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REMINDER: After ordering please let us know if you would like a Mens or a Womens t-shirt.

The t-shirt edition of our best selling Denglisch Tote Bag. Your lean Hipster frame requires this linguistic translation gem.

Available in Mens and Womens sizes S, M, L and XL. Let us know which you want.

The perfect gift for your friend that understands only train station. All clear?

Scientists believe, if Denglisch were a mathematical formula it would consist of 10% Deutsch, 10% English, 39% guesswork and 41% blind optimism.

Ich kann mich nicht verstehen warum die Deutschers habe soooo viele problems Englisch zu sprechen?!?! Englisch ist total supermegaoberaffentittengeil einfach und wir haben kein problems Deutsch zu sprechen. Wirklich Komisch.

Also available as a limited edition Tote Bag:

SLIM FIT! Womens is printed on a slim fit shirt, check the size chart below and see if need to bestellen a size größer. When ordering bescheid geben which gender and size you want please. Our mind reading device has malfunctioned of late.

Size chart is here -

Printed on Continental Clothing shirts 150g, 100% cotton.

We see us - Wir Sehen Uns
Life is not a pony stable - Das Leben ist kein Ponyhof
I believe I spider - Ich glaub ich spinne
You cannot reach me the water - Niemand kann mir das Wasser reichen
Donkey-Bridge - Eselsbruecke
No-one sells me for stupid - Du willst mich wohl für dumm verkaufen
That Find I also - Das finde ich auch
Equal goes it loose - Gleich geht's los

The Denglisch T-shirt

$28.00 USD
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  • Handmade item
  • Material: cotton
  • Feedback: 65 reviews
  • Ships worldwide from Berlin, Germany