Bill the Shark finger puppet

Description

It's OK, you don't have to be scared of Bill. He's rather a buck-toothed sharky dork.

Go ahead and swim in the oceans naked & bleeding. He won't do a thing, even if you're naked, wounded, and a pretty lady; except maybe talk to you about the Fibonacci Sequence or Star Trek.

Even though he looks dangerous on the outside, & even though he's spent hours upon hours listening to A'Capella groups & playing nerd-video games, he still has a heart of love & will be there anytime you need him. He's just like that. Bill is an amazing friend.

Bill is 2" tall (roughly 5cm) and just over 3cm wide (1.25").

Inasmuch as Bill won't kill pretty, naked, bloody ladies, he WILL kill children under the age of 3. Please don't let them play with Bill. As much as you think Finger puppets are great toys for little ones, imagine the size of that little one's esophagus, about the size of a FINGER right? yeah. Finger..finger puppet..hmmm imagine that little kiddo shoving their finger in their mouth..now imagine that kiddo shoving a finger in their mouth with a finger puppet on the other side. While its not pretty for the puppet, its even worse for the kiddo who starts gagging and choking and wanting to cry for mommy but they cant because a friggin' shark is clogging their airway.

This has been a public service announcement from the staceyrebecca team of fingers that type.

Added on Jul 04, 2008

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United States	$2.50 USD	$0.50 USD
Canada	$2.50 USD	$0.50 USD
Everywhere Else	$3.00 USD	$1.50 USD

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