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My Top 10 Moustaches

I'm pretty sure anyone who knows me has found out about my obsession with mustaches, moustaches, handlebars, fu manchus, walruses (my favorite!) and mustachios.  I like them all, and I like them alot!  In fact, I like to search for all those terms on a daily basis just to keep up with what's new in the world of facial hair themed goods on Etsy.  

Here I bring you my Top Ten:

10. Dictator Plate

If I could eat every meal off of this Dictator Plate by trixiedelicious, I'd lick my plate clean every time.

 
9.  Secret Agent Soapstache

Rub-a-dub-dub!  Moustaches are even fun in the tub! By MollycoddleSoap

 
8.  Mustache Handkerchief

One hanky, four clever disguises. By avrilloreti.

 
7.  Custom Mustache made just for you

Having trouble deciding if a moustache is for you? Now you can take one for a test ride with Somethingshidinghere's mustache on a stick.

 
6.  Incognito

Speaking of moustaches on a stick, ashleyg's illustration goes Incognito.

 
5.  Mr. Moustache tote bag

A tote bag with a moustache, how could I resist! Thanks malisia.

 
4.  Reclaimed Cedar Key 'Stache

I can never find my keys whenever I leave my house. Maybe it's because I don't have one of these key 'staches made by the genius benfloeter.

 
3.  Slug-O-Stache t-shirt

I used to have a pet slug named Sluggie, but Sluggie didin't have a moustache like the one pictured on partybots' Slug-O-Stache t-shirt.

 
2.  Stash 'Stache Satchet

Keep your yarn stash free of moths and smelling sweet with this 'stache satchet by Girlontherocks.

 
1.  Mustache Comb Necklace

When I finally snag my dream moustache man, I'll be able to brush his tangled stache anytime after a long steamy smooch fest with this sterling silver moustache comb necklace by Makool.

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There is no way I can pick just ten, so check below for some other Etsy items with furry upper lips. 

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May 27, 2008 at 10:13 a.m. ZestyB

Maybe you can be a judge at this annual event:
http://www.worldbeardchampionships.co...

I *think* you'd love it :D

May 27, 2008 at 10:16 a.m. TeenAngster

So good.

May 27, 2008 at 10:30 a.m. SteppingStones

these are a riot! wonder if i could make a "stone stache"

good soap opera name!

May 27, 2008 at 10:50 a.m. jasonmseger

Amazing, thanks for the links! Old and more recent Bob Dylan as a great pencil-stache.

May 27, 2008 at 10:56 a.m. hisss

a good stache is underrated

May 27, 2008 at 11:14 a.m. belleslettres

so good it tickles.

May 27, 2008 at 11:17 a.m. NightjarBooks

My fave mustaches:

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?...

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?...

Too good to be missed!!

May 27, 2008 at 11:28 a.m. MyKangaroo

Mustache Brainwashing

I have to admit that mustaches were on my list of "yucky things". Mostly because of a creepy man I use to know.

Seeing them pop up on etsy in so many funny ways has started to change my mind. Now I find them entertaining. Who knows I may be searching for my daily mustache fix like you someday.

Great article.

May 27, 2008 at 11:39 a.m. calebwalt

your mustache passion resonates in this article beautifully. i twiddle my 'stache in approval.

May 27, 2008 at 12:27 p.m. littlepurls

simply amazing. nothin' like a great 'stache.

May 27, 2008 at 1:30 p.m. lupin

Great Etsy finds theme - what can beat an inbox full of moustaches?!
Thanks so much for featuring my moustache disguises at the end there :)

May 27, 2008 at 2:23 p.m. tortillagirl

This is one of the coolest features I've ever seen in the Storque. For reals.

P.S. Shout out to Lupin: The first felt moustache I ever remember seeing at Etsy was the one featured here from her shop.

May 27, 2008 at 9:26 p.m. shopwhimsy

All the featured staches are great! But, nothing beats a devious plot going on right under your nose!

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?...

And if its made from cool recycled LPs that's even better!

May 27, 2008 at 10:02 p.m. blackbird72

i second this listing!
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?...

May 27, 2008 at 11:39 p.m. bornlippy

I totally have one of those dictator plates! I LOVE it!

May 28, 2008 at 12:07 a.m. aorta

oh, the cookie duster cuteness.

May 28, 2008 at 7:42 a.m. vintageitville

I just love 'The blonde mustache' by lupin. That pic is just so darling !!!

May 28, 2008 at 12:49 p.m. luckx4

These are all lovely examples of the personality that a mustache can add. May I humbly submit my own mustachioed friend, Bernard:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?...

May 28, 2008 at 1:22 p.m. QuirkynBerkeley

Tresijas has extremely cool moustache necklaces, too.

June 20, 2008 at 3:43 a.m. artdecadence

Check out this sartorial chap from thethriftycollegeartist
at
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?...

June 22, 2008 at 1:20 a.m. worthafortune

These pics make me love and appreciate my husband's stache even more. Absolutely awesome!

June 26, 2008 at 4:13 p.m. aegeansea

Very entertaining!! I have never seen my husband without one! (38 yrs. & counting!)

July 3, 2008 at 4:16 p.m. SongBirdArtStudio

hahaha this is a hilarious top 10, i love it!

Aug. 15, 2008 at 1:37 a.m. PepperDogdesigns

So Hilarious! I actually laughed out loud...handy handle bars & mr moneybags! ha!

Aug. 15, 2008 at 8:14 a.m. dangerousmezzo

Dictator plate. How very amusing.

Aug. 19, 2008 at 6:11 a.m. KimberlyAnn

That is hilarious. I was just having a conversation with my boyfriend an his friends. They like to buy fake mustaches from the party store and wear them around town.

Oct. 27, 2008 at 10:04 p.m. ClashCityCouture

Haha LOVE it! The chocolate stash is makin' me drool

Oct. 29, 2008 at 5:25 p.m. Touch2112

That's so awesome , so many great mustache items!

Dec. 16, 2008 at 11:51 a.m. drabefroman

before trying something like this, you might want to check in with the American Mustache Institute to have them give you its sign of approval (www.AmericanMustacheInstitute.org)

Carry on

June 18, 2009 at 1:44 p.m. RomanceCatsAndWhimsy

My husband has a mustache -- so I had to check this out -- very funny!! :)

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