"What do dudes like?!" The Storque came to me begging to know one Monday afternoon.

"Who wants to know?" I responded coolly while gazing off into the distance, even though I knew it was Alison from the Storque.

Alison rolled her eyes. 

"I'll tell you what they like!" I exclaimed hopping down from the hood of my IROC-Z and flipping my sunglasses up. "They like  hot cars and fast women. Cold beer and killer tunes and most importantly they like being left ALONE."

"Can you turn this damn music down?" Alison yelled while smacking away the finger I was thrusting in her face to prove some point. "And maybe write this article like you promised, and stop parking in front of my apartment."

I did two of those things. And not because she asked me.

This Portable Campfire by 4milewelder is a true dude's find. First, it can start real fires. Second, it looks awesome. I mean, just look at it. Third, I could totally get away from it all and bring this and my trusty switchblade and live off nothing but my wits, and cook my own food and make s'mores that I wouldn't have to share with anyone! Man, that would be awesome.

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