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Long Silver Lace Agate Necklace on Sterling Silver

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 03:27:44 -0500

$175.00
Don't be a pearl clutcher! If something that the kids today are doing shocks you, clutch this Long Silver Lace Agate Necklace on Sterling Silver. This necklace is also good for clutching if you shock yourself.

These beautiful Silver Lace Agate cubes measure 3/16 of an inch (4/10 cm) and are all different. The colors range from translucent white and grey, to black and iron reds. You'll never be bored when you're wearing this. Your Long Silver Lace Agate Necklace measures a whopping 5 feet in length. Perfect sterling silver wire wraps join the pretty cubes and it's finished by a sterling silver lobster clasp and a 925 tag.

Because of it's length and the fact that it has a clasp, this necklace can be worn many different ways. Flapper style, with a knot, with several knots, as a doubled lariat, as a very impressive bracelet, doubled or tripled. It would look especially fantastic for a natural themed wedding. The sky's the limit!!

Because of the cost there is no free shipping for this item. For international shipping anything over $1.00 left over after shipping and insurance will be refunded through paypal.

Clutch away.

Green Agate on Silver Chain Necklace

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 22:23:28 -0500

$40.00
This pretty green agate on sterling silver chain necklace is only for winners. And whiners... Maybe wine o's.

This little chunk of Green Agate measures about half an inch wide. It sits on a very dainty sterling silver chain measuring 16" with an inch of sterling extension chain. This necklace is good on it's own to add a splash of color to your front or layered with other Underoakstudios pieces.

You're never alone with this little stone.

Five Pearl Circle Earrings

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 21:59:56 -0500

$25.00
From Underoak Studios Oyster Snot line these Five Pearl Circle Earrings on Sterling Silver are great for the classy bride or as brides maid gifts. If you are looking for brides maid gifts I'd be happy to work with you to make a custom listing.

These sterling silver circles measure just under 1/2 inch (1 cm). The whole earring is 1 inch long (2 1/2 cm). Five pretty round genuine pearls and sterling silver head pins finish the look.

Hope no one sits on the cake! Unless that's the plan. If that's the plan I hope you put the wedding on YouTube.

Simple Oval Bracelet

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 14:00:38 -0500

$18.00
This Simple Circle Bracelet is great for everyday. I'm not saying you shouldn't take it off, just that if you do you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday.

This sterling silver simple circle bracelet measures 6 1/2 inches (16 cm) but can be easily adjusted at your request. The little sterling silver oval measures 1/4 inch (1/2 cm). This bracelet is great for layering.

Someday...

Green Garnet on Sterling Silver Chain

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 04:05:35 -0500

$43.00
The Green Garnet. Be a superhero of fashion. The Green Garnet has the power of hair tossing and knowing smiles. The Green Garnet always gets her way and prefers wines from small independent vineyard's. The Green Garnet's kiss tastes like blackberries.

These amazing Green Garnet pendants are all different and all beautiful. They are rough cut and are around 1/2 inch long (2 cm) give or take 1/8 of an inch. They are a little narrower than they are long. In low light the color is almost unidentifiable. Somewhere between black, grey, and green. With a little light shone through them they are the color of a lake or rural drainage ditch. A beautiful muted brown green. They are rough in spots and polished to a shine in others. The stones are wire wrapped in sterling silver and hang from 16 inches of delicate sterling silver chain. This Green Garnet necklace is finished with a sterling silver lobster clasp and two inches of sterling silver extension chain.

This Green Garnet necklace would look great on it's own or layered with other Underoak Studios pieces.

The Green Garnet has lots of powers not listed here.

Little Gold Hoop Earrings

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 19:55:11 -0500

$24.00
These hand forged hoop earrings are a wardrobe essential.

You can wear them skydiving, or to fake your own death. Or both???

They measure 1 1/4 inches in diameter and are made from 14k gold filled wire.

Hoop earrings are a classic for a reason, just like the fine film Tank Girl.

Spotty Shell Necklace

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 16:11:40 -0500

$42.00
Do you want to wear a wire and you're afraid you'll get frisked? Well then hide your super spy mic inside this little spotty shell.

This pretty little black and white shell measures just under an inch (2 cm). It is wrapped in sterling silver wire and attached to 18 inches of delicate sterling silver chain. Two inches of sterling extension chain and a sterling lobster clasp finish off this super cute necklace.

This Spotty Shell Necklace will let you get all the evidence you need.

Go For Baroque Earrings in Gold

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 13:36:45 -0500

$22.00
If it's not Baroque don't fix it.

These elegant and simple earrings are made of beautifully faceted gold Swarovski crystals that measure just over 1/2 inch (1 1/2 cm) by just under 1/2 inch (1 cm). They hang from a hand forged gold hammered hook. From ear crook to the bottom of the crystal these elegant earrings measure 1 1/8 inches (3 cm).

Caravaggio, Barocci, and Carracci would be proud.

Mature Cunt Necklace - Libel and Label Yourself Sterling Silver

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 04:03:23 -0500

$40.00
Are you a cunt? Do you have a necklace that says you're a cunt? Own it sister. Eve Ensler would be proud.
This is a stealth way to riot girl.

This pretty little sterling silver cunt is just over 1 inch long and 1/2 inch tall (3cm by 1cm).
The cunt necklace hangs from sterling silver chain (16 inches) with two little genuine pearls and a little sterling lobster clasp.

I've worn the sample out several times, with great results :)

Every cunt is a little different, and made with care.

Slag, slut, and bitch coming soon!

Citrine Rondelle Bracelet on Gold Filled Wire

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 18:38:33 -0500

$40.00
Sophia, Blanch, Rose, Dorothy and now you. Did you know Betty White has a filthy mouth on her? That bird cusses up a storm and looks great doing it. You will too in this Citrine Rondelle Bracelet on Gold Filled Wire. You can talk like a sailor and no one will care because you look so sharp Golden Girl.

This Citrine Rondelle Bracelet measures 7 1/4 inches (18 cm) from the gold filled lobster clasp to the last perfect gold filled wire wrap. The pretty little citrine rondelles are all charmingly different in color and shape. I can shorten or lengthen this bracelet to fit your measurements.

Potty mouth.

Matte Onyx Coin Necklace on Sterling Silver Chain

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 00:19:08 -0500

$40.00
This Matte Onyx Coin Necklace on Sterling Silver Chain will make you seem mysterious. You can walk around blabbing all your secrets and people will still think there is something to learn. Don't you want to be a mystery? Worked for Nancy Drew and Jessica Fletcher.

Matte Onyx gets a really pretty and rich sheen from being worn and looses that chalky look without becoming shiny. This pretty matte onyx coin measures just shy of 1/2 inch (1 cm) and is wire wrapped to 16 inches of delicate sterling silver chain. The necklace is finished by a sterling silver lobster clasp and one inch of extension chain.

Don't forget your flashlight and your typewriter. And remember a knowing smile can only help your image.

Gold Spiral Earrings

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 17:17:57 -0500

$24.00
These Gold Filled Spiral Earrings are perfect for someone who's afraid they'll slip through a vortex into ancient Egypt. It's always good to have a bit of gold on you in those situations to trade and to label you as high class. You don't want to be mistaken for a nobody. Without influence you'll never get home.

These gold spirals measure around 1/4 inches (3/4 cm) and the earrings are just over 3/4 inches (2 cm) from the bottom of the spiral to the ear crook. They are simple and great for every day.

Careful not to get bitten by an Asp.

Paint Brush Jasper Bracelet on Sterling Silver Wire

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:58:54 -0500

$35.00
Does your cat hate you? Are you a jailer and not a friend? Well me too. My cat HATES me. The only thing that ever makes me feel better is Paint Brush Jasper. I know that's weird but you shouldn't judge the feelings of other people. Maybe it will work for you too.

This Paint Brush Jasper Bracelet on Sterling Silver Wire measures 7 1/4 inches (18 cm). The pretty Jasper rectangle puffs are 5/16 of an inch (3/4 cm) long and are joined by perfect sterling silver wire wraps and a sterling silver lobster clasp. All the Paint Brush Jasper stones are wildly different, but they're all beautiful.

I'm going to try and buy her love with treats. It never works though.

No cats have worn our jewelry or been near the studio. Maybe this is part of her problem...

Necklace- Sterling B and a Ladybug

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 01:37:04 -0500

$38.00
Is there a B in your bonnet or in your name? Is B your cup size or your grade point average? Are you a love or lady bug? Then you should get this sterling silver B and ladybug necklace.

This Sterling silver B measures around 3/4 of an inch (2 cm) by 1/2 inch (1 cm) and hangs with the pretty little lady bug askew as pictured. If you'd like a special order with another letter, or even a name convo me and I can set up a special listing.
Your B hangs from 18 inches of sterling silver chain and is finished by a sterling silver lobster clasp and jump ring.

This necklace is brought to you by the letter B and the numbers 3 and 8.

Beeeeee good. ( E and T also available).

Watermelon Rectangle Necklace on Sterling Silver Chain

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:34:34 -0500

$43.00
Is your whole life a lie? Did you take the identity of someone who died so you could start all over and now you realize that you've brought all your problems with you? That the problem was YOU all along. Well this time remake yourself like everybody else. Buy something pretty so your outside can hide your rotten center.

This pretty watermelon red resin pendant measures 1 1/2 inches (4 cm) by 1 inch (2 1/4 cm). It hangs from 16 inches of sterling silver delicate chain, a sterling silver lobster clasp and sterling silver jump ring.

This necklace is great on it's own or layered with other Underoak Studios pieces.

Good luck with your new new life.

Science Necklace in Sterling Silver

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 14:03:32 -0500

$42.00
I have a hypothesis. You are an awesome nerd. This is a test of that hypothesis. Is my hypothesis correct or incorrect?

This Science Necklace in sterling silver measures approximately 4 1/2 cm (1 3/4 inches) by 1 1/2 cm (1/2 inch). Science hangs from 16 inches of sterling silver chain. It is joined by a sterling silver lobster clasp, sterling silver jump ring and beads made from calcium carbonate secreted from the mantle of a Margaritifera margaritifera.

Because of the handmade nature of Science results may vary slightly.

It is also possible you are geek chic.

Hoop Earring Trio in Sterling Silver

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:58:40 -0500

$60.00
One, two, three pairs of hoop earrings for a fantastic deal.

This listing includes:

the half hoop Captain Hook Earrings in Sterling Silver
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34790090

the Leaf Hoop Earrings in Sterling Silver
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=19731233

and the Large Hoops in Sterling Silver
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34793952

Purchased individually they would cost $70, together in this listing they are $60 for a whopping $10 off.

Keep them all or give them away, this is a great way to buy handmade.

Ho Necklace on Sterling Silver

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 15:02:02 -0500

$40.00
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas??? Well that's what uptight auntie Myrtle will assume. She's been pulling the wool over everyone's eyes for years with her hidden cocaine problem so why not proclaim your sexual freedom in plain view?

This Ho necklace measures around 1/2 inch tall (1 1/2 cm) by 3/4 of an inch (2 cm) long. It hangs from 17 inches of sterling silver chain and is finished by two genuine pearls a sterling silver lobster clasp and a sterling silver jump ring. Just like real hos every ho necklace is slightly different, but they're all awesome.

And a happy new year!!!

Lava Nuggets Bracelet on Sterling Silver Circles

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 13:30:39 -0500

$50.00
Hey Lava Lova! These black as night beads were once super hot magma. Now they're stone cold just like your Grinch heart. Wear your cold dark heart on your sleeve with this Lava Nuggets Bracelet on Sterling Silver Circles.

These lava nuggets average 1/2 inch (1 1/2 cm) and are wire wrapped to sterling silver circles that measure 3/8 of an inch (1 cm). It finishes with a sterling silver lobster clasp.

Have a heart.

Light Pink Felt Ball on Silver Wire

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 19:13:17 -0500

$22.00
These super cutest pink earrings are great for everyday.
A little wool felted bead measuring 10mm (about 1/2 inch) sits jauntily on a hand forged sterling silver ear wire. They are about an inch and a quarter from top to bottom.
These are the best!

Slut Necklace-Libel and Label Yourself in Sterling Silver

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 15:45:15 -0500

$40.00
Chaucer used the word sluttish to describe a slovenly man. We've come a long way since the 14th century. Now a woman can wear a pretty sterling silver Slut Necklace herself! You go, you modern day Wife of Bath!

This little slut measures about 3/4 of an inch (2 cm) long and about 1/2 of an inch (1 1/2 cm) high. It hangs from 16 inches of sterling silver chain, two genuine pearls, a sterling silver lobster clasp and a sterling silver jump ring.

Like all the Dirty Words from Underoak Studios all these handmade sluts vary slightly.

"As help me God, I laughe whan I thynke
How pitously a-nyght I made hem swynke!" - Alisoun The Wife of Bath

Three Coin Pearl Necklace

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 03:48:54 -0500

$45.00
Are you a peach? Are you a precious pearl? Are you a pretty princess? Then accessorize like one.

These coin pearls measure about 3/8 of an inch (1 cm) around. Three of them are hung from 16 inches of delicate sterling silver chain. Two small pearls, two inches of sterling sterling extension chain and a sterling silver lobster clasp finish this beautiful shimmery piece. These coin pearls are all wildly different. Oyster snot is notoriously hard to control. There are bumps and wonky shapes but they are all beautiful.

This necklace would look great layered with other Underoak Studios necklaces or on it's own.

Lotsa Lava Necklace

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 21:04:35 -0500

$80.00
This lava necklace has cooled. But once upon a time this was molten hot, just like you. Do you sizzle? Are you steamy? Then this is the lava necklace for you.

These true black lava beads measure about 1/2 inch (15 mm). Nineteen of them are joined by perfect sterling silver wire wraps to make 18 inches of awesome necklace. A sterling silver lobster clasp and 2 1/4 inches of handmade extension chain finish this stunning piece.

This necklace is a real statement piece that looks great with an evening gown or jeans and a t-shirt.

Hot rock n' roll.

True Blue Oblate Spheroid Earrings on Sterling Silver Hammered Hook

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:29:08 -0500

$24.00
True love
You're the one I'm dreaming of
Your heart fits me like a glove
And I'm gonna be true blue baby I love you!

Blue Balls are the gift that keep on giving, when they're sterling silver earrings you can wear every day.

These frosted resin spheroid beads measure 2/3 by 1/2 inch. They float on hand forged sterling silver ear hooks which measure 1 1/2 inches from loop to crook.

These are pretty great earrings, worthy of a night out with your true love or your truly right now.

Swarovski Bracelet in Sparkle Grey

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 02:54:32 -0500

$40.00
Sometimes it's just nice to have something pretty. When society collapses and you end up living in a sewer filled slum fighting with stray dogs for food you can look down at your wrist and remember the good ol' days.

This sparkly bracelet measures 7 inches (17 1/2 cm). If you have larger or smaller wrists I can easily add or subtract crystals. These genuine Swarovski beauties have extra sparkle and are a gorgeous blue grey color. They are linked by perfect sterling silver wire wraps in a very small gage giving this bracelet a very dainty feel. A sterling silver lobster clasp and jump ring finish off this great bracelet.

This Swarovski offering would look great layered with other Underoakstudios bracelets.

Remember to wear shoes on that mountain of garbage, tetanus is no joke.

Mature Cunt Necklace - Libel and Label Yourself Sterling Silver

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 17:46:32 -0500

Green Spot Agate Bracelet

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 14:51:21 -0500

$34.00
Are you always sent out to get coffee? Well enjoy the break and the trip out of the office. This little errand is the perfect opportunity to show off your Green Spot Agate Bracelet. As you reach out for that fourth pumpkin latte everyone will notice this little gem on your wrist and everyone will think you're very mysterious and interesting. You'll be "that fashionable girl" who comes in instead of just another gopher.

This Green Spot Agate Bracelet measures 7 1/2 inches (19 cm) from the sterling silver lobster clasp to the last sterling silver wire wrap. The nine pretty stones measure 1/2 inch (1 1/8 cm) each and are all subtly different.

Try a knowing smile and tip your barista well and you'll get great free samples.

Large Hoops in Sterling Silver

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 15:09:34 -0500

$25.00
This is the ultimate in hoop earrings.

These sterling silver hand forged hoops measure a whopping 2 inches (5 cm) around. They are hammered flat out of 18 gage wire. This is slightly thicker than standard ear hooks. If you only wear studs or have very new ear holes these might be a little thick for you. A large paperclip is about 18 gage.

These are a wardrobe essential. If you don't have these you might as well not get dressed at all.

Moonstone Chain

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 05:17:38 -0500

$75.00
This white chain of moonstone is of course potassium aluminium silicate. Beautiful name for a beautiful stone not mined by dwarves. If someone tells you that this moonstone was mined by dwarves or elves or gnomes they are LYING to you. It wasn't. I never use dwarf mined stones. Period.

These moonstones are irregular nuggets that average about 1/2 inch (1 1/4 cm) long. They are perfectly wire wrapped in sterling silver. The necklace measures 24 inches long with an additional 2 inches of hand made sterling silver extension chain. It is finished with a sterling silver lobster clasp and like most necklaces of it's type can be converted into a bracelet.

I'd like you to tell me who said I used dwarf mined gemstones. They'll be hearing from my lawyer.

Blue Ball Felt Earrings on Gold Filled Hammered Hook

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 00:28:12 -0500

$24.00
Blue balls for the belle of the ball? These blue ball earrings on gold filled hammered hooks will prove that you're a true blue, blue blood. Only someone with natural born taste would wear these. Do YOU have any taste???

A little cobalt blue wool felted bead measuring 10mm (about 1/2 inch) sits jauntily on a hand forged 14k gold filled ear wire. They are about an inch and a quarter from top to bottom.

With something called blue balls I could have gone blue. This listing is dripping with taste though, so I didn't. You're welcome.

Pointy Mollusk Necklace on Sterling Silver Chain

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 20:14:51 -0500

$42.00
Some cute little snail used to carry this beautiful shell around on his back. Now you can carry it around on a sterling silver chain around your neck. Feel free to crawl inside and take a nap at any time. Learn what snails and turtles and backpackers have always known. Carrying your house on your back means you're always home.

This spiney little shell measures about 3/4 of an inch in diameter and hangs from 20 inches of sterling silver chain with an inch of extension chain and a little sterling lobster clasp.
The shell is wrapped in sterling silver wire only once and because of the shape of the shell it is compleatly secure. This necklace would be great to layer with other Under Oak Studios pieces.

Welcome home!

Lemon Jade Rectangle Necklace

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 19:06:46 -0500

$80.00
Lemon Jade, or MgFe)3Si2O5(OH)4 is pretty! Why not wear it around your neck instead of that albatross.

These pretty lemon jade rectangles measure 5/8 inches (1 1/2 cm) by 1/2 inch (1 cm). Twenty one of them are wrapped in sterling silver wire to create this 18 inch long stunner. A sterling silver lobster clasp and two inches of sterling silver handmade extension chain finish the necklace.

The lemon jade has inclusions of white and rust. Like all natural stone and handmade items please allow for some variation.

You should order a lemon drop when you wear this out.

Rose Quartz Bracelet on Sterling Silver Chain

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 05:13:26 -0500

$34.00
Do people call you harsh? Are you considered prickly? Then soften up your image with this pretty Rose Quartz Bracelet on Sterling Silver Chain. You can be as nasty as you want and people will think you're sweet as long as you're wearing this bracelet.

Six 1/4 inch (1 cm) rose quartz stones are attached by perfect wire wraps to 5 sections of delicate sterling silver chain. A sterling silver lobster clasp finishes off this pretty bracelet. From clasp to loop this Rose Quarts Bracelet on Sterling Silver Chain measures 6 1/2 inches (16 cm). If you need it longer or shorter just let me know. It's no problem.

Really though it wouldn't hurt you to at least make an effort to be nice.

Teal and Gold Glass Leaf on Sterling Silver

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:17:32 -0500

$45.00
Ties are all about representing the penis. This leaf isn't representative of your vagina, but it does point right at your boobs. Like an arrow. People can look at your boobs while they compliment your pretty Teal and Gold Glass Leaf on Sterling SIlver Chain.

This blue glass leaf has a pretty layer of gold inside. It measures 2 1/4 inches (5 1/2 cm) long and just over 1 inch (3 cm) wide. It hangs from 16 inches of delicate sterling silver chain and is finished with a sterling silver lobster clasp and 1/2 inch of sterling silver extension chain.

This will look great on someone with a flat chest too. Own it sister!

Captain Hook Earrings in Sterling Silver

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:49:05 -0500

$22.00
These simple sterling silver hooks are great for captains. Weather you are the Captain of a space ship, an airplane, a shrimp trawler, a dingy, an aircraft carrier, a cargo ship, a pirate ship, a space shuttle, a tree house, your car, your classroom or your bed these are the earrings for you.

These simple curvy hooks measure 1 1/2 inches from top to bottom. They are made with 18 gage wire so they aren't for extra tight ear holes. If you have only worn posts or have new ear holes these might be a little big for you. A large paperclip is around 18 gage, just a little larger than regular ear hooks. They are hand forged into a beautiful shape and are light and comfortable for everyday.

They always say dress for the job you want so if you aren't a Captain yet I think you could still wear these.

Dinosaur Stripe Feldspar Coin Necklace on Sterling Silver

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:48:10 -0500

$40.00
Rawwwrrrr. This looks like Dinosaur skin. How do I know that? If I told you I'd have to go back and kill your grandfather so you never existed.

This pretty little Feldspar Coin is a greenie grey yellow color with dark striations. It measures 1/2 inch (1 1/4 cm) in diameter and is wire wrapped with sterling silver. This pretty little coin hangs from 16 inches of delicate sterling silver chain and is finished with a sterling silver lobster clasp and 2 inches of sterling silver extension chain.

This pretty stone also comes in an antique yellow and a dark green as shown in some of the pictures. All these beautiful stones are different but they do fall clearly into these three color groups.

Here is the listing for the light coin. http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35851145

This Dinosaur Stripe Feldspar Coin Necklace would look great on it's own or layered with other Underoak Studios necklaces.

Green Agate Nuggets Bracelet on Sterling Silver Circles

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:20:31 -0500

$50.00
Are you green with envy because your friend has a new Citrine Nuggets Bracelet on Sterling SIlver Circles? You'd get it too but you don't want to be a copy cat. Well here is your solution! Get the same bracelet in a different color.

These six green agate nuggets average about 3/4 of an inch (1 1/2 cm) long. They are wire wrapped to 3/8 inch (1 cm) sterling silver circles and joined by a sterling silver lobster clasp. The bracelet measures 7 3/4 inches (19 1/2 cm) and is very comfortable for a chunky bracelet. These natural stones are all different and all beautiful.

You could really out do this frenemy and get one of everything. Revenge isn't just about good hair.

Carnelian Necklace

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:33:34 -0500

$85.00
Carnelian comes from the Latin caro or carnis meaning flesh. So maybe this necklace is all about meat and sex. That's gross. Let's go with Carnelian was often used for signet rings by the Romans.

Also known as cornelian and sard it is a variety of chalcedony colored red by iron oxide.

This necklace is saying something. It's saying you're awesome for wearing it. These carnelian stones measure from around 2/3 to 1 1/4 of an inch (2 cm to 3 cm). Sixteen of them are attached together by sterling silver wire wraps joined by a sterling silver lobster clasp and 2 inches of handmade sterling silver extension chain. The necklace measures around 20 inches and like all handmade goods will vary slightly.

If you want to pretend this is made from hunks of your enemy be my guest.

Love Necklace on Sterling Silver

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:30:19 -0500

$40.00
More dirty words. This sterling silver Love necklace is great on it's own or layered with other Underoakstudios necklaces.

The cursive Love measures around 1 1/4 inches long (3 cm) and the L is just over 1/2 inch high (1 1/2 cm). It is made from sterling silver wire and like real love they're all a bit different. Love hangs from 16 inches of sterling silver chain and is joined by two genuine pearls and a sterling silver lobster clasp and a sterling silver jump ring.
If you'd like a different length just let me know.

This necklace can be worn with or without irony.

Made with love...

Mint Green Rectangle Necklace on Sterling Silver Chain

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 17:30:36 -0500

$43.00
Do you have horrible breath? Do people make a face when you lean in? Does your nickname include the word Halitosis? Then maybe you should brush your teeth during the day and cut down on the cigarettes and coffee. And wear this minty green necklace as a reminder!

This simple modern Mint Green resin pendant measures 1 1/2 inches (4 cm) by 1 inch (2 1/4 cm). It hangs from 16 inches of sterling silver delicate chain, a sterling silver lobster clasp and sterling silver jump ring.

This necklace is great on it's own or layered with other Underoak Studios pieces.

Chewing sugar free gum can also help with this problem.

Matte Onyx Square on Gold Filled Hammered Hook

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:15:04 -0500

$24.00
Stunning and simple. If you're a Golden Girl these are for you.

10x10 mm (about 3/8 of an inch on each side) matte Onyx squares perch on a hand forged 14k gold filled hammered hook.
These fantastic earrings measure about 1 1/4 inches from loop to crook.

Real Red Oblate Spheroid Earrings on Sterling Silver Hammered Hook

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:36:22 -0500

$24.00
Yellow based red is proven to turn men on. That's why they get hot when a fire truck goes by. Those towns with green fire trucks don't know what they're missing.

These real red frosted resin spheroid beads measure 2/3 by 1/2 inch. They float on hand forged sterling silver ear hooks which measure 1 1/2 inches from loop to crook.

If red is your power color these are the earrings for you.

Please check the battery on your smoke detector regularly.

Chocolate and Cement Shell Necklace on Sterling Silver

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:09:21 -0500

$42.00
Are you a landlubber? Are you terrified of the sea? Do you think it smells? Well it's good to confront your fears. Why not do some immersion therapy by wearing a piece of the sea around your neck?

This pretty muted shell is the color of cement with chocolate brown accents and a slight hint of muted rose around the lip. This mollusk house measures about 1 1/4 inches long (3 cm) and just over 1/2 inch (1 1/2 cm) wide. It is wrapped in sterling silver wire and attached to 18 inches of delicate sterling silver chain. A sterling silver lobster clasp and 1 1/2 inches of sterling silver extension chain finish off this subtle necklace. This shell would look great on it's own or layered with other Underoak Studios pieces.

I've a whale of a tale to tell you, lad.

Leaf Hoops

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 14:00:09 -0500

$23.00
Want these? Ok.

Thesy are a great variation on classic hoops.
They measure 1 3/4 inch long by one inch wide and made of hand forged sterling silver wire.
They are super cute and modern and great for every day.

Tiny Tugas and Navy Cubes Necklace on Sterling Silver

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 04:48:39 -0500

$46.00
Are you trying to live a Navy life in suburbia? Do you paint your entire house once a month and use an air raid siren instead of an alarm clock? Well chill out and just wear Navy Blue instead. Here's a start.

This Tiny Tugas and Navy Cubes necklace measures 18 inches. The pretty tugas wood ring is 1/2 inch and the pretty fiber optic glass navy blue beads are 1/8 inch on a side. They are joined by perfect sterling silver wire wraps, a sterling silver lobster clasp and 925 tag.

If you're really craving discipline why don't you just join a marching band? They have fancy uniforms too.

Blue Topaz on Rectangle Chain Necklace

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 21:39:10 -0500

$45.00
Are you looking for proof that you aren't a Warewolf? I know I was. Every night I'd worry about turning into a ravenous beast. Then I figured, if I'm wearing sterling silver there is no way I'm a Warewolf. You can have that peace of mind too.

Topaz is a silicate mineral of aluminium and fluorine. These pretty stones are very light blue, almost colorless and have uneven but similar shapes. They measure 3/16 of an inch (1/2 cm) at their widest. A sterling silver lobster clasp, sterling silver rectangle chain and nine topaz stones make up this 16 inch stunner with an additional inch of sterling silver extension chain. The topaz are grouped three at the bottom and then one every two inches of chain. This necklace would look great layered with other Underoakstudios pieces or on it's own.

Don't hurt the one's you love. Make SURE you're not a Warewolf.

Mature Slag Necklace- Libel and Label Yourself Sterling SIlver

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 16:25:06 -0500

$40.00
Are you a Slag? Do you have a sterling silver necklace that says you're a Slag?

If you're confused about why people have been calling you a byproduct of the steel industry check this out to see why you should be insulted instead.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slag_(slang)

Turn it around on those jerks.

This delicate sterling silver slag is about 1 1/2 inches (3 1/2 cm) from s to g and 1/2 inch (1 1/2 cm) tall. The delicate sterling silver chain measures 17 inches and is joined by a sterling silver lobster clasp and two genuine pearls.

Every Slag has slight handmade differences and is made with care. Wire writing is delicate but without street fighting this slag should last.

Also in the libel or label yourself line get Cunt, Bitch, Slut, and more!

Three Yellow Cube Earrings on Sterling Silver Chain

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 15:14:18 -0500

$26.00
Are you a coward? Do you have a sunny disposition? Then these are the earrings for you.

These 3 inch (7 1/2 cm) earrings feature three shiney pastel yellow fiber optic glass cubes suspended from three groups of two chain links. The chain, wire wraps, and earwires are all sterling silver.

Grow a pair!

Navy Blue Ceramic Square Necklace on Sterling Silver Chain

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 21:36:57 -0500

$40.00
Are you a square? A prude? A pearl clutcher? Are you true blue? A blue blood? A lover of the blue's? Well why not advertise it around your neck?

This pretty ceramic hollow square measures just under one inch on a side (1 3/4 cm). The square is white on the back and navy on the front and can be worn either way. Your Navy Blue Ceramic Square Necklace on Sterling Silver Chain is 16 inches in length and is great for layering with other Underoak Studios pieces. The delicate sterling silver chain is joined by a sterling silver lobster clasp and three loops of extension chain.

Be your own blue bird of happiness!!!

Pearls and Circles Necklace

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 18:53:03 -0500

$45.00
Oyster Snot again. Knit one pearl 19. Wear this to your wedding or your divorce. You don't have to be a Mrs. Haversham to wear this necklace all year round.

This Pearls and Circles Necklace is made of sterling silver and genuine pearls. It measures 19 inches and can be worn many ways. You can hook the sterling silver lobster clasp to any of the sterling silver circles to adjust the length or wear it as a triple stranded bracelet. If you are buying this to match the pearl earrings in the Oyster Snot line I can easily make this necklace with those little round pearls instead of these rice pearls. No problem. I can also make this necklace in any length you'd like-price will vary.

Have a great honeymoon! Or afternoon.

Grey Shell Stars on Sterling Hammered Hook

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 13:49:26 -0500

$22.00
When you wish upon a star nothing will happen. But when you buy these grey shell star earrings on sterling silver hammered hooks ALL OF YOUR DREAMS WILL COME TRUE.

These cool grey stars measure 1 inch (2 1/2 cm) from tip to tip. They swing from 1 inch of sterling silver hand forged hook. Do some quick math and you've got a 2 inch (5 cm) long pair of earrings.

All these shell stars are slightly different, but they're all beautiful.

Congratulations on all of your dreams coming true soon.

Coin Pearl Chain Necklace

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 18:47:57 -0500

$60.00
This Coin Pearl Chain Necklace on Sterling Silver is perfect for all the chain gang parties you'll be going to in the slammer! Hurry up and get yours before they lock you up and throw away the key. What? You're innocent? Well Shawshank your way out. You could trade this for a lot of cigarettes in the meantime.

This coin pearl chain necklace has eleven beautiful 3/4 inch (1 cm) coin pearls. They are wire wrapped to delicate sterling silver chain. Like all oyster snot these pearls are all slightly different in shape and texture, but they're all beautiful. This stunner measures 18 inches with an additional two inches of sterling silver extension chain.

Get yourself a good lawyer and good luck in there. Remember if you pee on yourself the first day they'll think you're crazy!

Mature Cunt Necklace - Libel and Label Yourself Sterling Silver

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 15:12:40 -0500

Deer Vertebrae Necklace on Sterling Silver

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:24:17 -0500

$50.00
Do people tell you to grow a spine? Well it's much easier just to buy someone else's.

This deer vertebra is from a found skeleton in the woods in northern california. It is clean and has no smell. The bone measures 1 inch across (3 cm) and 2 1/4 inches long (5 1/2 cm). It is wrapped in sterling silver wire and hangs from 18 inches of delicate sterling silver chain, a sterling silver lobster clasp and two inches of hand made sterling silver extension chain.

This bone necklace can be worn either way.

If they tell you to grow a pair we can take care of that too. We have lots of ball earrings.

Green Shell Necklace on Sterling Silver Chain

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 05:45:15 -0500

$44.00
In The Little Mermaid the sea witch kept the mermaid's voice in a shell. I'm not saying it was THIS shell-but it was. Really. This Green Shell Necklace on Sterling Silver Chain is perfect for all your sea witch needs.

This amazingly beautiful green and white sea shell measures around an inch all around (2 to 3 cm). It is wrapped with sterling silver wire and hangs from 16 inches of sterling silver chain and is joined by a sterling silver lobster clasp and two inches of sterling silver extension chain. This unique necklace is a real show stopper.

Here's looking at all you poor unfortunate souls.

Gold Filled Leaf Hoop Earrings

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:25:27 -0500

$25.00
Make like a tree and get out of here! That's what you can say to your sister when she asks to borrow your Gold Filled Leaf Hoop Earrings. She'll take them anyway, but at least you made your feelings known.

These simple twist on a classic hoop earring measure about 1 1/2 inches long (3 1/2 cm) by 1 inch wide (2 2/2 cm). They are hand forged out of 14k gold filled wire.

These classy classic earrings also come in sterling silver here
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=19731233

You know you take her stuff too. Ever heard of sharing?

Crap Necklace in Sterling Silver

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 19:22:25 -0500

$40.00
Well this is crap.

This pretty little Crap measures about 1 inch (2 cm) long and about 1/4 inch (1 cm) high. It hangs from 16 inches of sterling silver chain and is finished by two genuine pearls and a sterling silver lobster clasp and sterling silver jump ring.

I can easily adjust the length of this crap for you if you'd like it a bit longer or shorter.
Just include that information in the "note to seller" box upon checkout.

Crap town.

Santorini Blue Rectangle Necklace on Sterling Silver Chain

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 18:54:43 -0500

$43.00
Are you blue? Then get yourself a present. How about this necklace?

This simple modern Santorini Blue resin pendant measures 1 1/2 inches (4 cm) by 1 inch (2 1/4 cm). It hangs from 16 inches of sterling silver delicate chain, a sterling silver lobster clasp and sterling silver jump ring.

This necklace is great on it's own or layered with other Underoak Studios pieces.

Contact your doctor if symptoms of depression persist.

True Black Oblate Spheroid Earrings on Sterling Silver Hammered Hook

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 17:40:53 -0500

$24.00
These earrings are as black as your heart. You have no soul you cruel bastard, but you do have great taste.

These awesome black frosted resin spheroid beads measure 2/3 by 1/2 inch (around 20 by 12 mm). They float on hand forged hammered sterling silver ear hooks which measure around 2 inches (5 cm) from loop to crook.

They aren't too heavy but they aren't light either. If you only wear studs they might be a little heavy for you. If you wear larger earrings a lot they won't bug you.

You make me sick.

Robles Jellyfish Necklace

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:08:15 -0500

$42.00
This Robles Jellyfish Necklace is fierce. Wear a touch of fringe in or out of the Cowboy Bar.

This sterling silver modern necklace is 16.6 inches around with an inch and a half of extension chain.
This doesn't include the Robles bead (.1/2 inch) and the fringe (2 inches). If you want to see where the bottom of the fringe would hit you with the extension chain, measure out 24 inches.

I can also make this wood and silver necklace with Tugas (blonde) or Bayong (red) wood beads.

This jellyfish has no poison sting, but you might because you'll look so SHARP wearing it!

Zappp!

Tiger Stripe Necklace - Spikey Mollusk House On Silver Chain

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 04:36:22 -0500

$45.00
Gurrrr. This Tiger Stripe Necklace will let them know you're a wild animal without saying a word.

This spikey sea shell measures about 1 X 1.5 inches and was a super cool house for some cute little snail. The tiger stripe shell hangs from 18 inches of sterling silver chain with an inch and a half of extension chain.
The shell is wrapped multiple times with sterling silver wire.
This is a stunning necklace that you'll love forever.

Don't worry, the Tiger Stripe Necklace is spikey but not sharp.

Yay mollusks!!!

Amethyst Shards Necklace

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:40:48 -0500

$85.00
The Greeks believed that Amethyst protected it's wearer from getting drunk. It doesn't. You can get totally wasted wearing this stunning Amethyst Shards Necklace.

These beautiful amethyst shards measure from 1/2 to 1 inch (1 1/2 to 2 1/2 cm) and vary slightly in size shape and color. Twenty two of them are perfectly wire wrapped with sterling silver wire to create this stunning show stopper. The necklace is finished with 3 inches of handmade sterling silver extension chain and a sterling silver lobster clasp. The Amethyst Shards Necklace can be worn at any length between 18 and 21 inches.

Remember to have a glass of water between each drink and two more before you go to bed.

Tugas Ring Necklace on Sterling Silver Chain

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:00:30 -0500

$42.00
Do you have a big fat Tugas? Do you wish your Tugas was lean and mean? Well this should help.

This neat tugas wood ring measures 1 1/8 inch (3 cm) across and is light as air. It hangs from 15 inches of doubled delicate sterling silver chain. WIth the ring and clasp this necklace measures 16 1/2 inches and has an additional two inches of sterling silver extension chain.

This matches these Tugas Ring Earrings http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=sr_list_2&listing_id=19702073
and would look great layered with other necklaces from Underoak Studios.

Just remember it's most important that your Tugas is healthy. That can happen at any size.

Malachite Slab Necklace on Sterling Silver Chain Number Two

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:43:10 -0500

$70.00
Have you taken a vow of silence and now it's driving you crazy? You wish you could just scream to express yourself but you're too stubborn to give up. Well express yourself with this Malachite Slab Necklace on Sterling SIlver Chain. You'll feel better.

This super cool Malachite Slab is 1/4 inch thick (1 cm), 1 1/4 inch wide (3 cm), and 1 3/4 inches high (4 cm). It hangs from a sterling silver wire wrap attached to 17 inches of delicate sterling silver chain and is finished by a large sterling silver lobster clasp and 2 inches of extension chain.

The Malachite Slab looks different on both sides and can be worn alone as a statement piece or layered with other Underoak Studios necklaces.

Why did you take a vow of silence anyway?

Little Silver Hammered Hearts

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 04:54:45 -0500

$22.00
These simple little earrings are super cute. Made of hammered sterling wire hand shaped and hammered, these earrings measure 1 1/4 inch (Just over 3 cm) from top to bottom.
This style looks really cute on and is great for everyday.

Grass Green Oblate Spheroid Earrings on Sterling Silver Hammered Hook

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 02:08:30 -0500

$24.00
The grass is always greener in somebody else's lake? No. The seaweed is... Basically just get these and other people will be green with envy.

These stunning grass green frosted resin spheroid beads measure 2/3 by 1/2 inch (around 20 by 12 mm). They float on hand forged sterling silver ear hooks which measure around 2 inches (5 cm) from loop to crook.

These would be great if you are an Orion Slave Girl and would like something to match your skin but not take away from your sparklie bikini.

They aren't too heavy but they aren't light either. If you only wear studs they might be a little heavy for you. If you wear larger earrings a lot they won't bug you.

Triple Grey Shell Tears Necklace

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:35:24 -0500

$45.00
Are you moody? Do you listen to Morrissey on a cloudy day and stomp around in your Doc's? Do you sit in the back in the silent movie theatre and write in your journal? Then this is the necklace for you to wear with an old men's shirt and black Dickies.

Three grey shell tear drops are 3/4 of an inch (2 cm) per side and are wire wrapped to make a pretty little triangle shape. They wabble a bit but they are very secure and lay flat on the skin with the triangle point facing up. Five of these shell groupings make up this 16 inch long necklace. The chain, lobster clasp, wire wrapps and the 2 inches (4 1/2 cm) of extension chain are all sterling silver.

This necklace would look great on it's own or layered with other pieces from Underoak Studios.

Grey IS the new black.

Chinese Unakite Oval Earrings on Gold Filled Hook

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:41:11 -0500

$24.00
Are you classy? I've always thought so. But you should hear what other people are saying about you. It isn't pretty. You should confuse them by buying something as classy as you.

These subtly fantastic Unakite Ovals are 6/8 of an inch by 1/2 inch. They float on a hand forged hammered hook which measures 1 1/2 inches from loop to crook.
These are lovely and warm and elegant.
These Unakite Ovals all vary and are all amazingly beautiful.

Large Gold Filled Hoop Earrings

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:36:56 -0500

$26.00
Are you a Golden Child? Are you as good as gold? Are you a gold digger? Well then these simple hoop earrings are for you.

These simple hand forged hammered hoops measure around 2 inches (5 cm) around. They are made from 14k gold filled wire.

That's it! Simple hoop earrings.

Get them while they're hot! (not actually hot)

White Shell Necklace on Sterling Silver Chain

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:33:38 -0500

$44.00
This is a stunner. If you walk into a room wearing just this necklace and nothing else I promise jaws will hit the floor. Weather it's a school dance or your day in court, wearing just this necklace and nothing else is absolutely going to get a big reaction. Try it!

This beautiful white snail shell measures 1 1/2 inches (4 cm) by 3/4 of an inch (2 cm). The mollusk house is wrapped in sterling silver wire and hangs from 18 inches of delicate sterling silver chain. Two inches of hand made sterling silver extension chain and a sterling silver lobster clasp finish off this simple and elegant necklace.

You can also wear this with clothes.

Honey Bee Necklace -Lemon Jade and Black Wood On Sterling Silver

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:43:11 -0500

$40.00
This Honey Bee Necklace is a great piece for layering with other Underoakstudios' necklaces.

Four groupings of black wood and lemon jade are joined by delicate sterling silver chain and perfect wire wraps. The necklace measures 16 inches with a half inch of extension chain and a little sterling lobster clasp. The honey bee necklace is so light you'll forget you have it on.

We're classing up these honey bee colors!

Five Pearl Circle Necklace

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:27:55 -0500

$45.00
Do you cry at weddings? Well you're bound to get a bit snotty too. Why not wear some Oyster Snot to match?

This pretty little necklace is made from 3/8 of an inch (1 cm) sterling silver circle that hangs from 16 inches of doubled delicate sterling silver chain. Five genuine pearls hang from the circle from sterling silver eye pins. A sterling silver lobster clasp and 2 inches of sterling silver extension chain close the deal.

If you are getting this necklace to match earrings in the Oyster Snot line I'd be happy to use the same pearls in all of them so they all match.

Bring some kleenex.

Medium Silver Hoop Earrings

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:19:12 -0500

$23.00
These hand forged hoops are a wardrobe essential. Weather you're an alien here studying us and attempting to fit in, or just a human who is visiting from the future these sterling silver hoop earrings will convince everyone that you belong.

These classic hoops measure 1 1/2 inches in diameter and hand forged from sterling silver wire.

If piercing your ears seems barbaric just look into the middle ages or peeing while wearing Spanx.

And remember, if you do anything like eat a whole live fish from a pond at the park or try to have a conversation with a cockroach, just smile and say "too many white wine spritzers"! Then everyone will laugh and you can exit the scene with dignity.

Bronzite Necklace

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:22:53 -0500

$80.00
Bronzite is a member of the orthopyroxene group of minerals, belonging with enstatite and hypersthene to the orthorhombic series of the group. But you already knew that.

What you don't know is how awesome this necklace is. These bronzite stones are about 1/2 inch (1 to 2 cm) wide and they're all subtly different. Perfect gold filled wire wraps join the stones together. From the gold filled lobster clasp to the first link of extension chain this stunning bronzite necklace measures 19 inches. It sits right at the collar bone and looks amazing. There is an additional 2 inch of perfectly hand made gold filled extension chain.

As you know bronzite is really a ferriferous variety of enstatite, which owing to partial alteration has acquired a bronze-like sub-metallic luster on the cleavage surfaces.

So luster up your cleavage surfaces with this bronzite necklace!

Spikey Shell Necklace on Sterling Silver Chain

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 02:40:36 -0500

$42.00
Are you a snooze fest? Do you go out and have nothing to talk about? Wear this Spikey Shell Necklace on Sterling Silver Chain and everyone will think you're interesting!!! You'll instantly have that certain something, and all of a sudden you'll be "mysterious" instead of "dull". You're welcome.

This pretty sea shell measures 1 inch (2.5 cm) at it's widest and 1/2 inch (1.5 cm) at it's smallest. Because of the shape of the shell it is secure with only one piece of wire wrapped around it. This beautiful black mauve and white shell hangs from 15 inches of sterling chain joined by a sterling silver lobster clasp and 1 1/2 inches of sterling silver extension chain.

Another thing you can do is ask questions about other people. They can talk about themselves for hours.

Mature Cunt Necklace - Libel and Label Yourself Sterling Silver

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:43:15 -0500

$40.00
Are you a cunt? Do you have a necklace that says you're a cunt? Own it sister. Eve Ensler would be proud.
This is a stealth way to riot girl.

This pretty little sterling silver cunt is just over 1 inch long and 1/2 inch tall (3cm by 1cm).
The cunt necklace hangs from sterling silver chain (21 inches) with two little genuine pearls and a little sterling lobster clasp.

I've worn the sample out several times, with great results :)

Every cunt is a little different, and made with care.

Slag, slut, and bitch coming soon!

Cute Necklace

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:36:10 -0500

$40.00
Cute Necklace in sterling silver. Are you cute? What is cute? Some combination of infant-like physical traits? A disproportionately large head and eyes? Playfulness, fragility, innocence, affectionate behavior, and round and soft body features?
If you are cute or like cute or are super hardcore and want to be ironic this is the necklace for you.

Cute measures about 1 inch (2 cm) long and 3/8 of an inch (1 cm) high. The necklace hangs from 16 inches of sterling silver chain and is joined by two genuine pearls, a sterling silver lobster clasp and a sterling silver jump ring.

A quick google of cute will do you good.

If you're vegan I'd be happy to use a sterling bead instead of the pearls. Just let me know in the note to seller during checkout.

Small Simple Silver Chandelier Earrings

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:57:56 -0500

$32.00
These are great for everyday. Light, simple, fashion forward.
A new airy sterling silver take on the classic chandelier.

This small version measures 2 3/4 inches from handmade hook to the bottom of the fringe. The size of the triangle is about an inch per side.
The fringe is random except for the middle which will always be longest.

Enjoy!

Malachite Slab Necklace on Sterling Silver Chain Number One

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:49:01 -0400

$70.00
Have you taken a vow of silence and now it's driving you crazy? You wish you could just scream to express yourself but you're too stubborn to give up. Well express yourself with this Malachite Slab Necklace on Sterling SIlver Chain. You'll feel better.

This super cool Malachite Slab is 1/4 inch thick (1 cm), 1 1/2 inch wide (3 1/2 cm), and 1 3/4 inches high (4 cm). It hangs from a sterling silver wire wrap attached to 17 inches of delicate sterling silver chain and is finished by a large sterling silver lobster clasp and 1 inch of extension chain.

The Malachite Slab looks different on both sides and can be worn alone as a statement piece or layered with other Underoak Studios necklaces.

Why did you take a vow of silence anyway?

OLD STOCK SALE- Clam Up with Silver and Yellow Glass

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:40:16 -0400

$12.00
This old sample is on crazy sale. It's still a great necklace that I could keep at a high price but I don't want to see it around here any more. Take it off my hands please!

This sweet little white clam shell measures 1.5 by 2 inches and is securley wrapped in sterling silver wire. The sterling chain with clear yellow glass beads measures 17 inches with an aditional 2 inches of extension chain.

OLD STOCK SALE Lemon Jade and Silver Bracelet

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:13:27 -0400

$25.00
This is the sample for this fantastic bracelet and I realized that it is so simple that I don't need to keep a sample! It is slightly tarnished to a goldish color in places.

This is the kind of bracelet you never take off. It measures 6 and 3/4 inches. I can make it bigger or smaller if you'd like, just leave a note when you purchase it.
The wire is sterling silver and the beads are a very sweet Lemon Jade.

Amethyst Shard Necklace on Sterling Silver Chain

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 18:50:37 -0400

$42.00
This could be a shard of the Dark Crystal, I'll check with my source and get back to you. It probably is though so be careful of Skeksis when you wear it. But the risk is totally worth it for this cool necklace.

The Amethyst is about 1 inch (2 cm) tall and 1/2 inch (1 cm) wide. It hangs from 16 inches of delicate sterling silver chain, joined by a sterling silver lobster clasp and 1 1/2 inches of sterling extension chain. You will get this shard or one very much like it, they are all beautiful.

I hope no one drains your living essence.

Black Onyx Square Necklace

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:22:10 -0400

$40.00
It's hip to be square.

This Black Onyx Square measures 3/8 of an inch (1 cm) and hangs from 15 inches of delicate sterling silver chain. It is finished by two sterling silver wire wraps, a sterling silver lobster clasp and one inch of sterling silver extension chain. If you would like a longer chain just let me know in the message to seller upon checkout. No problem!
This Black Onyx Square will loose it's chalkie sheen upon contact with your skin and develop a rich dark matte glow.

This necklace is great on it's own or layered with other Underoak Studios pieces.

Great for a square dance!

Muted Spiral Shell Necklace on Sterling Silver Chain

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 19:19:01 -0400

$40.00
I don't know what kind of snail used to live here. It might have been a real jerk. Some mollusks can be really inconsiderate. We'll never know. It might have been a real peach, but I can't make any promises. It's house is really pretty though.

This sea shell is very pretty. It measures 1 1/4 inches (3 cm) by 1/2 inch (1 1/2 cm) and is wrapped by sterling silver wire. The delicate sterling silver chain is 17 inches and is joined by a sterling silver lobster clasp and 2 inches of handmade extension chain.

I wonder what the ratio of nasty to nice in shellfish is anyway?

Peridot Spheres Bracelet on Sterling Silver

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 14:50:00 -0400

$35.00
This bracelet is made of Peridot not poison. No wicked queen has arranged for you to buy this and slowly be poisoned ugly so you're no longer a threat to her. It's just a pretty bracelet.

These pretty and rustic peridot beads are 2 to 3 mm in diameter. They are joined by sterling silver wire wraps and a sterling silver lobster clasp. The bracelet measures 7 inches (15 cm) but like all Underoak Studios bracelets can be easily adjusted to fit you.

You should really take care of this wicked queen thing though. It sounds like a really stressful thing to have hanging over your head. We all know stress makes you ugly... Take a hot bath and put on some relaxing music after you buy this bracelet. If anyone calls you lazy say you're just fighting evil.

Tiny Pearl Bracelet

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 20:38:14 -0400

$40.00
Do you love oyster snot? Well then you should wear it!

This pretty sterling silver and genuine pearl bracelet measures just shy of 7 1/2 inches (19 cm) but I can easily change it to fit your measurements. The genuine pearls are about 1/8 inch (3 mm) long and are very pretty. Perfect wire wraps in a very small gage of sterling silver wire hold these pearls together with a sterling silver lobster clasp and a sterling silver tag.

This bracelet would look great on it's own or layered with other Underoak Studios bracelets.

Watch out for the Walrus and the Carpenter little oysters.

Grey Shell Lariat Necklace on Sterling Silver Chain

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 19:26:08 -0400

$40.00
Dolly Parton says to "Tie Your Love in a Double Knot", but I recommend a single one because double knotting chain is never a good idea. I'm not saying country songs don't have good advice. I'm just saying you should consider your particular situation before you take an action you might regret.

This Grey Shell Lariat is very versatile. It is essentially two grey 3/4 of an inch (1 1/2 cm) shell circles on 26 inches of delicate sterling silver chain. I recommend you knot this lariat hand over hand like the first knot in a shoelace unless you never want to get it off. You can adjust the grey shell circles to fall together or apart anywhere along the length of the necklace.

These days love gets strained a lot.

You can also find these grey shell circles in a pair of earrings from Underoak Studios.

Seafoam Oblate Spheroid Earrings on Sterling Silver Hammered Hook

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 21:28:39 -0400

$24.00
These earrings would be perfect to commit a crime in. Weather it's a long or short con you'll misdirect everyone with your high fashion and your flashy smile. They'll never notice their missing poker chips or that errant yacht.

These seafoam frosted resin spheroid beads measure 2/3 by 1/2 inch. They float on hand forged sterling silver ear hooks which measure 1 1/2 inches from loop to crook.

These are hip and modern and fun! Don't get caught!

Teenie Tiny Blue Topaz on Silver Wire Bracelet

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 03:43:37 -0400

$42.00
This georgous bracelet is made from Blue Topaz Rondelles and a very extra tiny gage of sterling silver wire. At the moment it measures 7 3/4 inches, but please let me know how long you'd like it. Measure your wrist with a string and add about a 1/4 inch.
This beautiful piece is great for making an elegant delicate statement, or layered with other underoak bracelets.

Lavender Cube Earrings on Sterling Silver Hammered Hook

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 00:19:16 -0400

$21.00
These Lavender Cube Earrings are the perfect accessory. Especially if you're trying to make people believe you are a hip and happening human, and not a cyborg from the distant future here to collect um... gametes uncorrupted by radiation to repopulate the earth.

A cute little 1/4 inch lavender fiber optic glass cube is suspended on an sterling silver hammered ear hook. They measure about 1 1/2 inches from the bottom to where the crick sits in your ear.

These charming modern fiber optic cubes are really extra pretty when the sun shines on them. Like you they seem to have an inner glow.

Good luck assimilating, and please choose your sperm donors wisely.

Earrings in Graphic Feldspar and Gold

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 04:24:09 -0400

$24.00
These Graphic Feldspar and gold earrings are your ticket to classy! Face it, these are pretty. You'll just have to learn to deal with it.

The graphic feldspar squares measure 1/2 inch (1 cm) on a side and the gold hand forged earring hook is almost 1 1/2 inches (3 cm) from loop to ear crook.

These are light and will bring out the gold in any skin tone.

OLD STOCK SALE Aquamarine On Silver Circles With Chain Tassel

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 03:39:47 -0400

$20.00
These unique earrings measure 2" from the top of the ear wire to the bottom of the tassel. The 1/4 inch piece of aquamarine is swings from two circles and suspends 1/2 inch of delicate tassle. These are unusual and simple earrings great for any occasion.

Silver Wire Drop with Peridot Dots

Sat, 03 Oct 2009 13:22:13 -0400

$58.00
This silver wire pendant measures one inch from the top of the loop. The Necklace is 19 inches with an additional 2.5 inches of extension chain. Small green peridot beads are perfectly and evenly wire wrapped and a small lobster clasp joins this necklace in the back.
This elegant and simple necklace contains only 925 sterling silver and genuine peridot. TImeless and designed to last a lifetime.

Brown Mollusk House On Silver Chain

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 01:44:36 -0400

$40.00
This sweet brown and white shell measures one inch long by one half inch wide. This is really a beautiful shell and would look good seen from the front or the back. The sterling silver wire wraps are simple and unobtrusive, yet secure. The shell is suspended from a 15 inch piece of sterling chain and joined by a large sterling lobster clasp and a 925 sterling silver tag.

Colorless Facets on Silver Chain Bracelet

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 19:42:12 -0400

$34.00
If you want to add a touch of Diamonds are a Girls Best Friend (without supporting the southern african corporate military industrial complex and human rights abuses) then this is the bracelet for you!
Nine pretty faceted glass rounds are suspended by perfect sterling wire wraps and sterling chain. A small lobster clasp and 925 sterling silver tag join this piece which can be clasped at 7 or 7 1'4 inches.

Necklace of Brecciated Jasper on Gold

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 12:14:55 -0400

$75.00
This necklace is perfect for a v-neck. Or a key party!

Three tumbled nuggets of Brecciated Jasper are suspended by 14K Gold wire wraps on this simple and elegant 16 inches of gold filled chain. Two inches of 14K hand wrapped extention chain join this powerful piece in the back with a gold filled lobster clasp.

Draw attention in a classy way to your lovely lady bumps!