While I was looking through paypals help department to figure out my next course of action I ran across this "helpful tip" that brought my brain to a screeching halt.
"If your PayPal Prepaid Card is lost or stolen you should IMMEDIATELY contact us. You can call the 24-hour automated service using the toll-free telephone number printed on the back of your card."
It reminds me of the time my internet wasn't working and the browser recommended I go to the service providers web site for trouble shooting tips.
Slowly loosing faith in humanity.