Announcement    Oh hey! I made this stuff. I'm Heather.

So look. Etsy says that if I write something about myself here, then you'll feel like you know me a little and be more likely to buy my stuff. That sounds exhausting for both of us, but, ok, let's do this.

I sort of have two tandem philosophies when it comes to what I make. I want to express something from deep within my guts, because if I excavate my (emotional) guts (not my real guts, gross), then maybe I can come upon some truth about being human and we can all feel a little better about what we're doing here. At the same time, I'm a goofball with an incessant need to entertain those around me. I like making people laugh, because this is a very hard and scary world to be in and sometimes you need a bad pun and a cheerful drawing of testicles.

So that's the art side. I also like romping around nature, writing stream of consciousness stories, and eating snacks.

So yeah, I'm going to keep making nice things and listing them on Etsy every few weeks, and you're out there somewhere hopefully doing the things that make you happy, too. Awesome. And if you actually read this and feel like buying something, I'd just like to say thanks in advance. That's the best. I'm going to do a little dance when I see the notification, and it's going to involve a lot of shoulders.