Etsy Shop for royaloaker

Vintage Kitschy Cute Bunny Corsage

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 15:01:24 -0500

$5.00
This is the kitschy cutest Easter decoration! Two small bunnies with springy blooms of plastic goodness. Use as a package topper, corsage, or for your next Easter craft project.

Measures about 4" long and 2" tall. Yellow curling ribbon attached when I originally found it, but is certainly detachable.

Night Owl Wee Diorama

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 09:34:36 -0500

$8.00
This guy is keeping a watchful eye...on YOU!

His vintage-inspired domed paper mache home measures 2.5"x2.5" is embellished with silver glitter and edged with an aged gold garland. Glass bead "moon", ceramic owl, and faux evergreen boughs complete the scene.

Set of 8 Retro Write In Birthday Party Invitations

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 21:08:28 -0500

$10.00
I created these for my daughter's first birthday party, and loved them so much, I'd like to share them with you!

Set of 8 rounded-edge invitations allow you to write in the fun details. Features vintage children's book illustration. Invitations measure 4"x6" and come with coordinating pink envelopes. Professionally printed on heavyweight paper (more like postcards).

Larger quantities available. Convo me for custom listing!

Vintage Caroler Candle Duo

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 15:17:05 -0500

$7.00
Unused vintage pair of carolers candles! Would look creepy cute on your mantel or shelf, no?

Measure 5" tall. Girl's skirt is a bit faded and I admit there is some shmutz on both that I don't want to try to remove, but they both still look vintage-riffic and lovely.

Vintage Santa Candle Ho Ho Holder

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 15:03:10 -0500

$5.00
Awwww, that Santa is always so helpful! He's only too happy to HO HO hold your candle for you!

Measures 4.25" tall and holds a .75" diameter taper candle. There is crazing, but it only adds to this little guy's charm IMO.

Ho Ho Kitschy Khristmas Banner

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 23:28:49 -0500

$10.00
The perfect accessory for all ye decorators o' Xmas! This garland adds the perfect festive touch.

Measures approximately 42" end to end. Silver glitter letters spell out "HO HO". Circular badges of vintage repro Santa paper backed with green felt separate each letter. All are held together with a piece of green rick rack looped on the ends for easy hanging and heat sealed to prevent fraying.

3D Little Red Riding Hood Trinket Box

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:29:14 -0500

$8.00
Little Red and the Big Bad Grandma..er, Wolf! I don't know what's more scary cute-- the duo themselves or that rockin' wood paneling in 3-D.

The box is painted paper mache. The blue paint does have a gloss to it. The lid is affixed with a lenticular (or 3-D) image of the pair. The picture is reminiscent of favorites from my childhood.

The bottom of the inside of the box is affixed with my version of their story.

Box measures 3.5" x 3.5" x 2.5".

3-D Hark the Herald Angels Ornament

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:26:42 -0500

$10.00
Super kitschy cute ornament featuring a lenticular image of musical angels enjoying some holiday merriment! Painted round paper mache ornament measures about 3.75" in diameter. Reverse side displays snippet of sheet music (Hark the Herald Angels Sing). Trimmed in red glitter tinsel and affixed with gold thread hanger.

Wee Berry Push Pins

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:26:41 -0500

$4.00
The wee-est of berries to push into your corkboard or bulletin board. The images come from 80's fabric from which I had a sundress made when I was 8!

Each glass bead magnet measures just over 1/2" in diameter and all 5 are housed in a lovely lime green felt-lined cozy tin. Ready for gift giving!

Three Amigos - Original 5x7 Polaroid Emulsion Print

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:08:27 -0500

$8.00
Subject matter was taken from a slide collection from the 50s and 60s found at a flea market.

Image itself measures approximately 3.5"x4.5" and was manipulated on 5"x7" 140 lb watercolor paper. All prints signed and dated by yours truly. Print will arrive sealed in a cello sleeve and protective stiff envelope.

Oh Deer Personalized 4 x 6 Photo Album

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:59:51 -0500

$10.00
Fabric covered photo album featuring sweet doe print on a cream background. Inside lined with red gingham decorative paper.

Photo album holds 100 4"x6" photos. Photo safe, acid and PVC emission free.

Will customize for free! Can be adorned with a personalized metal tag and coordinating polka dot ribbon! Please indicate name of child or any word ("Baby", etc.). I will use red text, but if you have any special requests, please let me know. See fourth picture for example.

Please note that while I did cover the book and line the inside, it is still a commercially made photo album! I'm not that talented.... :)

Also, see my coordinating mini address book with the same print!

Funny Bunny Long Sleeved Vintage Image Onesie

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:59:51 -0500

$14.00
For your lil' Funny Bunny! This is a pink Monag snap-bottom onesie with iron-on transfer image. Machine washable and comes with Girl Land's care instruction card.

Sizes available:
3-6 months

100% cotton

Please see other listings for boyish Sassy Squirrel long and short sleeved onesies!

Rocking Horse Poni Pull Ponytail Holder

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:15:50 -0500

$4.00
Features vintage repro nursery print and a yellow hair elastic. Hair elastic is smaller for kiddo hair and is ouchless!

Vintage Scary Cute Toy Serving Tray

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:15:50 -0500

$10.00
The name says it all. Great conversation piece (your friends may inquire-- something along the lines of "WTF?" perhaps). I love it! Totally kitschy.

Measures 12" in diameter. Great condition.

Set of 6 Personalized Retro Feel Vino Tags

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 18:31:49 -0500

$5.00
These tags come in three designs, and this listing includes 6 tags, 2 of each design. Tags measure 3"x5" and have the following witticisms:

*It's all fun and games until someone spills the merlot.

(I'd be happy to replace merlot with another wine type! An incident with a merlot is simply something from my own experience).

*"Nice bouquet" is just a fancy way of saying this wine stinks good.

*Look what I squished for you with my own two feet.

At the top of the tag will read: "From the cellar of [insert name here]." Please let me know the name you would like me to insert in the message to seller. If you'd like another message altogether, that's fine too!

Order a set for yourself and a set for a friend-- it makes the perfect hostess gift! Comes packaged up Girl Land style.

Vintage Inspired Xmas Banner

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 09:58:55 -0500

$10.00
The perfect accessory for all ye decorators o' Xmas! This garland adds the perfect festive touch.

Measures approximately 42" end to end. Gold glitter letters spell out "XMAS". Circular badges of vintage repro snowman paper backed with green felt separate each letter. All are held together with a piece of green rick rack looped on the ends for easy hanging and heat sealed to prevent fraying.

Time to Play, Time to Dream Arched Door Hanger

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 09:05:39 -0500

$8.00
Play mode or sleep mode? Now everyone will be able to tell with these handy dandy door hangers. One side reads "Time to Play", the other, "Time to Dream".

This hanger features various retro images taken from books from the late 1940s. "Time to..." labels are tea-stained for an aged effect, and the entire hanger is sealed with a gloss finish.

Color available is Victorian Green. Please see separate listing for rectangular hangers in additional colors.

Measures approximately 9.5" tall by 3.5" wide.

Vintage Kitschy Clip On Santa Claus

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 10:27:24 -0500

$4.00
Retro-licious! Measures about 4.25 inches tall. Working bell adorns his hat.

Calico Love Poni Pull Ponytail Holder

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 10:27:24 -0500

$4.00
Features vintage brown and yellow calico fabric and a chocolate brown hair elastic. Hair elastic is ouchless!

Mischievous Mice Vintage Salt and Pepper Shakers

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 12:43:55 -0500

$12.00
They have a twinkle in their eye, so I cannot vouch for their behavior, however, I think they would be adorable in your kitchen, no?

Measure 3" tall. Stoppers intact on both.

Near Squirts Cabin - Original 5x7 Polaroid Emulsion Print OOAK

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 12:28:56 -0500

$8.00
Subject matter was taken from a slide collection from 1960. The title I gave the print was actually written on the slide itself.

Photographs do not do it justice. The colors and images are very dreamlike and nifty in person.

Image itself measures approximately 3.5"x4.5" and was manipulated on 5"x7" 140 lb watercolor paper. All prints signed and dated by yours truly. Print will arrive sealed in a cello sleeve and protective stiff envelope.

Vintage Joys of Jello Cookbook

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 12:28:56 -0500

$6.00
Nothing says celebration like molded jello! This is a GREAT old book. Spiral bound and featuring recipes such as:

Birthday Surprise
Orange-Mallow Ring
Avacado Pie
Cherry Waldorf Salad
Beet Salad
Minted Pineapple (a "delicious contrast to hearty meats"!)

Featuring Tips & Tricks, chilling time table, and a full index.

No publication date, but I'd imagine mid 60s. Great condition!

Jolly Old Saint Nick Ornament

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:04:35 -0500

$7.00
Two sides of Santa goodness! Star shaped painted paper mache ornament with vintage images of our favorite bearded elf on each side. Star is trimmed in gold and measures 4.75" x 4.75" and affixed with gold thread ornament hanger.

Jana and Gary - Original 5x7 Polaroid Emulsion Print OOAK

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:04:34 -0500

Forest Home - Original 5x7 Polaroid Emulsion Print OOAK

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:16:32 -0500

Vintage Scary Cute Santa Claus with Ringing Bell

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:16:32 -0500

$9.00
I believe he used to walk at one time as there is a place in his back for batteries under his clothing. However, I cannot make the batteries fit, and nothing happened when I flipped his switch.

Nevertheless, he is a WONDERFULLY kitschy little Santa Claus who measures 10 inches tall. His bell rings too! Made in Taiwan.

HO HO HO HO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Vintage Organza Christmas Embroidered Apron

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 20:36:57 -0500

$12.00
My husband told me to say this apron was "embroidered by fairies" to see if "it would sell faster". While I don't believe it was embroidered by fairies, it is lovely! Not sure the time period, but no stains or holes at all!!! Beautiful condition.

Candle pocket is adorned with sequins and beads, and there are three other areas embroidered with holly sprigs. Ties are red cotton.

Sassy Squirrel Vintage Image Onesie

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:14:25 -0500

$10.00
For your lil' Sassy Squirrel! This is an American Apparel snap-bottom onesie with iron-on transfer image. Machine washable and comes with Girl Land's care instruction card.

Sizes available:
3-6 months

100% cotton

Taffy Apple Hair Clippette for Girls

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 23:26:12 -0500

$4.00
These sweet clippettes could be for little OR big girls!

This little hair clip is constructed of a delicate pink pinstripe yo-yo and green apple on pink fabric button embellishment. The yo-yo measures approximately 1.5" wide and the clippette is covered by a piece of pale green grosgrain ribbon.

For all you non-sewers (like me!), a fabric yo-yo is a piece of fabric gathered along the edges with string to form little rosettes.

Buy one or add TWO to your cart to create a set (note no additional shipping charges on second clippette!)

Bolo Ties and the Hoover Dam - Original 5x7 Polaroid Emulsion Print

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 08:48:54 -0500

Fabric Yo Yo Brooch Lovelies

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:41:57 -0400

$5.00
It's the perfect tote, jacket or shirt pick-me-up-- it's the yo-yo brooch! Kinda "Grandma" but in that good sweet funky way. Hand sewn yo-yo's and sewn onto pinback.

Brooches measure approximately 2.25" in diameter. This listing is for ONE of the following (please include your choice in message to seller):

Green Floral - made with love using green vintage floral fabric and a big ol' white vintage button

Blue Dot - this one's a double decker with flower shaped yo yo layered on standard round yo yo using blue dot repro vintage fabric and teensy off white button

Poison Cherry - another double decker with red and white heart print fabric topped off with some scary cute black cherries. Yummy!

For all you non-sewers (like me!), a fabric yo-yo is a piece of fabric gathered along the edges with string to form little rosettes.

Tiny Dancer - Original 5x7 Polaroid Emulsion Print

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 09:51:21 -0400

Vintage Dutch Girl Half Apron

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 09:20:57 -0400

$8.00
Great condition! Rick rack trim and lovely little Dutch girl on the pocket.

Retro Childrens Pails in Assorted Colors

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 10:05:33 -0400

$5.00
These pails are all decorated with retro images from children's books from the 1940s.

Colors available are:

Zoo Pale Blue (with turquoise/white trim)
Sunny Yellow (with iridescent trim)

Dollhouse Green - SOLD OUT

Please specify color desired in message to seller upon checkout.

All pails measure about 4.25" by about 4.25" at the widest part. The handle adds another 4" to the height of the pail.

Retro Style Halloween Iron On Applique

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 23:58:14 -0400

$2.00
Cut from Alexander Henry's Trick or Treat fabric, this applique would be so cute on a trick or treat bag, tee, apron, tote, you name it!

It's lil' Jackie Punkin trying to see his way through the spoooooooooky Halloween darkness. He measures about 4.25" tall and 2.25" wide.

I used the Heavy Duty Heat N Bond which does NOT recommend machine enforcement. Simply peel off the backing and apply to fabric with medium heat. Voila!

Smell My Feet Halloween Treat Bag

Sun, 04 Oct 2009 16:09:36 -0400

$10.00
They're sure to give you something good to eat with this bag! Features a retro cute duo in their costumes trying to get their sugar on.

Cotton bag with nylon handle and fabric appliques. Bag measures 9"x11" with 6" handle. Perfect size for smaller kiddos.

Lemonade Love Vintage-Inspired Custom Mini Book Tote

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 10:37:31 -0400

$10.00
Patty Puppy is so happy summer is almost here! The pink and yellow of the bag remind me of sunshine and lemonade. Perfect for summer days.

Cotton bag with nylon handle and iron-on PERSONALIZED image taken from a vintage greeting card. Let me know how you would like your bag customized in message to seller. Would recommend no more than 6 letters due to the size of the image-- initials would work too! Will send image for proofing before creating the bag.

Bag measures 9"x11" with 6" handle. Great for use as a book tote and perfectly kid-sized.

See separate listing for coordinating bookplates!

SALE 3-D Cowboys on the Range Trinket Box

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 12:01:27 -0400

$6.00
***SALE! SAVE 25% (ORIGINAL PRICE $8.00)***

The box is mustard yellow painted paper mache. The lid is affixed with a lenticular (or 3-D) image of the rootin', tootin' duo. The picture is reminiscent of favorites from my childhood.

The inside of the box is my interpretation of their story! It is tea-stained for a vintage look and secured in place.

Box measures 3.5" x 3.5" x 2.5".

Strawberry Hill Poni Pull Ponytail Holder

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 10:22:39 -0400

$4.00
Features vintage strawberry fabric and a navy blue hair elastic. Hair elastic is ouchless!

Kitschy Cute Vintage Woolly Lamb Bib

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 10:29:39 -0400

$8.00
For your lil' Woolly Lamb!

American Apparel 100% combed cotton, velcro closure at neck embellished with iron-on transfer of image taken from vintage playing card or storybook. White background with lavender trim and lamby image reversible to solid color lavender bib.

Machine washable and Girl Land's special care card is included.

Just Ducky Paperweight

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 15:46:14 -0400

$6.00
This glass paperweight measures 2.5" in diameter and features an original image from a vintage children's book.

Comes with a pink felt backing to prevent scratching the surface on which it is placed.

Lemonade Love Vintage-Inspired Custom Bookplates

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 20:46:16 -0400

$6.00
Patty Puppy is so happy summer is almost here! The pink and yellow of these cutesie bookplates remind me of sunshine and lemonade. Perfect for summer days.

Adhesive-backed bookplates feature PERSONALIZED illustration taken from a vintage greeting card. Let me know how you would like your bookplates customized in message to seller. Would recommend no more than 6 letters due to the size of the image-- initials would work too!

Bookplates measure a little less than 3" wide and about 5" tall and are packaged up Girl Land-style.

See separate listing for coordinating mini book tote (shown in 3rd pic but not included in this listing)! Coupled with your favorite reads, the set would make a great gift for a new baby or child.

Scary Cute Ice Cream Irlitta Chainette Necklace

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:35:44 -0400

$10.00
Her name is Irlitta (pronounced ar-LET-a), and well, she loves to fiendishly devour ice cream.

My chainettes are made of a thick plastic pendant (weight similar to a glass bead), and this cutie has a polka dot velvety backing (rose with pink dots). She comes with a 16" ball chain, and the drop of the necklace is 9.25".

Image is taken from a vintage children's book.

Please give her a home! She promises to behave.

Neopolitan Garden Poni Pull Ponytail Holder

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:35:44 -0400

$4.00
Features vintage pink and white calico fabric and a tan hair elastic. Hair elastic is ouchless!

Time to Play, Time to Dream Door Hangers

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:35:44 -0400

$8.00
Play mode or sleep mode? Now everyone will be able to tell with these handy dandy door hangers. One side reads "Time to Play", the other, "Time to Dream".

Each hanger feature various retro images taken from books from the late 1940s. Different images on Play side, same on Dream side.

"Time to..." labels are tea-stained for an aged effect. Entire hanger is sealed with a gloss finish.

Colors available are Spearmint (left) & Petal Pink (right). Baby Blue sold out. Please specify color choice in message to seller.

These door hangers measure 9" tall by 3" wide.

Please see separate listing for arched door hanger in Victorian Green (fancy name for pale sage green).

Mini Halloween Retro Pumpkin Guy Treat Pail

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 07:34:56 -0400

$5.50
Fill with tricks and treats as a gift for your favorite goblin or display sticks of hard candy as a decoration on a table!

Treat pail has cut out ghosts and is decorated with black/silver tinsel around the opening. Finished off with a repro vintage decal of one coy pumpkin guy. Won't you please feed him a candy apple or two...or three?

Stands 4.25" tall, base is 3" in diameter, opening is 4.25" in diameter. Handle is 2.75" tall when extended.

Shawnee Sheep Tree Stump Mini Planter

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 09:36:24 -0400

$6.00
Measures 4.5L x 3.5"W x 3.5"H. A bit of crazing but overall in great condition!

Mushroom Love Key Fob

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 09:54:19 -0400

$5.50
In signature Girl Land colors, no less. These cute little fungi want to be your friends, fo' sho'!

Measures 1.25" wide and 5" long. Perfect for slipping around your wrist. I, personally, do NOT know how I lived without one-- with a carseat in one hand and a toddler in the other, now I always know where my keys are!

Wee Strawberry Poni Pull Ponytail Holder

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 12:07:49 -0400

$4.00
Features vintage strawberry fabric and a kelly green hair elastic. Hair elastic is ouchless!

Tweet Cherries Key Fob

Sun, 23 Aug 2009 14:05:31 -0400

$5.50
Birdies say, "Me likey cherries!". If birds had keys, they'd love these fobs. You will too!

Measures 1.25" wide and 5" long. Perfect for slipping around your wrist. I, personally, do NOT know how I lived without one-- with a carseat in one hand and a toddler in the other, now I always know where my keys are!

Sassy Squirrel Long Sleeved Vintage Image Onesie

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 09:12:38 -0400

$14.00
For your lil' Sassy Squirrel! This is a Monag snap-bottom onesie with iron-on transfer image. Machine washable and comes with Girl Land's care instruction card.

Sizes available:
6-12 months
12-18 months

100% cotton

Please see my separate listing for short sleeved and/or long sleeved girlie funny bunny version!

Creepy Cute Baby Allister Paperweight

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 09:52:01 -0400

$6.00
Who doesn't love a creepy baby? With the kind of eyes that bore holes in your soul? Ok, that may be a little TOO creepy...

My new friend, Cyndy, has named him "Baby Allister" which I believe is the perfect name! Please sir, give him a home.

This glass paperweight measures 2.5" in diameter and features an original image from a set of vintage birth announcements.

Comes with a pink felt backing to prevent scratching the surface on which it is placed.

THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE LAST BABY ALLISTER PAPERWEIGHT EVER! GET HIM BEFORE HE'S GONNNNNNNNNE! XO

Kitten Little Paperweight

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 10:13:28 -0400