http://www.etsy.com/storque/search/tags/quotes/2008-01-10T18:24:00ZSearch results (tags) for: "quotes"2008-01-10T18:24:00ZTeenAngster, tiddlyinkshttp://www.etsy.com/storque/etc/funny-forum-quotes-valentines-edition-with-tiddyinks-1007/

<p><a href="http://tiddlyinks.etsy.com">tiddyinks</a> says:</p><p>Chillionaire says: <br />what about falling in love with Etsy? I think I'm pretty much married to this place now....<br /><br />-----------<br />&quot;my hubby swears I am ! :) The sex is definitely better with Etsy....jk&quot;</p><p>From our <a href="http://www.etsy.com/forums_thread.php?thread_id=5409119&amp;page=1">Etsy Romance thread</a> in the <a href="http://www.etsy.com/forums_main.php">Forums</a>! Share your Etsy romantic stories today!</p>

2007-11-29T18:35:00Zabitabite, ezrascousinhttp://www.etsy.com/storque/etc/funny-forum-quotes-ezrascousin-754/

<a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=6916"><br />ezrascousin</a> says:<br />I bit my dentist too. I was about 12. He did something and I said it hurt, he said &quot;no it didn't&quot; So I bit him, he said &quot;ow that hurt&quot; I said. &quot;No it didn't&quot;.<br /><br /> To this day I'm not sure what made me do or say that.<br /><br /><em>From <a href="http://abitabite.etsy.com">abitabite</a>'s blog <a href="http://etsianssay.blogspot.com/2007/11/ezrascousin-says-darnest-things.html" target="_blank">Etsians Say the Darnest Things</a>. <a href="http://abitabite.etsy.com">abitabite</a> had a rough Thanksgiving, so show her some love!</em>

2007-11-06T11:18:00Zabitabitehttp://www.etsy.com/storque/etc/funny-forum-quotes-theisland-573/

<p><em><a href="http://theisland.etsy.com">theisland</a> says:</em></p><p>[You know you're an Etsian when...] You start seeing the world as it would fit into 430 x 430 pixel squares... :)</p><p><em>From <a href="http://abitabite.etsy.com/">abitabite</a>'s <a href="http://etsianssay.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Etsians Say the Darnest Things blog</a>.</em> </p>

2007-10-23T15:26:00Zabitabitehttp://www.etsy.com/storque/etc/funny-forum-quotes-dreamlandincense-468/

<p><em><a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5205755">dreamlandincense</a> says:</em></p><p>Thanks &lt;3, I may have to take you up on that!<br /><br />I told my husband earlier this week that I might make him a badge that said he was my &quot;booth buddy&quot;. He laughed, and said he's been happily telling his friends he is in fact my &quot;booth b!tc#&quot;<br /><br />=)</p><p><em>From <a href="http://abitabite.etsy.com/">abitabite</a>'s <a href="http://etsianssay.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Etsians Say the Darnest Things blog</a>.</em> </p>

2007-10-09T14:51:00Zabitabitehttp://www.etsy.com/storque/etc/funny-forum-quotes-basteldren-382/

<p><a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=94460">basteldren</a> says:</p><p>&quot;Just do what I did, and you can have 0 day periods! :D<br /><br />Hysterectomies all around! *tosses confetti*&quot;</p><p>From <a href="http://abitabite.etsy.com/">abitabite</a>'s <a href="http://etsianssay.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Etsians Say the Darnest Things blog</a>. </p>

2007-10-04T13:04:00Zabitabitehttp://www.etsy.com/storque/etc/funny-forum-quotes-bleugreen-357/

<p><em><a href="http://bleugreen.etsy.com">bleugreen</a> says:</em><br />[I don't trust] a woman who doesn't own a glue gun.</p><p><em>From <a href="http://abitabite.etsy.com/">abitabite</a>'s <a href="http://etsianssay.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Etsians Say the Darnest Things blog</a>. </em> </p>

2007-10-02T09:00:00Zabitabitehttp://www.etsy.com/storque/etc/funny-forum-quotes-kobedog-334/

<p><em><a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=24570">kobedog</a> says:</em><br />i licked SugarLips push-up lotion bar!<br />really, i did. i got one of these recently in <a href="http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=7189755">Angel Food Cake</a> and it smelled so good, after about 4 days of smelling it (and a suggestions from an Etsy friend) i finally had to lick it to see if it tasted as wonderful as it smells!</p><p>From <a href="http://abitabite.etsy.com">abitabite</a>'s <a href="http://etsianssay.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Etsians Say the Darnest Things blog</a>.&nbsp;</p>

2007-09-27T15:05:00Zabitabitehttp://www.etsy.com/storque/etc/funny-forum-quotes-pollys-299/

<p><a href="http://Pollys.etsy.com">Pollys</a> says:<br />the problem with being married to men is they expect you to cook dinner etc rather then letting you spend all day on etsy!</p><p>From abitabite's blog <a href="http://etsianssay.blogspot.com/2007/09/pollys-says-darnest-things.html" target="_blank">Etsians Say the Darnest Things!</a>&nbsp;</p>

2007-09-25T13:02:00Zabitabitehttp://www.etsy.com/storque/etc/funny-forum-quotes-muddyhorsegallery-284/

<p><em>Courtesy of abitabite's blog <a href="http://etsianssay.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Etsians Say the Darnest Things</a></em></p><p><a href="http://muddyhorsegallery.etsy.com">muddyhorsegallery</a> says:<br />My husband came in from work this afternoon, walked right past me to the shower and came out shaking a bar of <a href="http://morganstreet.etsy.com">morganstreet</a>'s pumpkin spice soap at me.<br /><br />Apparently, he showered with it this morning. Upon arrival at work, one of his buds sat down next to him, sniffed, and said &quot;dude, you smell goooooood&quot;...</p> <a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5139365"></a>

2007-09-21T09:02:00Zabitabite, loosewirestudiohttp://www.etsy.com/storque/etc/funny-forum-quotes-loosewirestudio-249/

<p> <a href="http://loosewirestudio.etsy.com">loosewirestudio</a> says:</p><p>&quot;RD is now RevolvingDorque, to me.<br />I'm just sayin'.&quot;</p><p>From the <a href="http://www.etsy.com/forums_thread.php?thread_id=5221015">&quot;Stork vs Storque&quot;</a> thread in the forums.</p><p>Check out <a href="http://abitabite.etsy.com/">abitabite</a>'s <a href="http://etsianssay.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Etsians Say blog</a>. </p>

2007-09-19T12:12:00Zabitabite, strawberryanarchyhttp://www.etsy.com/storque/etc/funny-forum-quotes-strawberryanarchy-232/

<p><a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5077473">strawberryanarchy</a> says:</p><p>&quot;well my promotion is this mad song i made up - chanting &quot;strawberry anarchy&quot; when im drunk! and people either think im a total nut job or actually might google it to see what the hell im on about! plus running on stage and shouting it at the top of your voice at any given opportunity works a wonder too :)&quot;</p><p>From the <a href="http://www.etsy.com/forums_thread.php?thread_id=5235772" target="_blank">&quot;promoting your shop&quot;</a> thread in the forums.&nbsp;</p><p>Check out <a href="http://abitabite.etsy.com/">abitabite</a>'s <a href="http://etsianssay.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Etsians Say blog</a>. </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

2007-09-13T10:00:00Zabitabite, ericasislandhttp://www.etsy.com/storque/etc/funny-forum-quotes-ericasisland-192/

<p><a href="http://ericasisland.etsy.com">ericasisland</a> says:</p><p>&quot;Dear Friday,<br /><br />Stop trying to overcompensate for your lack of stamina. You are the equivalent of a bald man in a corvette convertible. Let it go...you aren't enough for any of us.<br /><br />I'm where it's at.<br />Saturday&quot;</p><p>From the <a href="http://www.etsy.com/forums_thread.php?thread_id=5212499&amp;page=1" target="_blank">&quot;Dear Friday.&quot; thread</a> in the forums.&nbsp;</p><p>Check out <a href="http://abitabite.etsy.com/">abitabite</a>'s <a href="http://etsianssay.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Etsians Say blog</a>. </p>

2007-09-11T08:00:00Zabitabite, pawandclawdesignshttp://www.etsy.com/storque/etc/funny-forum-quotes-pawandclawdesigns-38/

<p><a href="http://pawandclawdesigns.etsy.com">pawandclawdesigns</a> says:<br /><br />&quot;people make no bones about sleeping on a motel mattress, so why the fuss over buying a used one ONE GUY slept on as apposed to upwards to 500 people?<br /><br />My mattress is used AND from a motel.<br /><br />i love danger.&quot;<br /><br />From the &quot;Creepy Thrift Store Stuff&quot; thread.</p><p>Check out <a href="http://abitabite.etsy.com">abitabite</a>'s <a href="http://etsianssay.blogspot.com" target="_blank">Etsians Say blog</a>. </p>