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Funny, sarcastic Christmas or holiday card.
OUT: Happy Holidays! Wow, it's been some year! Right after the New Year, we bought a new vacation home in Tuscany. It's a beautiful three bedroom home and we even have an olive orchard! And it’s walking distance to the most charming little town. My son, who you'll all remember was elected class president, got straight As last year and was awarded the "Most Likely To Succeed" award by his classmates. I'm pretty sure they all voted him because he's the star of the baseball team, though. What a pitcher! His coach says he's never seen the likes of my son in three years of coaching! My daughter is also doing well. A beautiful ballerina, she won the coveted role of Clara this year in her studio's rendition of The Nutcracker. Also a good student, she really seems to excel in English and her poem, "Riding to School on a Bus" was published in the school newsletter to great acclaim. The dog is getting older, but recently won the "cutest dog in the world" award in a contest sponsored by the local pet store. And you wouldn't believe how utterly GOLDEN our goldfish is! It's the most beautiful shade of orangeish yellow I've ever seen. Me? I was promoted last year and given a huge raise -- what a boon, right? Especially since we took several holidays last year to Greece, China, Tahiti, Buenos Aires, and Alaska. They were all wonderful trips but after traveling for no less than two months, we were completely exhausted by November! It’s always nice to get home to all our friends.
Have a wonderful holiday season! xoxo
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