2 pieces of string walk into a bar & the bartender looks at them & says "Sorry, boys, we don't serve your kind here." \nSitting outside & feeling thirsty one piece of string says "Hey! I've got an idea to get me into the bar."
This is really really great! Love those sandals! Oh, and thank you for providing the joke... I Loved this joke as a kid, but (like any bad joke teller) could only remember the beginning and end since. Strangely enough it keeps popping up and I've tried really hard to remember it since.
I've always loved that joke. A mushroom goes into a bar and tries to order a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve mushrooms here." The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fungi." Get it? Fun guy?
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