joybucket's Shop Policies

Welcome

Hello you.

Payment

I prefer paypal.

If you have a special situation let me know. Communicate with me and I'll do my best to make things work out. Please don't assume I know what you are thinking. I have trouble enough trying to figure out what my dog is thinking.

Now for the icky part - non-payment. Sigh. It's rather easy. I just don't ship until payment is received. Sometimes people forget or they are new to etsy and that's understandable. I'll send you a little friendly reminder. If there is no response I will cancel the sale.

Shipping

I ship through the US Postal System. My dolls I ship using their Priority Flat Rate boxes in the US. Shipping to other countries varies. I ship once I receive payment and it clears into my checking (this frees the money to be able to use it to ship).

I use delivery confirmation.

Refunds and Exchanges

Each of my dolls are made with careful attention to detail and love. They are all one of a kind and handmade, therefore they may have a crooked stitching or wonky sewing. I carefully inspect and pack up each item whispering messages of Godspeed for their journey to their final destination.

All sales are final. If by chance your new friend arrives damaged this is tragic so please communicate with me immediately. I will either coordinate a repair or make an insurance claim with the postal service.

Additional Policies and FAQs

R.A.Q.'s (Rarely Asked Questions)

Do you hibernate?
No, although I've thought about it and even tried once. I wasn't able to quite get my heart-rate down low enough. I understand yoga is good for that.

Do you think Woody Allen is funny?
I used to. I'm more a of an Eddie Izzard person now.

Why dolls? Don't they give you the creeps?
Because I can. I'm good at it. I like doing things I'm good at. Creeps? Yep, you betcha. Dolls can be creepy. So are clowns and people dressed in furry costumes. A furry costumed clown holding a doll, yikes!

Your brain doesn't work like a normal person.
That isn't a question.

If you could say anything what would it be?
isthmus

Isthmus?
See? It's hard to say. I can't say it. I end up saying "waggy bit of land that connects two larger land areas". Saying isthmus would condense my speech drastically.

What would you want to tell a potential customer?
Buy my stuff. duh.

Last Updated September 29, 2009

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