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shortorderverse's Shop Announcement

Need to make a statement but aren't the wordy type? Order up a personalized poem to get the job done! Short-Order Verse transforms details you provide into perfectly seasoned, hot-off-the-grill word creations perfect for any of the following uses and occasions:

Birthday
Anniversary
Mother's/Father's Day
Valentine's Day
Going away
Graduation
New home
Thank you
Retirement
Baby shower
Engagement/marriage/baby announcement
Wedding favor or favor tag
Wedding toast
Wedding gift
Bridal attendant gift
Wedding shower
Greeting card text
Invitation text
Holiday letter
Product label

Short-Order Verse is also happy to provide poems for events beyond the Hallmark spectrum. Have a presidential inauguration on the horizon? Need to address menopause, weight loss or divorce? Just say the word!

Sample poems can be seen in the item description; more samples are available at www.shortorderverse.com.

10% of Short-Order Verse sales are donated to Citizens Energy (www.citizensenergy.com).

Poems average 20-24 lines and are generally written and sent within seven days of order and payment receipt, but requests for rush orders and longer or shorter specialty pieces are welcome (fees may vary from standard). A discount applies to orders of more than one poem. If you require rush service, a longer or shorter custom piece or multiple poems, please convo with a description of your needs for pricing and turnaround time. If you need something else entirely, let me know via Alchemy and chances are I'll be up for the challenge!

Thanks for visiting!