Sockmosis - When Worlds Collide

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My trusted companion Professor Doodlemonkie and I are pleased to present to you our first publication in the Sockmosis series.

WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE documents the criminal acts of troublesome sock thieves known as DOLDRITES that travel from a land called THE DOLDRUMS to terrorise our homes and steal our beloved socks. This volume details the mechanisms of transport and what these doldrites aim to achieve in our world. Sockmosis - When Worlds Collide will provide a foundation of understanding that you will come to depend upon.

Do not be fooled into thinking this is a work of fiction with a happy ending; we do not wish to soften the blow with a story about a cute little SOCK HORROR on a rescue mission to free his kind. This is a harrowing read that sets out to reveal the truth behind your ever growing odd sock pile.

SOCKMOSIS - WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE contains many illustrations, as well as special sections and appendices including The Secret World of Sockmosis (facts you never knew you knew about doldrites); The Garden of Mislaid Garments (bizarre creatures that inhabit The Doldrums); Excerpts from the Book of Brutality (how they see us - and maybe why they despise us so much!); Maps of the strange world of the doldrites; a Dust Bunny Snuff cartoon, and more!

60 pages, perfect bound novel format (9"x6")

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Added on Sep 20, 2009