7 inch Translucent Clear Vinyl Record Clock -- AUGHRA

Description

According to the spring of all knowledge (Wikipedia), "In Dianetics and Scientology, Clear is stated to be a condition in which a person is free of the unwanted influence of engrams, unwanted emotions or painful traumas which are not readily available to the awareness of present time. A person in this condition, then referred to as a 'Clear,' would be a person cleared of those negative influences."

Now, I'll admit that on the surface, "Clear" sounds pretty awesome. But when you think about it, I mean really think about it, do you want to have any more similarities to Tom Cruise than you absolutely have to? If you do, then I encourage you to find your nearest Scientology reading room.

If you're interested in a less invasive form of "Clear," then I present to you the 7" clear record clock. This translucent beauty is fashioned from a vinyl single and a pair of silver clocks hands to match the silver type on the label. What does 'AUGHRA' mean? I dunno, but it's got to be better than 'Xenu.'

All clocks feature only an hour and minute hand, because every second, unfortunately, does not count. Each clock’s hands are painted with my hands, and to prove it to you, paint jobs may include slight imperfections (proof they were crafted by the honest, simple, hard-working indigenous peoples of... wherever). One AA battery is required, but not provided.

These quality, hand-crafted clocks are made right in the heart of the U.S. of A without the use of sweatshops, outsourced customer support, or Wal-Mart.

**SHIPPING**
Single clocks are shipped via USPS Priority Mail. Multiple clocks can be shipped together, but will most likely be sent out via Parcel Post, which will take slightly longer. Clocks are carefully packaged for shipping, but these things can be somewhat fragile, so I suggest you add the $1.70 for insurance purposes.

International shipping can be done, but e-mail me before you buy the clock to get an estimate on the shipping cost. Every country is different, or so says the man with the mustache at the counter.

*Clocks are made from used records, and while we are scrutinous in our selection of vinyl, there are no guarantees that clocks will be 100% free of minor imperfections. It's called character, people.*

Added on Sep 18, 2009

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