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Tired of buying haunted jewelry from the internet, only to find the spirit inside is damaged or willful, or has somehow escaped? Rule of Three is proud to announce the Bind Spirit burning scroll - a breakthrough in spirit capturing technology. Rule of Three's Bind Spirit Kits put you in control. Through our unique system, we give you the tools you need to capture your own astral companion.
WE ARE NOT A BINDERY! Big commercial spirit binderies cut costs by pre-summoning spirits to follow the latest fashions and fads. This can leave hundreds of entities bound to merchandise that will never be used. Home spirit binding reduces waste and prevents neglect. Support astral rights and BUY HOME-SUMMONED!
WARNING: Bind Spirit burning scrolls are for astral beings rated 4 (hemidemisemiquasigod) and under. We cannot be blamed or held liable if you go off and try to seal a major drake with one. Use only as directed.
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MORE NEW!! 4/1 SPRING CLEANING SALE!!!!! This morning, I was visited by a spirit in the form of an ant who told me that today was a day for change, a day for triumph - today was a day for fools! There is nothing wrong with foolishness, my friends, nothing wrong at all. So for those who are fool enough to buy magic items clearly labeled as fake, I have cosmically slashed my prices!
Burning scrolls are now $41 in honor of this, the holiest of days on the Rule of Three calendar. Sacred Chalk is now $5, which, blessedly, just happens to be 4+1! Remember: Rule of Three products are imbued with the highest concentrations of synchronicity allowable by law. Accept no substitutes.
(Thanks to seller antb for letting me know they're discussing Rule of Three on the Regretsy forums. And thanks to the Regretsy forumites for totally getting me. <3)
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NEW! It has been brought to my attention through the powerful magicks of Regretsy that inexpensive spellwork might be taken for a scam. (http://bit.ly/cEe3DA) In order to assure all our customers that Rule of Three products are 100% genuine, I have added a 0 to the end of all our prices. This way, you know you're getting the real thing. Namaste, bitches! -Haley
All Rule of Three products come with a Certificate of Quackery to assure you that none of claims made in this installation are in any way true. See my Profile for details.
Rule of Three offers innovative Magickal instruments, designed using family tradition and deep intuitive insight. Burning Scrolls are a new development in the gathering, sealing and release of magickal energy. They can be activated inside or outside the Circle, and store easily. They do NOT require charging in a box or bag, unlike ensorcelled stones.
We offer the highest spell potency in the tri-County area.
Dallas,