What makes us human?  Some say our ability to use language. But that was proven wrong by the discovery that apes communicate quite well. Aren't we all familiar with Koko's story? And yeah, as those of us who have lived with domesticated animals understand, pets communicate too. How silly for humans to think that cats, for example, can't talk. Check out the Chatty Kathys in the video below.

Some human-centric people may say that culture is what makes humans so special. Sorry, folks, apes got that, too.  And on Etsy, trendsetting is not a distinctly human characteristic — our pets have style!  Maybe Hugo the cockapoo can't handstitch his own faux leopard print coat, but honey, you know it's only because of those little paws. You — as his human companion — know deeply and intimately that this is what he wants to be wearing. Because he has personality, and it needs to come out! It's your duty to assist him.  Here are some of the latest trends in pet fashion...

Laid Back, Classic Style:
Here's a classic choice for your pets' bowls by BlackMtnFurniture:

Slightly distressed and rustic. "If you need a feeder a different height please email me for a price as we can customize one to fit your pets' needs!" BlackMtnFurniture also takes custom Alchemy requests for any pet furniture (or human furniture, too, I suppose) that you might need.

Understated polka dot leash by anniessweatshop:

She has matching collars too.

For the Pampered and Posh:
If you sometimes enjoy feeling that irrepressible desire to squeeze a cute little thing 'til it suffocates...then you should know about designsfordinkydogs. I just broke out in a cold sweat when I found this pink carrier:

This bonnet comes with matching frock, with harness built right in: 

Another sophisticated option, blue Chinese silk coat by Meanypie:

Classy bowtie look for your puppeh by miascloset:

For the Hipster:

This collar by transaction is really cool! Stylish and good quality, too:

hatz4brats's snooded coats for a fun, retro chic pooch:


Delicately sardonic pet clothing by pamperedpoochie:


Tattoo-inspired tags for the punk. By inkart76:

Moustaches are so in right now:

Catstache catnip toys by prairiebird come in felt or leather.


For the Quirky Pet:
Pet bed in a vintage suitcase by Chiesta:

Cat wigs by eenodol, who says, "Convo me for a custom order! The crazier the better! I'll attempt anything :) ":

Looks like the cat is about to attempt something, too.

Check out natdesigns2003's goldfish cat beds:
I love these. It's so perfect for the weirdo cat you have a love/hate relationship with. Fluffy gets to glare at you and look fierce in her ominous lair, while you get to snicker at her ridiculous "hidey hole." ...Yeah, but you're still in a co-dependent relationship, so who is really laughing?

Custom costumes and regalia for special occasions by granolahead. You can also use Alchemy to get that magical transformation you and your pet are dreaming of (a la your pug dressed as that creature Aughra from The Dark Crystal). Perchance to go along with your fantasy-themed wedding?

Ooooor...pirate-themed.

Older dogs: 

portlypug's hats for the grandma pooches:


Awww. Who's over the hill?

AspenGroveBoutique's diapers for old man dogs.


For the Athletic Type:
Some dogs are sporty.  Not all dogs want cute fashion options. Here is an attractive and practical snood by COZYHORSE:


These booties by Ruth, a dog musher, and her friend alaskaleash come straight from Alaska:

Sorry, couldn't resist the cute. I convoed this seller to beg her to shoot a video and upload it to Youtube. Fingers crossed.


For the Nerdy Ones:
Then again, some pets are more, how shall I say this — indoor types. Bookish even. Sweater from DianaDesignsNY:

Some are eager to please. Saddlepack by Dogonwear:



For the Naughty Ones:
Snuggleworm will want to wear his cozy jimjams after munching a bit too much of the nip. Catnip toys by squirrelonaledgetop:

 
And here are the jimjams. By furkidfever:

Ever wonder if Divine from Pink Flamingos is secretly re-incarnated as your pet? Dog tags by  sudlow:

Ok, here's the thing. Maybe you are secretly the reincarnation of Divine:
Cat Butt earrings by outofthepinksky:

Can I end an article with What??? 

Please share in the comments below. I want links to flickr pictures and I want to be squealing with glee. Check out more Trends pieces on the Storque!