All NEW and IMPROVED I Heart Farts Deluxe Farty Kit

Description

This is truly the Rolls Royce of Farty products. Combining the features of the entire acclaimed Farty line, this kit will provide the recipient with all the technological tools necessary to deal with this most human and embarrassing problem.

Packaged for gift giving; colored tissue in a presentation box, all sealed in a cello bag (see pictures). This is a perfect Valentine gift for significant other, secret flame, sibling, parent, in-law, co-worker, boss, friend, or foe.

The deluxe kit consists of:

Farty Peg: A double defense against olfactory offense. Applied to the proboscis, the peg provides a barrier to invasive pheromones, while the snappy text informs the perpetrators that they’ve been rumbled.

Farty Lites: For group defense, these convenient Lites provide for rapid fumigation of the afflicted area.

Stinky Lites: Cover up embarrassing bathroom episodes with these clever incense matches.

Cover-up Candle: Keep your living space clear of noxious aromas with this mint-scented tea light.

Descriptive leaflet

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Please note the heart bling on Farty Lites will be a random color and not necessarily the one depicted in the pictures.

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Added on May 12, 2008

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United States	$2.50 USD	$1.00 USD
Canada	$2.50 USD	$1.00 USD
Everywhere Else	$4.50 USD	$1.50 USD

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