Etsy Shop for rakkadeer

alfredo hitchcock card

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 19:27:54 -0500

$3.00
good evening! alfredo hitchcok (alfred hitchcock made from alfredo sauce) presents his own card. how psycho is that?

alfredo is printed on a glossy cardstock and measures 4.25" x 5.5". envelope is included with purchase.

ice cube card

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 19:27:54 -0500

$3.00
i could make a joke about how chill things are on friday, but i won't.

ice cube (ice cube embedded in ice cubes) is printed on a glossy cardstock and measures 4.25" x 5.5". envelope is included with purchase.

cheeto britney card

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 19:27:54 -0500

$3.00
oops, i did it again! but i didn't play with your heart. i made a britney spears portrait out of cheetos instead.

cheeto brit is printed on a glossy cardstock and measures 4.25" x 5.5". envelope is included with purchase.

nori amos card

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 19:27:54 -0500

$3.00
no, she's not a cornflake girl. she's nori amos (tori amos made from nori)!

nori is printed on a glossy cardstock and measures 4.25" x 5.5". envelope is included with purchase

female fugitive five pack

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 19:27:54 -0500

$15.00
a five pack of cards featuring five of the ladies whose portraits have been on my blog, suspectandfugitive.com!

the female fugtive pack includes one of each of the following: audrey corn meal (audrey horne from "twin peaks" made of corn meal), wasabi arthur (bea arthur made from wasabi paste), holy mole (virgin mary made from mole sauce), nori amos (tori amos made from nori) and cheeto britney spears (britney spears made from cheetos).

all cards are printed on a glossy cardstock and measure 4.25" x 5.5". envelopes are included with purchase.

bluetooth card

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:38:21 -0500

$3.00
no, it's not one of those annoying handsfree things that you stick in your ear. it's a blue mr. teeth from the muppets!

the bluetooth card features dr. teeth from "the muppet show" made from blue food dye. it is printed on a glossy cardstock and measures 4.25" x 5.5". envelope is included with purchase.

inigo montoya card

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:38:21 -0500

$3.00
hello! his name is inigo montoya. did you kill his father? if so, prepare to die.

the inigo montoya card features inigo drawn on nametags. it is printed on a glossy cardstock and measures 4.25" x 5.5". envelope is included with purchase.

fake ham solo card

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:38:21 -0500

$3.00
the force is *totally* with this card!

the (fake) ham solo card features han solo cut from veggie ham slices. it is printed on a glossy cardstock and measures 4.25" x 5.5". envelope is included with purchase.

audrey corne meal card

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:38:20 -0500

$3.00
yes, this card is a bit corny (and mealy) but audrey from "twin peaks" was *so* rocking the "mad men" look before all of the ladies on that show! (in other words, she was awesome!)

the audrey corne meal card features audrey horne from "twin peaks" made from corn meal. it is printed on a glossy cardstock and measures 4.25" x 5.5". envelope is included with purchase.

horseradish card

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:38:20 -0500

$3.00
neeeeeigh! who doesn't want a pony?

the horseradish card features secretariat made from horseradish. it is printed on a glossy cardstock and measures 4.25" x 5.5". envelope is included with purchase.

herman muenster card

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:38:20 -0500

$3.00
i've always loved "the musters" more than "the adams family".

the herman muenster card features herman munster made from muenster cheese. it is printed on a glossy cardstock and measures 4.25" x 5.5". envelope is included with purchase.