i opened a rehabilitation center for furniture to come to. it's a locked facility where furniture can detox from the years of inhalation of toxic furniture polish (aka "Pledge") and find it's inner child. i teach furniture how to be fun, whimsical and not afraid. it's a happy place. by the time they complete their 10-12 step program, they are ready to return to society a happier, more colorful and stable work of art. 'cuz isn't that what we all are anyway. furniture.
