ChronicIllnessTees

Pennsburg, Pennsylvania

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May include: A dark gray t-shirt with white text that reads "The Prednisone Made Me Do It!" and a cartoon image of a yellow rubber duck holding a knife.

Prednisone Made Me Do It Funny T-Shirts Snarky Autoimmune Tees Blame Personality on Prednisone Humor Flare Day

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May include: A light blue graphic with the text "I'M FLARING BECAUSE" above a pie chart. The chart's segments list reasons for feeling unwell, including "Weather changed by a degree" and "Immune system chose violence."

I'm Flaring Because Funny Pie Chart T-shirts Tees Gifts Chronic Illness Autoimmune Lupus Flaring Up Flare Day

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May include: A white button with the text "WHEN I SAID I WANTED TO BE MYSTERIOUS & FASCINATING I DIDN'T MEAN MEDICALLY" in blue and black. The button is pinned to a blue denim jacket.

Said Wanted Mysterious Fascinating Not Medically Funny Pins Buttons Autoimmune Chronic Illness Medical Mystery

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May include: A white button with a rainbow, clouds, and the text "I identify as a medical disaster".

I Identify As A Medical Disaster Pins Buttons Funny Chronic Illness Autoimmune Medical Mystery Nightmare Humorous Chronically Ill

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May include: A white button with the text "MY JOINTS + ARE HELD + TOGETHER + WITH HOPE" in a gradient of blue, purple, and pink. The text is surrounded by small star shapes.

My Joints Held Together With Hope Funny Pins Buttons Joint Pain Connective Tissue Arthritis EDS Autoimmune Humorous Pins

$5.28

May include: A white cartoon character with a simple face and arms raised in the air says "NO" in large white letters. The text above the character reads "Mast Cells, You Gonna Behave Today?!!!"

Mast Cells You Gonna Behave No Funny T-Shirts MCAS Mast Cell Activation Syndrome Spoonies Humorous Tees

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May include: A teal crew neck t-shirt featuring the white distressed text PROUD OWNER OF USELESS LEGS printed on the chest. The shirt has a Comfort Colors brand label visible at the inner neckline, indicating a size large.

Proud Owner Useless Legs T-Shirts Funny Disabled Disability Prosthetic Legs Wheelchair Humorous Tees

$20.78

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May include: Black hoodie with white text that reads "me: what else could go wrong? body: I'm glad you asked."

What Else Could Go Wrong Glad You Asked Hoodies Funny Chronic Illness Spoonie Autoimmune Sweatshirts

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May include: Black t-shirt with white text that reads "My immune system has chosen the dark side."

My Immune System Chosen Dark Side T-Shirts Funny Autoimmune Disorders Immunocompromised Humorous Tees

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May include: White t-shirt with black text that reads "I'm on Meth Otrexate" in bold letters. The word "Otrexate" is in red.

I'm on METHotrexate T-Shirts Funny Autoimmune Disorder Lupus MCTD Rheumatoid Arthritis Humor Tees

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Everything Hurts Whiny B*tch About It T-Shirts Funny Chronic Pain Fibro EDS RA Back Neck Pain Tees

Everything Hurts Whiny B*tch About It T-Shirts Funny Chronic Pain Fibro EDS RA Back Neck Pain Tees

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May include: A square sticker with a black background and white text titled DOCTOR TRANSLATIONS. It lists five phrases in colored speech bubbles with arrows pointing to their meanings: INTERESTING, YOU'RE VERY SELF-AWARE, THAT'S UNUSUAL, IT'S PROBABLY ANXIETY, and LET'S MONITOR IT.

Doctor Translations Funny Stickers Decals Funny Medical Gaslighting Chronic Illness Pain Dismissive Doctors Humorous

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May include: A white die-cut sticker featuring the red text DO YOU SUFFER FROM CHRONIC ILLNESS? followed by black text that reads: Just eat healthier foods, exercise, socialize, try yoga, get more sunlight, think positive thoughts, & do all the other things chronic illness prevents you from doing.

Do You Suffer From Chronic Illness Funny Stickers Decals Chronically Ill Autoimmune Disorders Humorous Spoonies

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May include: White t-shirt with the text "DON'T HAVE A DISORDER!" in blue and "YOU'RE MAKING EVERYONE UNCOMFORTABLE" in red. The design includes a rainbow and a smiling yellow star.

Don't Be Chronically Ill Disorder Making Uncomfortable Funny Mental Health Illness T-Shirts Humorous Autoimmune Sarcasm Tees

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May include: A white sticker with the text "DON'T BE DISABLED!" in red, above a rainbow and a smiling yellow star. Below, the text reads "YOU'RE MAKING EVERYONE UNCOMFORTABLE" in blue.

Don't Be Disabled Making Everyone Uncomfortable Funny Disabled Stickers Decals Humorous Disability Sarcasm Anti Ableism

$4.73

May include: A square sticker with a black background and rounded corners featuring the white text "meh. I've been gaslit by better." in a clean, sans-serif font. The design is simple, high-contrast, and centered on the sticker surface.

Meh Gaslit By Better Stickers Decals Funny Medical Gaslighting Chronic Illness Pain Humorous Chronically Ill

$4.91

May include: A rectangular sticker featuring a pie chart titled DOCTOR VISIT THOUGHTS. The chart uses blue, orange, yellow, purple, green, and cyan segments. A legend lists the phrases Fuck This, Fuck That, Fuck Off, Fuck You, Fuck It, and Fuckin Fuckers.

Doctor's Appointments Thoughts Pie Chart Funny Stickers Decals Chronic Illness Medical Gaslighting Humorous

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May include: A rectangular sticker with a black background and rounded corners. The white text reads: probably the sickest i've ever been in my whole life except for a bunch of other times. The font style mimics a hand-drawn, chalk-like appearance.

Sickest Ever Been Except Other Times Funny Stickers Decals Chronic Illness Chronically Ill Autoimmune Funny Spoonie Humorous

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May include: A cartoon illustration of a plague doctor wearing a black robe and a long beak mask. The doctor is holding a staff with a bird's wings and a sphere on top. The text "Hast thou tried leeches?" is written below the doctor.

Hast Thou Tried Leeches Funny Stickers Decals Chronic Illness Mental Health Plague Doctors Have You Tried Yoga Humorous Anti RFK Jr

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May include: White hoodie with the text "DON'T BE DISABLED!" in red, above a cartoon star and rainbow graphic. Below, the text reads "YOU'RE MAKING EVERYONE UNCOMFORTABLE" in blue.

Don't Be Disabled Making Everyone Uncomfortable Funny Hoodies Humorous Disability Sarcasm Anti Ableism Sweatshirts Gifts

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May include: Black coffee mug with white text that reads "I'm here. I flare. My joint pain is moderate to severe."

I'm Here I Flare My Joint Pain Moderate Severe Mugs Funny Rheumatoid Arthritis EDS Humorous Cups

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May include: Black t-shirt with white text that reads "I'm here. I flare. My joint pain is moderate to severe."

I'm Here I Flare My Joint Pain Moderate Severe T-Shirts Funny Rheumatoid Arthritis EDS Humorous Tees

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May include: Black hoodie with white text that reads "I'm here. I flare. My joint pain is moderate to severe."

I'm Here I Flare My Joint Pain Moderate Severe Hoodies Funny Rheumatoid Arthritis EDS Humorous Sweatshirts

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F*ck Long Covid Mug 11 Oz : F*ck Long Covid Awareness Ribbon Mugs Long Haulers

F*ck Long Covid Mug 11 Oz : F*ck Long Covid Awareness Ribbon Mugs Long Haulers

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Proud Owner Useless Lungs T-Shirts Funny Lung Disease COPD Asthma Lung Cancer Pulmonary Fibrosis Tees

Proud Owner Useless Lungs T-Shirts Funny Lung Disease COPD Asthma Lung Cancer Pulmonary Fibrosis Tees

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May include: Black hoodie with a pink rectangle and white text that reads "I'm basically 3 chronic illnesses in a trench coat". A silhouette of a person wearing a trench coat and hat is inside the pink rectangle.

Funny Chronic Illnesses Hoodie : 3 Chronic Illnesses in a Trench Coat Hoodies Humor for Chronic Illnesses Autoimmune Disorders

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May include: Black hoodie with white text that reads "breast cancer is a hoe" with the word "cancer" in pink.

Breast Cancer Is A Hoe Hoodies Funny Breast Cancer Patient Tees Humorous Hilarious Gift Ideas

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May include: Black coffee mug with white text that reads "I'm basically 3 chronic illnesses in a trench coat". The text is in a pink rectangle with a black silhouette of a person in a trench coat and hat inside.

3 Chronic Illnesses in a Trench Coat Funny Chronic Illnesses Mugs 11 Oz Humor for Chronically Ill Autoimmune Cups

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May include: Black and white text on a black background that reads "Everything Hurts & I'm Being a Whiny Little B*tch About It!"

Everything Hurts Whiny B*tch About It Hoodies Funny Chronic Pain Fibro EDS RA Back Neck Pain Humorous

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May include: Two black hoodies with humorous text. One hoodie says "Do You Suffer From BACK" in white and yellow lettering. The other says "Don't Worry, It Gets WORSE" on the back. Both hoodies have a drawstring hood and a front pocket.

Do You Suffer From Back It Gets Worse Funny Hoodies Sweatshirts Back Pain Injury Lower Chronic Pain Gifts

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May include: Black t-shirts with humorous text. One shirt reads "Don't Worry, It Gets WORSE" in yellow lettering. The other shirt says "Do You Suffer From BACK" in yellow lettering. The shirts are worn by a couple.

Do You Suffer From Back It Gets Worse Funny Tees T-shirts Back Pain Injury Lower Chronic Pain Gifts

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May include: Black ceramic mug with the text "MY BODY'S TRYING TO KILL ME" in white, crossed out with red lines. The mug has a black handle and a glossy finish.

My Body's Trying To Kill Me Mugs Funny Autoimmune Disorder Immune System Humorous Cups

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May include: Black hoodie with white text that reads "Does This Shirt Make Me Look Epileptic?"

Does Shirt Make Me Look Epileptic Hoodies Funny Epilepsy Sweatshirts Humorous Seizures Gift Ideas

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May include: A black and white graphic design with a vintage style sunset background. The graphic shows a person in a wheelchair with the text "I still run better than American Healthcare".

Funny Disabled Hoodies I Still Run Better Than American Healthcare Humorous Wheelchair Handicapped

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May include: Black coffee mug with a retro-style graphic that says "I still run better than American Healthcare". The graphic features a person in a wheelchair with a colorful striped background.

Funny Disabled Mugs I Still Run Better Than American Healthcare Humorous Wheelchair Handicapped Cups

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May include: A light blue t-shirt with a black and red graphic of a shark biting a person. The text "LET'S CUDDLE" is printed on the shirt.

Funny T-Shirt Let's Cuddle Shark : Humorous Shirt for Over Friendly Shark Into Cuddling Not Attacking Funny Tee

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Last updated on Feb 4, 2025
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About ChronicIllnessTees

T-shirts + mugs for people with chronic illnesses

Sales 1,468
On Etsy since 2024

T-shirts + mugs for people with chronic illnesses

Funny Chronic Illnesses & Autoimmune Disorder T-Shirts & Mugs for Spoonies

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    Rachel Goldstein

    Owner

    My name is Rachel and I have a ton of chronic illnesses that have messed me up but have at least made me funnier (some of which are MCTD, Rheumatoid Arthritis, Erythromelagia, Psoriasis, Dysautonomia, PoTS, IBS, etc).

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  • Printer Packing & Shipping Company

    Wilmington, DE

    A fulfillment company for small retailers

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