supervelma

Home of the original Embroidered Kanye West Tweets as seen on Regretsy, Jezebel, The Village Voice, Gawker, NPR and the Huffington Post (among other places) - If your life isn't complete without one, please see the FAQ below!

Now, you can like Drop Dead Quirky on Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/DropDeadQuirky


****A NOTE ABOUT THE TWEETS (it's in all-caps, so you know it's important)**** Thanks to the Regretsy feature, I've gotten an influx of orders (which is awesome), but I'm not a collective, so these orders might take a while and I've started a waiting list - If you want to be on it, let me know and please know that I'm stitching as quickly as I can and I appreciate every single second of this (CF4L, y'all).

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Embroidered Tweet FAQ:

Q) How much are the tweets?
A) $45 each plus shipping ($6 in the US, $12 internationally) (and I've heard that some sites had them listed at $6 each, but... you guys, YOU GUYS, these are done BY HAND and each one takes, like, half a day to complete. I mean, really. Come on)

Q) Are you offering any discounts?
A) I you order 3 or more, you get free domestic shipping! (Also, in my other life, I'm a writer, so if you are responsible for me getting a book deal or literary agent, I'll give you a free tweet of your choice)

Q) Do I have to pick from the tweets pictured?
A) Nope, each one is hand-stitched to order, you can choose whichever one(s) will make your life complete

Q) Can I add text or a name to a tweet to personalize it?
A) Sorry, no, not unless it's a tweet from your own personal twitter account

Q) Can you do things that aren't Tweets? Facebook or Tumblr posts? Movie quotes? Weird pop culture references?
A) Sure, why not? Contact me for prices and possibilities

Q) How do I get one?
A) I will periodically put up listings in my shop for them, if they're not currently listed in my shop, but you're dying to have one, send me a message here or an email at supervelma (at) gmail . com and I'll see what I can do.

Q) What do you do for a living?
A) Right now, I'm unemployed, so... this is what I do. I'm also a photographer, fiction writer and maker of awesome cheesecakes, so if you know anyone who wants to pay me to do any of those, lemme know! (Free tweet of your choice to anyone who is responsible for helping me get a literary agent or a book deal )

Q) What if I have more questions?
A) feel free to send me a message or email me - I do my best to answer every message and email

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*******PLEASE NOTE******* I send the package to the address on your paypal payment (that is my only protection from Paypal as a seller) - if that has the wrong address on it and the package is returned to me, there will be a $25 charge for reshipping the package (that includes the cost of reshipping and the annoyance factor - not to be a bitch, but... it helps us both out if you get the package on the first try - in other words - PLEASE DOUBLECHECK YOUR ADDRESS)

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I like things and stuff. Sometimes I make things and stuff.

Most of my embroidery pieces are one of a kind, because most of them are experiments, but I'm generally open to remaking a piece or taking commissions.

For additional samples of my photography, embroidery, and other stuff, you can check out my Flickr

http://www.flickr.com/photos/68403903@N00/

For additional samples of my rambling, you can check out my blog -

http://supervelma.blogspot.com/

***As often as possible, a portion of my proceeds go to Welcome Home Barnyard Sanctuary, a 501(c)3 non-profit farm animal rescue located in Corpus Christi, TX***

I doubt anyone has bothered to read this far.

I mean, seriously, who reads through the whole "shop info"?

Boobs.