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Pilatesbilt Tee

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 17:41:03 -0400

$16.00
This hot little number combines Pilates poses, Mud-flap chicks and the Peterbilt logo for all of you fit and witty truckers out there.

What else can I say.

It is red ink on an army green or black American Apparel Classic Girl short sleeved tee.

Hell Kitty Tee

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 17:41:03 -0400

$16.00
What is there to say?

Is it genius? No

Is it cute? Sure

It is red ink on a pink or army green American Apparel Classic Girl short sleeved tee. S M L

Greedo Never Fired Tee... For the TRUE Star Wars geek

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 17:41:03 -0400

$16.00
Believe it or not this is original tee shirt drawing attention to the fact that in the original Star Wars the bounty hunter Greedo never fires a shot at Han Solo.

The oft seen "Han fired first" is nonsense. When one shot is fired there is no first or second. So "Greedo Never Fired" makes a great deal more sense.

Why is it an issue with us Star wars fans? This redo of the pivotal scene helped to erase Han Solo's voyage from heartless seeker wealth of self preservation. To no voyage at all.

Share your outrage with this classic understated message of dissent.

White printed on a high quality 100% cotton asphalpt grey American Apparel tee. Available in L and XL.

Old Sgould The Elliot Gould Tribute Tee

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 20:39:23 -0400

$15.00
California Split?

The Long Goodbye?

M*A*S*H?

Capricorn One?

Ok, Ok, Ross and Monica's dad on Friends. Sheesh.

White printed on a high quality 100% cotton asphalpt grey American Apparel tee. Available in L and XL.

FUR IS WARM Tribute to the famous 'FUR IS DEAD' Tee

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 20:13:59 -0400

$15.00
Do you remember the famous FUR IS DEAD t-shirts? You still see them around sometimes. Do they make you stop and think? No. Do they promote a healthy dialogue? No. Have they pretty much lost their impact? Yes.

So how do you re-energize people's anger about the horrible cruelty that is fur? You wear one of these babies that's how.

White and red printed on a high quality 100% cotton asphalt gray American Apparel tee. Available in L and XL.

(If these sell I will gladly make a donation to IDA "In Defense of Animals")

Tayback's A Bitch Vic Tayback Tribute Tee

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 20:06:27 -0400

$15.00
Vic Tayback is my hero. He was the mob boss Jojo Krako in my favorite Star Trek episode "A Piece of the Action."

But I think we all remember him best as the gruff but lovable diner owner Mel Sharples in the hit 70s TV show Alice.

This Tee is a tribute to his greatness. Do not misconstrue the text on this shirt. It is there to remind folks that Tayback (like pay-back) is a mo-fo. A force to be reckoned with.

White printed on a high quality 100% cotton asphalt gray American Apparel tee. Available in M, L and XL.

California Uber Alles Arnold Schwarzenegger Tribute Tee

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 19:55:05 -0400

$15.00
The Dead Kenedey's had a song about the Govenor of California called California Uber Alles.
The Germans had a song about Germany called Deutschland Uber Alles.
You can put it all together after that.
And if you are thinking "Isn't Arnold from Austria?"
Well, so was that arschloch with the wee mustache.

White printed on a high quality 100% cotton asphalpt grey American Apparel tee. Available in L and XL.

IMRJ The Ron Jeremy Tribute Shirt

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 19:29:40 -0400

$15.00
Many years ago. Before the internets, pr0n was known as pornography. The movies of this genre were known as pornos. The stars of these pornos were called porn-stars and the greatest porn-star of all was known as RON JEREMY.

This Tee quietly and humbly sings his praises. Pictured in his svelte youth he will only be recognized by those in the know. Or those who decipher the IMRJ letters that hover above him.

White printed on a high quality 100% cotton asphalpt grey American Apparel tee. Available in L and XL.