Etsy Shop for candrasquire

Right Fucking Now Notepad

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 15:17:36 -0400

$3.00
4.5" x 5.5" 20 page recycled paper notepad with magnet on back.
"Right Fucking Now"

Do This Shit Notepad

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 15:17:18 -0400

$2.50
3.5" x 8.5" 20 page recycled paper notepad with magnet on back.
"Do this Shit"

Things your Dad Said Greeting Cards Blank Inside

Sat, 03 Oct 2009 09:40:17 -0400

$18.00
10 6" x 4.5" blank inside cards with things your dad would have said on the front.
Made from all recycled paper.

Quit Yer Bitchin Notepad

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 18:55:06 -0400

$2.50
4" x 4" 20 page recycled paper notepad with magnet on back.
"Quit Yer Bitchin"

Get off the Phone Greeting Card

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 13:32:37 -0400

$3.18
4"x5" printed on recycled card stock, magnet on back and comes with an envelope.

Inside: Blank

Graduated Greeting Card

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 13:30:52 -0400

$3.18
4"x5" printed on recycled card stock, magnet on back and comes with an envelope.

Inside Reads "Now get your ass out there and find a job"

All by Yourself Greeting Card

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 13:28:49 -0400

$3.18
4"x5" printed on recycled card stock, magnet on back and comes with an envelope.

Inside Reads "and staying that way asshole"

New Arrival Greeting Card

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 13:25:57 -0400

$3.18
4"x5" printed on recycled card stock, magnet on back and comes with an envelope.

Inside Reads" and by arrival I don't mean the slobber sack you brought home from the hospital, I mean those new giant boobs of yours."

Best Friends

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 13:23:40 -0400

$2.50
4"x3" printed on recycled card stock, magnet on back and comes with an envelope.

Inside Reads "at least we were until you let my boyfriend finger you on my couch"

No. 1 Greeting Card

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 13:20:56 -0400

$2.50
4"x3" printed on recycled card stock, magnet on back and comes with an envelope.

Inside Reads "until someone better comes along"

True Love Greeting Card

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 13:15:49 -0400

$3.18
4"x5" printed on recycled card stock, magnet on back and comes with an envelope.

Inside Reads "But if we're being honest, you were my second choice."

A Night on the Town Greeting Card

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 13:13:54 -0400

$3.18
4"x5" printed on recycled card stock, magnet on back and comes with an envelope.

Inside Reads "I think we might be going to jail soon"

Funny Face

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 13:04:53 -0400

$2.50
4"x3" printed on recycled card stock, magnet on back and comes with an envelope.

Inside Reads "You know, on account of the missing tooth"

Keep Smiling Greeting Card

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 13:02:31 -0400

$3.18
4"x5" printed on recycled card stock, magnet on back and comes with an envelope.

Inside Reads "I was dating a guy who took me to a kid rock concert and I got pregnant. I know god thanked me for that abortion."

What a Beautiful Day Greeting Card

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 12:58:39 -0400

$2.50
4"x3" printed on recycled card stock, magnet on back and comes with an envelope.

Inside Reads "Well it was until you showed up"

Just Being Silly Greeting Card

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 12:56:24 -0400

$3.18
4"x5" printed on recycled card stock, magnet on back and comes with an envelope.

Inside Reads "The 80's have been over for a long time and it's time for your horrendous bangs to be over as well."

Be Happy

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 12:53:14 -0400

$3.18
4"x5" printed on recycled card stock, magnet on back and comes with an envelope.

Inside Reads "You're not the one with cancer"

Bundle of Joy Greeting Card

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 12:50:58 -0400

$3.18
4"x5" printed on recycled card stock, magnet on back and comes with an envelope.

Inside reads "as well as bundle of shit, slobber, and whining. Anyway, Congratulations.

Just Try It Greeting Card

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 12:46:02 -0400

$3.18
4"x5" printed on recycled card stock, magnet on back and comes with an envelope.
Inside reads "Do you know how many dudes tried to use that line on me? Guess what, I've never liked it!"

Sorry Greeting Card

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 12:40:58 -0400

$2.50
Small 4"x3" card on recycled paper.
Inside reads "and for kissing your dad"
Comes with magnet on back.

Family Greeting Card