screwyoumartha

Welcome to my shop where you will find handmade jewelry, housewares, and aprons, as well as some vintage finds. My items are fun and a little rough around the edges ...just like you! I'm also a new store, so please look around, shop, and return as I will be adding more and more.

I aim to create charming items that you can still kick butt in. You won't find $50 satin sachet bags filled with heirloom lavender grown on my multi-million dollar farm in New England; but you will find affordable gifts for any mustache party, tea party, or lucha libre extravaganza.