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The Dirty Housewife's Perfumery and Apothecary

The owner of thedirtyhousewife is on vacation.

Thank you for stopping by! The DHW is currently on Maternity Leave! All pending orders will be on time and as planned. I am always available for convos if you need me! See you soon :)
To stay updated please visit the DHW Facebook page @ facebook.com/dirtyhousewifesoap

I am still selling Mermaid Hair- if you would like one (or more) please convo me with your PAYPAL email and I will send you an invoice. Product is packaged and ready to ship.


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thedirtyhousewife's Shop Announcement

The current processing time is 10-12 business days (M-F). To stay current on all the DHW Happenings, please visit facebook.com/dirtyhousewifesoap for all the details.
Important Notice: The roll on perfume bottles have been changed to .40 oz instead of .30 oz. They are sleeker and a bit longer and there is no extra charge.
To my Dear Canadian Friends: I am having a hard time figuring out the ever changing shipping costs to Canada! Lately it seems when I take a package in to ship, it is always a different cost. I am not sure if it is just from different cities in Canada or what but it seems I can ship up to 12-13 ounces for about $11-12 and almost 2 pounds for about $17. I am telling you this because my shipping costs are pretty high on Etsy right now due to this. As always I will always try to save you money when possible and will refund any overages over $1 regardless of what you initially pay! I am considering a meeting at the PO just to get some solid price quotes and see if I can find out why the differences. 11-12 ounces of perfume is A LOT so please do not let it push you away from one of your favorite Etsy shops :) Hope to see you soon

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Dirty Housewife products are Proudly "Made in America" !
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I will ship to any country-please convo me your location for shipping costs if yours is not listed!*****

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