MelancholyGreetings' Shop Policies
Thank you for your interest in my shop!
Since 2006 I have strived to create products that appeal to even the most discerning Depression Enthusiast. I like to think of every card as an existential crisis in an envelope.
Sorry, cash and personal checks are not accepted at this time.
All items ship via USPS First Class mail (unless stated otherwise).
Please allow at least 3-5 business days for all orders placed within the U.S.
Please allow at least 5-7 business days for all orders placed outside the U.S.
Refunds and Exchanges
Please contact me directly with all queries, comments, quandaries and/or conundrums. Despite my downbeat demeanor I am more than happy to assist you.
Additional Policies and FAQs
This shop contain images and/or ideas of a depressing or enervating nature.
The artist cannot assume responsibility for any subsequent funks, fugues, or general declination in fecundity resulting from viewing of said melancholy merchandise.
The artist strongly cautions idealists, optimists, and those with a frustrating tendency to be upbeat and preternaturally happy to purchase products from this shop at their own peril.
Last Updated November 13, 2013