39:24 -0500

$19.00
Choose from any of the Christmas cards in the shop! Just put your choices in the notes-to-seller when you check out. (Usually a punchline will do.)

There are 12 cards in this set, buyers choice. Each card measures approx 4.25 x 5.5 inches and is printed in high resolution on a delectable coated white stock. They all come with matching white envelopes and are tucked up nicely in a little cello envelope.

Thank you from the bottom of your hard nugget of a heart - set of six greeting cards

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 10:39:23 -0500

$10.00
Forget "I love you" and "sorry"... we all know that "thank you" can really stick in the craw sometimes. Having to hand out the gratitude like so much candy at ...What? Most people are happy to say thank you?

Pfffft whatever, loser.

Set of six folding cards (2 of each design shown) - cards measure approx. 4.25 x 5.5 inches and are printed on a smooth coated card stock. All come with matching white envelopes and are all tidily packed in a cello envelope.

All images and text here are copyright to Wry&Ginger Designs. Please ask permission if you would like to use them. Thanks :)

Bunny with a heart - set of six folding cards

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 05:27:38 -0500

$10.00
Stewart may be the mouthy bunny, but Annabelle is the supermodel - she looks lovely in this set of 6 folding cards with matching envelopes.

Cards are approx 4.25 x 5.5 inches and are printed on coated white card stock. blank inside

The perfect card to go with that gift - the irate squirrel speaks for you - set of four

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 22:10:43 -0500

$7.00
The Irate Suirrel wants to help you tell your friend how special they are.

this set of four folding cards (one each of the designs shown) are perfect for accompanying a special gift for your friend, lover, uncle, boss or someone who is all of these, you dirty bird.

the cards measure approx 4.25 x 5.5 and are printed on lovely smooth coated card stock, with matching envelopes. They are blank on the inside for you to write further words of inspiration. They come nicely packaged in a plastic sleeve.

And of course, you can combine any cards in the shop in any quantity or mixture - just let me know what you want and I can make it happen! I'm the frigging Candy man!*

*Except that I am a woman. And I don't make candy. Just cards.

Sweet Holiday Bunnies - set of 6 Christmas Cards

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:23:25 -0500

$10.00
They're sweet and serene, not something you normally see from the bunnies in this shop!

This is a set of 6 folding cards, all in the design shown.

Cards are approx 4.25 x 5.5 inches, printed on coated smooth white cards stock. They come with envelopes and are packaged in a tidy cello envelope.

Greeting cards for your narcissistic, boyfriend-stealing friends - set of 4

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:23:11 -0500

$7.00
These cards celebrate the stinking misery that can sometimes be friendship. Yeay!

A set of four folding cards, one of each design shown, all printed in high resolution on coated card stock with a matching white envelope. Cards measure approx 4.25 x 5.5 inches and they all come together in a tidy cello pack.

custom pack of 24 cards - you choose two dozen cards

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:12:29 -0500

$34.00
*please note that only folding greeting cards are available for this pack - items from the laminated goodness and recipe card sections are not available. But there are custom packs in those sections too!

That's right - you choose!
Pick any 24 folding greeting cards in the shop - you decide what you want in the pack and you get a great price to boot!

Just let me know in the notes to seller what cards you want and in what quantity. Quote the punchline from the individual card you like.

The cards are approx 4.5 x 5.5 inches and are printed in high resolution on crisp white stock and come with matching white envelopes.There are 24 cards and 24 envelopes in this set and they come packaged all tidy in a couple of cello envelopes.

U-Pick - custom choice of Christmas cards - set of 24

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 09:53:07 -0500

$34.00
Choose from any of the designs in the Christmas card section (or certainly any folding card design from anywhere in the shop...we're just trying to make this custom pack festive!)
Just let me know in the notes to seller what your choices are. A short description or a punchline will do.

This is a set of 24 folding cards.
Cards are approx 4.25 x 5.5 inches, printed on coated smooth white cards stock. They come with envelopes and are packaged in a tidy cello envelope.

Custom pack of 6 Christmas Cards - your choice

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 09:42:00 -0500

$10.00
Choose from any of the holiday card designs - just let me know in the notes to seller which 6 you would like. A punchline or description will do.

This is a set of 6 folding cards. Cards are approx 4.25 x 5.5 inches, printed on coated smooth white cards stock. They come with envelopes and are packaged in a tidy cello envelope.

Red Damask Cardinal Chrismtas Cards - set of 6

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 09:32:44 -0500

$10.00
This is a set of 6 folding cards, all in the design shown.

Cards are approx 4.25 x 5.5 inches, printed on coated smooth white cards stock. They come with envelopes and are packaged in a tidy cello envelope.

Laminated Bad Parking Notes - express your rage - set of 8

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:07:13 -0500

$7.00
The simplest way to get your feelings across.

A set of eight laminated, business card sized note that you can slip on their windshield as a thank-you for parking like a dick.

Approx 2x3.5 inches, printed on coated white stock and laminated on both sides. All eight come in the design shown.

Greetings for stay at home moms who've heard it all - 6 folding cards

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:10:13 -0500

$10.00
SAHM's of the world..these are for you . Enjoy and send them for any occasion :)

Set of 6 folding cards ( 2 ea in the design shown) ,blank on the inside. Cards measure approximately 4.25 x 5.5 inches and are printed on smooth white card stock with matching envelopes

As always, any card or cards in the shop can be mixed and matched in any quantity. Just give me a shout and I will make it happen for you!

LET 'EM DOWN EASY - set of 6 folding cards perfect for life's special moments.

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:26:27 -0500

$10.00
We've all been there - those uncomfortable moments when you have to let somone down. It's a hard part of life and something we have to accept as mature, fully rounded adults.

OR, you could just send them a card. I mean, that IS awkward, right? So why put yourself through it??
Just mail them the card...hell, leave it blank inside if you want, They'll get the message.

NO please, don't thank me, I'm just doing my card-making duty.

This is a set of 6 folding cards, two of each design shown unless you instruct me otherwise (just tell me in the notes to seller).

Cards are approx 4.25 x 5.5 inches, printed on coated smooth white cards stock. They come with envelopes and are packaged in a tidy cello envelope.

Sexed up rabbits talk of thongs and Wayne Newton - 4 folding cards

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:36:00 -0400

$7.00
There's more than one thing on a rabbit's mind, surprisingly.

Set of 4 folding cards (1 each of the four designs shown) - blank inside for your loving feelings to be scribbled.

Cards are 4.25 x 5.5 inches, printed on crisp, coated white stock and come with envelopes. And they all come packaged in a tidy cello envelope.

As always, any card or cards in the shop can be combined in to any sort of custom package - check out the custom packs here inthe shop, or contact me with what you want.

Please note that all text and images are copyright to ScotiaMade. Please do not use any images or text from this shop without my permission. thanks :)

Please don't eat my legs - veggie recipe cards - set of 12

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:36:00 -0400

$6.00
For the vegetarian or vegan in your life!

A lovely set of 12 recipe cards where the pig and cockerel encourage a non-meat lifestyle.

Cards are printed a a lovely smooth coated stock and are approx 4.25x5.5 each - blank on the back for extra recipe info!

They come packed in a nice, tidy cello bag :)

As with any card in the shop - you can get these in any quantity you would like - just convo me !

Greeting cards for the ladies. Set of 6 cards

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 10:49:32 -0400

$10.00
She's just like the cards...sweet looking but inside , ouch!

The composite pictures show the outside (top pic) and the inside (bottom pic).

This is a set of 6 folding cards, two of each design shown unless you instruct me otherwise (just tell me in the notes to seller).

Cards are 4.25 x 5.5 inches, printed on coated smooth white cards stock with rounded corners. They come with envelopes. And they all come packaged in a tidy cello envelope.

Obxnoxious bird talks of life, waxing and Barney Miller - set of 4 funny greeting cards.

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 10:49:32 -0400

$7.00
Everyone has an obnoxious someone in their life, so celebrate them with this set of four lovely cards designed to say "Hey, grab me a brew while you're in there! What? You weren't going in there? Well maybe you could just go there anyway and while you are there, grab me a brew!"

The cards are 4.5x5.5 inches and are printed in high resolution on crisp white stock and come with matching white envelopes.And they all come packaged in a tidy cello envelope.

The set comes in the four designs shown

* as always, any card or cards can be ordered in any quantity or number of sets - hceck out the custom assortments section of the shop :)

CUSTOM SET - 12 CARDS - your choice - aaaanything in the shop

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 11:21:40 -0400

$19.00
Pick any combination of 12 cards from any of the folding cards in the shop! Just tell me which ones you would like (and the quantity of each) in the "notes to seller" box.

The cards are approx 4.5 x 5.5 inches and are printed in high resolution on crisp white stock and come with matching white envelopes.There are 12 cards and envelopes in this set and they come packaged all tidy in a cello envelope.

* please note - mini notes, while hilarious, are not options for choice in this pack. Folding cards only.

12 Recipe Cards - crow vs. squirrel in the world series of food

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 09:21:15 -0400

$6.00
It's a show down...I swear this is just what I hear these guys saying in my back yard.

My suggestion is to resist their recipe ideas and fill these in with your own.

Cards are printed a a lovely smooth coated stock and are approx 4.25 x5.5 each - blank on the back for extra recipe info! This listing is for a set of 12.

The Birthday Batch - U-PICK - six birthday cards

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 13:29:25 -0400

$10.00
There are a few different birthday cards here in the shop and you can choose from a bunch of them!

Have a look and let me know which six you want 9any combination) in the notes to seller at checkout.

Then just sit back and gloat at your preparedness...

This is a pack of 6 folding cards (blank inside) printed on coated white stock, with matching envelopes. Each card is approximately 4.25x 5.5 inches.

Please don't forget to tell me which ones you want!

Please note that all text and images are copyright to Wry&Ginger. Please do not use any images or text from this shop without my permission. thanks :)

Obnoxious animal variety pack of cards - birthday, baby, congratulations, I am late, anniversary, get well

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 20:31:10 -0400

$10.00
A little something for many occasions! The obnoxious animals are here to ensure that you are never without an appropriate card. Whether your friends are expecting their first bundle of joy or have just hit a milestone birthday...this pack will do you.

Six cards (one of each in the designs shown, blank inside for your sincere thoughts to be scribbled. These are folding cards on a smooth, white card stock with matching envelopes. Cards are approx. 4.25 x 5.5 inches.

IF you would like a different mix of the designs shown, just contact me and I will make it so.

Brown jelly beans are not candy - set of 6 folding cards

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 15:32:13 -0400

$10.00
But if you've already eaten one, well just don't tell anyone...

Set of 6 folding cards in the design shown ,blank on the inside. Cards measure approximately 4.25 x 5.5 inches and are printed on smooth white card stock with matching envelopes

As always, any card or cards in the shop can be mixed and matched in any quantity. Just give me a shout and I will make it happen for you!

Love, desperate sobbing and turtles - set of 4 folding cards

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 10:48:00 -0400

$7.00
Love in all its ignorant, sledgehammer glory, what could be more romantic?

The cards are 4.5x5.5 inches and are printed in high resolution on crisp white stock and come with matching white envelopes. And they all come packaged in a tidy cello envelope.

The set comes in the four designs shown.

Set of 12 recipe cards - the animals encourage your kitchen artistry.

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 16:20:48 -0400

$6.00
What better way to channel your inner Martha than a lovely set of recipe cards? Or perhaps you simply wish to put the stress of culinary expectations on a friend...either way, these recipe cards are perfect!

A set of 12 (4 each of the designs shown), each printed on a smooth coated stock and measuring approx 4.25 x 5.5. The set comes in a lovely cello envelope.

Greeting cards - Take it like a man - Set of 4 folding cards to go with a lovely gift...

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 14:07:50 -0400

$7.00
A set of four folding greeting cards, blank inside, that say "I was really thinking about you...while kicking viciously at a pillow"

Each card is approx 5.5 x 4.25 printed on a wonderful, smooth, coated white card stock with rounded corners, with envelopes. and it's all wonderfully packaged in a tidy cello envelope.

*As always, any card or cards in the shop can be combined in any number - just convo me with what you would like!

This partridge is not in a pear tree. Set of 6 funny Christmas cards

Sun, 04 Oct 2009 10:52:32 -0400

$10.00
I always thought he was a symbol of love...not so much.

There are six cards in this set, two of each design shown. Each card measures approx 4.25 x 5.5 inches and is printed in high resolution on a delectable coated white stock. They all come with matching white envelopes and are tucked up nicely in a little cello envelope.

Deeply sympathetic get well greeting cards - set of 6

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 19:20:20 -0400

$10.00
These get well cards really show you care. You really, really care.

Cards are approx 4.25 x 5.5 inches and are printed on coated white card stock and come with matching envelopes. You get 2 of each design shown in this pack of six cards.

They are bank inside for you to add more deeply caring thoughts and come packed in a a tidy cello envelope.

Greeting cards - disturbing RABBIT LOVE - set of six folding cards

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 20:41:04 -0400

$10.00
The Captain and Tenille may have thought Muskrat Love was where it was at, but they had never seen Stewart the Bun lay down the loving.

Set of six folding cards, blank on the inside. Cards measure approximately 4.25 x 5.5 inches and are printed on smooth white card stock, with matching envelopes.

As always, any cards in the shop can be combined in number with other cards in any way you like! Just convo me with what you want :)

Please note that all text and images are copyright to Wry&Ginger. Please do not use any images or text from this shop without my permission. thanks :)