Ladeeeeez and Jellyspoons, Baubles and Gerbils! Welcome to the monsterous world of Monsterosity and the Midnight Circuuuuus.
Be Amazed! Be Dazzled! Be Captivated! Be scared! As you enter the whimsical world of the Midnight Circus and the creatures of the underworld.
Tonight, here in our very own Big Top, right before your very eyes, a fabulous array of acts has been assembled for your delight and delectation. Dance with our devils, cheer with our cavorting carnival Girls...marvel at our magnificent monsters...give a bravo to our brave beetle warriors....and hold your breath at our most monsterous of monsters. All this and more before the night is out.
Step right up, step right up. This way to the fabulous Midnight Circus. Come one, come all, and see the most amazing sights in the universe. And the most amazing thing of all is, that entrance is free. That's right folks, you don't pay a cent to get in. You pay to get out, but the cost of that is up to youuuuu. So step this way.
That's right, lady; thank you, sir; you're most welcome, young fellow-me-lad. Are we all in, now? Great! Then let the show begin!