smallandpissed

Happy May Day! I couldn't be more thrilled that my move is officially over. I have already chosen the spot in which I am going to die, if only to avoid ever having to move again.
Because of the move, my next series, Marginalia, is way behind schedule. Please be patient while I try to locate all my crap hidden somewhere on the slopes of box mountain.

Oh, and in honor of never, ever moving again SCREWTHAT entered into the coupon code box at checkout will get you 25% off and several handfuls of gratitude.

If you are looking for my vintage charms they now have their own shop: http://www.etsy.com/shop/theonlysaneperson I will be listing all of the charms that were once in this shop, plus others and lots of strange vintage finds. It was always my plan for smallandpissed to be about my artwork, and move my vintage to another shop. Sorry for the inconvenience.


My work has been featured on these blogs:
http://www.regretsy.com/2011/06/28/shopping-is-fun-again/
http://www.thecupcakeblog.com/tag/vicious-cupcake-9-dr-felix-goodewrench/#
http://athenasarmoury.blogspot.com/
http://dragonmummasenvy.blogspot.com/
http://threeoldkeys.blogspot.com/2011/09/promoting-pear.html
http://ldeandyment-soiwasthinking.blogspot.com/


If you are a genius and have realized that you can't live without one of my pieces, but are concerned about plopping down all the cash for one at once, I'd be happy to set up a payment plan, like lay-away, just convo me.


Items from my shop have been featured in these treasury lists:
http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4d65273cd2ca6d918dd61d58/smile?ref=pr_treasury

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4d5c11724d518eeff99429a6/sewing-while-waiting-for-spring

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4d74f8e2e6e46d915725e51d/surfs-up-brah

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4d75e20231638eef67691e52/folklore

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4d7ec6d98cac8eef1fc0ccac/once-upon-a-time

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4d8178f8efce6d911fcaaf1c/garden-of-gratitude

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4d8aa2bf0b506d91881afa29/spying-eyes-theyre-watching-you#4d8b4c4ea1f36d91ee13a14f

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4d8f44d7012a8eef7545a2fe/yeah-yeah-yeah-shes-a-mod-girl

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4d94b6ce87c98eefc6c7fc02/i-love-paris-in-the-springtime

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4d9e06a1642a6d9190ba38f7/archaeological-dig

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4da08816a75f6d9153d68aea/metallic

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4da607e736bb8eefafce1e83/the-rain-in-spain

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4db06e6fef0b6d91083a5a0f/take-a-stroll-outside

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4db0fb34f2076d91f7cf38de/amber

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4db224df37668eef37b0d846/some-subdued-spring-shopping

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4db981870e118eef73dcb3af/very-charming-charms

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4dc0cb90ef478eef68221097/all-around-me-are-familiar-faces

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4dd70fe5e2d96d91498cefaa/upstairs-downstairs

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4dd805d006156d9199291bfa/1001-arabian-tales

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4dd96b93491e6d910dbef14c/tea-time

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4dded109cebb6d91c3a03d2e/lol

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4de536ac6dcd6d91f8b63e4a/cupcakes-and-special-snowflakes

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/ODU2MjE3NXwzMDYyMDU4MjU/eat-it?

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/4dec39388d306d9183876236/world-of-watering-cans

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NTY0MTMxM3wzMzg3ODE5MjA/about-face

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NjU4Mjg1MHwzMTA2NjIyMjY/morbid-monday

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/Njk5OTU5N3wzNTExMTA2NzI/a-secret-garden

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/Nzg1OTEwNnwzNDc2MjE5ODI/once-bitten-twice-shy

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTA3NDg1MTl8MzUyMzYyMDAz/like-fine-wine

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NTU5NjEzM3wzNjkyMTM2MDE/sunny-days-at-the-farm

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTAyNDYyMjh8Mzc0NjkwNDQz/irony

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NTQ3MHwzODczMTAzNDM/whimsicle

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NTk1MTc4OXw0MTM5OTgwMjU/just-another-day-in-my-head

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NjQ1NTA5NHw0MjQ1NjMzMDI/etsys-got-tons-of-stuff-for-kids-too

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NjQ1NTA5NHw0MjU4MDI0Mzg/lick-me

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTUxMTc1NjR8NDI3OTkyNjY0/mend-my-soul-with-shades-of-sage

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/ODg5NjYyMnw0Mjg1NTk1MTE/food-that-eats-you

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NDM5NzN8NDMwNjA1NjU1/food-for-the-soul

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NjQ1NTA5NHw0MzI2MTEwNzk/from-the-garden-to-the-table

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTIzMzc2NjB8NDMyMDgzNjQ4/ooh-la-la

NSFW MATURE http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTU0MDc4NjZ8NDMyNjEzMTMw/beware-of-trouser-snakes

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/OTMzNjYwMHw0MzM2NTcwMDE/lets-go-to-country-fair

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NTMxOTA4M3wzOTUyMjQ3OTE/get-out-of-my-room

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NzU1NzM2NHw0MzMzNzAwOTg/do-eat-your-cupcake

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTQ1NzM3OTB8NDM4NDc5MDU2/aa-help-a-friend-in-need-treasury

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NzY5NTkwOHw0NDUwNjk0Mjk/dont-even-bother-looking-your-mind?ref=pr_treasury

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTU1Mzg1Mzl8NDY0NjUwMjg3/im-going-to-eat-you-all-up-and-not-gain

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NzE1OTE1Nnw0NjkyMzAwMzc/the-sweet-things-in-life

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTQ2NTk5MTR8NDczNjE3ODg4/auntie-oddettes-peculiarium

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/OTA1NjcyOHw0ODIzMzg3ODQ/green-dream-machine

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTA1NjgxMzd8NDg0Mzk4ODU0/be-the-envy-of-all-your-friends

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTMxNjEzNzF8NDkwMDE3NDE5/all-work-and-no-play-makes-me-crazy

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTMwMjc5MTl8NDk0MDg1NjQx/v-love

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NTgzMDMwOXw1MDE3OTMwNTM/its-chocolate-ly-delicious

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NjQ1NTA5NHw1MDkxMDc3MTI/pear-perfection

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NTg4MTUxMXw1MTA2NTkzODQ/fall-into-fun

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NjQ1NTA5NHw1MDg0MTU2Nzc/black-raspberries

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MjI2Mnw1MzgxMzQ4MDI/steamy-dreams

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NjQ1NTA5NHw1MzY2MzM2NzM/do-you-prefer-apples-or-pears?

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NTM2OTE5N3w1MzM3NDA4NTc/moody

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTI3NzEyNzh8NTI1NTAyNDIw/cupcakes-and-muffins

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NjM3NTkwM3w1NDQ1NjIzMjQ/cats-bats-hats-and-boooooooo

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NzA0NDE3Nnw1NTg3ODk2ODk/lactose-intolerance

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NTQxMzk0OXw1NTcyMTQ1MDI/fantasy-attack

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTU2Mjg5MDl8NTY3MDEzNjcz/cupcake-fever

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTUxNTMxNzJ8NTc3MDk5OTI3/wee-dolls-to-adore

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NTIzMzI0NHw1ODIxMDkwMzQ/creepies-crawlies-mythical-beasties-and

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTU3MjQ4MjJ8NTgyODI3Mjk4/needs-supervision

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTA5Nzk1MDV8NTkwMjU3Mjkz/cupcakes-to-soothe-the-soul

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/ODI3MDN8NTkwNDcyMDI0/what-will-be-left-after-the-zombies

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/OTc2NTk3M3w1OTU1MjM1NzU/trick-or-treat

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/ODc0NzE4N3w2MDE3MDU1NTk/tentacle-cupcake-heart-hug

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTMxNTI2OTZ8NjA1MDAyOTEy/voices-overheard

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NTY5NjI0MHw2MTAzNDM4NDc/strawberries-and-cream

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTQ1MjE4NzV8NjMwMTk1NDMy/pears-in-the-summertime

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NTc0fDYzMTI1MTQzMw/i-got-the-gimmes

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTEzNzMxMjl8NjEyMTkyMTQx/keepin-it-weird

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTAxNTQwMjB8NjMzODY0Njc1/stay-warm-and-creepy

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/ODk0MjI5MXw2MzY1Nzg3MTg/cupcake-patrol

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NjU1MTM5MHw2NTQ5OTkxMDc/mute-but-heard

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/Njc4NjA4MXw2OTYzNzQ4NjY/spooky-things-i-love

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTMwNjR8Njg3NTM1NTk2/silly-old-timers

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTQwNjcyNTR8NzAzNzk0OTkx/mudpies-with-moxie

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTQwNjcyNTR8NzEwMzgyMzMz/artitude

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/ODc4NDYxNHw3MTMzOTE2MTQ/spooookie

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/OTMzNjYwMHw3MzYyNTQyMTc/pumpkin-met-some-friends

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTQyMjQ4OTB8NzY0NDQzMzY0/anthropomorphic

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTI5NjM5NDl8NzkwNzYwNzA0/keep-calm-theyre-in-the-oven

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NzkyNDE5Mnw4MDY0OTI4NDQ/chartreuse

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NTE1OTE3OXw4MDk0ODgwMjU/open-your-mouth

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTQxNjQwNzR8ODIwNzc5ODEz/a-l-l-k-i-n-d-s

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/ODA5MTQwMnw4MzMzNzc1NTU/tongue-and-cheek

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NTUzNDEzOXw4NDEzNDQ1MjU/bon-appetit-booo

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/ODcxODIzOXw4NTk0MjQzMDk/monster-mash

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/OTA2NTkwNnw4NjAzMzUxMDM/evil-walks-beside-us

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTQ5OTMxMzh8ODcyNjIxMTA0/monster

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTQ4ODE5ODN8ODc0MzE0NjQ0/women

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTYzMTg4NDN8ODc5NDEyMTMz/killer-kupcakes-from-outer-space

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTAyNzM2NjN8ODkzNjEzODk1/give-it-another-gander

www.etsy.com/treasury/NTU4MDgzMHw5MDM2MDkwNTY/dreamscape

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTIxMzU4NTF8OTIyNDE1MzE5/figurines

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NjI4NTI3Mnw5NTA2NzIwMDY/vicious-cupcake

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NjM0NjQ2OXw5NTc4NjE0MzA/uh-oh-whats-that

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/OTcyMTB8OTY5MjA3NjUx/things-for-a-nerd

NSFW: http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NTM4MjYxMXwxMDQwMzE0MjEz/its-finally-sunday

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NTk5OTU4MXwxMDcyNzI1MjEy/pretty-darn-sneaky-or-how-to-make

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTY1MjY0NDZ8MTA5NDIwMDM5Mg/pick-a-pear

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTAyMTMyNTF8MTEyNDExMzM4Nw/feminist

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTcxODQ4NTF8MTE0NTkyNjMyNg/cupcake-time

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTQ3NjU2Mjd8MTE0Mjc0OTE1Mg/geeky-fun

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/NzA0MTU5NHwxMTg4MDc4NDIw/natural-science

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTAzMTQwNTh8MTE4NTc3NTQ0NQ/pears-are-beautiful-too

http://www.etsy.com/treasury/MTI0OTE5OTV8MTMzMzk0MzgwOA/greenish