Sorry...Poor musical taste card

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Heavy metal? Easy Listening? Lite Jazz? Whichever it is, let someone know that you dispprove of their musical choices-in a humourous way. Surely they'll get a laugh out of it.

The card itself is black cardstock with silver glittery, cream, and grey flourishes. It is blank inside so you can add your own sentiment.

Not quite what you're looking for? I can put any thing on a card for you-inside jokes, lyrics, movie quotes-anything at all.

Here are some other things I'm sorry for...

Sorry you had to pay for your boobs.
Sorry you're in a loveless relationship.
Sorry I don't care about you anymore.
Sorry I gave you VD.
Sorry I'm cooler than you.
Sorry I was too drunk to have sex.
Sorry you have to get married.
Sorry you're still single.
Sorry I spent the rent money on booze.
Sorry I have to be drunk to have sex with you.
Sorry I want to smother you in your sleep.
Sorry you forgot to purge.
Sorry you feel obliged to procreate.
SOrry I want to stab your eyes out.
Sorry I faked it.
Sorry you're an asshole.
Sorry I'm prettier than you.
Sorry you're still single.
Sorry I told you I was pregnant.
Sorry you can't tear yourself away from the X-Box long enough to have sex.
...among others.

Before you ask, and I know you're wondering, I'm not a megalomaniac nor have I experienced, caused or been on the receiving end of any of these statements. I just appreciate sarcasm for what it is and I hope you do too!

All cards are made with acid and lignin free, high quality card stock. Card size is 4.25 in x 5.5 in. packaged with standard cream invitation envelopes in a protective clear archival quality bag.

Keep in mind that colors may vary slightly depending on computer monitors.

Added on Oct 17, 2009

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