Pink and White Sock Zombie Puppet

Description

Zombie Interview, Take Five

INTERVIEWER: Ha, you know what's funny about you zombies?
ZOMBIE: WHAT.
INTERVIEWER: I mean, like, you know. "Funny". Like, interesting.
ZOMBIE: Oh, "interesting"? "Interesting" like the fact that we sink our teeth into living human bodies, tearing still pulsating flesh from bone and potentially corrupting your entire species?
INTERVIEWER: Wow. No. I was gonna say... nevermind.

Sock Zombie Puppet is made from one new man's sized crew sock and one new striped sock. The horns have been stuffed independently and sewn closed. His arms have been stitched twice with double thread so your thumb and pinky can really get down to business in there. His mouth has been reinforced four times with double thread. Four times. Four. His mouth does not open and trust me, this might save your life.

Sock Zombie Puppet is an expert as scratching his own itches and the itches of those around him, particularly when those people have no itches and are screaming, "NO, STOP, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!" That's really his time to shine.

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Added on Dec 23, 2008

Shipping

ship to:	cost:	with another item:
United States	$2.00 USD	$1.00 USD
Canada	$4.00 USD	$2.00 USD
France	$6.00 USD	$4.00 USD
Spain	$6.00 USD	$4.00 USD
United Kingdom	$6.00 USD	$4.00 USD
Everywhere Else	$6.00 USD	$4.00 USD

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