Etsy Shop for punkpatriot

It's PICKLE TIME

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:36:24 -0500

$15.00
IT'S PICKLE TIME!

But really, when ISN'T it pickle time?

Pickles are awesome. You can be too.

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On Green Only, choice between dark and light green.

Please specify your size, or you're getting whatever I have laying around.

Work What Your Mama Gave You

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:35:09 -0500

$15.00
Feminist take on "Shake what yo mama gave ya."

Intelligence and critical thinking skills are sexy!

Again, available in almost any combination of color between text and shirt. Just request your combo as a "message to shop owner" when you place your order.

Available in most colors sizes S-M-L-XL
Available in fewer colors size XXL.

lil' Floaty dude

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:34:15 -0500

$15.00
New and Improved design!

Improvements:
1) Now Printed on American Apparel, Made in the USA!
2) 33% MORE CLOUDS!
3) Now Silkscreened for higher quality, longer lasting image!

Sizes S-XL. BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOUR SIZE IN YOUR ORDER!

White on blue only.

Let's Go Shopping

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:32:48 -0500

$15.00
Remember Sept 27th? We were one nation, united in grief.

We all joined together, and under the advice of George W Bush and his team of advisers, we joined together to... go to the mall.

Sure, people were still pulling bodies out of the rubble, and firefighters were still on the site working around the clock without adequate protection due to budget cuts.

But there was an economic slump we had to deal with.
Fight terror-- go shopping!

Speaking of shopping, buy this shirt! Let's exploit 9-11 some more!

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Email me with what size you want S-XL at PunkPatriot411 (at) gmail (dot) com

MERRY GIFTMAS

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:32:36 -0500

$15.00
Merry Giftmas!

And so you're thinking, "It's not Giftmas, it's CHRISTmas"

Look, Christ ain't got nothin' to do with trampling old ladies at the mall, or punching people in the face to get the last XBOX 360.

Let's face it, we're all celebrating GIFTMAS, the secular consumer holiday celebrated on Wall Street as the biggest voluntary transfer of wealth from the working class to the business class.

Credit Card Debt soars, Wall Street Banks collect interest on that debt.

Violence at shopping establishments is used as an economic indicator by stock traders, valuing stocks for retail chains based on how many people are trampled and killed at their Black Friday events.

Merry Giftmas to all, and to all a big fight!

This is my first foray into silk-screening, so this is currently only available in men's large, black on white only.

And no, the irony of *selling* something about the rampant consumerism is not lost on me. However... I'm not a wall street bank. I don't make money collecting interest on your debt. I'm not a factory. I'm not a conglomerate. I'm not a publicly traded stock. I'm not a speculator. I'm not trading derivatives. I'm selling handmade t-shirts, from me, to you.

BINARY- I 'heart' You

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:13:37 -0500

$15.00
"I love it when you talk NERDY to me!"

In addition to looking like an awesome 1970s art-deco piece, it's also a graphical representation of the binary for "I <3 You" (with the heart in red)

Is this cute? Or just extremely nerdy? I think it's both. Hopefully you will too.

CUSTOM ORDERS AVAILABLE:

If you want different color ink or tee shirt than pictured, just be sure to send me a message with your order. Also- BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOUR SIZE

Nader point

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:12:12 -0500

$20.00
Nader Points to the Future!

Bi-chromatic stencil, black and silver on white.
Men's large.

Available on other color backgrounds, using a tri-chromatic stencil set (white, grey, black, on whatever color).

Custom orders available.

Contact me at punkpatriot411 [at] gmail.com

ETSY - The Saving Grace of Capitalism

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:12:12 -0500

$8.00
WEAR IT WITH PRIDE!

Small is the new "too big to fail."

Handmade goods by real people are the shit, and you know it.

This particular version is slanted silver text on fuscia (or pink, I guess) background. You can have any color combo you want if you just email me at punkpatriot411[at]gmail[dot]com

LET'S GET OFFENSIVE-- Abu Grahib American Flag T-Shirt

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:12:12 -0500

$20.00
Want to make a bold statement about US foreign policy?

Are you the badass who's got the balls to wear this shirt to a 4th of July party?

Think this shirt is offensive? Dude-- TORTURE is offensive.

We're America, and like it or not, we tortured people.
As a matter of policy, we tortured. No matter how many times politicians say we didn't, we did, and we did it on purpose.

Red, White and Blue Acrylic on Grey.

***Available in sizes S-XL***
and on other background colors.

Email me at punkpatriot411 [at] gmail [dot] com with your size and color preference to make your order.

Ah yes, America and Torture, they go together like Apple Pie and Cyanide.

1 inch Punk Patriot Button

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:12:11 -0500

$1.50
These things are so small and light, that if you order a t-shirt, shipping is free for this little guys!

If you want a large order of them, send an email to PunkPatriot411 [at] gmail [dot] com!

WARNING:
Purchasing this button may lead to Civic Activism, Skepticism of Government, Activation of Bullshit Filters, dissolving of apathy, laser eyes, increased positive attention from peers, and sexual potency. Individual results may vary.

Studies found that most could not tell the difference between '1 inch Punk Patriot Button' and a sugar pill, and that buying a pin did not cause activism. If use of '1 inch Punk Patriot Button' causes pain or bleeding, cease use immediately and seek medical attention as it may have triggered a rare condition called 'stabbing yourself with the pinback' or 'Sywtp.'

'1 inch Punk Patriot Button' is not recommended for jerks or other people who would tarnish the good name of the Punk Patriot, and is not recommended for small children, as they are more susceptible to 'Sywtp' than adults with fully developed fine motor skills.

LEGALIZE LOVE

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 23:56:46 -0400

$15.00
I've been volunteering on the No On One campaign here in Maine to protect marriage equality, because this is what it's all about.

Legalize Love!

Available in any color combo (though I like white and red on either black or brown, but hey, whatever you want, just include it in your message when you order it) and available in sizes S-XL. XXLs, send me an email at punkpatriot411@gmail.com and I'll make up a special order for you.

I am Afraid

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:32:06 -0400

$15.00
Derived from a quote from Czech playwright cum President Vaclav Havel on why oppressive government works.

Seen here with Black on yellow, and Pink on Brown.

Available in Mens' S-XL

Customized orders. Email me at punkpatriot411 [at] gmail [dot] com with your color selections and size.

JFK says To The Moon

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:34:14 -0400

$15.00
It's funny because the Honeymooners. And JFK started the Space Race. HUMOR! HISTORY! SCIENCE. So much value here.

Plus since this isn't a stencil like the others designs, it's fricken' artsy as hell. Look at it. Gorgeous. I can't fricken' believe how good that s%^t looks.

Custom Requests, other sizes and colors also available.

Email me at PunkPatriot411@gmail.com with custom orders.

Turn Your Frauen Upsidedown

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:31:07 -0400

$15.00
A bilingual pun!

Black and Red on Yellow only.

Available in Men's S-XL

Email me here, or at PunkPatriot411@gmail.com with your size.

What Part of Forgive...

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:31:07 -0400

$15.00
Available in sizes S-XL

Available in Black, Green, Red, White, Grey, Blue, or Yellow

on Black, Blue, White, Yellow, Pink.

HTML end war

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 18:17:57 -0400

$15.00
HTML joke! In Helvetica! (for those who follow those things.)

Also, seriously, end war. Not just the ones in Afghanistan and Iraq, but the idea that forcing people in one country to kill people in another country proves something.

Available in a number of colors and sizes. Shown here is light green text on dark green shirt.

Many other color combos are available. Just ask. Also, be sure to include what SIZE you want in your order.